Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - September 13, 2013 105 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ h/t Rob W. ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Wakeup Call Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Best Case Scenario Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Thanksgiving Party Game Edition 105 COMMENTS Quiet martha i got that wascally gorbechav in my sights… what… explosive decompression oh that’s a myth Reply “All right, Cheney, you poseur! Now DIE!!” Reply This experimental AC-130 replacement was not a great success… Reply Check it out, I’m Ronald Raygun. Reply Don’t they have these in a lefthanded model? Reply Gorby! Smile… Reply Sandinistas crossing the border! Reply John Hinkley, where are you? I wanna win one for the gipper. Reply Winner. Reply See we have a universal tool if the emergency door doesn’t open! Reply look a spider Reply “…and then I told him. ‘Mr. Gorbachev…Tear down this wall.’ The rest didn’t make the news.” Reply Ladies and gentlemen, this your captain. If you look out your windows you can see the Kremlin…. Reply Hey, see that black kid down there with the skittles? Watch THIS! Reply Thats messed up… but I laughed. Reply “Clean-up, aisle 5.” Reply Holy Shit Reagan shot JFK!!! Reply What, no hysterical complaints about trigger control when it’s the Gipper? Reply My thoughts, too Reply Perhaps he’s dry-firing it? He does have it shouldered. If he was sitting on the porch sippin’ some tea with his finger on the trigger, I’m sure people would howl. Context matters – in this case do we really know what it is? Reply “The source of Harrison Ford’s ad-libbed line was unknown until recent revelations about Reagan come to light…” Harrison Ford to terrorist, “Get off my plane!” Reply aiming at what all RepubliCONs aim at, UNIONS!! Reply Or union bosses (think Hoffa). Reply Why are unions anti-gun rights? The folks opposing the Colorado recalls got money from AFSCME, the AFL-CIO, and American Federation of Teachers, according to the Sunlight Foundation. I would think they’d be for the little people on this, but they’re just gun grabbers. Reply They aren’t necessarily. What they are, are rabidly partisan. D>R under any and all circumstances in their world view. Reply ‘And I want an exit here… And here… And.. What’s that Deloris? We’re at 34,000 ft?” Reply To the stewardesses: Nice scope. So, if the passengers act up, you don’t even even have to leave first class to put em down. Reply “This is the rifle I took that punk ass JFK out with” Reply (In deep announcer voice) This summer, when the world is awash with nuclear weapons and needs a hero, one man, a rifle and his plane are on a mission, to stop Communism. With Ronald Reagan starring as Ronald Reagen, it’s STAR WARS (In Reagen’s voice) Reagen Shoot. Coming to a theater near you this October. Reply This is how a real presidents deal with terrorist! Reply The president demands a bigger window. Reply I promised Iran I would test fire a few of them before we drop them off… Reply It was a simpler time, and we had a kinder, gentler President… Reply Gives new meaning to the phrase “Kill them with kindness”. Reply Damn FRench pussies . . . Reply The Gipper insisted on testing every so called bulletproof window himself. Reply Hog hunting from Air Force One: It’s not illegal if the president does it. Reply Hogs being liberals. Reply I said more PEANUTS! Reply I’ve got your gun control right here you Democratic pinko commie bastard! Reply ” Mr. President, this is not what we had in mind for the SDI/Star Wars defensive strategy.” http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_Defense_Initiative Reply Hood rats do drive by’s. Presidents do fly by’s. Both are pussies. The kennedy’s beat them to death with golf clups or drown them. That’s hard core. Reply And right before Gorby, this is how I handled Putin Sr.! Reply President Reagan was aerial hog hunting before it was cool…………… Reply Where’s that smart a$$ Sam Donaldson? Reply “There was this icicle and it fell off the garage and it hit me.” Reply I want the window seat – NOW! Reply Well Nancy, we’ll just have to see for ourselves if Air Force One is indeed bullet proof. Now where did I put my jelly beans? Reply Buh-bye, Mr. Gorbachev! Reply Let’s see Obama do this. Reply Loose my bag, will you! Reply biden says buy a double barrel shotgun, well i say buy a bolt action rifle! Reply All set, now get those deer and antelope playing! Reply Here on Air Force One we do it THIS way .. Reply “I’m from the government and I’m here to help.” Reply We begin sniping in five minutes… Reply How the AC-130 was born. “We’re gonna need a bigger gun.” Reply Give me that thing … I’ll show you how Lee Harvey Oswald put five shots on target in three seconds shooting left handed with a right handed bolt action rifle. Reply I have no idea if there was a second shooter or not and frankly, I don’t care. However, I did see an interesting video some years ago where some guys replicated the shooting (weapon, ammo, distance, trajectory, etc) and came to the conclusion that it was possible that several of the separate wounds could have been caused by one or two rounds tumbling and breaking apart. They calculated that that is was possible that all of the wounds on JFK could have been caused by just 2 rounds. Also, with practice, a lefty can shoot a right handed bolt action just fine. That being said, there could have been a second or third shooter, who knows. We will never know. Reply “Let me see your ticket and First Class boarding pass. Now!” Reply The day he fired the striking Air Traffic Controllers, Reagan himself was on overwatch, making sure the transfer of personnel went smoothly. Reply Spots Cheny, “Well, he sure looks like a deer from up here” Reply And then slowly I turned…. Step by step…. Inch by inch…. And then! Reply Niagara Falls! Reply Balance is good, Scope is clear and sharp. Does it come in a left hand model? HEY!!! I can see my house. This is one fine weapon. I want 10,000 ordered for our Special Forces. Any finish is OK as long as it’s black. Reply “Ron Jr…..your such a disappointment”. Reply Well, he looks like just as much of a poser as Obama. Reply Only a libtard (democrat) could possibly believe that. Reply OK, when i get to three drop the window and I’ll get Hinkley! Reply Reagan, the only President whose tie so closely matches the shade of wood on the foregrip of his rifle. Reply “Open that window, I can see some commies!!” Reply And then I told Gorbechav “TEAR DOWN THAT WALL”. Reply Duck Hunting is SOOOO much easier up here. Reply This is how I got Kennedy. Reply Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. NOW! Reply I see a teenager that appears to be organizing a community event in Honolulu…something very odd about this young man. Reply winner! Reply I’m tired of all these muthaf#ckin’ snakes on this muthaf#ckin’ plane!!! Reply I hope hes got enough ammo to take on the TSA agents sprinting down the jetway with rubber gloves! Reply Reagan was quoted “I saw that Twilight Zone episode and that was not Vic Morrow’s imagination” Reply screwed that up, it was bill shatner, Reply Alright, Mr Brady, where are you hiding? Reply “This is what I think of your ‘Right to Bear Arms’ *BANG*” Reply Ronaldus Maximus is, indeed, looking down on us from above, and he has a solution to our troubles. Reply On his recent trip to the Middle-East, Reagan points out Iran and shows everyone what he’d like to do to the Ayatollah Khomeini. 65 grains of diplomacy….here, have some. Reply “Listen, if anyone dares to call me The Gipper…” Reply How the air traffic controller strike was really settled. Reply So, we just take a right at St. Petersberg and *boom* – Cold War over. Reply When he was briefly CEO of United, Reagan took a very “proactive”, but ultimately unpopular approach to customer service complaints. Reply “Hey Brady, stop looking out the window, I’ve got something to show you.” Reply Well, let’s just see if my Secret Service agents are willing to take a bullet for me! Reply theres a snake on the plane Reply It has to be said that the press conference didn’t get off to a good start. Reply Oh the Fuddness. It hurts. That’s not a caption entry. That’s the truth. Reply That whole loss of cabin pressure from a single bullet hole thing is a myth. I’ll prove it. Watch this! Reply So…this is zeroed for 36,000ft, right? Reply First the air traffic controllers, now flight attendants! Reply “Are you Alzheimer?” Reply Doveryai no Proveryai. Reply For being considered right wing, he really seems like a “lefty”. Reply “Ugh, why do I have to do everything? I authorize these guys to be paid to end the Cold War…. alright drop the winder I’m gonna end this whole communism thing.” oh for all yall goin on bout trigger discipline look closely at the picture his finger is wrapped round the trigger guard not resting on the trigger… Reply Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes on this motherf***ing plane! Reply “I’m sorry sir, you appear to have exceeded you carry on limit…” I really wish AA staff could do this after being forced to unpack my carry on between Houston and Newark this year because some smug frequent flyer gets to put two bags in the overhead, just saying. Reply “Reagan! How could you?! Coming out as a leftie after all that rightie rhetoric!” “Yup! Snuck this right through security! TSA didn’t even bat an eye!” Reply I’d squeeze the trigger, but I forgot who I was supposed to be shooting!! Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.