Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win A StealthGear Holster!

StealthGear USA makes an impressive inside-the-waistband holster. Their ONYX hybrid design is beautifully made and extremely comfortable. Check out our review here. Of course, all that quality doesn’t come cheap. But that’s not a problem since you can snag one here for free. All you need to do is unleash your inner P.J. O’Rourke and make me laugh with your erudition and wit. The commenter doing it best will win their pick of the StealthGear litter. You have until midnight Sunday. Ladies and gentlemen, start your keyboards.


  1. avatar Bruce L. says:

    “I’ve got the air conditioning vent!”

    Not sure if they still have high cover guys on patrols, but I bet the Viet Nam vets get it.

    1. avatar Jus Bill says:

      That was the first thing I thought of when I saw the picture.

      1. avatar Steve G. says:

        The new Sex Ed class for chic’s with conservative Dads began today. First lesson: extreme abstinence.

  2. avatar Jay1987 says:

    If your wet dreams start like this… you might be reading too much TTAG.

  3. avatar Lee Leggett says:

    Charlie’s Angels 2.0

    1. avatar BDub says:

      Charlie’s fluffers.

    2. avatar Rusty Owen says:

      More like .22

  4. avatar Fionn MacCumhail says:

    While I’m an advocate of ending gun free school zones, actually issuing a rifle to each student may be taking a good concept a bit too far.

  5. avatar Schlegel says:

    Typo at sign factory creates “Free Gun Zone” at local school…

    1. avatar Nick says:

      I LOL’ed. +1

  6. avatar blahpony says:

    Chicago’s surviving graduating class of 2014.

  7. avatar Stu says:

    “Meanwhile, the Deer-Trail, Colorado drone-hunting permit course is just about to graduate its first set of students…”

  8. avatar jjKayd says:

    Jenny hopes that class will help fix her tendency to shoot high.

    1. avatar Jay1987 says:

      Maybe Jenny is better suited for the Air Force??

    2. avatar jwm says:

      Jenny should be clean and sober when she’s shooting.

  9. avatar 1911A1 says:

    “We should have told them to give us air rifles. At least you can still get cheap ammo for them!”

  10. avatar Phil in NYC says:

    “I think a skylight here would go nice.”

    “The rear gets great light, so it should have another window.”

    “Don’t most city apartments have a peep-hole in the front door? I thought it was a regulation. It oughta be a regulation; I’m calling my rep as soon as I take care of this.”

  11. avatar jwm says:

    Gun p0rn takes on a whole new meaning.

    1. avatar JoshtheViking says:

      Man, you read my mind.

  12. avatar ShadowAcid says:

    “These ladies love the new Ruger ‘Rape Whistle’ line of rifles.”

  13. avatar crazyteddy36 says:

    KPT (Kitchen Protection Team)

  14. avatar SigGuy says:

    The rebellious daughters of Moms Demand Action inadvertently brought about the safest school in the world.

  15. avatar KCK says:

    Ben Roberts and Ivan Goff prior to creating their famed 70’s TV show “Charlies Angles were going through a box of old photos from a garage sale and they related that “we could not get this one out of our heads”

    Mr legget, I didn’t see yours before I wrote this, you get half credit

  16. avatar C says:

    Well, that changed my views on polygamy.

  17. avatar AaronW says:

    “The ladies put down their pens, confident that they easily passed the written portion of the test. But on the practical portion, not so much…”

  18. avatar Tyler3923 says:

    I’ll cover the ceiling while the two of you execute the students in front and behind you.

    Anyone else notice the asian in the back is pointing it right at someone’s face?

  19. avatar AaronW says:

    I recognized that place and the rifles right away as the Westside Pistol Range, featured at least a few times on TTAG, most recently as the site of Dan Boyle’s controversial Appleseed class.

  20. avatar 24/7 Pro says:

    The good ol’ days of TTAG: Hot women and fun guns… Or is that backwards?

    1. avatar blahpony says:

      Does it matter?

  21. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

    The teacher thought that the Home economics class wasn’t covering enough, so she brought home defense in as well.

  22. avatar Scott S says:

    Of COURSE we shoot like girls…come and try us on for size.

  23. avatar JaredFromTampa says:

    This is what happens when there isn’t a man around to kill spiders.

    1. avatar Tyler3923 says:

      This wins.

      1. avatar Mitchell! says:

        Yup. Tell us how that holster works out, Jared.

  24. avatar JimmyW says:

    The New York Times vision of guns in schools.

    Group therapy for the recently divorced?

    Not fans of catch and release dating?

  25. avatar Nick says:

    I said make a sandwich Dan

  26. avatar AaronW says:

    When the graboids attacked again, the shooters in THIS recroom weren’t quite as prepared…

  27. avatar Eric L says:

    How Rosie the riveter and friends really helped out during WWII

  28. avatar JLR84 says:

    If I actually have to be funny, I have no chance of winning. If you just end up picking a comment at random out of sheer laziness, then I have a fighting chance.

  29. avatar Jeh says:

    “Lets see those b*stards make small penis insults to us!”

  30. avatar chris says:

    Meanwhile, at a production meeting for the show “Cheaters”…

    “Guys, we need to boost ratings.”

    “I’ve got just the idea!”

  31. avatar Mitchell! says:

    The Kappa Delta sorority outing to Frontsite lasted 8 minutes, 12 seconds. This is the only known photograph.

  32. avatar zora says:

    No one could decide where the new window should go.

  33. avatar 505markf says:

    Ms. Reid’s Female Empowerment group took an interesting turn with the recent gifts from Ruger

  34. avatar Jay1987 says:

    This is what happens after you make the “barefoot and in the kitchen” comment at feminist conventions.

  35. avatar SD3 says:

    Room-entry-team appreciates complementary chairs. Color-scheme however, is sooooo 90s…

  36. avatar Too close to chicago says:

    I said, “no homework!”

  37. avatar Rikoshay says:

    M wuv shoot gun long long time

  38. avatar Mark N. says:

    Having mastered the four rules, Eddie Eaglettes Moira (“Lefty”) Leftkowich, overachiever Amanda (“Shoot for the Stars”) Chin, and Anne (“Annie Oakley”) Deng learn the fundamentals of sight alignment.

  39. avatar stokeslawyer says:

    Casting call for Ruger’s new “10’s with .22’s” product line.

  40. avatar Kurt M says:

    New to TTAG gun reviews…

    The “Overall Rating” score will be replaced with, “if I bring this gun home to the wife/girlfriend, what will she think of it?”

  41. avatar Andrew C. says:

    So, I hear FateofDestiny is teaching a new feminism class…

  42. avatar A-Rod says:

    Bump. Not enough boobage or Israeli supermodelness for RF’s taste.

  43. avatar NYC2AZ says:

    “Still illegal in California.”

  44. avatar Mickey Phelps says:

    Fingers off the triggers? Check!
    Know what’s behind your target? Check!
    Not pointing the weapon at anything you’re not willing to destroy? Check!
    Cute girls with guns? Check! Check! Check!

  45. avatar Mitchell! says:

    THIS is that “3 Gun” thing you guys are always talking about!?

    I like it!

  46. avatar Giacomo says:

    Having been surrounded in every previous episode, _this_ time the Angels were prepared!

  47. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    The promo screen splash for the Indie version of Charlie’s Angels.

  48. avatar Jeff M says:


  49. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    “Stop telling me not to squint! I’m not squinting, I can see the front sight just fine”

  50. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “Principle Edward’s first attempt to treat guns like cars was going swimmingly until the hands-on portion of the ‘gunner-education’ class…”

  51. avatar JohnO says:

    Don’t follow the photo’s link to the story- unless Bloomberg newspeak is your thing. I am soooo tired of being blamed for the acts of criminals.

  52. avatar Paul53 says:

    A 5 second exposure shows Carla trying to rid herself of that darn fly once and for all!

  53. avatar Louis says:

    Mary you get the archangel stock, Yuan modify yours as a bullpup, me I’m going for a Volquartsen trigger and composite barrel.

  54. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

    The first iteration of the “Charlie’s Angels Pose” left something to be desired.

  55. avatar Conrad says:

    I keep trying and trying and I’m not getting the right sight picture…

  56. avatar Bull Run Gun Guy says:

    “Ladies, somewhere in this room I’ve hidden a duck wearing the latest pair of designer shoes”

  57. avatar Al W says:

    Take out the drone, we’ll take care of the bad guys on the ground, just don’t sweat it would look bad.

  58. avatar Joel says:

    With their husbands out of town on business, Lucy, Jennie and Francine had to find some other way to deal with those icky spiders.

  59. avatar Mk10108 says:

    Saint Mary’s College Advanced Women studies curriculum. Initially Susan thought sight alined center mass was a reference for communion, the class took a turn when the instructor conducted a thought experiment and asked…would the world be different if Jesus had one of these?

  60. avatar Culpeper Kid says:

    Well, if there is no such thing as a ‘house’ chuck, then cock roaches will have to do!

  61. avatar Taco Ninja says:

    “Did you SEE Aliens?”

  62. avatar Scott says:

    Outside of the kitchen, this is what I like my woman to be proficient at.

  63. avatar mike brunetti says:

    Now, did anyone see where that spider went?

  64. avatar Cameron S. says:

    The girl on the left may be a lefty, but she has good trigger discipline and stance.
    Ms. Middle can be seen pointing her rifle to the ceiling, and Ms. Right can be seen leaning away from her rifle and not achieving any sort of cheek weld whatsoever.

    Given the data here, you’d be a fool to not pick the girl on the left. Unless Asians are your thing.

  65. avatar Out_Fang_Thief says:

    Only 3 students signed up for the lesbian empowerment firearms course.
    Surprisingly enough, 50 male students(not shown) audited the course.

  66. avatar Rich M says:


  67. avatar Joseph goldade says:

    Don’t even try & hide punk

  68. avatar Hannah says:

    What the modern day slumber party looks like!

  69. avatar Kirk says:

    “Up, down, left, right, all around clear!”

  70. avatar RLC2 says:

    Tryouts for the next reality tv show- “Who Wants to Be Roberts 4th Wife?”

  71. avatar Don says:

    Today’s version of Charlie’s Angels.

  72. avatar vioshi says:

    “I call this one my divorce attorney. I said ’til death do us part. He might be a lying, cheating jerk, but I always keep my word.”

  73. avatar Mike Fishburne (MFish) says:

    Swallow? I don’t think so!

  74. avatar Luke C. says:

    Some ladies are more “hands on” with things that go “bang.”

  75. avatar David Zielke says:

    …..and when the BAT flew into the room, Bill’s gun safety class experienced ‘technical difficulties’.

  76. avatar Hugh S. says:

    “Does this gun make my wrists look big?”

  77. avatar thomas says:

    Girls + Gun = Sexy

  78. avatar Don says:

    The one class where the honkey outperforms the asians.

  79. avatar Z.G. says:

    When defending yourself against a GIANT be sure to aim for the noggin’ or the nuts! Now let’s practice class.

  80. avatar Zebulon Pike says:

    No, YOU stop and put down your pencils.

  81. avatar ian s. says:

    “Journalism students have their first hands on encounter with the ar15 assault rifle.”

    1. avatar Mark says:

      Very nice

  82. avatar Niccole Tapp says:

    “I have a very strict gun control policy: if there’s a gun around, I want to be in control of it.”

  83. avatar Joel Blackner says:

    Now THIS is a class I want to teach!

  84. avatar Andrew says:

    Like OMG! That spider is SO gross! Let’s kill it before it gets in our perfect hair.

  85. avatar Bryan Carter says:

    My three daughters meet your three sons!

  86. avatar Randy says:

    The students finally woke up and decided to keep the liberals out of the classroom, and learn about REAL American history.

  87. avatar Not So 1337 says:

    This is the original version of the No Child Left Behind Act.

  88. avatar Will B says:

    In the lyrics of Jon Anderson – “Aim high, shoot low.”

  89. avatar Matt F says:

    Remember class in the case of a real emergency, we will be protected by the sign on the front of the building that states: Gun Free Zone

  90. avatar Kevin K. says:

    Shh.. I thought I just heard a liberal cry..

  91. avatar Colt Magnum says:

    Hey girls, I saw a video of Kirsten Weiss shooting an eraser off a pencil. Let’s try it!

  92. avatar Allan Szast says:

    one if by land, two if by sea, three if by air conditioning

  93. avatar Ray O says:

    “So the first step to making a great sammich is hunting down the prefect game.”

  94. avatar Michael says:

    Welcome to Charlie’s Angels recruiting and training center.

  95. avatar Stephen Rivera says:

    “You two hold security while I try to shoot that duck!”

    “Unfortunately for him, emotionally troubled teen Matthew Schmuckatelli had chosen that day to attack a school…”

  96. avatar Robert Aralit says:

    “You may be a gun nerd if:

    -The first thing you noticed about this picture was the good trigger discipline all around.

    -The second thing you noticed was the woman on the right may be muzzle-sweeping another person. Bad form!

    -You notice absolutely nothing else.”

  97. avatar Keith Conner says:

    Aliens! They’re coming at us from all directions!

  98. avatar Stu says:

    And that’s when the cockroaches realized… they had invaded the wrong building.

  99. avatar ken says:

    The new home economics class!

  100. avatar Scott Knoll says:

    Ladies keep a look out for those Blue Falcons.

  101. avatar mary bubel smith says:

    Girls night out has reached a different level!!!

  102. avatar RockThisTown says:

    1. Incoming Republican White House Intern class.

    2. Classes? We don’ need no steenken’ classes!

    3. Transfers from the Joe Biden ‘Buy a Shotgun’ School of Idiotic Thought.

    4. Aspiring Betty Crocketts.

    5. Classed and maybe Injurious.

  103. avatar IdahoPete says:

    “*#&%!#@* mosquitos!!”

  104. avatar Mike says:

    They can clear my room anytime.

  105. avatar Dustin B says:

    “Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned,”

  106. avatar Andrew says:

    “Keep your eyes peeled ladies, that spider is hear somewhere.”

  107. avatar Barbara Mayes says:

    Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse!

  108. avatar Hannibal says:

    Convenience store training in LA

  109. avatar Log says:

    That spider is around here somewhere.

  110. avatar Jesse says:

    Mr. Miyagi has gone a long way from training with chopsticks.

  111. avatar DanRRZ says:

    One time, at band camp…
    Motzart’s string concerto in .22

  112. avatar Naomi Penrod says:

    Yikes! And I am aiming at what? Do not point at what you do not intend to shoot?

  113. avatar Omar Alvidrez says:

    Class dismissed! You ready to shoot…?? I’m ready to shoot..!! 🙂

  114. avatar Kristi M. says:

    The element of suprise, he thinks he can cheat on the three of us with his wife!

  115. avatar Mike DuPuy says:

    Session 3, in the “Young Ladies Divorce A

  116. avatar Jeff G says:

    This is what we should be teaching in our public schools, firearms 101!

  117. avatar Chris bird says:

    These girls are on point, looks like they’re aiming to ace this test, they’re shooting for 100%

  118. avatar Deborah Ray says:

    Darned Flies!

    1. avatar Have Blue says:

      That was my first caption idea as well. Then I figured I’d run with:

      ABC’s “Charlie’s Angels”/”Head of the Class” mashup tested poorly with trial audiences.

      (apparently a number of other commenters also noted the similarity to the original Charlie’s Angels title card, so I suppose I’m not as original as first hoped. Fortunately the same network did in fact run both shows, so the premise at least has merit)

  119. avatar Walter Carnea says:

    When Midol just isn’t enough!

  120. avatar John says:

    “I’ve seen this movie. At least one alien is coming through the ceiling.”

  121. avatar j camp says:

    eyes wide shut

  122. avatar no sense of humor says:

    What our public schools should be teaching alongside sex ed.

  123. avatar Roger F. says:

    Executive Protection class “protect the target” exercise.

  124. avatar jwm says:

    Ms. Smith’s American History class got into trouble doing their re-enactment of Custers Last Stand. Apparently it violated the no guns in school policy set by the school board.

    The historical accuracy violations weren’t even discussed at the preliminary hearing.

  125. avatar JAS says:

    “Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned”

  126. avatar twency says:

    Die, CFL scum!

  127. avatar Chad Y. says:

    1. Don’t you dare copy my test!
    2. A new class for daughters: how to say no to boys
    3. Reach out and touch a pervert

  128. avatar Chad Y. says:

    1. Teaching the most important life skills
    2. A school worth learning from
    3. How to make students pay attention
    4. Class is never boring
    5. This is a school that is doing things right, teaching how to aim high
    6. The right way to teach women how to say no
    7. The way fathers would like high schools to teach their daughters
    8. No way is any boy taking advantage of me

  129. avatar Chad Y. says:

    1. A school teaching the most important life skills to young women
    2. A fathers dream school
    3. Learning in school was never this fun

  130. avatar Chad Y. says:

    1. Charlie’s Angel training class
    2. Knowledge is powerful
    3. Preparing youth today for the problems of the world

  131. avatar Colt Magnum says:

    Ladies, a rifle is one the most useful tools, that a single girl, should have in her home. In a pinch, they can be used to open juice cans, beer bottles, and dispatch fruit flies. Tie an old towel on the buttstock and you’ve got a mop.Most importantly, you can use it to inspire your lazy-assed boyfriend to get off the couch and get something done. Like take out the trash or buy you that engagement ring you’ve been waiting an eternity for. Keep an extra rifle on hand for when your mother visits. He’s sure to get the message.

  132. avatar Kevin W says:

    To begin the lesson I would like all of you to turn and face West. *facepalm*

  133. avatar JaredFromTampa says:

    So… um, who won that awesome StealthGear holster?

  134. We don’t normally consider ourselves sticklers here, but Kevin W. missed taking home the prize by this much. Fifty-eight seconds, to be exact. That’s why we call it the WEEKEND caption contest.

    Fortunately, we had an array of other good ‘uns, too. Among them were Jared from Tampa, Mitchell!, Out Fang Thief, Ian S. and John. But this week’s winner with a subtle shot at our maximum leader was RLC2. Congrats.

  135. Unfortunately, RLC2 used a bogus email address when entering his comment. Please contact us at [email protected] at your earliest convenience.

  136. avatar Mark N. says:

    DANG! I just bought a new pistol and I needed that holster!

  137. avatar Kevin W says:

    Sooo close, but congrats to RLC2 if he claims it! You had a good one.

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