Weekend Photo Caption Contest


[h/t Dr. Vino]


  1. avatar Matt in FL says:

    What has been seen cannot be unseen.

    1. avatar (Formerly) MN Matt says:

      Right? I go for 2 days without TTAG, and *this* is what awaits me. *facepalm*

      1. avatar SD3 says:

        The 1st O-bomb-a assault wave hits the beaches in Syria.

        Eye bleach at 11:00p.m.

        1. avatar shawn says:

          So, Obama should do nothing about Syria? Seriously, it was OK for Bush to lie to people about WMDs so he could finish Daddy’s war and then get us into other wars. But when Obama wants to do something right, no. So, is it because Obama is black or you just jumping the anti-Obama bandwagon and following the rest of the “sheepeople.”

        2. avatar Matt in FL says:

          Shawn, I feel like that wouldn’t make a very good caption.

        3. avatar Pat says:

          Nice one, Matt.

    2. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

      thanks for the up coming nightmare tonight

    3. avatar 16V says:

      This is what happens when the staff trolls /b/ for images.

    4. avatar Paul McCain says:

      I’d say this is one of the more disturbing images ever posted on TTAG. I really didn’t realize RF looks like that in spandex with a wig.

    1. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

      The 80s weren’t kind to Larry Flynt, not at all.

  2. avatar Gyufygy says:

    Hopefully, San Francisco, circa 2043.

    1. avatar Jon R. says:

      Welcome to Portland Oregon… Today.

    2. avatar Ropingdown says:

      The photo is, no doubt, from an in-the-works remake of “A Clockwork Orange.” Now, oh my droogs, my suffering knows no limit. But, my eyes pinned open, I see the new world, and repent with utmost sincerity.

  3. avatar jwm says:

    Steven Hawkings completes the last thing on his bucket list.

    1. FTW! I have tears in my eyes.

    2. avatar danelover100 says:


      1. avatar Ropingdown says:


    3. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:


    4. avatar Rich Grise says:

      FYI, it’s “Hawking.” No “s.”

      1. avatar jwm says:

        Misspelling aside, funny, right?

        1. avatar 16V says:

          Yes. Very.

          (Though I’ve seen that pic a hundred times in the last few months…)

  4. avatar gloomhound says:


  5. avatar jwm says:

    San Francisco chapter of MAIG parading in favor of gun control.

  6. avatar LongBeach says:

    Don’t poke fun. I pushed that guy around for 8 hours in those heels.

    1. avatar Matt in FL says:

      I think we’re done here.

      1. avatar Avid Reader says:

        I agree.

  7. avatar Samuel Suggs says:

    Lance, a regular commenter on The Firearms Blog takes a stroll with his beloved mum while commenting on the Pro’s and Con’s of every military small arm ever. In this instance he is comparing his Ak-107 to his type 69 DPRNK prototype.

  8. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

    The most recent inductee Justin Bieber joins MAIG.

    1. avatar S.CROCK says:

      Justin bieber couldn’t get that muscular ever if he took more steroids than alex rodriguez.

      1. avatar jwm says:

        I think Biebs is the one in the chair.

  9. avatar jwm says:

    Who says RF and Ralph don’t know how to have a good time?

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      Pfffft. I have better legs than the clown in that picture.

      1. avatar jwm says:

        Jeez, Ralph, he’s in a wheelchair. Of course you have better legs.

        1. avatar Julian says:

          Not a caption, but that is bar none the funniest thing in this thread…

  10. avatar Jerry R says:

    The annual Walmart AK 47 sale and I missed it……

    1. avatar Denny says:

      +1 This one is a winner

  11. avatar SigGuy says:

    Make a wish foundation is getting out of hand

  12. avatar loub says:

    Who hasn’t been this drunk?

    1. avatar Bob says:

      Fortunately, I have never been that drunk! At least I don’t remember ever being that drunk.

    2. avatar Bob says:

      Ten YEARS of therapy. Sitting in that room with a doctor and 7 other troubled souls. TEN Years. I finally got it under control, and learned how to deal with the demons.

      Then you show me THIS! I’ve set up an appointment with the good doctor, tomorrow morning.


  13. avatar Jason says:

    James Yeager…………the Later Years.

  14. avatar Brad says:

    Like. A. Boss.

  15. avatar Dann W says:

    My wife just told me that this picture is the only legit reasons she’s ever seen to ban guns.

  16. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Right: what CA thinks of gun owners
    Left: what gun owners think of CA

    1. avatar Not So 1337 says:


  17. avatar Ted G says:

    Seriously? How about a NSFW warning…

  18. avatar Haiku Guy says:

    “DO you find anything risible about my friend’s name … Biggus Dickus?”

    1. avatar surlycmd says:

      +1 for Python!

  19. avatar blehtastic says:

    Pink Pistols prove that Armed Gays Don’t Get Bashed

  20. avatar Michigunner says:

    A rare photo of a California gun confiscation in progress!

    1. avatar Denny says:

      Also a winner, need a tie breaker?

    2. avatar James1000 says:

      Dude, I am crying! Lmao

    3. avatar In Memphis says:

      We can end the “weekend” contest right here.

  21. avatar Al W says:

    Feinstein had a sex change but could not lose the heels!!!! Still ugly.

    1. avatar Denny says:

      This one is also good..and Yet.

      Feinstein on her day off with out her makeup from the mortuary and her prudish clothing.

      Medical proof that hormone therapy and sex reassignment did not work on Feinstein, an outing in San Fran with grand baby or something.

  22. avatar PCnotPC says:

    No, no, no! I said “Send lawyers,guns and money!”

  23. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Mikes caregiver misunderstood him when he said he needed a new tranny for his wheel chair van.

  24. avatar Ken says:

    “And in todays news we see a liberal couple celebrating not only their 1st amendment right, but their 2nd.”

  25. avatar Matt in Idaho says:

    In the end it was the libertarians who won the war…and everyone lived happily ever after.

  26. avatar Marty the Lett says:

    Hulk Hogan – the early years

  27. avatar A-Rod says:

    DOG before he became THE BOUNTY HUNTER.

    1. avatar 16V says:

      Thought that was a picture of his troll, err, wife…

  28. avatar In Memphis says:

    Dog The Bounty Hunter tries new shock and awe tactics

  29. avatar Al says:

    C’mon Barbie, let’s go party.
    Ooh ooh ooh yeah.

  30. avatar utdmatt says:

    Filming for Michael Moore’s newest feature “Assault Wheels” was postponed today in Hollywood over concerns brought up by newly proposed gun control laws slated to be passed in the state legislature. With the light criminal history of one of the main actors and the other being a minor it is believed that even letting them hold a prop gun loaded with blanks would result in a felony. Moore is considering using special effects as a replacement, but wants the film to be as gory as possible to get the highest ratings. As such he plans on shifting filming to Venezuela where he has ties to the local military.

    Wheels is the story of an unstable and wheelchair-bound High School student in San Fransisco who is taught by his weight-lifting Tea Party member uncle how to make his own fully-automatic AK-47 Assault Rifle at a “rifle building” party run by the local militia. After San Francisco passes a ban on men wearing high heels for public health and safety, the teen constructs an armored assault wheelchair from one of Bill O’Reilly’s TrackChairs and proceeds to rampage down the streets during the local gay pride parade.

    P.S. now my brain hurts from trying to think like a Hollywood liberal O.o

  31. avatar QWL says:

    The NRA’s new very liberal spokespersons are sure to diversify the organization.

  32. avatar AaronW says:

    “It isn’t gunwalking if we *wheel* them across the border.” Sez Eric Holder.

  33. avatar Denny says:

    The newest Mexican drug cartel sends their hit squad out for blood.

  34. avatar JoshinGA says:

    Nice airsoft AK collection he has there…

  35. avatar Bryan says:

    As a Taxpayer I’m NOT paying for Chelsea Manning’s wet dream!

  36. avatar AaronW says:

    In California, Handicapped parking permits are awarded by force of law, but defended by force of arms.

  37. avatar Robert Seddon says:

    Justin Bieber does NOT believe in GUN CONTROL, neither does his Nanny ..

  38. avatar Steve says:

    Progressives unite! Forward march!

    1. avatar B says:

      You know that’s not true. Gays and the disabled were the first one’s the Nazi’s sent to the showers. Eugenics is the #1 goal of progressives.

      1. avatar Piet Padkos says:

        Did they drop the soap in said showers?

  39. avatar Paul53 says:

    And they blame the gun!

  40. avatar Paul53 says:

    Somebody get me a large bottle of eye bleach STAT!

  41. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    Wheelchair carry on Fat Tuesday down on Bourbon Street?

  42. IDPA Sectional in Denmark.

  43. avatar Ralph says:

    The first gay marriage between cartel members in Guadalajara.

  44. avatar Crunkleross says:

    Chivaree…not just for hillbilly’s.

  45. avatar Fred DiVittorio says:

    OBAMA 2016 or else!

  46. avatar Joel says:

    Russian Army Sgts. Oleg and Sergey demonstrate the latest in Russian Army diversionary tactics

  47. avatar Dave's not here man... says:

    ‘MERICA! F^(K YEAH!!!

  48. avatar Tom says:

    “Look at those guns!”

    “He must work out!”

  49. avatar ensitue says:

    When Eros meets Mars, in Coral Gables, FL

  50. avatar Chip says:

    The Wheels on the Bus go ’round and ’round…

    SING IT!

    * waves gun in your direction *


    1. avatar Gregolas says:

      +1 for the “Dirty Harry” reference.

  51. avatar ensitue says:

    The new GOP?

  52. avatar J- says:

    Best “make a wish foundation” wish ever!

  53. avatar jwm says:

    Before making outrageous bets, be sure you can afford to lose.

  54. avatar jwm says:

    Somebody needs to inform Carl, that’s not the way to feel like a woman on the inside.

    1. avatar B says:

      Its like I always say, “Guy, girl? They’re all pink on the inside.” Wait wut?

  55. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    An East German prostitute in the red light district heads off with her John, a local gangster, to turn a trick.

  56. avatar BOOSH! says:

    Calllllll-i-fornnnnnia’ Dreeamin’ on sucha winters day…..California Dreamin’ on sucha winters daaaayyyyy

  57. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

    I wish they all could be California… No. No I don’t.

    1. avatar BOOSH! says:

      ….ok…..I’m officially turning this into a California Song Caption contest…….
      All I wanna do is have some fun
      Until the sun comes up
      Over Santa Monica Boulevard

      1. avatar 16V says:

        ‘Ceptin the gay day parade runs down Polk to Market as I recall. (So much ready tang for a straight dude in SF. Dog I miss it.)

  58. avatar MrVigs says:

    What time is your mom coming to pick you up!?!?

  59. avatar C says:

    10/10 would operate with

  60. avatar RealitiCzech says:

    Lysergic Acid Diethylamide.

  61. avatar Lucas D. says:

    In case you were wondering, this is the “that” that Meat Loaf won’t do.

  62. avatar Lance Herron says:

    Gun-rights, Gay-rights, make strange bed-fellows…

  63. avatar Sam Wright says:

    San Francisco approves open carry after it is shown to be a “life style choice”.

    1. avatar Fred DiVittorio says:


  64. avatar Asymmetric Solutions says:

    Sorry replied instead of posted: Here Goes.

    These guys are part of a highly secretive agency interrogation squad- operating under the name “Cooky Pile-driver” and “Guess Who Won’t Be A Virgin In Paradise” From 05 to 11they were turned loose in the cells of captured radical Islamists and after screams begging Allah for a merciful death they returned with the location of UBL.

    Recently, as part of operation – 6 inch Heels O Justice -they played 30 hours in the closet with Major Nadal Hassan.

    Agents Max “Lu Lu” Jacobson and his partner “Wheels” McGee said “Short Term Cellie Relationships with Al Quada guys?” “Yeah, we do that…. We do that like nobody else.”

    Salute them my friends…. Salute them.

  65. avatar Jeh says:

    The newest celebrity couple, Brook Hogan and Justin Bieber

  66. avatar Mike says:

    Obama deploys “special” forces to Syria

  67. avatar Frank says:

    Russia rewritten

  68. avatar Bob Kee says:

    Subject:body found
    The police department in the small hill country town of Fredericksburg , TX, reported finding a man’s body last Saturday in the early evening in the Pedernales River near the state highway-87 bridge.
    The dead man’s name would not be released until his family had been notified.
    The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting “someone” in Kerrville. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, 4 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 2 1/2 inch false eyelashes and an Obama T-shirt.
    The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

  69. avatar Dave's not here man... says:

    “Real Men of Genius salutes YOU Mr. San Francisco Second Amendment Outreach Activist… That’s a WHOLE lot of pride reaching out for a whole lot of Rights.”

  70. avatar John L. says:

    The new Arnold film needs some more time in editing…

  71. avatar B says:

    I have the weirdest boner right now.

    1. avatar BOOSH! says:

      Heh *nervous laugh* I thought I was the only one…….

  72. avatar Julian says:

    I got $20 in my g-string…

  73. avatar DH2 says:

    They see me rollin’
    They cryin’
    They runnin’ off trying to find some eye bleach.
    Trying to find some eye bleach.
    Trying to find some eye bleach.

  74. avatar Paul53 says:

    Guess it’s one of them flashbacks they warned us about back in the 60’s.

  75. avatar Paul53 says:

    If only they’d warned us 20 minutes sooner about the brown acid going around at Woodstock…….

  76. avatar Paul53 says:

    Vin Diesel and Steven Hawkins go on a bender!

  77. avatar Steve Cook says:

    C’mon bitches……….I’m ready to take over the world!!!!!!!

  78. avatar jwm says:

    “What are we going to do tonight. Brain?”

    “Same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world.”

  79. avatar AaronW says:

    I knew that Bernie Taupin was the driving force behind Elton John’s success, just not so literally.

  80. avatar Pat says:

    Will the last liberal in this city please turn out the lights.

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