Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Set of ARTactical Bullet Valve Stem Caps


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  1. avatar Steve Kreitler says:

    Tastes like chicken!

  2. avatar jwm says:

    Yep, I told you, Ma. Them new fangled 3d printers will save us a lot of time over shopping at the sears and roebuck.

    Now if I can just work the bugs outta the machine so it’ll quit chewing my new pants up.

  3. avatar Lance F says:

    “Mom, can I keep him?”

    “What do you think?”

  4. avatar jwm says:

    Mother! That’s why I can’t wait to get my own place. You’ve been snooping in my underwear drawer again, haven’t you?

  5. avatar PeterC says:

    “Mom, I’m wearing this to the prom tonight…and you can’t scare me with that bumper jack!”

    1. avatar foodog says:


  6. avatar jwm says:

    Why the modern women doesn’t need the modern male.

  7. avatar Pieslapper says:

    “Ok, when I count to 3, turn and shoot that perv behind us.”

  8. avatar Grindstone says:

    Imperator Furiosa, before she lost her arm. And hair.

  9. avatar Emfourty Gasmask says:

    “We finally ended the patriarchy”

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      Now that’s cold.

      (Funny, but cold…)

  10. avatar Pieslapper says:

    “I’m afraid to look, what’s that in his hand? “

  11. avatar Blacque Jacque Shellacque says:

    I’m a space cowboy . . . . Bet he’s not ready for that.

  12. avatar Bob Watson says:

    “Shannon, I know you are upset, but do you really think you are going to scare Krogers with that?”

  13. avatar Muchas Mujeres says:

    Whaat you mean their is no latinas een dee future PERRA!! All of you PERRAS!! YOU CHINGALE ME FOR THE LAST TIME BEECHES…..

  14. avatar CM says:

    “You lubed that with Crisco, didn’t you?”

    1. avatar thx855 says:

      Fireclean actually. Over-and-under model. One in the pink, one in the stink…for the win. Send valve stem covers c/o……

  15. avatar Pieslapper says:

    “I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.”

  16. avatar TwinReverb says:

    The gun you deserve, just not the gun you want, not right now.

  17. avatar Chazbo says:

    “Look, I ain’t Wonder Woman and you ain’t Annie Oakley. Just git it through your thick wig.”

  18. avatar Pieslapper says:

    “I’ve had a hell of a day Marge, I just want to take a hot bath and borrow that orgasmatron you’re holding.”

  19. avatar dcstark13 says:

    “Thar we was, me an’ Davy Crockett, shoulder to shoulder and backs to the wall at the Alamo . . .”

  20. avatar ClockN says:

    Look, I was the bird dog last time we went hunting. It your turn and I get to shoot.

  21. avatar Benny the Jew says:

    “I dunno, Mom…I just don’t think that thing’s gonna get you the type of action your demanding…”

  22. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    Ma, I think that salesman snookered you when you traded him yer old double barrel fer that thing! He was lying out of both sides of his mouth when he told ya he shot down a whole flock of moon bats with it. We ain’t seen any moon bats since Pa popped that Schumer-to-the-Moon-bat right in the beak!

  23. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    “Mom, you’re just angry cause I boinked Beldar and you can’t find the trigger on the phased plasma rifle…”

  24. avatar Franko says:

    10 bucks says these two missiles trump your lame-ass ray-gun.

  25. avatar Jason says:

    John McCain’s mom had strange taste in guns.

  26. avatar alanstorm says:

    “You hold it like that, don’t cry to me when the recoil breaks your arm.”

  27. avatar Jody says:

    “Mom? You better put your fancy toilet plunger away before the Federales accidentally shoot you”

  28. avatar anaxis says:

    “Darlene, put that thing away; they’ll never make a cowboys-and-aliens movie.”

  29. avatar Rick K says:

    Of course we’ll have time to do our hair, right after we colonize this planet.

  30. avatar Gunr says:

    Mom, I told you to put on a genuine Sig recoil spring, not that crappy Glock spring!

  31. avatar Gunr says:

    Mom, what the hell can I do about these dam falsies, the right one keeps slipping up all the time!

  32. avatar S says:

    I dunno Ma… Pretty sure he said to fire 2 blasts from THE BALCONY

  33. avatar Phil LA says:

    Don’t look. He’s almost finished.

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      You’re a sick man, Phil.

      I laughed…

    2. avatar foodog says:

      Lol…sick indeed, but it fits the pic!

      Or, better-

      “ok Mom, give me the blaster. You have to do crazy old RF now…I did him yesterday.”

  34. avatar Digi Dee says:

    Give me those batteries out of that gun, I need them for my toy. You have him to keep you happy.

  35. avatar ANdrew Lias says:

    “I thought you said this was a tarentino flick”

  36. avatar Ralph says:

    “No, that’s a DD not an AOW, you stupid space cadet.”

  37. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    So…where is Frankie for this sequel to Beach Blanket Bingo?

  38. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    On Mars, “shot gun weddings” look a little different than on Earth…

  39. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Are you sure that’s the only gun that’s still legal in New York? What does it shoot? Tater tots? How are supposed to make it through this financial collapse with that thing?

  40. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    Damn Caitlyn, a gun-I thought you more liberal,
    By the way your hair looks great.

  41. avatar Gunr says:

    Wonder woman told me these bracelets would stop a bullet from anything! Even a
    20mm Schinzenfritzel Splikitischutzen!

  42. avatar Chris Waddell says:

    I can tell by the way you are holding your rifle, you are regretting the sex change. Aren’t you Mr. Jenner?

  43. avatar Gregolas says:

    Mammy Yokum, the proper settin’ fer flat lander tourists is “Y’all git !” Not “stun”. Not “kill”. Not “massacre”.

  44. avatar John L. says:

    “In the 40 watt range” my sweet patootie!

  45. avatar Geoff PR says:

    “If he pinches my ass just *one*more time…”

  46. avatar John says:

    “We got these fancy wepons, and I got this shiny shit on my wrists. What I want to know is when can I finally get a decent dress?”

  47. avatar Gunr says:

    Really mom, you mean you can’t even tell the difference between plasma rifle and a reloading press?

  48. avatar Adam says:

    “Forget it, Caitlyn. I’m not calling you a ‘she’ until you get rid of your other ‘gun’.”

  49. avatar mark s. says:

    WARNING ! WARNING ! WARNING ! This creature is not human and she wants to take Dr. Smith back to her planet with her . WARNING WILL ROBINSON !

  50. avatar mark s. says:

    I’m pretty sure this was an episode of Lost n Space . That plasma gun looks vey familiar , It is the same kind of gun they used on Carrien 5 ack in 1964 .

  51. avatar mark s. says:

    ” Beach Blanket Bango “

  52. avatar mark s. says:

    Look closely at the upper right quadrant about 2 o’clock ad you can see the distinct outline of a UFO hovering above planet Zentron . Do you believe what you are seeing ?
    Ancient Astronaut Theorist believe this could have been contact

  53. avatar mark s. says:

    Mommy , his name is Hoss Cartwright , and he tried to have interstellarcoarse with me .

  54. avatar mark s. says:

    If you don’t stop turning my boyfriends into nerdy soda fountain boys , I’ll never get married .

  55. avatar Bob says:

    You’re the fashion police? That frock is HORRID!

  56. avatar mark s. says:

    Bobby watched as Ma Barker forced Kattie to try out for the Mexican Bambido Cowboys cheerleaders for the famous football team from Dallas Mexico ( 2231 ) .

  57. avatar dh34 says:

    Well if you don’t want to keep the gun Jane, I’d suggest you go find a box to stick it in.

  58. avatar Bobiojimbo says:

    “Really? Is that all you brought to the annual, big shoot off?” “Shut up! It’s my favorite!’

  59. avatar AaronW says:

    “Put it down. Cuz lady, you’re no Ellen Ripley.”

  60. avatar Fred Frendly says:

    “Hi Bruce Jenner, is that a gun or are you just glad to see me?”

  61. avatar T says:

    “For the last time, you’re not going anywhere dressed like that!”

  62. avatar jwm says:

    “My kids went to Alpha Centauri and all I got was this lousy key chain.”

  63. avatar JeepScout says:

    It puts the lotion on the body!

  64. avatar John Fritz - HMFIC says:

    Gooood luck not having them stolen sooner or later. Prob’ly sooner.

    I used to have anodized valve stem caps the same color as my car. Apparently they matched the thief’s car too.

  65. avatar Lucas D. says:

    As this rarely-seen photograph shows, The Indigo Girls took a while to really find their voice.

  66. avatar Bill says:

    That guy is either happy to see us or he has a spare banana clip in his pocket.

  67. avatar Kapeltam says:

    Mother! You can’t shoot him just because he left the toilet seat up!

  68. avatar DMB says:

    Mom, You did remember to load it this time didn’t you?

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