Weekend Photo Caption Contest


h/t Rob W.


  1. avatar Jay1987 says:

    Quiet martha i got that wascally gorbechav in my sights… what… explosive decompression oh that’s a myth

  2. avatar William Burke says:

    “All right, Cheney, you poseur! Now DIE!!”

  3. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    This experimental AC-130 replacement was not a great success…

  4. avatar mlopilato says:

    Check it out, I’m Ronald Raygun.

  5. avatar PeterC says:

    Don’t they have these in a lefthanded model?

  6. avatar 505markf says:

    Gorby! Smile…

  7. avatar sophia says:

    Sandinistas crossing the border!

  8. avatar Roscoe says:

    John Hinkley, where are you?

    I wanna win one for the gipper.

  9. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

    See we have a universal tool if the emergency door doesn’t open!

  10. avatar Clay says:

    look a spider

  11. avatar Zahooee says:

    “…and then I told him. ‘Mr. Gorbachev…Tear down this wall.’ The rest didn’t make the news.”

  12. avatar peirsonb says:

    Ladies and gentlemen, this your captain. If you look out your windows you can see the Kremlin….

  13. avatar Larry says:

    Hey, see that black kid down there with the skittles? Watch THIS!

    1. avatar JWhite says:

      Thats messed up… but I laughed.

    2. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

      “Clean-up, aisle 5.”

  14. avatar nemsis says:

    Holy Shit Reagan shot JFK!!!

  15. avatar Swarf says:

    What, no hysterical complaints about trigger control when it’s the Gipper?

    1. avatar MacBeth51 says:

      My thoughts, too

    2. avatar BDub says:

      Perhaps he’s dry-firing it? He does have it shouldered. If he was sitting on the porch sippin’ some tea with his finger on the trigger, I’m sure people would howl. Context matters – in this case do we really know what it is?

  16. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “The source of Harrison Ford’s ad-libbed line was unknown until recent revelations about Reagan come to light…”

    Harrison Ford to terrorist, “Get off my plane!”

  17. avatar TRUTHY says:

    aiming at what all RepubliCONs aim at, UNIONS!!

    1. avatar Pat says:

      Or union bosses (think Hoffa).

    2. avatar Juliesa says:

      Why are unions anti-gun rights? The folks opposing the Colorado recalls got money from AFSCME, the AFL-CIO, and American Federation of Teachers, according to the Sunlight Foundation. I would think they’d be for the little people on this, but they’re just gun grabbers.

      1. avatar Julian says:

        They aren’t necessarily. What they are, are rabidly partisan. D>R under any and all circumstances in their world view.

  18. avatar JWhite says:

    ‘And I want an exit here… And here… And.. What’s that Deloris? We’re at 34,000 ft?”

  19. avatar dwb says:

    To the stewardesses: Nice scope. So, if the passengers act up, you don’t even even have to leave first class to put em down.

  20. avatar Adam says:

    “This is the rifle I took that punk ass JFK out with”

  21. avatar Derrick says:

    (In deep announcer voice) This summer, when the world is awash with nuclear weapons and needs a hero, one man, a rifle and his plane are on a mission, to stop Communism. With Ronald Reagan starring as Ronald Reagen, it’s STAR WARS (In Reagen’s voice) Reagen Shoot. Coming to a theater near you this October.

  22. avatar imrambi says:

    This is how a real presidents deal with terrorist!

  23. avatar zora says:

    The president demands a bigger window.

  24. I promised Iran I would test fire a few of them before we drop them off…

  25. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    It was a simpler time, and we had a kinder, gentler President…

    1. avatar Pat says:

      Gives new meaning to the phrase “Kill them with kindness”.

  26. avatar Dirk Diggler says:

    Damn FRench pussies . . .

  27. avatar SigGuy says:

    The Gipper insisted on testing every so called bulletproof window himself.

  28. avatar Sam Wright says:

    Hog hunting from Air Force One: It’s not illegal if the president does it.

    1. avatar Pat says:

      Hogs being liberals.

  29. avatar Paul53 says:

    I’ve got your gun control right here you Democratic pinko commie bastard!

  30. avatar Justin says:

    ” Mr. President, this is not what we had in mind for the SDI/Star Wars defensive strategy.”


  31. avatar jwm says:

    Hood rats do drive by’s. Presidents do fly by’s. Both are pussies. The kennedy’s beat them to death with golf clups or drown them. That’s hard core.

  32. avatar Bryan says:

    And right before Gorby, this is how I handled Putin Sr.!

  33. avatar tim.m says:

    President Reagan was aerial hog hunting before it was cool……………

  34. avatar Dave says:

    Where’s that smart a$$ Sam Donaldson?

  35. avatar Seek1234 says:

    “There was this icicle and it fell off the garage and it hit me.”

  36. avatar Jay W. says:

    I want the window seat – NOW!

  37. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    Well Nancy, we’ll just have to see for ourselves if Air Force One is indeed bullet proof. Now where did I put my jelly beans?

  38. avatar Lucas D. says:

    Buh-bye, Mr. Gorbachev!

  39. avatar Aragorn says:

    Let’s see Obama do this.

  40. avatar insertjjs says:

    Loose my bag, will you!

  41. avatar S.CROCK says:

    biden says buy a double barrel shotgun, well i say buy a bolt action rifle!

  42. avatar Paul53 says:

    All set, now get those deer and antelope playing!

  43. avatar Robert Seddon says:

    Here on Air Force One we do it THIS way ..

  44. avatar Jim March says:

    “I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”

  45. avatar Eric says:

    We begin sniping in five minutes…

  46. avatar racer88 says:

    How the AC-130 was born.

    “We’re gonna need a bigger gun.”

  47. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    Give me that thing … I’ll show you how Lee Harvey Oswald put five shots on target in three seconds shooting left handed with a right handed bolt action rifle.

    1. avatar Charles5 says:

      I have no idea if there was a second shooter or not and frankly, I don’t care. However, I did see an interesting video some years ago where some guys replicated the shooting (weapon, ammo, distance, trajectory, etc) and came to the conclusion that it was possible that several of the separate wounds could have been caused by one or two rounds tumbling and breaking apart. They calculated that that is was possible that all of the wounds on JFK could have been caused by just 2 rounds. Also, with practice, a lefty can shoot a right handed bolt action just fine. That being said, there could have been a second or third shooter, who knows. We will never know.

  48. avatar Rick says:

    “Let me see your ticket and First Class boarding pass. Now!”

  49. avatar AaronW says:

    The day he fired the striking Air Traffic Controllers, Reagan himself was on overwatch, making sure the transfer of personnel went smoothly.

  50. avatar Piet Padkos says:

    Spots Cheny, “Well, he sure looks like a deer from up here”

  51. avatar Chip says:

    And then slowly I turned….

    Step by step….

    Inch by inch….

    And then!

    1. avatar insertjjs says:

      Niagara Falls!

  52. avatar Timothy C says:

    Balance is good, Scope is clear and sharp. Does it come in a left hand model? HEY!!! I can see my house. This is one fine weapon. I want 10,000 ordered for our Special Forces. Any finish is OK as long as it’s black.

  53. avatar Pat says:

    “Ron Jr…..your such a disappointment”.

  54. avatar Erik says:

    Well, he looks like just as much of a poser as Obama.

    1. avatar Pat says:

      Only a libtard (democrat) could possibly believe that.

  55. avatar john says:

    OK, when i get to three drop the window and I’ll get Hinkley!

  56. avatar AaronW says:

    Reagan, the only President whose tie so closely matches the shade of wood on the foregrip of his rifle.

  57. avatar moparrob says:

    “Open that window, I can see some commies!!”

  58. avatar John says:

    And then I told Gorbechav “TEAR DOWN THAT WALL”.

  59. avatar Carl says:

    Duck Hunting is SOOOO much easier up here.

  60. avatar Gregory Athanas says:

    This is how I got Kennedy.

  61. avatar Todd S says:

    Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. NOW!

  62. avatar James1000 says:

    I see a teenager that appears to be organizing a community event in Honolulu…something very odd about this young man.

    1. avatar uncommon_sense says:


  63. avatar LongBeach says:

    I’m tired of all these muthaf#ckin’ snakes on this muthaf#ckin’ plane!!!

  64. avatar In Memphis says:

    I hope hes got enough ammo to take on the TSA agents sprinting down the jetway with rubber gloves!

  65. avatar KCK says:

    Reagan was quoted
    “I saw that Twilight Zone episode and that was not Vic Morrow’s imagination”

    1. avatar KCK says:

      screwed that up, it was bill shatner,

  66. avatar Steve In MA says:

    Alright, Mr Brady, where are you hiding?

  67. avatar Totenglocke says:

    “This is what I think of your ‘Right to Bear Arms’ *BANG*”

  68. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

    Ronaldus Maximus is, indeed, looking down on us from above, and he has a solution to our troubles.

  69. avatar Out_Fang_Thief says:

    On his recent trip to the Middle-East, Reagan points out Iran and shows everyone what
    he’d like to do to the Ayatollah Khomeini. 65 grains of diplomacy….here, have some.

  70. avatar Colt Magnum says:

    “Listen, if anyone dares to call me The Gipper…”

  71. avatar CarlosT says:

    How the air traffic controller strike was really settled.

  72. avatar Mark Horning says:

    So, we just take a right at St. Petersberg and *boom* – Cold War over.

  73. avatar CarlosT says:

    When he was briefly CEO of United, Reagan took a very “proactive”, but ultimately unpopular approach to customer service complaints.

  74. avatar B says:

    “Hey Brady, stop looking out the window, I’ve got something to show you.”

  75. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    Well, let’s just see if my Secret Service agents are willing to take a bullet for me!

  76. avatar watchmenlewis says:

    theres a snake on the plane

  77. avatar Gareth A says:

    It has to be said that the press conference didn’t get off to a good start.

  78. avatar John Fritz says:

    Oh the Fuddness. It hurts. That’s not a caption entry. That’s the truth.

  79. avatar Mark Chamberlain says:

    That whole loss of cabin pressure from a single bullet hole thing is a myth. I’ll prove it. Watch this!

  80. avatar Chris75 says:

    So…this is zeroed for 36,000ft, right?

  81. avatar Brad says:

    First the air traffic controllers, now flight attendants!

  82. avatar crm114 says:

    “Are you Alzheimer?”

  83. avatar Crunkleross says:

    Doveryai no Proveryai.

  84. avatar Patrick says:

    For being considered right wing, he really seems like a “lefty”.

  85. avatar Jay1987 says:

    “Ugh, why do I have to do everything? I authorize these guys to be paid to end the Cold War…. alright drop the winder I’m gonna end this whole communism thing.”
    oh for all yall goin on bout trigger discipline look closely at the picture his finger is wrapped round the trigger guard not resting on the trigger…

  86. avatar Chris75 says:

    Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes on this motherf***ing plane!

  87. avatar JuanCudz says:

    “I’m sorry sir, you appear to have exceeded you carry on limit…”
    I really wish AA staff could do this after being forced to unpack my carry on between Houston and Newark this year because some smug frequent flyer gets to put two bags in the overhead, just saying.

  88. avatar LouisC says:

    “Reagan! How could you?! Coming out as a leftie after all that rightie rhetoric!”

    “Yup! Snuck this right through security! TSA didn’t even bat an eye!”

  89. avatar AJ says:

    I’d squeeze the trigger, but I forgot who I was supposed to be shooting!!

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