Home Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Colt Ammunition Hat Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Colt Ammunition Hat By Dan Zimmerman - November 3, 2017 76 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email “No I didn’t put the seat down, why?” Click. Last week’s winner was OregunianC96. Enter the best caption for this photo by Sunday at midnight and you’ll win a hat courtesy of Colt Ammunition. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR The Gun Collective is Giving Away a Barrett .50 Cal The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Two Silencer Shop Halloween Contests: Win a Free Suppressor (and Tax Stamp) 76 COMMENTS “No I didn’t put the seat down, why?” Click. Reply Nice rack. Um, I mean, ah, did you remember to rack your pistol? Reply “I’m only going to say this one more time…this is the only PP I want to touch!” Reply I’m pregnant, it’s yours, and you WILL stick around RIGHT?!?! Reply Zelda had always heard that the way to a mans heart was thru his stomach. She decided to see if going thru the top of his head worked any better. Reply I know you’re holding a gun in your hand, but I can’t seem to get my eyes to look there! Reply Bond Jane Bond. Uhh isn’t that James? Not anymore it isn’t. Reply Dan… we need to have a talk about this new really terrible layout on TTAG… Jokes aside… this design really is freaking terrible. I couldn’t give less of a rats ass about the hat, this new sight design just sucks. Reply Time and money spent on a redesign that has nothing to do with function, and the comment section still doesn’t work right. Efficient management of resources? Nope. Reply it streamlines with ttak. both sites work the same for me as before. every so often things get refeshed. autoweek started out as a paper tabloid. i’m glad the new header no longer screams “guns” in large block letters. Reply “What did you just say about trigger discipline?” Reply Are thosebullets in your bra or are you just happy to see me Reply “The gun’s down there!” Reply Now where do you expect to conceal in such a tight dress Reply That woman, in that dress, could carry it in her hand just like that all night and nobody would notice. Not the men at least. The women would comment that it clashed with her shoes. Reply “Should I ask where you hid that?” Reply About that part you promised me in that movie, Mr. Weinstein! Reply “I wouldn’t advise groping me again Harvey!” Reply Calm down, you’re getting upset over nothing! Is it that time of the month? Is it our anniversary? Your birthday?! Have you been talking to your mom again? Reply So i’m engaged to a Momma’s boy Huh? we will just see about that ! Reply “Frank, you left your dirty skivvies on the bathroom floor…for the last time!” Reply ALL jokes aside… is it just me or is that lady missing a finger? >,,> Ehh, probably just the photo… Reply No, they’re all there. Reply “So that’s what my art teacher meant by having two focuses to look at.” Reply “Now it looks like Tokyo has no first line of defense.” Reply Tonight we’re going to watch that rom-com I’ve been wanting to see, and you better not stick me with the check at dinner again! Reply She came packing an additional 6 bullets over the usual two. Reply If only I wasn’t in a wheelchair. Reply “If only I weren’t gay!” Reply Dear, I’m more afraid of what that dress can do than your gun. Reply I knew you were guilty. I promised to get you off, but I didn’t say at trial. Reply How does my sister know about tour third testicle???? Reply “Pffft! That’s a toy! Here, I’ll show you a real gun!” Reply Oh umm, Yes Dear! Reply I was going to tell you that I’m gay, honest. Reply Sorry lady. You got me confused with somebody else. My name is Horatio. Reply Three seconds later, Robert T. Ironside was confined to a wheelchair for the rest of the TV series. Tragic, but a better outcome than if she’d actually hit what she was aiming for. Reply “If you want control, you don’t need that gun — your frontal battery is convincing enough.” Reply “Excuse me, but you’re sitting in MY spot . . . “ Reply What do you mean you’re in love with Rock Hudson? Reply Why, Della, you have gone blond! I want to meet your hairdresser… Reply It’s time for bed dear. NOW. Reply Nice 38’s Reply Shush… Do NOT harass a woman with a gun. Reply ” really, that gun, I thought you prefer a pair of 38s” Reply Go ahead. Tell me one more time to keep my booger picker off the trigger. Reply Let’s see how much damage a shot from my 3″ barrel does to you… Reply Honey West and her 38’s. Double D’s that is. Reply I mean.. No! That dress doesn’t make your ass look big… honest! Reply Is that a double stack? Reply Always come prepared to a private meeting with a Hollywood producer. Reply “You’re printing dear.” Reply My tits are up here. Reply Ahh, the Russian Connection! Reply “Mark, wheel me outta here. There’s nothing here for me to get excited about” Reply The best concealment for a firearm: Hold the gun in your hand while wearing a very sexy dress. Unfortunately, this concealment method only works on men. Reply Which should I grab first, the gun or the bazookas? Reply Where were you concealing, “that,”! Reply It would be nice if you guys wrote under each one of these from which movie it is. 😉 Reply “you know that I am not interested in women” Reply I said I want yo cornbread an yo cookie. Reply Don’t binge on Netflix whilst your wife sleepwalks with a pistol. Reply Stewardess, I see you’ve inflated your ‘Mae West’. Are we ditching? Reply Sat “what” again! SAY “WHAT” AGAIN!” Reply Ironside realized Caitlyn Jenner had more than one gun… Reply Listen if you’re here to kill me you’re seriously gonna need a bigger gun than that, no seriously… Reply I hope you pack more of a punch that your 25 automatic! Reply Wait… You’re armed? Sorry. I was distracted. Reply I see your point. Reply If she asks me if that dress makes her look fat, I’m NOT answering. Reply What can happen when you don’t watch your six. Reply You don’t frighten me! I’m a proud gay man in the movie business!! I’m untouchable!!! Reply I told you i wanted a 45 for home defense, Frank! Reply “Make your own damn sandwich! “ Reply “I’m going to ask you one last time – Do you think my sister is more attractive than me?” Reply As she gazed down on his bald spot she decided …….they’ve grown old enough and will die together. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! 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