“No I didn’t put the seat down, why?” Click.
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“No I didn’t put the seat down, why?” Click.
Nice rack. Um, I mean, ah, did you remember to rack your pistol?
“I’m only going to say this one more time…this is the only PP I want to touch!”
I’m pregnant, it’s yours, and you WILL stick around RIGHT?!?!
Zelda had always heard that the way to a mans heart was thru his stomach. She decided to see if going thru the top of his head worked any better.
I know you’re holding a gun in your hand, but I can’t seem to get my eyes to look there!
Bond Jane Bond.
Uhh isn’t that James?
Not anymore it isn’t.
Dan… we need to have a talk about this new really terrible layout on TTAG…
Jokes aside… this design really is freaking terrible. I couldn’t give less of a rats ass about the hat, this new sight design just sucks.
Time and money spent on a redesign that has nothing to do with function, and the comment section still doesn’t work right.
Efficient management of resources? Nope.
it streamlines with ttak. both sites work the same for me as before. every so often things get refeshed. autoweek started out as a paper tabloid.
i’m glad the new header no longer screams “guns” in large block letters.
“What did you just say about trigger discipline?”
Are thosebullets in your bra or are you just happy to see me
“The gun’s down there!”
Now where do you expect to conceal in such a tight dress
That woman, in that dress, could carry it in her hand just like that all night and nobody would notice.
Not the men at least.
The women would comment that it clashed with her shoes.
“Should I ask where you hid that?”
About that part you promised me in that movie, Mr. Weinstein!
“I wouldn’t advise groping me again Harvey!”
Calm down, you’re getting upset over nothing! Is it that time of the month? Is it our anniversary? Your birthday?! Have you been talking to your mom again?
So i’m engaged to a Momma’s boy Huh? we will just see about that !
“Frank, you left your dirty skivvies on the bathroom floor…for the last time!”
ALL jokes aside… is it just me or is that lady missing a finger? >,,>
Ehh, probably just the photo…
No, they’re all there.
“So that’s what my art teacher meant by having two focuses to look at.”
“Now it looks like Tokyo has no first line of defense.”
Tonight we’re going to watch that rom-com I’ve been wanting to see, and you better not stick me with the check at dinner again!
She came packing an additional 6 bullets over the usual two.
If only I wasn’t in a wheelchair.
“If only I weren’t gay!”
Dear, I’m more afraid of what that dress can do than your gun.
I knew you were guilty. I promised to get you off, but I didn’t say at trial.
How does my sister know about tour third testicle????
“Pffft! That’s a toy! Here, I’ll show you a real gun!”
Oh umm, Yes Dear!
I was going to tell you that I’m gay, honest.
Sorry lady. You got me confused with somebody else. My name is Horatio.
Three seconds later, Robert T. Ironside was confined to a wheelchair for the rest of the TV series. Tragic, but a better outcome than if she’d actually hit what she was aiming for.
“If you want control, you don’t need that gun — your frontal battery is convincing enough.”
“Excuse me, but you’re sitting in MY spot . . . “
What do you mean you’re in love with Rock Hudson?
Why, Della, you have gone blond! I want to meet your hairdresser…
It’s time for bed dear. NOW.
Nice 38’s
Shush… Do NOT harass a woman with a gun.
” really, that gun, I thought you prefer a pair of 38s”
Go ahead. Tell me one more time to keep my booger picker off the trigger.
Let’s see how much damage a shot from my 3″ barrel does to you…
Honey West and her 38’s. Double D’s that is.
I mean.. No! That dress doesn’t make your ass look big… honest!
Is that a double stack?
Always come prepared to a private meeting with a Hollywood producer.
“You’re printing dear.”
My tits are up here.
Ahh, the Russian Connection!
“Mark, wheel me outta here. There’s nothing here for me to get excited about”
The best concealment for a firearm: Hold the gun in your hand while wearing a very sexy dress. Unfortunately, this concealment method only works on men.
Which should I grab first, the gun or the bazookas?
Where were you concealing, “that,”!
It would be nice if you guys wrote under each one of these from which movie it is. 😉
“you know that I am not interested in women”
I said I want yo cornbread an yo cookie.
Don’t binge on Netflix whilst your wife sleepwalks with a pistol.
Stewardess, I see you’ve inflated your ‘Mae West’. Are we ditching?
Sat “what” again! SAY “WHAT” AGAIN!”
Ironside realized Caitlyn Jenner had more than one gun…
Listen if you’re here to kill me you’re seriously gonna need a bigger gun than that, no seriously…
I hope you pack more of a punch that your 25 automatic!
Wait… You’re armed?
Sorry. I was distracted.
I see your point.
If she asks me if that dress makes her look fat, I’m NOT answering.
What can happen when you don’t watch your six.
You don’t frighten me! I’m a proud gay man in the movie business!! I’m untouchable!!!
I told you i wanted a 45 for home defense, Frank!
“Make your own damn sandwich! “
“I’m going to ask you one last time – Do you think my sister is more attractive than me?”
As she gazed down on his bald spot she decided …….they’ve grown old enough and will die together.
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