Home Contest Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest Contest Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - October 21, 2016 58 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email Jody was last week’s champ. If you’d like a new Black Arch holster too, enter the best caption for this pic in the comments by midnight Sunday and you’ll have one, too. Post Views: 24 RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR The Gun Collective is Giving Away a Barrett .50 Cal The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Two Silencer Shop Halloween Contests: Win a Free Suppressor (and Tax Stamp) 58 COMMENTS My goodness, your trigger safety is deplorable. Reply Gabby, doing her job as a meat shield for husband Mark during a suspected break in. Reply Sweetheart, I know something you do not know….I am not left handed. Reply Great PB ref!! Reply “Back off Bill, and you too Donald.” Reply Um, no, my gun isn’t in my pocket. And I’m real glad to see you. Reply Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a bang. Reply “Harsh lighting a hideous wall hanging? Firing’s too good for our interior designer!” Reply Don’t worry Annabelle, the house isn’t really haunted; the Colt 1903 is real, but you’ll have to guess about the bullets. Reply ” You think this is scary? Ha! Try spending time alone with a dancing-zombie pedophile wearing red leather!” Reply Go ahead and shoot, you will not hurt her. 🙂 Reply “Ooh, darling! I do like your strong side trigger finger discipline!” Reply You and me, baby. We’re gonna make it. We’re going places. In’N’Out or Carl’s Jr? Reply He’s got a tight grip! Reply No its not a gun in my pocket! I got it right here Reply Stick with me dear! I exercise my 2nd Amendment rights! Reply Why are your in-laws here? Reply I’m scared. You go first, dear. Reply “your in-laws” Goddammit! botched that one. Reply “Unless you are about to no-look a snake, how about you get your finger off that damn trigger?” Reply Vincent Price, oh the horror! Reply It was role play Tuesday at the Smiths. Reply There’s a clown at the door dear. Reply I told you this would happen if Hillary won!!! Reply Nice meat shield! Reply I do hope that is a .45 and not a 9mm, dear. .45 kills the soul, and we ARE hunting ghosts, after all. Reply I told you Vincent Price wasn’t gay… Reply Only the shadow knows!!!!!! Reply Well my dear, is that a IWB PROTOS-M I feel in your waistband? Reply Yes, my dear, but Roddy looked better in that dress than you do. Reply Oh dear..is that your back up in your pocket?! Reply Yes, I know that having my finger on the trigger in this picture is going to annoy the gun safety Nazis, but I have in fact verified my target, what is beyond and around it, and have made a conscious decision to fire. /;-D Reply The baby you feel isn’t yours George. Reply Frankly my dear, this pistol proves I give a damn! Reply Holster your rod! Reply I’ve never seen a cock roach that big. Oh look, it has a voter registration card. It’s a democrat. Even if you shoot it it’ll still vote. Reply Don’t make a sound. If he thinks we’re not home, he may go away. — Zombie at door registering voters. Reply Did you just hear a bang? Reply “Seriously Charles, don’t be so gauche. One must keep one’s booger hook from the bang switch until one is ready to fire. Don’t let the servants see you, I’d be mortified.” Reply Baby, I always carry protection. You just never know who you might meet. Reply “…meat.” Reply Come on Lady talk… I know you know… Just how many Black Arch holsters are the TTAG going to give away? Reply She~”Must we dance?……..oh………I see.” Reply This is the most intense Tilex ad I’ve ever seen! Reply I didn’t know John Waters was into chicks. Go figure! Reply Proof that Trump has been pro-gun for a long time. Reply “Well darn, I was so hoping that you were just glad to see me.” Reply a ten pack of p- mags? hmmm… keep talking… Reply I think you may have just winged the progressive dear. Better shoot him again to be sure. Reply “Remind me again, Baby, do I click the safety off as I draw or…?” Reply Vincent, what’s the price for my freedom? Reply No, dear, I’m not using you as a human shield. I’m using you AND the baby as human shields. Reply The police often question him, only because they find him intetesting. He’s a lover not a fighter, but hes also a fighter, so dont get any ideas. He can disarm you with his looks, or his hands, either way. He is the most interesting man in the world. “I don’t always carry gun, but when I do, I prefer a 1911… Stay vigilant my friends.” Reply Dearest, if you’re going to shoot that light out, perhaps you should aim. Reply “Come on baby, don’t fear the reaper.” Reply Ok Helen, you draw the Invisible Man out into the open and when he tries to grab you I’ll plug him right between the eyes. Reply “I shall never say “Help Me, Help Me” again!” Reply Dance of the Beretta . Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! 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