Home Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a SOG Key-Knife Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a SOG Key-Knife By Dan Zimmerman - January 27, 2017 70 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ AaronW won last week’s prize. If you’d like to win a Key-Knife courtesy SOG Knives, enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by midnight Sunday. Good luck. ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Support the Fight to Own and Use Suppressors With ASA’s Hunt Suppressed Raffle Enter Tyrant CNC’s $2600 Ultimate AR Upgrade Giveaway I Bought My First Gun In a Pawn Shop…Here’s How That Went 70 COMMENTS Before kevlar there was meat shield. Reply Back then, standing behind Barbara Stanwick was one of the safest places on earth; Bullets melted if they came anywhere near that smolder. Reply I don’t even have to read the rest of the responses to know that JWM is a clear front runner with this comment! Reply “Turns out that was a gun in your pocket.” Reply “typical man. You call that a Buntline Special?” Reply “Dammit! I can shoot this pistol by myself. You NEVER let me!” Reply Just the tip. Reply Don’t worry, he can’t hit anything unless I help. Reply In my day, we called it, grabbin’em by the petticoat.” Reply This thing kicks like a mule, let me hold you. Reply Takes a while for some cowboys to learn the difference between cover and concealment. Reply Relax… I’m just your Uber driver… Reply Oh, and now we have some competition for JWM’s first comment! Reply It’s all in the hips. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7PbRZ5QMAs0 Reply “While on vacation in Arizona Dr. Henry Heimlich has a eureka moment.” Reply The remake with Sean Penn and Rene Zellweger just didn’t measure up. Reply I knew it wasn’t a banana in your pocket, but I’d hoped you were happy to see me. Reply Take your other gun out of my back Reply No jokes here, but if I’m not mistaken, that’s from Sam Fuller’s “40 Guns.” And the hero shoots right through Barbara Stanwyck to kill the bad guy. “She’s a high riding woman… with a whip” is the actual theme song. Yeah. With a whip crack sound. Because why not? Great movie. Not “Pickup on South Street” great but great. Reply “You let go of my gun and I’ll let go of yours, Cowboy!” Reply This isn’t the kind of action that I was demanding, Dirk! Reply “Hi Ho Silver, away !!!” Reply “Never do that again!” Reply “You wouldn’t shoot a lady!” “That’s no lady…..” Reply You can take my girl but not my gun Reply I can’t wait til they invent the double action, I’ve got my 2nd knuckle on a depressed trigger, if I release and cock the hammer with my thumb, I run the risk of sexually assaulting her………….. OH wait this is Trump’s America now, everything has changed (apparently)! Reply The original Angel Armor. Reply Is that a back-up gun in your pocket or are you just happy see me? Reply Their relationship started off with a bang… Reply “Back off, or I’ll shoot someone besides the woman!” Reply “I grew up hiding behind skirts; why should I stop now?” Reply “Boys, don’t fight over me — I’m woman enough for both of you.” Reply “‘Give up the girl or give up the gun?’ Um, can I have a minute to think it over?” Reply “Back off — I was just showing her some dance moves!” Reply Im packing more heat than just this pistol. Reply “I’m your huckleberry! “ Reply If ISIS existed in cowboy times, they still would have used women as shields. Reply “Sooo, you like guns that can be…. COCKED?” Reply “Wow Emma, you’re a great shot despite your one super short arm and massive hand.” Reply “No, we will NOT sing ‘ Paint Your Wagon’!” Reply Dammit Billy, I KNOW the gun isn’t in your pocket… Reply “Wow, cowboy! That’s one smooth shave you have there.” Reply Your shooting stance is TERRIBLE sweetie. Reply Like my new holster? Best part is she makes a mean soufflé! Reply My gun wasn’t poking your back…I’m just tall. Reply I’m going to have to talk to my agent because baby, you have bad breath! Reply This my woman. There are many others like her, but this one is mine. Reply “I don’t always grab women. But when I do, I choose blondes.” Reply Or maybe… “I don’t always grab women. But when I do, I keep them.” Reply Don’t pull on it. Squeeze it. Reply “Do whatever you want to the woman, just let me go.” Reply Steady….steady….aim right under the anti-trump picket sign. Reply Woman: see, I wasn’t kidding when I said that my baby leaps for joy in my womb every time a gun is near! Reply Nick sold me that roan knowing it shied away from hats. Now give me back my money, or they’ll bury her in the Big Valley! Reply “Perceived recoil, felt recoil. I don’t get it … again!” Reply “Right here! On main street! You’re a kinky one, you are.” Reply Now I know why that feller called you ‘Cow Poke’…… Reply Squeeze that trigger easy like I am doing with the two loaded cylinders I found behind me. Reply Love is a Battlefield Reply exclaimed simulaneously, “i felt it kick!” Reply That’s got my vote Reply “goodness, that is a big valley.” Reply The best armor is other people. Reply Or: Old School Ultrasound. Reply Or: If I said you had a bulletproof figure, would you hold it against me? (Suggested by a friend who didn’t want to submit it for some reason.) Reply “And here, our instructor demonstrates the Osama Bin Laden style of self-defense.” Reply Aw!, Billy….did you forget everything I taught you about your sight picture? Reply A woman always stands by her man. However, standing in front of him is sometimes not the best choice. Reply Pew Pew Pew! Reply 45 long colt, more knockdown power than you will ever need. Especially on a first date. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! 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