Home Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - January 6, 2017 60 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Post Views: 26 RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR The Gun Collective is Giving Away a Barrett .50 Cal The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Two Silencer Shop Halloween Contests: Win a Free Suppressor (and Tax Stamp) 60 COMMENTS I earned my Kevin Bacon Number of 1, and I’m not letting you take it away! Reply “This is how we deal with uppity pocket gophers in the Great Basin…” Reply Firepower or penetration? Reply I think you got him…. Reply You press that switch for the C4, and I’ll get anything that comes out! Reply Vesty McJerkStache has some serious chicken wing goin’ on! Reply Vesty McJerkStache! Awesome! If I send you a picture, can you make up a name for me? I won’t be offended because that is too funny! Reply According to hollywood and the msm these are the folks that are scarier than the folks flying airplanes into buildings and running crowds down in trucks. Reply Here we see Burt Gummer in his natural state; killing monsters. Reply I thought that Alex P. Keating finally pursuaded his father to quit working for PBS and become a Republcan. Reply Careful, there’s a wascally rabbit that ties the barrels in a bow! Reply Sorry Reba is an effed up anti…Bert’s cool. Reply In tremors 2 doesn’t he actually make a comment about divorcing her because she was upset about the break up of the Soviet Union or something? Reply Indeed. Something along the lines of lack of threat of nuclear war made him impossible to live with. Reply “What kinda thing does that say to a man? … anyways, takes more than that to get me down?!?” Heather’s not coming back… Told me to send her the H.K.-91! Yes dear we did save some money not using reinforcing steel in the walls. How much did we save on the roof? Reply “Roger that Burt, and congratulations. Be advised, however, that there are two more, repeat, two more motherhumpers.” Reply ROFL Been WAY too long since I’ve seen this flick! Reply The next young man who wants to date my daughter: please step forward! Reply The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese, and the third kid gets to date the daughter. (At least until he reloads) Reply Alright, but if Kevin Bacon starts dancing I’m giving him both barrels. Reply “Graboids?” “Nope, democrats.” Reply “Farago hit the sauce and asked “What caliber for a Prius?” on TTAG. I think this will do it. Let’s test it out on Jeff’s car. I’ve never liked that guy and he’s been letting his dog shit in our yard!” Reply Wadda ya mean I gotta put it in my shoulder? Reply How god feels about Chicago. Reply PULL! Reply I know what you’re thinking…did he fire two shots or only one? Reply “I’m not really a POTG but I play one on TV.” Sad Burt Gummer’s a gun grabber, love his character. Reply If 2017 wants any beloved celebs they gotta come through us! Reply Eeeeeck! A spider!! Reply “This here is a sawed off shotgun. It used to be ten feet long.” “Oh yeah, well this is a radio, and I used it to call in an airstrike.” Reply Let’s rock. Reply Dude: Is that a zombie or a liberal? Dudette: Not sure, seem to be acting alike, better take both just to be sure. Dude: What am I gunna do with the other shot? Reply “What are those?” Reply “This could be the end… while we’re up here, lemme tell about about those wild times I had in Miami-Dade, 1986…” Reply Solyndra recalled their panels? From my cold dead hands! Reply Jill, if there’s ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony here, walk out, put that double barrel shotgun, and fire two blasts outside the house. Reply The one time in her life that anyone thought that Reba might be cool. Reply “You fired a 25 dollar bullet at a giant fish worm! No wonder we have to live in this craphole desert ghost town!” Thus began the dissolution of Burt and Heathers marriage. Reply Oh, Gawd. It’s a gerbil, alright. I’m gonna give ‘im both barrels a’cause they’ll charge if ya just wound ’em. Reply “Put the cookies down, see, and get outta here!” Reply I always thought it would be the Russkies, not giant worms! Reply I told your mother if she showed up here unannounced one more time….. Reply Every gun owners sub conscious feelings about the conflict between gun haters and normal people. Reply Honey call everybody and tell em to watch this!!!! Reply Never figured on having to shoot through dirt. Best damn bullet stop there is. Reply “Hold my beer and watch this.” Reply Best Pro Gun Movie ever! Reply Earl: What kind of fuse is that? Burt: Cannon fuse. Earl: What the hell do you use it for? Burt:(matter-of-factly) For my cannon. Reply The best thing I’ve heard come out of Reba’s mouth : “Damn, honey. You’re not getting any penetration.” Reply It’s DUCK ? Season, NO! it’s RABBIT ? Season Reply Mallory! Come clean up what`s left of your boyfriend. Reply Hollywood liberals on Nov. 9th. Reply “Val you gonna have to forget about the truck.” [What was actually said] Reply Ahhh…the four-bore double rifle. An excellent choice, Burt. Just the same, I recommend a head shot on that squirrel. They’re tougher than they look… Reply Alex was right about this, too! Reply “That model railroad is NOT to scale, dammit” Believe it or not, Michael Gross is a model railroader, and has a recent article over at Model Railroad Hobbyist. Reply Her: “Good shot honey. Was that a Democrat or a Socialist?” Him: “What’s the difference?” Reply The first guard shift atop Trumps border wall. Reply Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! 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