Last week’s winning entry was submitted by Stokeslawyer. This week’s winner will win a 2018 calendar courtesy of Gunsite Academy. Just enter the best caption for this photo by Sunday midnight to be eligible. Good luck.
Last week’s winning entry was submitted by Stokeslawyer. This week’s winner will win a 2018 calendar courtesy of Gunsite Academy. Just enter the best caption for this photo by Sunday midnight to be eligible. Good luck.
Time to turn down our hearing aides.
Oh, that has to be a front runner!
I nail them… You shoot up their Suburbans…
We’re dressed to kill. So, let’s.
Not an entry, just a statement: R.E.D. was awesome and Helen Mirren was a total badass in it. That is all.
Watch some clips of her from The Queen. Quite a difference.
An incredibly versatile and talented actress.
Here she is with that .50 :
I second the comment that R.E.D. was fantastic — definitely in my top 5 favorite movies of all time.
I watched her as a teen in Excalibur, quite a few times.
Caligula.
It’s not what your shooting, it’s how you shoot it
The welcoming committee for Harvey Weinstein
I AM GETTING THE PIG!
LOL!
Now, that is a front runner since it has a double meaning: one meaning if you know the movie and a second generic meaning (referring to police).
Best part of the whole movie IMHO is Marvin’s EDC.
For those who don’t know about the pig or Marvin’s EDC;
Helen Mirren and the Ma Duece: both sexy broads in their old age.
told you Hillary was in Vegas with a belt fed rifle…..
Two weeks ago, at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas…
(Yes, I know, too soon.)
She’s British, shouldn’t it be a Bren?
Quit messing with that 50 cal, and help me get the bullets in my hair dryer!
This gotta be sa islander win
“Before I commit to buying, can I shoot it around the block first?”
Remember your sight picture!!!
No Nancy. It’s Not California compliant. It’s Holleywood .50 cal. hypocritical.
Calvin the Hollywood firearms advisor wept with pride, as, for the first time in movie history, an actor held a gun without fingering the trigger.
Pity we couldn’t get a bump stock for it … It’d be even more dangerouser that way.
Bump that!
We totally stole the “securing a massive piece of ordinance to the floor with a Hilti” thing from Die Hard.
I’m really an anti-gun person. Except when I’m paid not to be.
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You bag’m. I’ll tag’m.
“I remember the Secret Service being tougher.”
Hmmm, is John Malkovich getting ready to build something? He’s holding a Hilti powder-actuated tool. They’re for shooting pins into concrete or steel. He’s inserting the 10 round powder charges.The pins are inserted into the nose piece. It only fires one pin, then you cock it,. which advances the clip. Load another pin, then fire. Hollywood must think we’re idiots.
Um, he anchored the m2 to the garage floor so it wouldn’t slide all over the smooth concrete.
As your penance, you must say ten ‘Hail Marys’ and go rent or buy the film ‘RED.’ Watch it several times, then report back to us with a short plot summary and a commentary stating how much you enjoyed the parking-garage scene.
For extra credit, watch ‘Die Hard’ until the ‘terrorists’ attach the anti-tank rocket mounting to the floor of the building with a power driver. Explain, in 100 words or less, just how cool an original Steyr AUG looks.
All will then be forgiven.
Yep, I’m a libtard gun control hypocrite. I will tell you can’t have them and will use guns when it makes more money for me and my friends.
This should stop those rapey Muslims in London.
For both Helen And Jon:
Um….is thing on?…
Your choice: FMJ or tracers?
What’s that Marvin dear … oh yes I do agree this would be much more fun with a silencer.
I’m going to nail her.
Stares at two of the sexiest women of their age….. Still shoots blanks
Careful, now. You shouldn’t drop a deuce in the garage.
Meet Ms. Ma Deuce and a half!
I’ll take this one. You always say men are better with tools than women.
Jon, you always get me the best presents.
Sometimes size DOES matter.
Darling, as soon as I’m finished with the paparazzi, you can do my nails.
Where’s the pic/comment that won last week?
Say hello to my little friend…
“Oh yeah” I remember Harvey Weinstein!
Let’s see those damned commie protesters ruin date night THIS time!
That’s not a gun. THIS… is a gun!!
For some reason, John, this reminds me of a wild night spent with Sidney Portier back in the 70’s…
We’ll show those damn Aldean fans!!
Go ahead Fluffy, I dare you to leave a deuce on the lawn!
No more big-gun envy for her.
THERE IS NOTHING SEXIER THAN A WOMAN WITH A BELT FED WEAPON!
Really?
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If Harvey Weinstein thinks i’m an easy lay, he’s in for a big surprise.
“This is how we Hollywood gun control advocates make our money!”
Damn, how many more campaign staffers does Hillary want us to take out?
She thinks she’s going to park in my spot again!? Oh, hell no!!
Ready or not – here I come!
One more bottle and you win the stuffed doggy!
“John, this IS the most fun you can have with your clothes on…wanna go next?”
Hold your fire, lemme set my watch to semi-automatic …
Yes ma’am, both are considered “automatic” weapons in hollywood.
These are inDEED bump stock cufflinks!
A little more to the left Feinstein……..then I will show you what ‘full auto’ really means…..
“Are you sure this is good enough to get that gopher in my swiss chard”, M. Stuart
“Hi, Harvery. You remember nailing me? Well, I’d like you to meet my little friend.”
“This is a perfect example of why we need stronger gun control. If we don’t, folks will be carrying this concealed and we couldn’t stop them.” Nancy Pelosi on gun control.
Remember when Taco Bell said “Run for the Boarder” well watch this…..
I will DEFINITELY need a bigger IWB holster to get this mother on the campus!
I think I grabbed the heat gun by mistake!
16d to pair with Ma Deuce, or 20d?
Yes dear, even at our age_size DOES_ matter!.
“You look riveting with that ma deuce my dear”
Has anyone done a calendar showing actors using guns with their anti gun statements underneath, I mean live by the gun and die by the gun?
Size matters.
“What do you mean only a ten-round magazine???”
“I think we are going to need a bigger gun”….Not!!
You can look, but guns are bigger than yours.
This is the last time the valet scratches our Rolls!
I can’t get my gun to fire! You know how to work a Hilti?!
Go…I dare you to grope!
Go on…I dare you to grope!!
Go on…try And grope!
At my age I only shoot blanks
Is that a banana in your pocket or are just glad to see me?
You think white will show powder burns! Dear you look good in any color!!
I said, “you’re not on the guest list”!
Keep the ammo coming Charles…need some armor piercing please.
Malkovich…John Malkovich.
You drill ’em, or I will
Mirren – Bother! They’re just standing still as statues. Where’s the sport in that?
Malkovich – Don’t worry, I’ve been dying to try out these new Orange Crush incendiaries since I heard Minute Maid got into the gun business. They’ll all be dancing about for you in a second.
I’ll teach that insurance company not to drop estrogen from my coverage!
“That mouse will rue the day he set foot in MY office.”
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