Home Contest TTAG Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Box of IMI 5.56... Contest TTAG Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Box of IMI 5.56 Ammunition By Dan Zimmerman - October 27, 2017 84 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ “Oh, so you ‘improved’ it??? Philistine.” Last week’s champ was bfitz76239. This week’s winner will receive a box of IMI Systems 5.56 ammunition. To win, just enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight. Good luck. ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR An Open Letter to Open Carriers An Actual Dream Gun…My Grandfather’s Hand-Me-Down Shotgun Today Is Your Last Chance to Win NSSF’s +One Gearbox Giveaway 84 COMMENTS Don’t worry, I’ll take him down with this .9mm in one shot. Reply My shrink told me never to have a longer scope than a barrel. Reply really man? all the guns in the world to make this 300 meter shot and you pick the freaking sniper pistol?? Reply Who are the judges for this caption contest anyway. Is anybody really sitting down and reading them? Reply Really Hunt? That’s about the dumbest caption I’ve ever heard. Please try again. Reply Yeah… you are right. But if the past is any indication, it could be a winner. I don’t know what you’re planning on hitting with that thing. The scope is longer than the barrel! Reply “That would look way cooler if it shot blaster bolts at stormtroopers.” Reply Hey, when the bullet hits the guy, does he say, “Is it in yet?” Reply Have you ever practiced with the bump stock? Reply why again do you need me to watch the ejection port?!?! Reply Feelings of inadequacy today Ned? Reply Pistol grip? Check High capacity magazine? Check Forward grip? Check. It’s an assault rifle! Ban it! Reply “They’ll never C96 this coming.” Reply “The safety is still on” “Shutup, Carl!” Reply Oi! Lovejoy! eyes on the target, not on me. I know how to use this bloody thing! Reply “This is hardly the time or place, but I never noticed your creamy soft skin and your perfect nails, Jim.” Reply Are you using the shoulder thing that goes up? Dammit Carl we aren’t barbarians! Reply Looks like you have a stove pipe. Reply Some guy named Solo said he needed money to pay for a Falcon or some such so he sold this to me. Reply “Man…your nails…they’re beautiful!” “Oh…I know my friend.” Reply “You know respect for your abilities, Jacques, but I think you’ve overestimated yourself this time.” Reply Boy, these declassified JFK photos are enlightening. Reply No really! My shoulder never touched that stocklike looking thingy. Reply Hans, I don’t think that is what she meant when she said, “can you pick up a mouser on your way home for our mice problem? We could also use a new broomhandle.” Reply “Damn I hope this gun works…I stole it from my ex wife’s closet this morning” Reply Frankie paused to contemplate the seriousness of what he was watching. Between shots, Charlie was not pausing to do Tactical T-Rex hands and side to side tactical vision sweeps. Frankie wondered just how far Charlie would go. Would he Teacup his grip or go full Weaver stance? Surely Charlie would not take it that far. Reply Oh, so that really was a pistol in your pocket. And you’re still glad to see me? Reply No, really……..ATF said I can shoulder it now……. Reply “And for a few dollars extra, I’ll upgrade ya to a bump stock” Reply “Watch me nail that plate at a thousand yards!” Reply Take the shot Han! This is why i work solo…. Hmmmmmm. Reply “Oh, so you ‘improved’ it??? Philistine.” Reply Cracker Jack prizes keep getting sillier, Steve. Reply No way Greedo got the drop on Han Solo. This is the best glass in the galaxy. Reply “Frank, you have a pubic louse on your barrel.” Reply This simple shooting hack lets you hit targets from as far away as 100 yards…… Reply No, seriously! You just put a little spit on the front sight like this, and you’ll hit your target every time! Reply Harry, what distant did you zero your scope? Reply Is that really the best gun you could find for this job? Reply John;Did you check your point of impact after putting that scope on? Chris; Mmmm…. Reply Wow! You really do suffer from small barrel syndrome. Reply is that john saxon? what movie is that from? Reply Oliver Reed holding the gun and Ian McShane on the side. Don’t know the movie. Reply Sitting Target Reply ha, it is mcshane! thanks Reply Regret? Cut-rate hit man. Reply Movie: “Sitting Target” (1972), according to the web page linked behind the picture at the top of the post. Reply That day Lester, a former SEAL, managed to convince potential investors his long-barreled pistol design was where the industry was headed… Reply As he sat there looking at his friend about to shoot the scoped and stocked Mauser “broom handle” his first thought was “he’s about to lose his thumb”….. If you’ve ever shot a stocked broom handle, especially a full auto one (I have) the first thing you are taught is not to place your thumb where you think it goes. The hammer will cut you thumb off when the stock is attached. Reply Hey, you want the rest of that Cracker Jack? Reply GI Joe just called and he’s not happy. I think ya better call him back. Reply BOOM! Headshot! Reply Left leaning scope led to right guy dominance. Reply Do you Palmolive also? You sure have soft looking hands Reply Dersa peering persts. Reply “…Now you squirt it at the clown’s mouth until the balloon pops, and you win a prize!” Reply Chewie when i said shave i didnt mean your face….. Reply You know nothing Jon Snow. Reply You’re sure that they’re gonna say Solo acted alone and even when they release the documents decades from now, they’ll keep my involvement redacted? Okay. Greedo is one dead Rodian. Reply So….just exactly how many tax stamps do you have for that thing? Reply Dude, you gotta getta grip! Reply If I can wing RF in the arm, he might fix these damned pop ups Reply Al Swearengen assists Han Solo’s father with one last hit. Reply Nigga, Please. Reply I told you to get a room with easy open windows! Reply Stock attached to C96 *ATF heavy breathing* Reply “If you want your ‘Shot heard round the world’, ya gotta get it out there a ways.” Reply I’ll make the “Pew, pew, pew” noise every time you pull the trigger. Reply “What just touched my ass?” Reply He finally answered the age old question of how which caliber is best by simply saying, “shot placement.” Reply Don’t worry, It’s got the shoulder thing that goes up! Reply Army Times Photo 10-23-2020. Army announces replacement for M-4, M-17 and M-18. The Army has chosen the Louser XM-20 as the Universal Combat Weapon. It replaces the M-4 Carbine and M-17/18 sidearm. Louser Arms is not new to the Arms Industry, and was formed from a merger of the failed Bolt Industries and Glick Arms. Reply “he gives me twenty five cents per chipmunk.” Reply “now that i have you cuffed, fagan, we’re going to find out how artful that dodger really is.” Reply “They were both professionals, so neither said a word of it…ever, but the truth hung heavy in the air. When your 9 year old daughter says “Daddy I packed your sniper rifle today!” its still best to check before leaving the house.” Reply Either the rest of the gun fell off and that’s the firing pin, or that’s a darn small barrel. Reply That? No, not really. But if they made one in .454 Casull I’d be interested. Reply “You’ve got to be kidding. I’ve used a blow gun that was more dangerous and had better range”. Reply Come on dude! The barn’s not moving. Maybe you should try getting closer. Reply Saying she had a better divorce lawyer seems to be a bit of an understatement. Reply What are you doing with Anthony Weiner’s rifle? Reply What the hell was in that burrito… Reply WTF IS that? 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