Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win Black Rifle FN SCAR Coffee

Behold: This is the 6.5 Creedmoor of the future. It was discovered among ancient texts located in an obscure, forgotten blog referred to as The Truth About Guns. The readership worshipped this caliber and believed ritualistic dances, sacrifices, and hymns devoted to the caliber would grant favor from Mars, the God of War. Our modern recreation has exceeded all expectations and appears to be more powerful than any of our ray guns.

The winner of last week’s contest was DrewR55. This week’s winner will receive a package of delicious Black Rifle Company FN SCAR coffee courtesy Black Rifle Company and FN America. Just get your entry in the comments by Sunday midnight to be eligible.

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  1. avatar Christopher Erickson says:

    Yes, it looks amazing, but can I get it chambered in 6.5 Creedmore?

    1. avatar Professor says:

      “But those Chinese tariffs are going to destroy the market for enriched aluminum Gatling guns!”

  2. avatar rt66paul says:

    Is this the thing that goes up?

  3. avatar New Continental Army says:

    Behold: This is the 6.5 Creedmoor of the future. It was discovered among ancient texts located in an obscure, forgotten blog referred to as The Truth About Guns. The readership worshipped this caliber and believed ritualistic dances, sacrifices, and hymns devoted to the caliber would grant favor from Mars, the God of War. Our modern recreation has exceeded all expectations and appears to be more powerful than any of our ray guns.

  4. avatar DrewR55 says:

    “What do you mean the tax stamp hasn’t come in yet?”

  5. avatar Former .308 Shooter says:

    What’s this crap?!? 7.62×51? I guess that’s why they call it a ‘mini-gun’.

  6. avatar Justin Case says:

    No, I don’t think it’s a good to test this out on Wilma… and don’t call me Buster. My name is Buck.

  7. avatar Josh says:

    You fool! These are too long to be Olive Garden breadsticks.

  8. avatar tommy says:

    Smack the Jap!

    1. avatar BLAMMO says:

      He’s Chinese. And the name is Buster Clab, not Clab, CLAB!!

  9. avatar Rick the Bear says:

    You missed the target by a parsec! And you call yourself the Rangemaster?

  10. avatar Bloving says:

    “You can’t shoot that thing at the Earth! You’ll ruin the environment!”

  11. avatar Omer says:

    At the TTAG costume party, readers decide if Nancy dressed as a .308 cartridge or Wong dressed as a 6.5 Creedmoor should win best costume.

    1. avatar Former .308 Shooter says:

      Um… Duh!

  12. avatar ironicatbest says:

    “Hey Ming, check out my girlfiend’s ANSI certified Tin Foil Hat”

  13. avatar TryannyOfEvilMen says:

    Of course she’s the best! She rolled the score over on Space Invaders!

  14. avatar Bloving says:

    “No! Not Alderaan! We’re a peaceful system, we have no weapons…”

  15. avatar Chadwick says:

    I swear Mr. Federal agent man, I have a tax stamp for this destructive device.

  16. avatar TheStoic says:

    “Guy, do you seriously not see the problem with going on The View with your Asian houseboy and the PhalliGun 2000??? This intern is already pissed.”
    “Dammit, son… Someone’s gotta do it!’

  17. avatar Chadwick says:

    Don’t give me that look. I was dancing and it just went off. (The galactic federal agent was released from custody to his supervisor soon after)

  18. avatar AaronW says:

    “But it doesn’t need a tax stamp. Because you operate it with a crank, it’s technically semi-auto”

  19. avatar Stokeslawyer says:

    It’s called a “Vulcan gun,” and if that Spock feller ever shows his pointy ears around here, I’ll show you why.

  20. avatar TheOtherDavid says:

    “Ok, quit snickering. It’s a Hi-Point. It’s big and clunky. But you find me another phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range for under $300, Mr. Wizard!”

  21. avatar former water walker says:

    But but but Ming the Merciless said it was legal!😄

  22. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Look at her! There’s no way her dainty body can handle the massive thrust of the Creedmoor! Not and live!”

  23. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Ohh myyyy! I don’t think even I could deep conceal that!”

  24. avatar Bloving says:

    His ruse had worked! The UN inspectors were so in awe with Kim’s “fake world-destroyer death ray” that they completely overlooked his ridiculous outfit. He had his Minister of the Supreme Leader’s Wardrobe executed anyway… with a real death ray.

  25. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

    What do you mean the Asian guy doesn’t know how to fix it?!?!?

    1. avatar ironicatbest says:

      ^ this

  26. avatar pieslapper says:

    The Guy In Back normally didn’t fish in the company pool, but he just couldn’t resist short and sassy, especially with that stylin’ silver hat on her head.

  27. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Please Mr. Biden, I promise I’ll have her home by 11, can she go, please?”

    1. avatar Chadwick says:

      She looks about 20 years too old for Biden to care about her.

  28. avatar John J. McCarthy, Jr. says:

    She needs something she can carry concealed.

  29. avatar pieslapper says:

    “C’mon Ray, can’t you see she’s PMSing? Just fix the damn tampon dispenser!”

    1. avatar Dave in PTC says:

      “C’mon Ray, can’t you see she’s PMSing? Just fix the damn Creedmoor tampon dispenser!”

      There, fixed it for you.

  30. avatar David says:

    Please Doc, I don’t want an enema. I would prefer going to the range.

  31. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    Wow, the first space movie George Takei ever starred in, but old William Shatner lookes more than a little strange!

  32. avatar Francis says:

    No, adding the “Buckstock” is only illegal on Earth.

  33. avatar Francis says:

    Of course she can appendix carry it.

  34. avatar Alex Waits says:

    “What do you mean ‘I can’t take this to New York??’ it’s still America isn’t it??”

    1. avatar Chadwick says:

      Depends which state you are in when you ask. In Utah it passes as a colony.

  35. avatar RT says:

    This big and it’s only 40 watt??

  36. avatar MDC says:

    Going solely on the position of the ‘firearm’ and the gentleman holding it I believe an ‘Excuse while I whip this out’ is in order

  37. avatar bbwolfe says:

    But how come she gets the big gun?!

  38. avatar pieslapper says:

    “With our new Creedmoor brand Creedmoor Package cannon (pat. pend.), we’ll speed up shipping immensely! Well, we might even hit Ludicrous speed!”

  39. avatar Laserbeam says:

    “Oh, GREAT!! You chopped up her broomstick! NOW, how is she supposed to get home”?

  40. avatar Francis says:

    I see your schwartz is as big as mine

  41. avatar skiff says:

    This gun isn’t working right. Please call John Browning on your shoe phone. He can help us. I believe he resides in Ogden, Utah.

  42. avatar skiff says:

    This gun is having a FTF problem. Please call John Browning in Ogden, Utah at 635 – 765 – 3006 and press 9. He can offer technical advise.

  43. avatar pieslapper says:

    “C’mon Harvey, you said you’d give her a speaking part if she went, you know, full Creedmoor.”

    1. avatar Ing says:

      Winner, right here. I spewed coffee all over my screen.

  44. avatar Crusader97 says:

    “But does it provide overmatch?”

  45. avatar Francis says:

    Shhh, even without the bumpstock my schwartz is as big as his schwartz.

  46. avatar ironicatbest says:

    We can play with this all we want, until Cisco shows up with the whine.

  47. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    “It’s a double headed, sister twister. How do you not see that?”

  48. avatar Kevin D Moakley says:

    “Wilma here says that you shoot blanks, Sir, and my friends and I are inclined to agree!”

  49. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Does it take glock mags?”

  50. avatar The Rookie says:

    “It’s easy”, said Flash. “You just don’t lead ’em as much!”

  51. avatar Vernowhereman says:

    “Actual photo of Trump and Rocket man waiting for the gent to refill the 7eleven hotdog roller” -CNN

  52. avatar az_sbr says:

    Plebe: “But sir, why do I need to fetch 14 eels for the hellfire gun?”
    Wizard dude: “Bore snakes…”

  53. avatar TK says:

    “It’s fully semi-automatic”

  54. avatar VerendusAudeo says:

    “That’s a great thingamabob you’ve got there, Doc, but is nobody going to acknowledge how tiny this woman is?”

  55. avatar DaytonaBill says:

    …but she told me I was allowed one carry-on item.

  56. avatar mike oregon says:

    No, I want you buy the space Gatling not trade her for it.

  57. avatar Jkl123 says:

    Please put the fuel rods back into the reactor

  58. That turned up in the cavity search!?

  59. avatar Marshall says:

    Hey! You promised this BFG9000 would have 20 barrels. Where are the rest of them? I am not paying for 1/2 a gun! Now go back and deliver me what I ordered!

  60. avatar Moltar says:

    Wait? You mean it ISN’T available in 6.5 Creedmore!? What kinda half assed commie bullshit is that?

  61. avatar James69 says:

    Here it is Flash, a Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.

  62. avatar Jkl123 says:

    It’s codenamed “chaos”. It fires verbal jabs in every known language. Several political parties are interested.

    1. avatar Ing says:

      So it’s like a mechanical Donald Trump… It’s the next inevitable evolution of the old-school Blamethrower.

  63. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “no running, no bottles, and everyone in the pool must wear a bathing cap. no exceptions.”

  64. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “ok, forget ‘churchill.’ try the ‘robusto’ setting.”

  65. avatar Big Bill says:

    “The barrels are different lengths because that way you can engage the perps at different ranges.”
    “Also in hopes (probably false) that the “Notify me of follow-up comments by email” button will work.”

  66. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “rogue american apparel oil, about five hundred rounds ago. why?”

  67. avatar Imayeti says:

    But how does that get the guy in the back to stop following me around with that stupid grin and wistful look?

  68. avatar SamG says:

    Hero: The Martians are invading! Thank GOD we have this weapon! Where are the magazines?
    Govt official: They’re right here! Once again your government has solved the problem!
    Hero: But these things only hold 8 round apiece and we’ve only got 5 of them!

  69. avatar Gregolas says:

    What do you mean, “Intuit won’t handle our accounts” anymore ?
    How are we gonna sell these things now ?

  70. avatar Thomas says:


    “But I need a pink one for Nancy!”


  71. avatar That Jason says:

    Dispeptic said skull covering is as important as ear covering for hearing protection… so where do I get ear pro like hers before you shoot that off?

  72. avatar 33Charlemagne says:

    This Gatling Ray gun is no flash in the pan!

  73. avatar 33Charlemagne says:

    I’m sorry Buster but you gave her the Crabbes!

  74. avatar Moltar says:

    your email said it would drive her wild and she would never want to leave the bedroom again. Does this look like the face of a woman who had her world rocked? It did absolutely nothing for her she even yawned while I was using it on her. Now I will admit I tested it on slappy back there first and he hasn’t left me the hell alone since then, he just keeps following me around with that wistful smirk while staring at this device, but her? Yeah it did absolutely nothing she’s still the shrew she always was. I demand a full refund!

    Also 6.5 Creemoor sucks!! The .375 or .408 Cheytac rounds perform much better if only they would make an AR capable of containing that awesomeness they’d take off!

  75. avatar JohnS says:


    This gig is FLASH Gordon? My agent told me it was FLESH Gordon! Where’s the phone?

  76. avatar FFTugboat says:

    Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!

    1. avatar billy-bob says:

      That’s what she said.

  77. avatar Tom Worthington says:

    Minigun the Merciless.

  78. avatar Jeff H says:

    Of course I don’t need twelve barrels for deer hunting! The 2nd Amendment isn’t about deer hunting.

  79. avatar faxbob64 says:

    .45-70? What’s that? It was supposed to be lasers!

  80. avatar pieslapper says:

    “She said the Orgasmatron didn’t even tickle her fancy, much less… well, you know!”

  81. avatar Ing says:

    Yes, yes, I know, it’s a Fully Semiautomatic Ghost Gun BumpStock-o-Matic ™. But our evil plan won’t work if it doesn’t shoot through schools!

  82. avatar Matthew Howe says:

    Got one with more rail space?

  83. avatar Matthew Howe says:

    The gun’s fine, but that holster is ridiculous.

  84. avatar Matthew Howe says:

    Deal. But I’ll need 50 gallons of Hoppes with that.

  85. avatar Matthew Howe says:

    I call it “Shannon’s nightmare.”

  86. avatar Matthew Howe says:

    Pew, pew, pew.

  87. avatar Matthew Howe says:

    Recoil’s surprisingly tame.

  88. avatar Matthew Howe says:

    Don’t freak out guys, but this is just the suppressor.

  89. avatar I would note says:

    Now look, it is totally featureless, no vertical thingy, no pistol grip and the butt stock is fixed and furthermore the ammo is is in common use, everyone has one, the most popular tool in the galaxy

  90. avatar Matthew Howe says:

    Still can’t touch .45 ACP.

  91. avatar Matthew Howe says:

    That’s the last time Sasquatch is gonna mess with us!

  92. avatar Matthew Howe says:

    We’re gonna need a whole other amendment for this baby.

    1. avatar Gregolas says:

      Winner !

  93. avatar Matthew Howe says:

    Glock’s first attempt at a single stack 9mm goes very poorly indeed.

  94. avatar Matthew Howe says:

    It even makes julienne fries!

  95. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “How come she’s the only one that gets hearing protection?”

  96. avatar Matthew Howe says:

    Its cooled with Andrew Cuomo’s tears.

  97. avatar ALAN L LONGNECKER says:

    “Why do you NEED a gatling plasma cannon?”

  98. avatar Paul says:


  99. avatar That Jason says:

    He’s not compensating; that thing’s attached.

  100. avatar MilitantCentrist says:

    In the distant future, historical reenactments get a little hazy on details – but everyone can agree the Gatling replica stays in the Mongol invasion scene.

  101. avatar Nightingale says:

    That’s right, Flash … this galaxy needs a “Good guy with a Dissolvo ray gun”.

  102. If it’s not Black Rifle coffee it ain’t shit

  103. avatar Dave says:

    Ok you knuckleheads. I’ll go over this one more time. The coffee goes in here. The water goes in here.

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