Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win an OTIS Patriot Series Breach to Muzzle 9mm Pistol Cleaning Kit

SkyMan77 took last week’s prize. This week’s winner will receive a brand new OTIS Patriot Series Breach to Muzzle 9mm pistol cleaning kit. Just enter a caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday midnight to be eligible.


  1. avatar randy taylor says:

    Hmmmm…doesn’t taste like chicken!

  2. avatar BLAMMO says:

    “HOLY HEMOSTAT, Batman!! Are you Bogarting again?!!”

  3. avatar JDH says:

    What? I can’t have 8 chicks tonight? Guess I’ll have to bite the bullet.

  4. avatar Max G says:

    “Robin, this cigar remind me of my parents…”

  5. avatar tmm says:

    I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique…


    1. avatar BLAMMO says:

      Uh, yeah, ya did.

  6. avatar Geoff PR says:

    R.I.P. Adam West.

    You were a part of what made growing up in the early 70’s *fun*.

    Ka-Pow! Wham! Ooof!

  7. avatar leopoldstotch says:

    “Robin, where did Commissioner Gordon say Catwoman was hiding this…?”

  8. avatar Nynemillameetah says:

    Adam West banged more chicks than Tyson Foods.

  9. avatar J In SC says:

    So long old chum. I’ll catch you at the same bat time on the same bat channel.

    1. avatar Esoteric Inanity says:

      Brought a tear to this one’s eye.

  10. avatar TheOtherDavid says:

    “Just as I suspected, Robin. My highly attuned sense of taste – one might even say it is of a very high caliber – notes that The Joker is using aluminum cases, not steel as before.

    Before we roll, help me with my Bat-spenders. This new stainless steel Ruger 1911 10mm is pulling down my utility belt.”

  11. avatar Accur81 says:

    Holy medicinal marijuana! Pow! Biff! Zock!

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      I forgot all about ‘Zock!’ 🙂

    2. avatar Geoff PR says:

      Hey, ’81 – Your youngest is about 5 or so, if you fire up your favorite BitTorrent client, the original 60’s series is there, in it’s entirety:


      1. avatar anonymoose says:

        They show two episodes at midnight every Saturday night on MeTV after Svengoolie. After he died last week I’m surprised they didn’t just change it to be a whole weekend marathon of Batman. You don’t really need cable for MeTV in most places I don’t think. It’s on a digital broadcast.

  12. avatar Button Gwinnet says:

    “Whoever he was, he left this silver bullet.”

  13. Um, just because it said Blazer on the box, doesn’t mean “grab a roach clip”, Bruce.

    1. avatar The Real Chris says:

      ok ya got me laughing with that one

  14. avatar Sam Wright says:

    The Dark Knight does his Penguin impersonation after a toke from the bat-blunt.

  15. Bullet pullers are a thing, you know.

  16. avatar ?AlanInFL says:

    Holy Bats, Batman! Is that the new Bat bullet that shows the Pow!, Owwww!, and other graphics when hitting someone?

  17. avatar Dave B says:

    After catching the villain’s bullet with his teeth, Batman had the perfect bat tool to carefully hold and preserve the evidence for future forensic testing. Holy incisor!

  18. avatar Clay says:

    Yummmm, tastes like freedom, Murica!

  19. avatar Jjt says:

    “Here Robin, step back and let a real man show you how it’s done”

  20. avatar Hoplopfheil says:

    “Remember Robin, it’s always important to crimp the bullet to prevent setback.”

  21. avatar Ironhead says:

    Rest in peace Mr. West. Loved you in batman and family guy.

  22. avatar Ilya says:

    Are you sure that’s a cigar batman?

  23. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Robin, pass the bat torch and let’s get crunk up in here!”

  24. avatar MDH says:

    Are you sure lead can be more valuable than gold? I’m just not seeing it…. Hmmmm, just a minute, there seems to be something stuck in my teeth…

  25. avatar The Rookie says:

    “Lead alloy….approximately 10.76% tin…with trace elements of white quartz and red agate. A combination naturally occurring only in the Acoma Pueblo region of New Mexico. There’s no doubt about it, old chum. This is the calling card of that rapacious rustler known as ‘Shame.'”

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      That was funny. You have obviously seen the show.

      1. avatar TheOtherDavid says:

        I second that. Hit the cartridge on the primer with that one.

  26. avatar Bullslinger says:

    And when I want to blow my mind, I smoke dynamite!

  27. avatar Penetty says:

    Batman is so rich, he has to bite down on a bullet to extract his wallet.

  28. avatar SouthAl says:

    Puff, puff, pow

  29. avatar Gregolas says:

    Batman smoking a Bat-Roach held by the Bat-Forceps just before excusing himself to the Bat-Cave’s Bat-Room.

  30. avatar 5spot says:

    So that’s how west died?

  31. avatar jwm says:

    This is what happens when a crime fighter has no crime to fight. Holmes turned to cocaine. Batman hit the crack pipe.

  32. avatar Darrell KS says:

    I just don’t get it Robin. Cat Woman said all I had to do was learn how to use the silver bullet and my tongue.

  33. avatar anonymoose says:

    “Only the Penguin would be so cheap as to use Blazer ammunition, Robin, but he’s also so cheap that he wouldn’t leave an unfired cartridge on the ground in the case of a jam…”

  34. avatar Greg M says:

    “Always use a Bat clip, Boy Wonder, to avoid lipping the spliff”

  35. avatar VeritasAequ8tas says:

    Catwoman turning Batman into Batgirl- “And then she bit down on it like this…”

  36. avatar Mr.Savage says:

    let me prove to you just more time, you CAN smoke a joint as a gun owner without hurting anyone…. damn this weed if FIRE!

  37. avatar Skrobie says:

    This isn’t Cat-woman’s cat nip, it the devils lettuce! Blunt! Splif! Bong!

  38. avatar Adam Rickel says:

    Robin, real men don’t need bullet pullers.

  39. avatar almostesq says:

    Commissioner here is evidence that will put Hillary Clinton away for life…

  40. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    Robin, old chum, this is the way real men Whip-it.

  41. avatar Martin B says:

    Here’s a song to go with the photo:


  42. avatar Greg M says:

    “A hit of this should do the trick…. Batusi dance scene take two. Action!”

  43. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “by pulling on this strategically routed bore snake i can give myself a cape wedgie!”

  44. avatar jhebert says:

    “It’s simple, Robin! I’ll impress the micro-stamped serial number from my molar cap onto this case of bullets. Then we’ll be able to identify which batch of bullets the Joker used in his heinous crime spree!”

  45. avatar Deltasierra777 says:

    Who needs swaging dies?

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