Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a CMC AR Trigger Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a CMC AR Trigger By Dan Zimmerman - April 10, 2015 205 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email Enter the best comment for this classic portrait by Sunday at midnight and you’ll win a CMC trigger for your AR. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gear Review: Spüt Targets Reactive Targets New From X Products: X-1 Stand Alone Launcher (NOT a Firearm) The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes 205 COMMENTS hurry up and take the picture! I’ve had to take a leak since the Armalite booth. Reply Three tools – no waiting? (I know I won’t win, but I don’t even have an AR (don’t tell the zombies)) Reply “Too Close For Comfort: TTAG Edition” Reply “The Three Stooges” Reply Moe, Larry, and Surly? Reply Wasn’t Surly the eighth dwarf? Or one of the characters in Duffland? Reply The Three Musketeers, Aimless, Portly, and Bolt-Action. Reply “And we’re the three best friends that anybody could have” Reply And we’re definitely not gay. Hey, it that a suppressor in your pocket…? Reply TTAG goes all out Office Tactical at NRAAM! Reply I wish my workplace would set its dress code to Office Tactical. Reply Why do have to be the jelly in this dude sandwich? Reply No guns in the convention hall, guys. The NYT, Salon, HuffPo, WaPo, Mother Jones, MsNBC, Bloomberg, MDA, USAToday, AddictingInfo, and DailyKos all say so, so it must be true! Reply Where is Dan’s left hand and why does Nick have that look on his face? Reply I really hope it has nothing to do with schernobyl’s “jelly in this dude sandwich” crack… Reply EDIT- Er, spoke too soon… Dan kinda does have a bemused look on his face… Reply Kudos to leghorn, you’ve seriously slimmed down Reply We stood in line for 14 hours for the chance to have our lives upgraded, but they were all sold out. Bummer. Reply They’re bloggers. They don’t get to have lives. Reply Vampire Hunter D reference? Reply Is that your spare magazine, or are you just glad to see me? Reply These colors don’t run! Unless its two for one day at the doughnut stand…. Reply Pretty sure “Life Upgrades” covers it Reply LOL! that jumped out at me too! Reply Look it’s Lucky Day, Dusty Bottoms and Ned Nederlander! Reply Meanwhile, Lucky Day, Dusty Bottoms, and little Ned Nederlander………….. Reply They all assumed it wasn’t the excitement of being together at NRAAM, and that it was indeed a gun in their pockets, but then they realized it was in a holster on their hips… Reply 🙂 Reply Gay Pride Parade-San Francisco-1998. Reply The three founding members of the pink pistols. Reply 2…3…4…its Conga time! Reply Greeeen Acres is the place to be… Reply One of these things does not look like the other. Reply 3 pairs of boots, 3 collared shirts, 3 holstered pistols….. Still 0 right-swipes on Tinder! Reply You win. Reply Why did you PhotoShop Shannon out of the photo, that’s the only reason Nick is smiling!!!!!!! Reply And why can’t this be the normal picture of open carry at a coffee shop or retail store? Reply Look how safe this place is, we just set our high dollar camera on the ground and turn our backs and it’s still there! Obviously not taken in Detroit! Reply This town ain’t big enough for the three of us… Reply Hey, you’re in Nashville Tenessee, guess what you can all do? Three armed bloggers walk into a Bar… Reply The Three nerdmegos Reply Is it just me, or does this look like a Texas Ranger catching the manager of a Chili’s in the act of molesting one of his employees? Reply The Dapper Dans on their off-time. Reply What they are thinking: Robert – This is for Business Dan – This is for Business Nick – Yeah right, this is for “Business” Reply More like – “Nick – Where’s ‘Fate of Destinee’ and ‘Kirsten Joy Weiss’, and can I get them really stinking drunk?” Reply You say that like its never happened before… Ladies love skinny Nick, but chubby Nick wasn’t no slouch my friend. Reply More power to ya, geek comprende… Uber-Geek more like it. Guns, flying and telcom crossbar switchgear geek. Never knew that combo existed… I hope you’re getting booth-babe pics for posting later… I’m a cowboy On a steel horse I ride… Reply The second amendment protects the rights of everyone, regardless of age, race, religion, gender, or sexual orientation. Reply This actually made me laugh out loud…because….truth. Reply “Here we have a group of OFWG’s and… dangit Nick, way to ruin MDA’s sterotypes. Try to stick out your stomach or something.” Reply One for each other and all for one the Three brave Amigos are we Brother to Brother and everyone A brave amigo Fighting for justice and liberty where ever you find is where we will be for the three brave amigos are we Reply The three amigos say “you slime eating dogs! You scum sucking pigs! You sons of a motherless goat!”. [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUTl8DSYUQA&w=1280&h=750%5D Reply The Good, the Bad and the Ugly…just not in that order. Reply winner, winner, chicken dinner! Beat me to it. Reply More like, The Good, the Bad,& the 300 Blackout. Reply Living the dream in Tennessee! Reply Apparently: Robert has gone full-textard Nick’s got AIDS and Dan’s still the only handsome one Reply It’s true. I’ve always been the show pony of the group. Reply Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges! Reply DING! DING! DING! DING! We have a winner here (in my opinion) Reply Gomez, Uncle Fester and Pugsley all growed up. Reply “There are no minorities in this picture!” -Anti-Gun crowd Reply OFWG is a minority now. Haven’t you heard? Reply This years favorite trio to win the Tooled up Tennessee Tango. Reply None of these men have been able to work out who is whose wingman. Reply “Wherever there is injustice you will find us. Wherever there is suffering, we’ll be there. Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find… THE THREE AMIGOS!” Reply The Cowboy, the Captain & Forrest. Reply Three epic trigger pullers. Reply I’m not real sure triggers is what they’re pulling. Reply The new face of the NRA. Reply The same old face of the NEA. Reply “The bald one took my glasses. I can’t see a thing..” Reply 3 “citizen soldiers,” true warriors one and ale. Reply Hey I’m Larry. This is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl. Reply Casting call for “Furious 8.” Reply Here looking at you 184 fools who commented and won’t win this contest. Reply Three Hoarse Men of the Obacalypse. Reply So that’s what ammosexual looks like ! Reply We are here promoting our new buttocks CC method. Nick, take a look! Am i printing? Reply Wait, only he gets the 5 gallon, thats not fair! Reply Hide ya kids! Hide ya wife! Reply The Austin chapter of The Pink Pistols was well represented this year… Reply Sorry, guys, but this one gets my vote. Reply And nobody thought of “The Good, The Bad and The Ugly”? Just pm me for my address to send the prize. LOL Reply Two MFWG & One Future MFWG Reply A new book from Leslea Newman, the author of “Heather has Two Mommies” …”Waldo has Two Daddies.” Reply Even at the NRA Convention our intrepid heroes are asked to wait in the alternates line for a Life Upgrade! Reply And so, the line to get into the Blue Oyster Bar was pretty much static. But we were determined to hang on for the ride. Reply “This is just a dry run. Tonight we do it naked.” Reply The “Before” advertising pic for the human centipede procedure. Reply N(ick) R(obert A(nd Dan) welcome visitors to the NRA Convention, Texas style. Reply The noob, the bald & the fugly Reply Needs more white doods Reply Hide ya kids, hide ya wife… Reply Molon Blagge… Come and Blog it! Reply Casting call line for “Brokeback Mountain 2” Reply Wynken, Blynken and Nod? Reply “The Village People Reunite Tour” seemed like such a good idea, at first. Reply On a completely unrelated note: I’ve gotta say, Nick it looks like you’ve been putting your money where your mouth is and seriously trimming down. You mentioned it in another recent post and nobody commented on it, but it looks like you’re on the right track. Major props for that, sir. Reply Wynken, Blynken and Smirk! Reply Open Carry NRA Style Reply TTAG proves that the Anti’s lied about real fully functional guns being at the NRA convention. Reply Do these guns make us look old, fat, and white? Reply Don’t care about caption, I ain’t drinking beer with any of those guys. Reply Hailing from Austin via London Atlanta Johannesburg, it’s a guy in a funny hat and his buddies. Reply Is that Alton Brown, in the cowboy hat, from the cooking channel? If there were a cooking show called Guns and Grub it would be on to watch list. Reply Always armed and ready, these three musketeers (from L-R) Athos, Porthos and Aramis, pose briefly before re-entering the fray. Reply The new Charlie’s Angels reboot goes in a very different direction. Reply All hat, no cattle…. Reply 2015 NRAAM – Life Upgrades, Special Shows, Well Endowed Patrons, Penetration Hall Passes. Reply First 3 to get in line at the Shannon Watts dunk tank. Reply The “before roofalin” photo. Reply MANWICH!!!!!!! Reply ” OK on the count of three yell this is where the line forms to catch a sneek peak at two wraps of the recoil spring on the new glock 44…. 1,…….2……..” Reply Hey guys, it’s a pretty wide lens. There’s really no need to stand so close… Reply Khakis win 2-1 Reply …but jeans are still awesome Reply Come on Shannon, we left plenty of room for you right here! Reply Nicks thought bubble: “I’m glad I’m not sharing a room with those two yahoos. I got my own room.” Reply Thought provoking company has Nick pondering life upgrades. Reply But I already have a trigger. Oh, you mean AR15 trigger. Sorry, I’ll zip my pants back up. Reply These are not the droids you are looking for. Reply The hall monitors at my high school. What did you have to do to get a Hall Pass from them? You don’t wanna know! Reply One of these men is Irving, the 142nd fastest gun in the west. Reply Costanza Guy: “Hey Tex, don’t stand so close, your pistol is poking me.” Reply Ok, so where are the steers? Reply Ragnar, Bjorn and Rollo from Bizarro world. Reply Human Centipede: ‘Merica! Reply “Is that a Derringer in your pocket or are you just not that happy to see me?” Reply They’re doing the Brokeback Mountain thing behind me again, aren’t they? :/ Reply “Old!” “Fat!” “White guys! ” “NRA!” ” By your powers combined, I am Captain TTAG! “ Reply Broke back mountain 2: 3 dudes with guns Reply Coverin’ the gun show with the guns shown. Reply “Too Many D!<ks on the Dance Floor" http://youtu.be/xk1kwfK848Y Reply The Red, The White and The Blue, Jeans and some Khaki, Boots and Real Boots, 3 Pistols a Packing, And a Hat to Hoot. This is what’s True, and leaves Shannon lacking. Reply The order said 100 yards from the Remington booth, which is right….. here. Reply Hey guys, I think maybe we picked the wrong booth, does that sign behind me say something about “castration” Reply NRA always bring us closer. Reply NRA-approved Booth Babes Reply The stack formation. I hope you enter every convention like this! Reply No no, still wrong, lets try again.. Red, White and Blue from the Camera point of view! Reply Rule #1: Always keep your lens pointed in a safe direction Rule #2: Keep your finger off the shutter until your target is in your viewfinder Rule #3…… Reply Buckaroo Banzai and the Hong Kong Cavaliers Reply You’re the red, white and blue Oh the funny things you do America, America this is you Ladies and gentlemen Bob Saget Reply Holy crap that took me back a day or two! Reply Behind the screen for Shannon Watts episode of the “Dating Game.” Bachelor #1 – Which caliber would you use to describe your bedroom prowess? Reply .22-250… Tiny, extremely fast, and a lot of noise! Reply Hank, Bill and Boomhauer in Nashville checking out firearms and firearm accessories, I tell you whut! Reply The media that packs! One packs a stetson, one packs a belly, one packs a smirk. The guns? Those are tools, son. Reply Only one hotel room left, are you kidding me? Reply the only iron Nick knows is a shooting iron. Reply Top Gear USA goes in a new direction, shifting focus from cars to guns and has been recast with Clarkson, May, and Hammond’s dorky American cousins. Reply ” I see Mrs Watts’ s bodyguards are enjoying cosplay at the Convention” Reply “Your gun is digging into my back”.. “Sorry, that’s not my gun”. Reply This here is hank hill then bill and dale!! Yeuup! I sell propane and propane accessories!! Reply Yeah, this is the “Before” picture, same red shirt and everything. Reply “Dude, where’s my holster?” Reply ” Get your damn, dirty, hand, off my shoulder!” Reply TTAG – 3 : NYT / Shannon Watts – 0 Reply I wonder if they hand out the nobama shirts out at the door. Reply Clearly, Nick was ready to raise some eyebrows at the NRA Annual Meetings. Reply After viewing this picture, somewhere in America three moms have gone off the grid. Reply Yes, my friends and I are here for the “life upgrades” seminar. Why do you ask? Reply I remember back in the day, when TTAG only shared pictures of guns and Israeli models [oiften holding guns] on their facebook page Sidenote: I’ve never had to scroll so far to get to the comment bar Reply What we see here is the American gun owner(libertus defenderii) in its natural habit. Note the plumage of the alpha male to the left. Reply “This afternoon we are packing heat; tonight we will be packing something else” Reply Hey look, Guys! We found Waldo!! Reply Hey. That aint no cowboy on the left. Reply The Three Wise Men for all things firearms…and chicks 😉 Reply Just a FYI for dan: if you’d wear your watch on your left hand you wouldn’t always dump your beer out when you check the time. Reply Unless you fellows are going for the “incognito keyboard operator” look? If so you nailed it Reply “Be not afraid of any Moms; No matter what their lies; When antis threaten call on us- And we will journalize!” Reply An Open Carry Hypocrite says, what? Reply Don’t be jelly, brah. Reply Yep, we all upgraded to “endowment”. Reply Some say we carry to “compensate”, if they knew we just upgraded to “endowment”… Reply And here we have the ghastly trio. They are displaying their firearms, lubricated with the tears of Shannon Watts and Michael Bloomberg. Reply Reply we’re gonna need a few more to make this daisy chain work. Reply MALL COPS: Nashville. Reply And yes, ladies. They’re all single. Reply Nick: “That’s not where the silencer goes, Dan!” Dan: “Oops, my bad.” Robert: “How do I look in my cool hat?” Reply Bloggers, not Operators. Key difference? The beards. Reply We had an army in case Mom’s Demand Action decided to attack. Only 100 showed up, so we sent these guys. Reply Nice hat… Looks good on you tho… Reply The good, the bad, and the ugly. Reply Biden was spotted at the NRA convention wearing a cowboy hat. Reply Never trust a man train Reply Three different calibers, but are we talking about in, on, or wearing the pants? Reply Three Blind Mice… Reply “These is my compadres, Uno, Dos, Trace.” Reply Hank and Bill, I tell you what… I don’t think we’re at the dang ol’ dang ol’ propane convention…. Reply The most powerful Triumverate since Caesar, Pompey, and Crassus rocked the Capitoline ! Reply Powered by liberal unicorn tears. Reply I love the smell of gunpowder and Vasolene in the morning! Reply If the convention was held in New York, you’d be looking at three instant felons Reply “Why yes, we are all packing nines” Reply “Booth babes HATE these guys. Click to find out why.” Reply “One weird trick to discourage muggers” Reply “4 insane tricks TTAG editors use to score free vacations!” Reply Ok guys, let’s pose so that super loyal TTAG reader Stephen Rivera can win a better trigger for his AR without having to explain to his lovely wife why there’s another gun in the safe…. Reply “Why yes ma’am all three of us are single. How did you know?” Reply Opon seeing these three in the path Dorothy uttered her now famous line, “We’re not in Kansas anymore, Toto.” Reply Last year those 3 went through the Life Downgrades line. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.