TTAG Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Box of IMI 5.56 Ammunition

Oliver Reed's broom handle Mauser

“Oh, so you ‘improved’ it??? Philistine.”

Last week’s champ was bfitz76239. This week’s winner will receive a box of IMI Systems 5.56 ammunition. To win, just enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight. Good luck.




  1. avatar rc says:

    Don’t worry, I’ll take him down with this .9mm in one shot.

    1. avatar Milwaukee says:

      My shrink told me never to have a longer scope than a barrel.

  2. avatar ATFAgentBob says:

    really man? all the guns in the world to make this 300 meter shot and you pick the freaking sniper pistol??

    1. avatar Huntmaster says:

      Who are the judges for this caption contest anyway. Is anybody really sitting down and reading them?

      1. avatar Shotgun Sam says:

        Really Hunt?

        That’s about the dumbest caption I’ve ever heard. Please try again.

        1. avatar Huntmaster says:

          Yeah… you are right. But if the past is any indication, it could be a winner.

  3. avatar Vhyrus says:

    I don’t know what you’re planning on hitting with that thing. The scope is longer than the barrel!

  4. avatar JasonM says:

    “That would look way cooler if it shot blaster bolts at stormtroopers.”

  5. avatar TruthTellers says:

    Hey, when the bullet hits the guy, does he say, “Is it in yet?”

  6. avatar BJ says:

    Have you ever practiced with the bump stock?

  7. avatar Mr.Savage says:

    why again do you need me to watch the ejection port?!?!

  8. avatar MattG says:

    Feelings of inadequacy today Ned?

  9. avatar GapharmD says:

    Pistol grip? Check
    High capacity magazine? Check
    Forward grip? Check.

    It’s an assault rifle! Ban it!

  10. avatar Nine says:

    “They’ll never C96 this coming.”

  11. avatar Dave Cox says:

    “The safety is still on”
    “Shutup, Carl!”

  12. avatar Timmer says:

    Oi! Lovejoy! eyes on the target, not on me. I know how to use this bloody thing!

  13. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    “This is hardly the time or place, but I never noticed your creamy soft skin and your perfect nails, Jim.”

  14. avatar Mike Oregon says:

    Are you using the shoulder thing that goes up? Dammit Carl we aren’t barbarians!

  15. avatar John Strayhorn says:

    Looks like you have a stove pipe.

  16. avatar jwm says:

    Some guy named Solo said he needed money to pay for a Falcon or some such so he sold this to me.

  17. avatar Brian Anderson says:

    “Man…your nails…they’re beautiful!”

    “Oh…I know my friend.”

  18. avatar Jolly Roger That says:

    “You know respect for your abilities, Jacques, but I think you’ve overestimated yourself this time.”

  19. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    Boy, these declassified JFK photos are enlightening.

  20. avatar Defens says:

    No really! My shoulder never touched that stocklike looking thingy.

  21. avatar TheMoose says:

    Hans, I don’t think that is what she meant when she said, “can you pick up a mouser on your way home for our mice problem? We could also use a new broomhandle.”

  22. avatar Josey Wales says:

    “Damn I hope this gun works…I stole it from my ex wife’s closet this morning”

  23. avatar Gabe says:

    Frankie paused to contemplate the seriousness of what he was watching. Between shots, Charlie was not pausing to do Tactical T-Rex hands and side to side tactical vision sweeps. Frankie wondered just how far Charlie would go. Would he Teacup his grip or go full Weaver stance? Surely Charlie would not take it that far.

  24. avatar Ing says:

    Oh, so that really was a pistol in your pocket. And you’re still glad to see me?

  25. avatar Dave in WI says:

    No, really……..ATF said I can shoulder it now…….

  26. avatar AaronW says:

    “And for a few dollars extra, I’ll upgrade ya to a bump stock”

  27. avatar Heartbreaker says:

    “Watch me nail that plate at a thousand yards!”

  28. avatar Ironhead says:

    Take the shot Han!
    This is why i work solo….

  29. avatar OregunianC96 says:

    “Oh, so you ‘improved’ it??? Philistine.”

  30. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    Cracker Jack prizes keep getting sillier, Steve.

  31. avatar dwb says:

    No way Greedo got the drop on Han Solo. This is the best glass in the galaxy.

  32. avatar If I win Give the Ammo to any Veteran says:

    “Frank, you have a pubic louse on your barrel.”

  33. avatar Higgs says:

    This simple shooting hack lets you hit targets from as far away as 100 yards……

  34. avatar AFGus says:

    No, seriously! You just put a little spit on the front sight like this, and you’ll hit your target every time!

  35. avatar Anthony says:

    Harry, what distant did you zero your scope?

  36. avatar Eric says:

    Is that really the best gun you could find for this job?

  37. avatar ACP_arms says:

    John;Did you check your point of impact after putting that scope on?
    Chris; Mmmm….

  38. avatar JDH says:

    Wow! You really do suffer from small barrel syndrome.

  39. avatar John Thomas says:

    is that john saxon? what movie is that from?

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Oliver Reed holding the gun and Ian McShane on the side.

      Don’t know the movie.

      1. avatar JDH says:

        Sitting Target

      2. avatar John Thomas says:

        ha, it is mcshane! thanks

  40. avatar M says:

    Regret? Cut-rate hit man.

  41. avatar ahwatkins says:

    Movie: “Sitting Target” (1972), according to the web page linked behind the picture at the top of the post.

  42. avatar Tyler Runo says:

    That day Lester, a former SEAL, managed to convince potential investors his long-barreled pistol design was where the industry was headed…

  43. avatar Glocks Rock says:

    As he sat there looking at his friend about to shoot the scoped and stocked Mauser “broom handle” his first thought was “he’s about to lose his thumb”…..

    If you’ve ever shot a stocked broom handle, especially a full auto one (I have) the first thing you are taught is not to place your thumb where you think it goes. The hammer will cut you thumb off when the stock is attached.

  44. avatar Huntmaster says:

    Hey, you want the rest of that Cracker Jack?

  45. avatar Huntmaster says:

    GI Joe just called and he’s not happy. I think ya better call him back.

  46. avatar Chimney says:

    BOOM! Headshot!

  47. avatar Joe R. says:

    Left leaning scope led to right guy dominance.

  48. avatar ops says:

    Do you Palmolive also? You sure have soft looking hands

  49. avatar Joe R. says:

    Dersa peering persts.

  50. avatar pieslapper says:

    “…Now you squirt it at the clown’s mouth until the balloon pops, and you win a prize!”

  51. avatar Ironhead says:

    Chewie when i said shave i didnt mean your face…..

  52. avatar UTDMatt says:

    You know nothing Jon Snow.

  53. avatar BC says:

    You’re sure that they’re gonna say Solo acted alone and even when they release the documents decades from now, they’ll keep my involvement redacted?

    Okay. Greedo is one dead Rodian.

  54. avatar Marc T says:

    So….just exactly how many tax stamps do you have for that thing?

  55. avatar Huntmaster says:

    Dude, you gotta getta grip!

  56. avatar joetast says:

    If I can wing RF in the arm, he might fix these damned pop ups

  57. avatar SId says:

    Al Swearengen assists Han Solo’s father with one last hit.

  58. avatar jwm says:

    Nigga, Please.

  59. avatar Saul Alinski says:

    I told you to get a room with easy open windows!

  60. avatar rob says:

    Stock attached to C96 *ATF heavy breathing*

  61. avatar Gregolas says:

    “If you want your ‘Shot heard round the world’, ya gotta get it out there a ways.”

  62. avatar Paul53 says:

    I’ll make the “Pew, pew, pew” noise every time you pull the trigger.

  63. avatar VaporLullaby says:

    “What just touched my ass?”

  64. avatar K42inSEA says:

    He finally answered the age old question of how which caliber is best by simply saying, “shot placement.”

  65. avatar ed greiert says:

    Don’t worry, It’s got the shoulder thing that goes up!

  66. avatar David L says:

    Army Times Photo 10-23-2020. Army announces replacement for M-4, M-17 and M-18. The Army has chosen the Louser XM-20 as the Universal Combat Weapon. It replaces the M-4 Carbine and M-17/18 sidearm. Louser Arms is not new to the Arms Industry, and was formed from a merger of the failed Bolt Industries and Glick Arms.

  67. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “he gives me twenty five cents per chipmunk.”

  68. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “now that i have you cuffed, fagan, we’re going to find out how artful that dodger really is.”

  69. avatar Rob says:

    “They were both professionals, so neither said a word of it…ever, but the truth hung heavy in the air. When your 9 year old daughter says “Daddy I packed your sniper rifle today!” its still best to check before leaving the house.”

  70. avatar Neal says:

    Either the rest of the gun fell off and that’s the firing pin, or that’s a darn small barrel.

  71. avatar Neal says:

    That? No, not really. But if they made one in .454 Casull I’d be interested.

  72. avatar Neal says:

    “You’ve got to be kidding. I’ve used a blow gun that was more dangerous and had better range”.

  73. avatar Neal says:

    Come on dude! The barn’s not moving. Maybe you should try getting closer.

  74. avatar Neal says:

    Saying she had a better divorce lawyer seems to be a bit of an understatement.

  75. avatar Adam Terrell says:

    What are you doing with Anthony Weiner’s rifle?

  76. avatar Josh says:

    What the hell was in that burrito…

  77. avatar Steve says:

    WTF IS that?

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