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“I’ve got the air conditioning vent!”
Not sure if they still have high cover guys on patrols, but I bet the Viet Nam vets get it.
That was the first thing I thought of when I saw the picture.
The new Sex Ed class for chic’s with conservative Dads began today. First lesson: extreme abstinence.
If your wet dreams start like this… you might be reading too much TTAG.
Charlie’s Angels 2.0
Charlie’s fluffers.
More like .22
While I’m an advocate of ending gun free school zones, actually issuing a rifle to each student may be taking a good concept a bit too far.
Typo at sign factory creates “Free Gun Zone” at local school…
I LOL’ed. +1
Chicago’s surviving graduating class of 2014.
“Meanwhile, the Deer-Trail, Colorado drone-hunting permit course is just about to graduate its first set of students…”
Jenny hopes that class will help fix her tendency to shoot high.
Maybe Jenny is better suited for the Air Force??
Jenny should be clean and sober when she’s shooting.
“We should have told them to give us air rifles. At least you can still get cheap ammo for them!”
“I think a skylight here would go nice.”
“The rear gets great light, so it should have another window.”
“Don’t most city apartments have a peep-hole in the front door? I thought it was a regulation. It oughta be a regulation; I’m calling my rep as soon as I take care of this.”
Gun p0rn takes on a whole new meaning.
Man, you read my mind.
“These ladies love the new Ruger ‘Rape Whistle’ line of rifles.”
KPT (Kitchen Protection Team)
The rebellious daughters of Moms Demand Action inadvertently brought about the safest school in the world.
Ben Roberts and Ivan Goff prior to creating their famed 70’s TV show “Charlies Angles were going through a box of old photos from a garage sale and they related that “we could not get this one out of our heads”
Mr legget, I didn’t see yours before I wrote this, you get half credit
Well, that changed my views on polygamy.
“The ladies put down their pens, confident that they easily passed the written portion of the test. But on the practical portion, not so much…”
I’ll cover the ceiling while the two of you execute the students in front and behind you.
Anyone else notice the asian in the back is pointing it right at someone’s face?
I recognized that place and the rifles right away as the Westside Pistol Range, featured at least a few times on TTAG, most recently as the site of Dan Boyle’s controversial Appleseed class.
The good ol’ days of TTAG: Hot women and fun guns… Or is that backwards?
Does it matter?
The teacher thought that the Home economics class wasn’t covering enough, so she brought home defense in as well.
Of COURSE we shoot like girls…come and try us on for size.
This is what happens when there isn’t a man around to kill spiders.
This wins.
Yup. Tell us how that holster works out, Jared.
Win
Win
The New York Times vision of guns in schools.
Group therapy for the recently divorced?
Not fans of catch and release dating?
I said make a sandwich Dan
When the graboids attacked again, the shooters in THIS recroom weren’t quite as prepared…
How Rosie the riveter and friends really helped out during WWII
If I actually have to be funny, I have no chance of winning. If you just end up picking a comment at random out of sheer laziness, then I have a fighting chance.
“Lets see those b*stards make small penis insults to us!”
Meanwhile, at a production meeting for the show “Cheaters”…
“Guys, we need to boost ratings.”
“I’ve got just the idea!”
The Kappa Delta sorority outing to Frontsite lasted 8 minutes, 12 seconds. This is the only known photograph.
No one could decide where the new window should go.
Ms. Reid’s Female Empowerment group took an interesting turn with the recent gifts from Ruger
This is what happens after you make the “barefoot and in the kitchen” comment at feminist conventions.
Room-entry-team appreciates complementary chairs. Color-scheme however, is sooooo 90s…
I said, “no homework!”
M wuv shoot gun long long time
Having mastered the four rules, Eddie Eaglettes Moira (“Lefty”) Leftkowich, overachiever Amanda (“Shoot for the Stars”) Chin, and Anne (“Annie Oakley”) Deng learn the fundamentals of sight alignment.
Casting call for Ruger’s new “10’s with .22’s” product line.
New to TTAG gun reviews…
The “Overall Rating” score will be replaced with, “if I bring this gun home to the wife/girlfriend, what will she think of it?”
So, I hear FateofDestiny is teaching a new feminism class…
Bump. Not enough boobage or Israeli supermodelness for RF’s taste.
“Still illegal in California.”
Fingers off the triggers? Check!
Know what’s behind your target? Check!
Not pointing the weapon at anything you’re not willing to destroy? Check!
Cute girls with guns? Check! Check! Check!
THIS is that “3 Gun” thing you guys are always talking about!?
I like it!
Having been surrounded in every previous episode, _this_ time the Angels were prepared!
The promo screen splash for the Indie version of Charlie’s Angels.
Ready…Fire…Aim
“Stop telling me not to squint! I’m not squinting, I can see the front sight just fine”
“Principle Edward’s first attempt to treat guns like cars was going swimmingly until the hands-on portion of the ‘gunner-education’ class…”
Don’t follow the photo’s link to the story- unless Bloomberg newspeak is your thing. I am soooo tired of being blamed for the acts of criminals.
A 5 second exposure shows Carla trying to rid herself of that darn fly once and for all!
Mary you get the archangel stock, Yuan modify yours as a bullpup, me I’m going for a Volquartsen trigger and composite barrel.
The first iteration of the “Charlie’s Angels Pose” left something to be desired.
I keep trying and trying and I’m not getting the right sight picture…
“Ladies, somewhere in this room I’ve hidden a duck wearing the latest pair of designer shoes”
Take out the drone, we’ll take care of the bad guys on the ground, just don’t sweat it would look bad.
With their husbands out of town on business, Lucy, Jennie and Francine had to find some other way to deal with those icky spiders.
Saint Mary’s College Advanced Women studies curriculum. Initially Susan thought sight alined center mass was a reference for communion, the class took a turn when the instructor conducted a thought experiment and asked…would the world be different if Jesus had one of these?
Well, if there is no such thing as a ‘house’ chuck, then cock roaches will have to do!
“Did you SEE Aliens?”
Outside of the kitchen, this is what I like my woman to be proficient at.
Now, did anyone see where that spider went?
The girl on the left may be a lefty, but she has good trigger discipline and stance.
Ms. Middle can be seen pointing her rifle to the ceiling, and Ms. Right can be seen leaning away from her rifle and not achieving any sort of cheek weld whatsoever.
Given the data here, you’d be a fool to not pick the girl on the left. Unless Asians are your thing.
Only 3 students signed up for the lesbian empowerment firearms course.
Surprisingly enough, 50 male students(not shown) audited the course.
SPIDERS! I HATE SPIDERS! DIE SPIDERS!
Don’t even try & hide punk
What the modern day slumber party looks like!
“Up, down, left, right, all around clear!”
Tryouts for the next reality tv show- “Who Wants to Be Roberts 4th Wife?”
Today’s version of Charlie’s Angels.
“I call this one my divorce attorney. I said ’til death do us part. He might be a lying, cheating jerk, but I always keep my word.”
Swallow? I don’t think so!
Some ladies are more “hands on” with things that go “bang.”
…..and when the BAT flew into the room, Bill’s gun safety class experienced ‘technical difficulties’.
“Does this gun make my wrists look big?”
Girls + Gun = Sexy
The one class where the honkey outperforms the asians.
When defending yourself against a GIANT be sure to aim for the noggin’ or the nuts! Now let’s practice class.
No, YOU stop and put down your pencils.
“Journalism students have their first hands on encounter with the ar15 assault rifle.”
Very nice
“I have a very strict gun control policy: if there’s a gun around, I want to be in control of it.”
Now THIS is a class I want to teach!
Like OMG! That spider is SO gross! Let’s kill it before it gets in our perfect hair.
My three daughters meet your three sons!
The students finally woke up and decided to keep the liberals out of the classroom, and learn about REAL American history.
This is the original version of the No Child Left Behind Act.
In the lyrics of Jon Anderson – “Aim high, shoot low.”
Remember class in the case of a real emergency, we will be protected by the sign on the front of the building that states: Gun Free Zone
Shh.. I thought I just heard a liberal cry..
Hey girls, I saw a video of Kirsten Weiss shooting an eraser off a pencil. Let’s try it!
one if by land, two if by sea, three if by air conditioning
“So the first step to making a great sammich is hunting down the prefect game.”
Welcome to Charlie’s Angels recruiting and training center.
“You two hold security while I try to shoot that duck!”
“Unfortunately for him, emotionally troubled teen Matthew Schmuckatelli had chosen that day to attack a school…”
“You may be a gun nerd if:
-The first thing you noticed about this picture was the good trigger discipline all around.
-The second thing you noticed was the woman on the right may be muzzle-sweeping another person. Bad form!
-You notice absolutely nothing else.”
Aliens! They’re coming at us from all directions!
And that’s when the cockroaches realized… they had invaded the wrong building.
The new home economics class!
Ladies keep a look out for those Blue Falcons.
Girls night out has reached a different level!!!
1. Incoming Republican White House Intern class.
2. Classes? We don’ need no steenken’ classes!
3. Transfers from the Joe Biden ‘Buy a Shotgun’ School of Idiotic Thought.
4. Aspiring Betty Crocketts.
5. Classed and maybe Injurious.
“*#&%!#@* mosquitos!!”
They can clear my room anytime.
“Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned,”
“Keep your eyes peeled ladies, that spider is hear somewhere.”
Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse!
Convenience store training in LA
That spider is around here somewhere.
Mr. Miyagi has gone a long way from training with chopsticks.
One time, at band camp…
Motzart’s string concerto in .22
Yikes! And I am aiming at what? Do not point at what you do not intend to shoot?
Class dismissed! You ready to shoot…?? I’m ready to shoot..!! 🙂
The element of suprise, he thinks he can cheat on the three of us with his wife!
Session 3, in the “Young Ladies Divorce A
This is what we should be teaching in our public schools, firearms 101!
These girls are on point, looks like they’re aiming to ace this test, they’re shooting for 100%
Darned Flies!
That was my first caption idea as well. Then I figured I’d run with:
ABC’s “Charlie’s Angels”/”Head of the Class” mashup tested poorly with trial audiences.
(apparently a number of other commenters also noted the similarity to the original Charlie’s Angels title card, so I suppose I’m not as original as first hoped. Fortunately the same network did in fact run both shows, so the premise at least has merit)
When Midol just isn’t enough!
“I’ve seen this movie. At least one alien is coming through the ceiling.”
eyes wide shut
What our public schools should be teaching alongside sex ed.
Executive Protection class “protect the target” exercise.
Ms. Smith’s American History class got into trouble doing their re-enactment of Custers Last Stand. Apparently it violated the no guns in school policy set by the school board.
The historical accuracy violations weren’t even discussed at the preliminary hearing.
“Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned”
Die, CFL scum!
1. Don’t you dare copy my test!
2. A new class for daughters: how to say no to boys
3. Reach out and touch a pervert
1. Teaching the most important life skills
2. A school worth learning from
3. How to make students pay attention
4. Class is never boring
5. This is a school that is doing things right, teaching how to aim high
6. The right way to teach women how to say no
7. The way fathers would like high schools to teach their daughters
8. No way is any boy taking advantage of me
1. A school teaching the most important life skills to young women
2. A fathers dream school
3. Learning in school was never this fun
1. Charlie’s Angel training class
2. Knowledge is powerful
3. Preparing youth today for the problems of the world
Ladies, a rifle is one the most useful tools, that a single girl, should have in her home. In a pinch, they can be used to open juice cans, beer bottles, and dispatch fruit flies. Tie an old towel on the buttstock and you’ve got a mop.Most importantly, you can use it to inspire your lazy-assed boyfriend to get off the couch and get something done. Like take out the trash or buy you that engagement ring you’ve been waiting an eternity for. Keep an extra rifle on hand for when your mother visits. He’s sure to get the message.
To begin the lesson I would like all of you to turn and face West. *facepalm*
So… um, who won that awesome StealthGear holster?
We don’t normally consider ourselves sticklers here, but Kevin W. missed taking home the prize by this much. Fifty-eight seconds, to be exact. That’s why we call it the WEEKEND caption contest.
Fortunately, we had an array of other good ‘uns, too. Among them were Jared from Tampa, Mitchell!, Out Fang Thief, Ian S. and John. But this week’s winner with a subtle shot at our maximum leader was RLC2. Congrats.
Unfortunately, RLC2 used a bogus email address when entering his comment. Please contact us at [email protected] at your earliest convenience.
DANG! I just bought a new pistol and I needed that holster!
Sooo close, but congrats to RLC2 if he claims it! You had a good one.