Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win an OTIS Patriot Series Breach to Muzzle 9mm Pistol Cleaning Kit

MattP took last week’s prize. This week’s winner will receive a brand new OTIS Patriot Series Breach to Muzzle 9mm pistol cleaning kit. Just enter a caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday midnight to be eligible. Good luck.


  1. avatar A Guy says:

    Oh, no…I mean, that’s nice and all, I just figured your barrel would be…longer?

  2. avatar jwm says:

    This ain’t butter churning time, lady. If you keep doing that I won’t be able to get a good shot off. Revolver shot, that is.

  3. avatar jwm says:

    I know what you’re thinking. The sensible cowboy carries 5 shots in his revolver. What you gotta ask yourself, punkette, is am I that sensible cowboy.

    I might be that fool that carries all 6 chambers loaded. What you gotta ask yourself is did I load 5 or 6 and how many have I fired since then.

    Well, do you feel lucky, punkette?

  4. avatar Mr.Savage says:

    see Sally, i told you my trustee ol black powder .44 could drop a charging rhino at a thousand yards!

  5. avatar Frank in VA says:

    You see those punks eyeballing my new Trump sign in the back forty, Bessie? They look like maybe they’re thinking of swiping it. They don’t seem to realize that every now and then, you run across somebody who’s Trump sign you shouldn’t have fucked with.

  6. avatar Pwrserge says:

    I really hope that’s your derringer digging into my thigh.

  7. avatar Rick the Bear says:

    “I done tole ’em to ‘Get offa our lawn!'”

  8. avatar jwm says:

    Go to Italy and make a western, they said. You’ll be surrounded by gorgeous women they said. exciting travel they said. Glamorous working conditions they said.

    You know what. Italian horseshit smells just like American horseshit. And this woman looks like the north bound end of a south bound mule.

    1. avatar Pwrserge says:

      Pretty sure that’s a man. Either that or Bruce Jenner’s cousin.

  9. avatar Madcapp says:

    “I’ll hold ’em off long enough for you to take off that wig and change back into your normal cowboy clothes, that way no one will figure out that we’re pole fancys”. Footnote: that’s obviously a dude on the right.

    1. avatar BLAMMO says:

      HOLY SHIT!! You’re right. It’s Rachel Maddow.

  10. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    Can’t you use a little more trigger discipline, don’t you know the 4 rules, and I don’t want that thing going off before I’m ready!!

  11. avatar BLAMMO says:

    “Somebody oughta start making these things in Italy. It would be cheaper and I’ll bet the food is better. I’m sick and tired of crummy sandwiches on the set.”

  12. avatar AlanInFL says:

    I can show you my other six shooter later.

  13. avatar Paul C says:

    Ricochet of that cliff, graze the tree, off the boulder, then hit the beer can.

  14. avatar Mike Vernon says:

    Do you feel lucky, Indian?

  15. avatar jwm says:

    No wonder you can’t hit nothing, cowboy. You’re aiming at the sky.

  16. avatar Gregolas says:

    HIM: I know what yer thinkin’, “Did he fire six shots, or only five?”
    Well, seein’ as how there’s a hundred Commamches chargin’ us, it don’t make any difference!
    HER: I guess a man’s got to know his limitations.

  17. avatar dw54 says:

    I ran out of bullet ma’am let’s try to stare them down!

  18. avatar JDH says:

    Clint, I don’t think that’s his saddle horn sticking up there…..

  19. avatar 1SG (Ret) USA says:

    I got 6 shots here but, judging by those eyeballs… I think we’re in trouble!

  20. avatar Jason says:

    And that’s why you don’t shoot a lobbyist in the head.

    1. avatar Von says:

      And that is why you don’t shoot a politician in the head…no effect.

  21. avatar The Rookie says:

    Charles Napier took a guarded breath. So far, Clint hadn’t penetrated his disguise…

  22. avatar tirod says:

    It’s worse than I thought.

    It’s Antifa.

  23. avatar A. C. says:

    “Too many of ’em? Heck, lady, I bought this revolver at a movie auction. It’ll shoot twenty six times before I have to reload. The last actor to use it told me so.”

  24. Be very very quiet. I’m hunting wabbits!

    1. avatar Lance F says:

      I’ll get that jackalope this time or my name isn’t hopalong!

  25. avatar Jimmy L says:

    “I got to ask you, do you feel lucky? Do ya?..well run for it and I will cover you.. come on, someone make my day!”

  26. avatar The Duke says:

    Ahh shit, we’re in trouble now!

  27. avatar neiowa says:

    Ok Here’s the plan Hillary – I’m going to cover you from here. You go explain to them Injuns all about marxism, “the whiteman’s privilege”. global warming, expansionist militant Islam, lesbianism and where the goodguys will be early in the 1st Century. And put your damn paper bag back on you’re scaring the horses.

  28. avatar Craig Moore says:

    Rowdy Yates, get your hand off my ass, now!

  29. avatar The Duke says:

    Uh did I fire 5 shots or 6? Not gonna lie, I forgot to count….

  30. avatar Jimmy L says:

    “A whistle? Your Safe Space? Wth…lady, me and my 6 shooter is all you got between you and the real world. I’ll be damned if I’m gonna chit chat with em!”

  31. avatar Heartbreaker says:

    “You gotta aim real high to arc the bullet over the enemy’s cover darling.”

  32. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    I gotta tell ya, Pat, when he made fun of my eyebrows I got kinda annoyed.
    But then he had to run down my hat. Now I’m really riled up.

  33. avatar Jim says:

    Are you shooting .45s? .45 is the only real caliber.

  34. avatar Sam Wright says:

    Shannon Watts gets shown a good time.

  35. avatar DrewR55 says:

    “It could be worse… they could be aliens looking for gold.”

  36. avatar Mike F says:

    Why not? A warning shot works for Biden…

  37. avatar Daniel Hoover says:

    Look, it’s Obama. The Worlds Greatest Gun Salesman EVER so let it go.

  38. avatar 10x25mm says:

    Think you can cook that if I can kill it?

  39. avatar Rebecca says:

    Well, can’t say this is the best date I’ve ever been on. But he is cute, so it’s not the worst either.

  40. avatar Tim says:

    – Did you hit him?
    – Of COURSE I hit him!

  41. avatar Skrobie says:

    Are you just going to lay there wide eyed?! I told you to go to the horse and grab my Winchester!!!!

  42. avatar Kurt M says:

    You take the one on the left

  43. avatar Ryan Keliipuleole says:

    That’s the last time those bears steal my picnic basket

  44. avatar Don Williams says:

    Asps! Very dangerous – you go first, lady!

  45. avatar mike says:

    Keep that thing pointied in the air love cuz you trigger discipline sucks.

  46. avatar pcb_duffer says:

    Listen, I’ve got so many illegitimate kids that one more really won’t matter!

  47. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “(he’d better shoots some meat soon. all this hardtack and pemmican goes right through me… whoops! i hope he can’t smell that.)”

  48. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “why is he skinning the landau roof from the brougham?”

  49. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “so they can ride bareback even if the horse has an erection…”

  50. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “i lost count, but i’m pretty sure that was six arrows. charge him- i’m feeling lucky, punky.”

Write a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

button to share on facebook
button to tweet
button to share via email