Home Contest Black Arch Weekend Photo Caption Contest Contest Black Arch Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - October 14, 2016 60 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email Reader tmm took last week’s honors. Win a new Black Arch holster for yourself this week by entering the best caption for this photo in the comments by midnight Sunday. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR The Gun Collective is Giving Away a Barrett .50 Cal The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Two Silencer Shop Halloween Contests: Win a Free Suppressor (and Tax Stamp) 60 COMMENTS Security team preparing for Emperor Clinton’s arrival. Reply California gets serious about taking clunkers off the road. Reply “The Chief admitted that local police may have overreacted slightly while responding to a report of a child locked in a car but emphasized that officers had the well being of the child in mind at all times…” Reply Those who do not remember history are doomed to repeat it. Reply “Am I being detained offcer?” Reply Onlookers wondered where the militarization of police would end. Reply You guys have SERIOUSLY got to stop farting in the car Reply “Let me assure you, there is no credible threat of a nuclear attack. I have to go to my private bunker now, for personal reasons. Please remain calm.” Reply Chief Gassy McFarty’s interrogation techniques never failed to get a suspects confession. Reply Although the police tried to de-escalate, Babe Ruth’s home run barrages forced them to take drastic action. Reply Police with machine guns. Pictures like these will either silence the anti-militarization of police crowd, or send them into a fuming liberal fit of rage. Reply http://www.gagdaily.com/appealing/2441-boston-police.html Reply Chicago police smoke out the last legally armed citizen in town. Reply After universal background checks failed to stop crime, the police employed universal stop and frisk, using tear gas to smoke out the resistors. Reply Stop and Frisk. Old School. Reply “Everytown group arrested after stupidity confirmed contagious.” Reply FYI the Bushmaster Lawsuit got tossed. Reply Yeah, I e-mailed TTAG yesterday, I’m a bit surprised it hasn’t popped up today…. Reply Even Hot Air had it and they aren’t a gun blog. I saw it on Bearing Arms yesterday. Reply President Trump would like to have a word with you mister Bloomberg. Reply Who tooted? Reply John ” Gut-Bomb” McGillicuddy’s reign of terror is finally over! Reply How come the winners are names no one has ever heard of? Reply Not always, I won once! Reply This has been suggested before (not by me) but it would be nice if the winning caption would be posted along side the new contest. If it is worthy of a prize, it is worthy of sharing. I was going to say “Who the f are you?” but I didn’t want you to miss the sarc. Reply I figured I was opening myself up for that comeback. 😀 And yeah, it would be nice to see a recap of the last one each time. King, eh? Well, I didn’t vote for you. Reply I won. Twice. But i think the fix is in. I make the best comment every time and I’ve only won twice? nigga, please. Reply Apparently, there are real people behind those names… Reply So you only comment when there is a prize? Reply um…no We don’t need no MOLLE to be tacticool and violate civil rights! Reply A little-known fact about President Harry Truman is that he became homicidally enraged when confronted about his extremely poor personal hygiene. Reply Swat team boots have come a long way. Reply “See, Charlie, this war on alcohol is going so well we should have it won in 6 months. After that we’ll go after drugs. And then guns. I’ll bet by 1940 this will be a clean, sober, gun free country.” Reply Boston police prepare to raid Macy’s to confiscate illegal pressure cookers Reply “Texas Armoring Corp – a looong history of melodramatic advertising!” Reply Fun-loving Newton police prepare to transport Benito “Beaner” Rodriguez for his court appearance. Reply “… when they came for the overly flatulent, there was no one left to speak for me.” Reply Hey, pie…(see avatar). 🙂 Reply Winner. Reply Silent but deadly? Deadly…but not silent enough. Reply Cops preparing to deploy to Newark, NJ, circa 1935. Some things never change. Reply The PC police lock up another filthy American to go to HRC prison to get his holster filled the liberal way . Reply “Put your hands up.” “OK, officer.” “EWW! My God! That smells terrible! Put you hands down. PLEASE!” “Sorry, officers. I’m afraid I haven’t had a bath in a couple weeks. Where I was hiding from you guys – they didn’t have a bathroom.” “Alright. Just let us put on these gas masks. … OK, now put your hands up.” Reply I think the original caption is better than most of what we’ll come up with “Newton police do sham to test guns” what??? Reply Police Chief: I don’t know which one of you clowns put that skunk in MY new patrol car, but I do know who’s gonna get it out !!! Reply Now we know why the EPA bought a million rounds of ammunition. Reply Government officials prepare for Bonus Marchers coming to town. Reply “Newton Police first in nation to accept Tusken Raiders as new patolmen.” Reply Fred raises his hands to admit passing the gas that made the masks necessary. Reply Just like the fashion police to arrest a black coat at a white collar event. Reply Thats what happens when you park down the first base line at the little league ball field. Reply The first use of a LE MRAP, with optional chrome grill, circa 1934. Reply patrol initiation consisted of being forced to sit in a squad with three officers eating baked beans. Reply “The Vice President leavs with his armed escort after judging the annual chillie contest. News at six.” Reply Self defense tip: Ask a cop’s permission before farting. Reply In compliance with president H. Clinton’s executive action no 986 you are being arrested for eating cabbage. Reply Newton cops frisk guns for shams Reply Hiring elephants as cops worked well for the city. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.