Weekend Photo Caption Contest

Go ahead. Make our day.


  1. avatar Gabriel says:

    “This one is bigger than your buddy’s gun. Guaranteed.”

  2. avatar Gunmart says:

    Bring enough gun.

  3. avatar Josh says:

    Tell Dorothy that we don’t need her or her flying house anymore.

  4. avatar RWC says:

    Seeeeeriously compensating for something

  5. avatar Todd AF Vet says:

    Yes I have a small hands, why do you ask?

  6. avatar Matt H says:

    That’s not an assault clip, THIS is an assault clip.

  7. avatar Tam 212 says:

    “I may close early today. There’s a 15-day wait on the hand guns but the rifles you can take right now. “

    1. avatar Aaron says:

      If I start loading up shells in the SPAS-12, are you going to tell me “hey, you can’t do that here?” 🙂

  8. avatar RWC says:

    Because I can

  9. avatar RonH says:

    Allow me to present the HP-15A2: Highpoint’s new, more compact AR.

  10. avatar Aaron says:

    I operate my business in a totally transparent manner… this here AR-15 proves it!

  11. avatar Ralph says:

    I shot Sneezy, Sleepy, Dopey, Doc, Happy and Bashful with this little M4 carbine. Why? Because I’m f^cking Grumpy, that’s why.

  12. avatar Patrick says:

    this rifle right here was used by Paul Bunnion himself that’s why it costs extra

    1. avatar Bob H says:

      +1 (-2 for mispeelnig Paul Bunyan)

  13. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    This matches up with my S&W 500’s…

  14. The latest in .22LR tactical rifles!

  15. avatar Patrick Brown says:

    Oompa Loompa buys AR, story at 11.

  16. avatar John D says:

    “Yessir, this is our biggest seller——
    The BFG!”

  17. avatar NCGlockin says:

    Yeah its accurate, and easy to shoot; it’s the recoil that is a bit troublesome.

  18. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    This is the new Taurus Supreme Court Justice…

  19. avatar Charles says:

    “HUGE ar15 sale!!!”

    “No no no, I said I wanted a SIG ar15.”

    “Now all I have to do is sneak this past my wife.”

  20. avatar Bob H says:

    George misplaced the decimal point again. Anyone need an AR in 5.56cm?

  21. avatar Hamsquatch says:

    Karl Lippard shot this very rifle out to 6,000 yards. There were 15 people there but none of them have emails.

  22. “Bigger is always better.”

  23. avatar RWC says:

    “See, I knew there was a shoulder thing that goes up”

    -Carolyn McCarthy

  24. avatar GaryinVT says:

    …and he don’t come ’round here no more.

  25. avatar Gunmart says:

    .577 T-Rex… now available in the AR platform

  26. Mine really is, so much bigger than yours…….

  27. avatar BLK SBR says:

    When things really get bad…

  28. avatar ExurbanKevin says:

    From the press release: “Viagra Arms is pleased to announce their first rifle.”


    Damn, I guess everything really is bigger in Texas.


    “So Mitch and I are in the gunsmithing room, looking at an AR and a shell casing from a 20mm Vulcan cannon, and I sez to him, ‘I just thought a sumthin’. Here, hold my beer, I want to see if this works’, and the next thing you know…”

  29. avatar 7350livin says:

    “You should see the M14. I couldn’t even get it through the door.”

    Uncle Buck reference – when he’s making pancakes for Miles’ birthday.

  30. avatar Ken says:

    Two foot, six inch circus midget Tiny Lutz inspects a rifle at a local gunshop prior to purchase.

  31. avatar Vigilantis says:

    For too long, hunters of large, dangerous game in Alaska and Africa have been forced to use quaint, old-fashioned bolt-action rifles to pursue their quarry. This is the rifle that changes all that. Armalite (TM) is proud to announce their entry into the big-game market with the all-new AR-OMFG.

  32. avatar Luc says:

    In an effort to standardize the manual of arms in Perfection Valley, Burt Gummer recently replaced his LAR Grizzly Big Bore rifle with an Armalite AR 1500 to combat the subterranean pests witch plague the usually quiet valley.

  33. avatar davvehall says:

    Fit this baby in your gunshow LOOPHOLE !!!

  34. avatar davvehall says:

    Aha so that’s what they meant by HIGH CALIBER !!

  35. avatar BLAMMO says:

    Hugo Schmeisser, Mikhail Kalashnikov and Eugene Stoner walk into a bar …

    1. avatar Bob H says:

      I would say this is what resulted after they crawled out of the bar.

  36. avatar killer99 says:

    “I use this for hunting gophers!”

  37. avatar kaywhy says:

    “The new legal length”
    “Can i get a collabseable stock model”
    “Are you sure this isnt a SBR”

  38. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    Extense is the shit!

  39. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    Do you guys have a bayonet for this?

    1. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

      How about a machete?

  40. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    I need a mount for my Q Beam..

  41. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    I need a gun rack for my truck…

  42. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    Sadly, after months of labor and thousands of dollars, Bob had to admit he had a vision problem.

  43. avatar Javier E says:

    Don’t be ofended, but, if you aint buying something PLEASE get out of the store.

    I really didn’t think mother would mind if I got the smaller caliber.

    JEEESUS!!!! I was looking all over for this!!!!!

    Can I leave this with you? I got to use the bathroom.

    You only need to shoot once. Thank god for it too! It gives you a head ache by the second shot.

    How to give yourself amnesea.

  44. avatar James says:

    New Chuck Norris line of AR’s…

  45. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    And then Robert asked me to test it and write a post…

  46. avatar Double A.D. says:

    ..”In order to keep tabs on ATF enabled gun smuggling into Mexico, Congress passed new weapons legislation on Friday…”

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