Home Crime and Punishment Assault Umbrella? Crime and PunishmentGun NationOpen CarryRifles Assault Umbrella? By Robert Farago - April 19, 2011 10 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Retired Oakland Police Captain Shot in Gas Station Robbery, Kills One of His 3 Attackers 10 Reasons You Should Turn In Your Guns Watch a Former Marine Prevent an Armed Robbery With One Punch [VIDEO] 10 COMMENTS Screw that – who’s the hottie in the video? Where is this news outfit? And most importantly, how to lobby for an anchor in our area? Reply No doubt evidence of Big Sis’ “See something, say something” program at work. Reply I guess it’s time to ban those deadly “Assault Umbrella’s”. Hopefully this new cause will keep our trolls busy and maybe they’ll leave us alone. Reply Is this the sound of one hand clapping? Reply Somebody must have yelled “BUMBERSHOOT!!” Reply No doubt it was one of those high capacity beach umbrellas. Only a criminal would need an umbrella that blocks so much sun. Reply Have a look at this and you tell me if it looks like a God damn rifle. This was my once a day I had to get up and walk away from the computer because I was so pissed. Reply Oh, you laugh ? http://www.real-self-defense.com/unbreakable-umbrella.html No. Really. Reply Have you forgotten about the deadly umbrella gun? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgi_Markov Reply That was a one-shot umbrella. It didn’t have a clip or even a shoulder thingie, therefore it was not an assault umbrella. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.