Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a Box of CapArms 9mm Superior Range Ammo

Last week’s winner was leopoldstotch. The author of the best caption for this week’s photo will win a box of CapArms 9mm Superior Range Ammo. Just have your entry in by Sunday at midnight to be eligible.


  1. avatar former water walker says:

    Danger Will Robinson! He’s about to go off!!!

  2. avatar Mr.Savage says:

    now when Dorothy shows up with the lion, you shoot the lion for my trophy room, what happens to the rest of them is up to you, then you will get your heart!

  3. avatar jwm says:

    Safe sex? When Dr. Smith is around you better wear your helmet and have a laser pistol handy.

  4. avatar david hoffman says:

    Keep your finger off the trigger, unless you’re ready to fire!

  5. avatar Shire-man says:

    Exit only Smith. Exit only.

  6. avatar TFred says:

    You should put a link to last week’s contest with the winning caption…

    1. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

      Yes, please.

      1. avatar Paul53 says:

        or have a link to all the winners! Ahem. But that’s been suggested before.

    2. avatar Jon in CO says:

      Agree, completely. Or add the last weeks photo with the winning caption and name of the person who penned it to this weeks, underneath.

    3. avatar Matt in FL says:

      I’m not good for much around here anymore, but I added a link to last week’s contest and caption.

  7. avatar rt66paul says:

    Hey there, you shiny spaceman. How about you and me go to my place and you could show me that shiney gun?

  8. avatar Dana Upshaw says:

    Does that require a background check?

  9. avatar Paul53 says:

    One more wise ass comment about my color and you’re toast!

  10. “Oh, I finally got an Emmy, and it’s a big one!”

  11. “…but you’re 18 in EARTH years, right?”

  12. “Do you like movies about space-gladiators, Joey?”

  13. “I don’t have to register in space, you know!”

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Slow down. Take a deep breath. Step away from the key board. I’ve seen this before. You need an intervention.

        1. avatar jwm says:

          It’s a trap. A gateway drug as it where. One day you get free ammo. The next you’re paying retail.

  14. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    Automatophilia must be legalized!

  15. avatar Rick the Bear says:

    “Oh, the pain!”

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      Beat me to it.


  16. “Step into my private quarters, Sergeant Goldschläger.”

  17. avatar jwm says:

    No means no you galactic pervert!

  18. avatar jwm says:

    Free prostate exam? What kind of doctor are you, again?

    1. avatar fiun dagner says:

      wait, if both your hands are on my shoulders how are you planning to check my prostate?! I’m not even sure robots have prostates!

  19. avatar AaronW says:

    “Man with the Golden Gun – Dyslexia Edition.”

  20. avatar Mike Betts says:

    “Silverfinger” got me, and if you think that “Goldfinger” was a “coldfinger”, lemme tell ya …..

  21. avatar JDH says:

    When that damn robot come back and starts yelling ‘Danger! Danger!” shoot the sucker.

  22. avatar jwm says:

    Before AIDS sy fy conventions were raunchfests.

  23. avatar Ing says:

    Get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape!

  24. avatar jwm says:

    “You ain’t Captain Kirk and you ain’t boldly going where no man has gone before.”

  25. avatar Chris Morton says:

    “And to think it all started with Pink Pistols…”

  26. avatar Frank says:

    “It rubs the lotion on my skin, or else it gets the the spray paint again. “

  27. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    Continue to point your Golden Gun at me and you will find it Lost in a Space you don’t want filled!

  28. avatar Jody says:

    Get your hands off my shoulders before I loosen your nuts

  29. avatar Ing says:

    What do you mean, I’m not a “person of color”?

  30. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    “Dr. Smith, where should I put my pants before my prostate exam?”

    “Why, over there next to mine, you bubble headed boobie!”

  31. avatar Pablo says:

    Wait a second, why are BOTH of your hands on my shoulders?

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      “If both your hands are on my shoulders, where’s your… NO! Oh, God, NO!!!”

  32. avatar John Memoli says:

    If you rub the smooth, bulbous head, a golden stream will spring forth.

  33. avatar AFGus says:

    Watch where you put that hand Smith, or this Blaster is going where the Sun don’t shine!

  34. avatar dlb says:

    Are you sure that Hillary’s bark is worse than her bite?

  35. avatar No one of consequence says:

    Such poor, poor trigger discipline. Oh, the pain!

  36. avatar scottlac says:

    What do you mean this laser is not California compliant?

  37. avatar scottlac says:

    From my cold gold hands.

  38. avatar Andrew Lias says:

    My brother the tin man had an axe, but I prefer the best tool possible for self defense.

  39. avatar Matthew Wright says:

    Seriously? This is uglier than a Hi-Point!

  40. avatar Gregolas says:

    Okay, Tin Man, blast the Lion and the Scarecrow. I’ll grab her Ruby slippers and then we’re OFF this planet and back to Kansas !

  41. avatar Omer Baker says:

    The golden man carries a golden gun because carrying a coward is too hard on his back.

  42. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Wait. If your hands are on my shoulders… what’s that hitting me in the back?!”

  43. avatar Paul53 says:

    Oh, I hadn’t noticed you have 3 hands.

  44. avatar AlanInFL says:

    Dr. Smith, will this kill the Kilgons around Uranus?

  45. avatar JW says:

    The revolution can’t come fast enough for me…

  46. avatar Charles5 says:

    At the range, creepy RSO approaches an unsuspecting customer;

    “Hey Man, want to try my GLOCK?”

  47. avatar KENT B says:

    Tin man with oil gun….now banned in California.

  48. avatar Michael Hardy says:

    “Due to budgetary troubles, we’ve had to hire the man with the SILVER gun”

  49. When Dr. Smith, your proctologist, has both hands on your shoulders during a prostate exam, you might need to defend yourself no matter what planet you are from.

  50. avatar scooter says:

    What? I like to wear my full metal jacket when I shoot full metal jacket… and my hat matches!

  51. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “yes, yes, a wagner spray gun, indeed. but next time you must remember to replace the rear cap before applying protectant to the ships hull.”

  52. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “how will we become rulers of this miserable little planet, you ask? it’s quite simple really. all you have to do is shoot that robot over there. once he’s out of the way the rest will be child’s play”

  53. avatar LeopoldStotch says:

    “Excellent…now I can prove to that mechanical meddler that I am NOT the most FLAMBOYANT thing in space.”

  54. avatar anonymoose says:

    Just because I’m dressed as the Tin Man doesn’t mean I’m into dudes, Doctor, so please stop touching me or I will vaporize you!

  55. avatar Rick Hess says:

    No, no, no, my friend. You should be pointing that at Will, Will Smith. He’s the one you want.

  56. avatar The Rookie says:

    “We’ll do it when I say I gotta take a leak. Remember: leave the gun, take the ruby slippers.”

  57. avatar LHW says:

    You wanna back off before I pump you full of phased plasma in the 40 watt range.

  58. avatar Fort McHenry says:

    Silvie, baby, I’m sorry. We just didn’t have the budget to buy the new Glock 218 blasters. We’ll just have to make due with these Hi-Points.

  59. avatar Andrew Ramsay says:

    Dr Smith to alien is that the new Smith and Wesson Laser 357 your holding.

  60. avatar MLee says:

    I might be high as hell from all this paint, but I can feel your boner you SPACE QUEEN!

  61. avatar tmm says:

    Mention “booger hook” again and I’ll relieve you of yours.

  62. avatar Mikeoregon says:

    No that’s not a weapon my dear boy, I’ll show you what it does later.
    Yes Dr. Smith, my lubrication system is fully functional, why do you ask?

  63. avatar JB says:

    What do you mean? This is my war face!

  64. avatar LeopoldStotch says:

    “You’re interested in that ninny-headed robot? I’m sure we can work something out….”

  65. avatar Scott D. says:

    I was trying out different types of gun oil. I had this jar of Anti-seize lying around. Next thing you know…

  66. avatar Somebody Special says:

    Spaceman Spiff discovers the “wonders” of universal health care from his “doctor” and decides it’s time to exit stage left. Heavens to mergatroid!

  67. Oooh! This IS the droid I’m looking for! This is EXACTLY the droid I’m looking for!

  68. avatar Rebecca says:

    You need to find somewhere else to hide because I ain’t it.

  69. avatar rolomac says:

    And if you can get that silly looking death ray pistol to work then we’ll get you a nice iwb holster that matches your outfit.

  70. avatar jjange68 says:

    Is that a ray gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me……..

  71. avatar ahwatkins says:

    “It’s alright, Keema — savvy? The Masked Man will be back, and he’ll bring Silver, too.
    “In the mean time, is that really the way he taught you to hold that pistol?”

  72. avatar Charles Chu says:

    Gold paint, a gold suit, and a gold gun. Where is my gold ammo?…my friend, until your marksmanship improves, steel case fmj is all you get. Don’t you realize our investors are holding us accountable to our expenses? Now get down to the range!

  73. avatar xtremerc says:

    Just a little closer…a little closer

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