Black Arch Weekend Photo Caption Contest


Reader tmm took last week’s honors. Win a new Black Arch holster for yourself this week by entering the best caption for this photo in the comments by midnight Sunday.



  1. avatar Rick the Bear (now in NH!!) says:

    Security team preparing for Emperor Clinton’s arrival.

  2. avatar John L. says:

    California gets serious about taking clunkers off the road.

  3. avatar strych9 says:

    “The Chief admitted that local police may have overreacted slightly while responding to a report of a child locked in a car but emphasized that officers had the well being of the child in mind at all times…”

  4. avatar Chris says:

    Those who do not remember history are doomed to repeat it.

  5. avatar Joe R. says:

    “Am I being detained offcer?”

  6. avatar Joe R. says:

    Onlookers wondered where the militarization of police would end.

  7. avatar Tyharr1911 says:

    You guys have SERIOUSLY got to stop farting in the car

  8. avatar Hoplopfheil says:

    “Let me assure you, there is no credible threat of a nuclear attack. I have to go to my private bunker now, for personal reasons. Please remain calm.”

  9. avatar Jody says:

    Chief Gassy McFarty’s interrogation techniques never failed to get a suspects confession.

  10. avatar Andrew Lias says:

    Although the police tried to de-escalate, Babe Ruth’s home run barrages forced them to take drastic action.

  11. avatar LJPII says:

    Police with machine guns. Pictures like these will either silence the anti-militarization of police crowd, or send them into a fuming liberal fit of rage.

  12. avatar Mark N. says:

    Chicago police smoke out the last legally armed citizen in town.

  13. avatar Mark N. says:

    After universal background checks failed to stop crime, the police employed universal stop and frisk, using tear gas to smoke out the resistors.

  14. avatar jwm says:

    Stop and Frisk. Old School.

  15. avatar 2Alpha says:

    “Everytown group arrested after stupidity confirmed contagious.”

  16. avatar tdiinva (Now in Wisconsin) says:

    FYI the Bushmaster Lawsuit got tossed.

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      Yeah, I e-mailed TTAG yesterday, I’m a bit surprised it hasn’t popped up today….

      1. avatar tdiinva (Now in Wisconsin) says:

        Even Hot Air had it and they aren’t a gun blog. I saw it on Bearing Arms yesterday.

  17. avatar I1ULUZ says:

    President Trump would like to have a word with you mister Bloomberg.

  18. avatar iWonTheInternet says:

    Who tooted?

  19. John ” Gut-Bomb” McGillicuddy’s reign of terror is finally over!

  20. How come the winners are names no one has ever heard of?

    1. avatar Hoplopfheil says:

      Not always, I won once!

      1. This has been suggested before (not by me) but it would be nice if the winning caption would be posted along side the new contest. If it is worthy of a prize, it is worthy of sharing.

        I was going to say “Who the f are you?” but I didn’t want you to miss the sarc.

        1. avatar Hoplopfheil says:

          I figured I was opening myself up for that comeback. 😀

          And yeah, it would be nice to see a recap of the last one each time.

      2. avatar Ing says:

        King, eh? Well, I didn’t vote for you.

    2. avatar jwm says:

      I won. Twice. But i think the fix is in. I make the best comment every time and I’ve only won twice?

      nigga, please.

    3. avatar tmm says:

      Apparently, there are real people behind those names…

      1. So you only comment when there is a prize?

        1. avatar tmm says:


  21. avatar Amfivena says:

    We don’t need no MOLLE to be tacticool and violate civil rights!

  22. avatar John in AK says:

    A little-known fact about President Harry Truman is that he became homicidally enraged when confronted about his extremely poor personal hygiene.

  23. avatar Lance F says:

    Swat team boots have come a long way.

  24. avatar jwm says:

    “See, Charlie, this war on alcohol is going so well we should have it won in 6 months. After that we’ll go after drugs. And then guns. I’ll bet by 1940 this will be a clean, sober, gun free country.”

  25. avatar Soylent Green says:

    Boston police prepare to raid Macy’s to confiscate illegal pressure cookers

  26. avatar AaronW says:

    “Texas Armoring Corp – a looong history of melodramatic advertising!”

  27. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    Fun-loving Newton police prepare to transport Benito “Beaner” Rodriguez for his court appearance.

  28. avatar pieslapper says:

    “… when they came for the overly flatulent, there was no one left to speak for me.”

    1. avatar Ing says:

      Hey, pie…(see avatar).

    2. avatar strych9 says:


  29. avatar Ing says:

    Silent but deadly? Deadly…but not silent enough.

  30. avatar Ralph says:

    Cops preparing to deploy to Newark, NJ, circa 1935. Some things never change.

  31. avatar Sardo Numspa says:

    The PC police lock up another filthy American to go to HRC prison to get his holster filled the liberal way .

  32. avatar Bob says:

    “Put your hands up.”
    “OK, officer.”
    “EWW! My God! That smells terrible! Put you hands down. PLEASE!”
    “Sorry, officers. I’m afraid I haven’t had a bath in a couple weeks. Where I was hiding from you guys – they didn’t have a bathroom.”
    “Alright. Just let us put on these gas masks. … OK, now put your hands up.”

  33. avatar Hannibal says:

    I think the original caption is better than most of what we’ll come up with

    “Newton police do sham to test guns”


  34. avatar mayhem34668 says:

    Police Chief: I don’t know which one of you clowns put that skunk in MY new patrol car, but I do know who’s gonna get it out !!!

  35. avatar Dave Lewis says:

    Now we know why the EPA bought a million rounds of ammunition.

  36. avatar ATTAG Reader says:

    Government officials prepare for Bonus Marchers coming to town.

  37. avatar Penetty says:

    “Newton Police first in nation to accept Tusken Raiders as new patolmen.”

  38. avatar Mike says:

    Fred raises his hands to admit passing the gas that made the masks necessary.

  39. avatar Brdflu says:

    Just like the fashion police to arrest a black coat at a white collar event.

  40. avatar Phil LA says:

    Thats what happens when you park down the first base line at the little league ball field.

  41. avatar I1ULUZ says:

    The first use of a LE MRAP, with optional chrome grill, circa 1934.

  42. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    patrol initiation consisted of being forced to sit in a squad with three officers eating baked beans.

  43. avatar ed says:

    “The Vice President leavs with his armed escort after judging the annual chillie contest. News at six.”

  44. avatar SouthAl says:

    Self defense tip: Ask a cop’s permission before farting.

  45. avatar Phil says:

    In compliance with president H. Clinton’s executive action no 986 you are being arrested for eating cabbage.

  46. avatar Luke Yarasheski says:

    Newton cops frisk guns for shams

  47. avatar jwm says:

    Hiring elephants as cops worked well for the city.

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