Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Timney Remington 700 Trigger

Congrats to AlanInFL who won last week’s contest. If you’d like a new trigger for your Remington 700 rifle courtesy Timney Triggers, enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by midnight Sunday. Good luck.


  1. avatar Eric says:

    Year 1650.
    First patent applied for the A-10 Warthog

    1. avatar Big Johnson Jr. says:

      Dude, did I leave my ear pro around here?

  2. avatar MLee says:

    (1)Hurry up and take the picture, this thing is heavy!

    (2) What do you mean the horse is sleeping?

  3. avatar Rhett says:

    Hold my beer and watch this…

  4. avatar VerendusAudeo says:

    Brokeback Mountain 2: Armed and Fabulous

  5. avatar MarcB says:

    “We don’t need no stinking NFA.”

  6. avatar DrewR says:

    No funny comment, just saying everyone should watch Sukiyaki Western Django.

    1. avatar Felix says:

      +1 fine crazy movie

  7. avatar Phil LA says:

    “Maggie, I will find you! And when I do, I’m gonna f*ck Negan up!”

  8. avatar A A Rod says:

    The horse thinks “I’m glad I’m a Clydesdale!”

  9. avatar MiniMe says:

    “That’s yer boomstick? Pssh… this here is my gat!”

  10. avatar Ken Nelson says:

    Trump needs us at Berkley. Let’s roll!

  11. avatar Coolbreeze says:

    Hey! If we had concealed carry in this state, I wouldn’t BE lugging this cannon around.

  12. avatar Steve Truffer says:

    Mad Max meets Rambo.

  13. avatar jwm says:

    ‘I’ll work as a dishwasher before I do another Tarantino movie.”

  14. avatar jwm says:

    “Burt Gummer? Never heard of her.”

  15. avatar jwm says:

    “Somebody order a dragon dildo?”

  16. Slouching Horse, Open Carry Dragoon

    1. avatar Mr. AR says:

      +1 Grasshopper

      1. avatar All-Good says:

        I am not sure if people would “get” the: “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” reference.

  17. avatar jwm says:

    “Now this is a semi automatic machine gun.”

  18. avatar jwm says:

    “Ever hear the phrase ‘never bring a knife to a gunfight’? Well, I’ve taken it up a notch.”

  19. avatar Jody says:

    This isnt what you meant when you asked for a radial arm SAW?

  20. avatar jwm says:

    “Brokeback Mountain? Homey don’t think so!”

  21. avatar jwm says:

    I’m just throwing shit against the wall in the hopes some of it will stick.

  22. avatar jwm says:

    “Cossacks? We call them girl scouts in my hood.”

  23. avatar Lance F says:

    Gas prices are to high! I had to choose between the gun and the car!

  24. avatar Model 31 says:

    I got your magazine limit right here.

  25. avatar Ray Sagui says:

    Wait, I thought you said “Take the gun, leave the Canoli”

  26. avatar Bitchnuts says:

    Seven Samurai?! No, no, just one Samurai.

  27. avatar Tony OH says:

    Sure glad the wife carries my ammo…

  28. avatar Gregolas says:

    “Uh, Sarge? ‘Shoulder Arms’ is gettin’ pretty old here !”

  29. avatar Rick Turrentine says:

    “Yeah I did read it. It says keep and BEAR arms!”

  30. avatar Bleu says:

    Errrrrrr Trump……..the border is closed Ed, were not gettin in.

  31. avatar Norton says:

    Well you’re right, this vest does show off my guns.

  32. avatar Don't Tread on Me says:

    Is Robert Downey Jr. back on drugs again?

  33. avatar Tim says:

    The boom box works great but the horse doesn’t like where I plug it in!

  34. avatar Lee says:

    Sorry officer, I thought I could open carry in Texas now.

  35. avatar Kapeltam says:

    Shoulder gun. It worked for the Predator.

  36. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    Whoever thought up this cavalry artillery thing needs to a bit more thought into how we are gonna mount this gun on a horse!

  37. avatar DaveW says:

    “Hay, Conan! Think yer so bad with your sword. Watch what I can do to those Mongol hordes!”

    1. avatar Stu in AZ says:

      This pic made me think “Cannon, the Barbarian”.

  38. avatar ADM says:

    It was only then that Toshido realized he had neglected to bring any ammunition.

  39. avatar C.S. says:

    I don’t know what this is, but I LIKE IT!

  40. Ian McCollum, eat your heart out!

  41. avatar jwm says:

    “The pistol needs a permit? The gatling gun needs a stamp from ATF? And the horse needs a diaper? What happened to the wild west?”

  42. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    Praise me, and pass the linked ammunition.

  43. avatar Coyyote says:

    You can shoot off any horse, ONCE!

  44. avatar SteveO says:

    John Rambo the moment he became Chuck Norris’ bitch.

  45. avatar That Jason says:

    I *am* the hard point

  46. avatar lolwut says:

    For anyone curious this is from the movie Sukiyaki Western Django, a mix of wild west / samurai. Its actually a piece of work with the help of Quentin Tarantino is in it as well.

  47. avatar CGinTX says:

    Say ‘hello’ to my little friend.

  48. avatar Cambo says:

    Dude, checkout my latest Mosin build.

  49. avatar jwm says:

    It’s my new salad shooter.

  50. avatar Sol says:

    With this epic a rate of fire who can afford gas?

  51. avatar Trevor says:

    “I should’ve brought the XM556.”

  52. avatar Matt says:

    Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.

  53. avatar Joe Liberty says:

    What u lookin at? You know how hard it is to appendix carry on a horse?

  54. avatar Ing says:

    Khaleesi has a brand-new khalasar.

  55. avatar Chad says:

    The last Samurai my ass!

  56. avatar IdahoBoy says:

    Horse, check. Badass armor, check. Minigun, check. Power source for minigun…uh oh.

  57. avatar Dustin says:

    open carry laws have changed in Texas.

  58. avatar IYearn4nARnCali says:

    No officer, this is a FEATURELESS……


    No officer, I’m NOT shouldering it, so this is legal

  59. avatar Dustin Holmes says:

    “eBay said it’s a bullet proof vest, test it!”

  60. avatar Rswartze says:

    “Gun? That aint a gun, This is a gun mate!”

  61. avatar 2Alpha says:

    The cavalry has arrived!

  62. avatar Rswartze says:

    Officer, I’m completely serious, the ATFE says this is a pistol.

  63. avatar James69 says:

    Happiness is a belt fed weapon!

  64. avatar tmm says:

    …because carrying around a cop everywhere would be too heavy…I think…

  65. avatar AK says:

    This’ll Stop those God [email protected]#N Mongorians!!!

  66. avatar Cambo says:

    Hey guys look! Johnny Depp finally grew a pair!

  67. avatar JW says:

    Wait ’till Genghis and the boys see this!

  68. avatar Nick M says:

    No, really
    Just popping out for some milk.
    I’ll be Back in 15.

  69. avatar Survivordude1090 says:

    “Let me play you the Song of my People.”

  70. avatar Karl says:

    My buddies keep saying they can install this in a Warthogs nose. I thought the horse would be easier. Ill be damned if I can figure it out

  71. avatar BigDaveinVT says:

    Why do people keep saying I’m compensating?

    Building an A10 Warthog…one piece at a time.

  72. avatar Joseph Quixote says:

    Ghenghis Khans secret weapon..

  73. avatar SomebodySpecial says:

    Jesse Ventura. The early years….


    I’m here to register as a candidate for governor…

  74. avatar AaronW says:

    In Outer Mongolia, the Internet really IS a series of tubes…

  75. avatar Russ Whittington says:

    Nothing to see here, Putin’s wearing a wig.

  76. avatar Sam Wright says:

    Post apocalyptic Rat Patrol.

  77. avatar Buzzard says:

    I am venturing to that distant and dangerous land full of villainy, trials, tribulations, and evils of every magnitude. I am venturing to the land known as…..Chicago.

  78. avatar Vcaine says:

    I said “shoulder thingy that goes up” not a thingy that goes up on your shoulder!!!!!

  79. avatar derfel cadarn says:

    Recent Air Force A-10 environmental upgrade is going to require some tweaking.

  80. avatar Chris P says:

    Young Genghis never got to thank Bill and Ted for the ride in the time machine, but he was truly grateful they let him do a little ‘souvenir’ shopping on their travels.

  81. avatar Chris P says:

    Young Genghis never got to thank Bill and Ted for the ride in the time machine, but he was truly grateful they let him do a little ‘souvenir’ shopping on their travels. Next stop: Beijing.

  82. avatar That Jason says:


  83. avatar jimmy james says:

    You grab the ammo. I got the heavy part.

  84. avatar jwm says:

    Look what joerge sprave whipped up for me.

  85. avatar Some Bloke says:

    What do you mean that’s not what what you were getting at when you said it’s a mounted weapon system?

  86. avatar Some Bloke says:

    No. It’s fine. I’ll just carry it. Every time I connect it to the pintle mount on the underside of the chassis the vehicle kicks the hell out of me.

  87. avatar dh34 says:

    I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name…

  88. avatar Eric says:

    dis? dis no gun, dis my chopstick holder!

  89. avatar AlanInFL says:

    Heavy Metal Headbanger

  90. Soo, I CAN’T put put a Sig Brace on it?

  91. “Conan, what is best in life?”
    “To ventilate your enemies, see the shell casings before you, and hear the lamentations of the women!”

  92. avatar Skeeter says:

    “Hey! Look what I found on the free side of the wall!”

  93. avatar Skeeterthat says:

    Proof that the language barrier struggle still exists, here is an example of when ‘bear’ and ‘bare’ are mistaken.

  94. avatar Jonathan Bowen says:

    Tony Montana aka “Scarface” famous quote “Say Hello to my Little Friend” was actually started by his Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Grandfather…

    “Speak Salutations to my Minute Acquaintance”

  95. avatar jwm says:

    I’m looking for the Man With No Name. You seen him?

  96. avatar IdahoPete says:

    “I knew I should have brought the carriage.”

  97. avatar Paul53 says:

    I’m Dr. Giggles. I was sent because somebody needs a hot lead enema!

  98. avatar Tyler Button says:

    And now we know how the Mongols actually conquered most of type known world.

  99. avatar Nagurski says:

    Right out of frame are all that horse’s cousins carrying the ammo.

  100. avatar ed says:

    scares the hell out of them, wish I could afford to shoot it.

  101. avatar Will Myers says:

    First attempt at conceal and carry… am I printing?

  102. avatar Rebecca says:

    It wasn’t me. I dint do nuffin.

  103. avatar jwm says:

    Hatori Hanzo? That fool showed up at a machine gun fight with a sword.

  104. avatar Chad g says:

    Little sweet ridin’ out with his gat…

  105. avatar Kevin Turner says:

    So my agent says “This movie will do to historical dramas what Sharknado did for sci-fi.”

  106. avatar anonymoose says:

    When a man with a .45 meets a man with a magical Gatling gun, the man with the pistol soils himself.

  107. avatar glenux says:

    Hey fella.
    Is that a gun on your shoulder or are you just happy to see me?

  108. avatar jwm says:

    When you wear Dragon Skin armor made from the skin of a real dragon, you’re officially a bad ass.

  109. avatar Matt in SC says:

    Has anyone seen my pintle? I left it right here on the saddle horn.

  110. avatar Praveen Kumar says:

    Got enough gun?

  111. Timney Remington 700 Trigger – awesome prize! One of the best triggers for the Remington 700!

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