Home Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a TorkMag 35-Round AR Magazine Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a TorkMag 35-Round AR Magazine By Dan Zimmerman - June 2, 2017 55 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email JDH was last week’s winner. This weeks prize is a TorkMag 35-round AR magazine. All you have to do is enter your best work in the comments by Sunday at midnight to be eligible. Good luck. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR The Gun Collective is Giving Away a Barrett .50 Cal The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Two Silencer Shop Halloween Contests: Win a Free Suppressor (and Tax Stamp) 55 COMMENTS My trigger finger lacks discipline in more than one way, ladies. Reply It was the goulash, I just know it. You can’t trust them! Reply You’re the only one who understands me. My wife is against because of her mother’s influence. But you my dear, I know you will never turn on me. Reply “NIHON-GO, MF’er!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?” Reply I said, NO starch! Why doesn’t anyone listen to me? Reply “it’l fire this time, i promise… i just have to warm it up with my breath.” Reply “stay up if you want to, i’m turning in. once he starts talking to his pistol he’s useless.” Reply he thinks that 4 inch barrel is impressive. Meh. Reply “if these gals figure out i caught my lip in the slide, they’ll never allow me to culturally appropriate their tortilla recipe!” Reply Don’t worry, ladies. Like the prize, this gun is not California compliant. Reply 35 round mag? Way to exclude the CA minions. Reply You win! Oh, wait… Reply Moist Nugget! Reply You don’t have friends in America? Mail it there! Also, I thought you don’t even own an AR? Reply I don’t. But with a little garage mods I can fit it to my moist nugget. Reply Ah, forcing the mother-in-law to don the radiation suit and shut down the overheating core? Reply Oh god, I should have never given her the combo to the gun safe… Reply Momma look at that trigger discipline, for shame. Oh heavens, think of the children!!! Reply Wife meets mistress. Now I’m Fukushima. Reply “Ok! Ok! You ladies win! But I’m going to bite on my gun instead of the pillow! That way I keep a small portion of my masculinity! Wait can I at least use some of my frog lube to make it go in easier?” Reply I’m sure glad the boss didn’t make me cut my trigger finger off. Reply It’s ok my pretty little Beretta. I really love you more than her! I just said that so I can get her mother’s inheritance! Soon we’ll be alone to shoot together forever! Reply They’d be in big trouble if only I could remember were I put the bullets. Reply IF I live to be 100 I’ll never understand the brain of a woman. I’m going back to work. I understand that. Reply The sleep with one choice was easy…now which to kill and which to marry? Reply If I live to be 100, I’ll never understand the brain of a woman. I’m going back to work. It’s safer. Reply Yeah, yeah…..two center mass, one to the head. Yeah….I can do that, sure I can. I do it everyday playing Strike Force! Reply “So I’m standing like this, and then he said, ‘I’ll just check your prostate now.’ That’s when I shot him.” Reply Honey i got this….. which one of these clowns asked you to prom???? Reply My precious. Reply What is a torkmag and why do I want one? Reply Godzilla! That bitch better have my money or I’m knee capping his scaly ass! Reply If only I had an AR and a Torkmag instead of this puny popgun, I could fight my way outta this gin joint. Reply All your women belong us! Reply “…are belong to us” FIFY Reply River Kwai? Never heard of it. I was a cooks helper in Japan during the whole war. Honest. Reply The “Lucky Shot”, a pistol shaped flask. Pull the trigger to open the chamber, then take a shot or two. What could go wrong with a “Lucky Shot”? Reply I’m doing my best, darling, I keep trying to tell them that I was the one who killed all those people, but those moms keep insisting that you committed those murders on your own. Reply The password is nipple. Reply The orange shirted minions are out there…I can feel it. Reply My gun feels light, did they take the ammo out last night when they Shanghighed me? Reply You wicked women may have broken my arm, but I can still use the rear sight to rack the slide with my lip. Reply Guy: Yes, I shot myself in the ass. Young woman: It’s not as bad as the last time. Reply Max! How many times we gotta tell you! Your shoe, your shoe is the phone! Reply I’m better than a guy named Flint. I’m Matt Helm Reply Wasabi! Instead of Hoppe’s. That’s what this needs. Reply “The voices tell me I have to kill one of them. The young one is smokin’ hot, but the old lady. .. damn! her noodles are tasty.” Reply I love the smell of a dirty gun… Reply How bad is it… Tell me those 4 rules again? Reply “Yep, just what I thought…Termites.” Reply “Agent Michael Scarn!” Reply “I wish TorkMag made something for Beretta .380s” Reply Johnny Engrish Reply ? Secret, Asian Man!? Reply One of you get over here and suck the poison out or were all gonna die Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.