Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Henry Rifle Cap



Enter the best comment below by midnight Sunday and we’ll send you a nice baseball-style shootin’ cap courtesy of Henry Repeating Arms.


  1. avatar AaronW says:

    The man with a checkered jacket often has a checkered past…

  2. avatar Tom W. says:

    Dude! Where’d you get that jacket!

  3. avatar Geoff PR says:

    “You dirty brother!

    You killed my rat!

    I’ll kill you, like you killed my rat!”

  4. avatar Chazbo says:

    “Try makin’ fun of Caitlyn Jenner again, and you’ll be singing thru yer windpipe…”

  5. avatar JoeN says:

    Dysfunctional family Thanksgiving
    “Put the knife down Johnny, I’m carving the turkey this year!”

  6. avatar Jim R says:

    “Leave me in a shallow grave to die, will you Benny? Thought you washed your hands of me, did you Benny? Lady Luck’s not so kind to you now, is she? The radscorpions outside of town will make a fine meal out of your worthless hide…”

    1. avatar Kapeltam says:

      Good game.

  7. avatar tfunk says:

    Although in a bit of a pickle, Frankie was ecstatic it was Jerry shoving a gun in his throat and not Christine…everyone knows becauseguns.com models have poor trigger finger discipline.

  8. avatar MsgtB says:

    “SCOTUS ok’ed Gay Marriage so you’re coming to the chapel with me NOW, Frank!”

  9. avatar tfunk says:

    Although embarrassed at having been thoroughly trounced in a “21 Foot Rule Challenge”, Ricky thought it was a little over the top for Sam to pull the old “gun to the throat” celebration move, even if it was to try to impress Vanessa.

  10. avatar Kapeltam says:

    I’ve told you for the last time. It is a gun in my pocket, and I’m never happy to see you.

  11. avatar Phil LA says:

    “Almost there…”

  12. avatar Ralph says:

    Tough Tony made it clear that an impromptu bris was not on his list of things to do on the 4th of July.

  13. avatar Ben Eli says:

    We observe the adult male human’s mating ritual from a distance. The checkered human attempted to assert dominance to win over the female by attacking with a knife. His opponent, a more mature and older human pulls a gun, ending the encounter and re-establishing his superiority, and insuring his able to procreate.

  14. avatar d hoov says:

    How many times do I need to tell you, I said, GLOCKS SUCK. Not my wife Gloska

  15. avatar Dave says:

    The Fashion Police enforce the “no checkered jackets” after Labor Day rule

  16. avatar Dave says:

    “Make him stop wearing my clothes!”, Linda demanded.

  17. avatar Dennis Lee says:

    Dumba$$, you don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!

  18. avatar Mark Lloyd says:

    Now I got you right where I want you.

  19. avatar JWM says:

    “Don’t shoot! I’ll marry your daughter!”

  20. avatar tmm says:

    Should’ve gone to Florida with Jerry and Sugar Kane…

  21. avatar peirsonb says:

    I told you, you touch her, YOU KEEP HER!

  22. avatar David Thompson says:

    Are you sure this is how you remove a skin tab?

  23. avatar Ing says:

    In the traditional Festivus celebration, the Airing of Grievances is followed immediately by Feats of Strength.

    1. avatar Chicago Steve says:

      You got my vote

  24. avatar Zora says:

    You have two options, you can try the knife or you can take the sure thing and answer my question. Why do kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch? Answer the question dammit!

  25. avatar Gunr says:

    Hows about I give you a new horizontal windpipe!

  26. avatar Model 31 says:

    “Now listen see…You’re gonna award that Henry Rifle Cap to Model 31 and you’re gonna have this dame deliver it.”

  27. avatar Bryan says:

    She may be a lying bitch, but like I told you Bill, you will marry Hillary!

  28. avatar David says:

    Is that a gun in your pocket ok no its not.

  29. avatar Almost Esq. says:

    “What do you mean all I get if I win this stupid contest is a hat? I thought I was getting a rifle!”

  30. avatar Jason says:

    She was a classy dame, but she never could choose between The Truth About Knives and The Truth About Guns.

  31. avatar Eric L says:

    ” HA, go ahead, you won’t pull the trigger!”
    ” what makes you so sure I won’t, Johnny?”
    ” that’s a .22 you got there. You probably don’t even have the bullets.”

    1. avatar gemalo says:

      You got the winner !!

  32. avatar JWM says:

    Bill and Ted were vying for the chance to date Nancylou. Instead of going with the traditional “Rock, Paper, Scissor”they went with the new “Stabby, Shooty.” Bill is dead and Ted is doing 15 to life.

    And Nancylou? She’s living in a trailer park with 6 kids from 4 men and weighs 2 fiddy….

  33. avatar Red Sox says:

    “I… will be in you by any hole that is or is not there”

  34. avatar Phil Woodward says:

    Hey checkout my new gun-shaped electric razor!

  35. avatar HandyDan says:

    Over the line Donny!

  36. avatar ZD says:

    Just gimmie three steps mister, an you’ll never see me no more!

  37. avatar Felix says:

    “I’ll ask ya one last time …. where’s my Henry rifle?”

  38. avatar RockThisTown says:

    “See, this broad Pelosi here says to take your gun, see?

  39. avatar theCRASE says:

    Man robbed at gunpoint in business declared a “Gun Free Zone”

  40. avatar Chris says:

    I thought you said you had a long colt.

  41. avatar dh34 says:

    I don’t care if she used to be a CNN anchor…give me all your cash…

  42. avatar mATTpELTER says:

    Look, My wife is tired of the”just the tip” jokes.

  43. avatar Phil LA says:

    And boom goes the dynamite.

  44. avatar Bobiojimbo says:

    “Hey, man, now that gay marriage is legal, you don’t need a gun to force me to marry you!”

  45. avatar Nate says:

    This is Chicago buddy…

  46. avatar nick maunder says:

    “Now look here Sweeny Todd, next time you shave my transvestite friend here, I don’t wanna see no stubble in the moonlight. It spoils the whole thing, see.

  47. avatar Garrett freshour says:

    Never bring a butter knife to a gun fight!

  48. avatar David Colburn says:

    “I bet you’re thinking you can stab me in the neck before I shoot you in th… “

  49. avatar Marcus (Aurelius) Payne says:

    ” Jim, I said I’d try anything once, but this fetish is getting a bit elaborate…”

  50. avatar Charlie says:

    Sheesh…all I said was do you want butter on your toast.

  51. avatar Don Vosgien says:

    Julie says, honey the old saying is true never bring a knife to a gun fight!

  52. Behind every successful man, is a great woman.
    Behind every fight between two men, there she is again.

  53. avatar Gregolas says:

    “For the last time, Johnny. I’m too drunk to drive!
    Now take us home or else!”

  54. avatar uncle bob says:

    She said “Let’s you and him fight!”

    (AKA Games People Play)

  55. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

    Quick Jane find a first aid kit, he is choking and I’m going to give him a tracheostomy, meanwhile Jim who was worried about the bullet tried to hand Dr Hammer a knife to perform the procedure. After the procedure Dr Hammer told the reporters that when the only tool you have is a pocket pistol, you can still try to fix anything.

  56. avatar Mathew says:

    The 1911 is the king of all firearms. Try me one more time!

  57. avatar engineear says:

    “Why the butter knife?” queried gun totin’ Tom.
    “Because you said to butter her face” responded Brucie.
    “You moron”, replied Tom. “I said she’s a butter face!”
    “What, pray tell, does that mean?” beamed Brucie.
    “It means, I like everything about her…BUT HER FACE!!”

  58. avatar AaronW says:

    “Hold the scalpel for me, while I probe for that goiter with my gun.”

  59. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

    jimmy open the powder room door, now! she just had coffee and a bran muffin…

  60. avatar sota says:

    For the last time, Dean, I told you NOT to bring her back! I’m done with her sh*t!

  61. avatar Usriflecaliber.30m1 says:

    ‘I wouldn’t do it unless you put a gun to my head.’

    ‘Challenge accepted’

  62. avatar Kyle from OH says:

    For the last time it’s a MAGAZINE, not a CLIP!!!

  63. avatar Jim G says:

    What makes you more uncomfortable, where the gun is or where I am?

  64. avatar Javier says:

    Bob, I told you to stop borrowing my clothes without asking. That’s my favorite smoking jacket and fuzzy tie.

  65. avatar Mark N. says:

    “You can keep your silly hat. I want the rifle!”

  66. avatar Rick K says:

    Oh Johnny, that’s not what I meant when I said Carlos was buttering my buns.

  67. avatar Marcus says:

    Maria suddenly recognized the true extent of her husband’s fetish…..

  68. avatar RatInDaHat says:

    This lady only wants my gun, see?

  69. avatar GenghisQuan says:

    Oh dear, it appears I’m too late. At any rate…

    “Show me on the gun where he touched you…”

  70. avatar Al Dawson says:

    Eddie has another run-in with the Fashion Police.

  71. avatar Walter says:

    Dude, it’s only a squirt gun…

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