Home Fun and Games Are You Fly Enough to Make a Paracord Thong? Fun and Games Are You Fly Enough to Make a Paracord Thong? By Dan Zimmerman - December 26, 2011 10 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR New From X Products: X-1 Stand Alone Launcher (NOT a Firearm) The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Merry Christmas! Tell Us About Your Holiday and What You Are Packing! 10 COMMENTS Is that a trick question? Reply No. Reply One of the things I didn’t learn in Surviving Apocalypse Class. Reply There ain’t enough talcum powder in the world to soothe the chafing of paracord buttfloss. Reply I’ll have to run that one past the gf. Perhaps after a bottle of tequila. Reply You or her? Reply I don’t have the hips for it. Reply I’d prefer no thong at all 🙂 Reply This video is awesome 😀 Reply Do you have enough Paracord to hang yourself??? Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.