Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest


Jody was last week’s champ. If you’d like a new Black Arch holster too, enter the best caption for this pic in the comments by midnight Sunday and you’ll have one, too.




  1. avatar Andrew Lias says:

    My goodness, your trigger safety is deplorable.

  2. avatar jwm says:

    Gabby, doing her job as a meat shield for husband Mark during a suspected break in.

  3. avatar jfly1975 says:

    Sweetheart, I know something you do not know….I am not left handed.

    1. avatar Rick the Bear (now in NH!!) says:

      Great PB ref!!

  4. avatar Steve says:

    “Back off Bill, and you too Donald.”

  5. avatar jwm says:

    Um, no, my gun isn’t in my pocket. And I’m real glad to see you.

  6. avatar John L. says:

    Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a bang.

  7. avatar AaronW says:

    “Harsh lighting a hideous wall hanging? Firing’s too good for our interior designer!”

  8. avatar Rick says:

    Don’t worry Annabelle, the house isn’t really haunted; the Colt 1903 is real, but you’ll have to guess about the bullets.

  9. ” You think this is scary? Ha! Try spending time alone with a dancing-zombie pedophile wearing red leather!”

  10. Go ahead and shoot, you will not hurt her. 🙂

  11. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    “Ooh, darling! I do like your strong side trigger finger discipline!”

  12. avatar Rick the Bear (now in NH!!) says:

    You and me, baby. We’re gonna make it. We’re going places. In’N’Out or Carl’s Jr?

  13. avatar Barry Luke says:

    He’s got a tight grip!

  14. avatar Leo says:

    No its not a gun in my pocket! I got it right here

  15. avatar Mikele says:

    Stick with me dear! I exercise my 2nd Amendment rights!

  16. avatar Marcus (Aurelius) Payne says:

    Why are your in-laws here?

    1. avatar Marcus (Aurelius) Payne says:

      I’m scared. You go first, dear.

    2. avatar Marcus (Aurelius) Payne says:

      “your in-laws”

      Goddammit! botched that one.

  17. “Unless you are about to no-look a snake, how about you get your finger off that damn trigger?”

  18. avatar skiff says:

    Vincent Price, oh the horror!

  19. avatar jwm says:

    It was role play Tuesday at the Smiths.

  20. avatar Mike Luke says:

    There’s a clown at the door dear.

  21. avatar Jp says:

    I told you this would happen if Hillary won!!!

  22. avatar Sabrewolfe says:

    I do hope that is a .45 and not a 9mm, dear. .45 kills the soul, and we ARE hunting ghosts, after all.

  23. avatar former water walker says:

    I told you Vincent Price wasn’t gay…

  24. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    Only the shadow knows!!!!!!

  25. avatar AJH says:

    Well my dear, is that a IWB PROTOS-M I feel in your waistband?

  26. avatar VaqueroJustice says:

    Yes, my dear, but Roddy looked better in that dress than you do.

  27. avatar NateNGA says:

    Oh that your back up in your pocket?!

  28. avatar TyrannyOfEvilMen says:

    Yes, I know that having my finger on the trigger in this picture is going to annoy the gun safety Nazis, but I have in fact verified my target, what is beyond and around it, and have made a conscious decision to fire. /;-D

  29. avatar Mack Bolan says:

    The baby you feel isn’t yours George.

  30. avatar American Idiot says:

    Frankly my dear, this pistol proves I give a damn!

  31. avatar Larry B says:

    Holster your rod!

  32. avatar jwm says:

    I’ve never seen a cock roach that big. Oh look, it has a voter registration card. It’s a democrat. Even if you shoot it it’ll still vote.

  33. avatar Brian says:

    Don’t make a sound. If he thinks we’re not home, he may go away. — Zombie at door registering voters.

  34. avatar JW says:

    Did you just hear a bang?

  35. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Seriously Charles, don’t be so gauche. One must keep one’s booger hook from the bang switch until one is ready to fire. Don’t let the servants see you, I’d be mortified.”

  36. avatar NotCaliDreaming says:

    Baby, I always carry protection. You just never know who you might meet.

    1. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:


  37. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Come on Lady talk… I know you know…

    Just how many Black Arch holsters are the TTAG going to give away?

  38. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    She~”Must we dance?……..oh………I see.”

  39. This is the most intense Tilex ad I’ve ever seen!

  40. I didn’t know John Waters was into chicks. Go figure!

  41. avatar Jeremy in AL says:

    Proof that Trump has been pro-gun for a long time.

  42. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “Well darn, I was so hoping that you were just glad to see me.”

  43. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    a ten pack of p- mags? hmmm… keep talking…

  44. avatar Joe Talluto says:

    I think you may have just winged the progressive dear. Better shoot him again to be sure.

  45. avatar -Peter says:

    “Remind me again, Baby, do I click the safety off as I draw or…?”

  46. avatar Claymore says:

    Vincent, what’s the price for my freedom?

  47. avatar Martin B says:

    No, dear, I’m not using you as a human shield. I’m using you AND the baby as human shields.

  48. avatar Jon R. says:

    The police often question him, only because they find him intetesting. He’s a lover not a fighter, but hes also a fighter, so dont get any ideas. He can disarm you with his looks, or his hands, either way. He is the most interesting man in the world. “I don’t always carry gun, but when I do, I prefer a 1911… Stay vigilant my friends.”

  49. avatar Jason says:

    Dearest, if you’re going to shoot that light out, perhaps you should aim.

  50. avatar SouthAl says:

    “Come on baby, don’t fear the reaper.”

  51. avatar Handeeman says:

    Ok Helen, you draw the Invisible Man out into the open and when he tries to grab you I’ll plug him right between the eyes.

  52. avatar Pencotron says:

    “I shall never say “Help Me, Help Me” again!”

  53. avatar mark s. says:

    Dance of the Beretta .

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