Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar Chris. says:

    1964 Red Hat Society shooting team.

    1. avatar Matt in FL says:

      64? Knock 30-40 years off that, maybe.

  2. avatar RobertD says:

    We don’t have conditioner…

    We do have guns!

  3. avatar Bob Damon says:

    The ‘Big Stick’ working group at the 2013 MAIG conference. Bloomberg is 3rd from the right, but even in heels, is too short to be seen.

    1. avatar Bob Wall says:

      Heyyyy Bob – Notice the one on the right, standing in the culvert, is still the tallest? Got her second varsity letter in basketball.

  4. avatar Andy says:

    Far left one. “It’s a man baby.” – Austin Powers

  5. avatar Mark N. says:

    Les Femmes De La Resistance, 1918.

    The Leadbetter Sisters

    Annies Got Their Guns

    Guys and Molls

    Sorority Women Prepare for their Spring “Jungle Adventure” Dance… The men will be coming dressed as Tarzan

  6. avatar JoshtheViking says:

    The town’s less attractive women have to take Sadie Hawkins day extra seriously.

  7. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    And now we know why they called it the roaring 20s.

  8. avatar Mr. Lighter says:

    The Oscar Wilde Marksmanship Squad were anything but straight shooters.

  9. avatar ThayneT says:

    Some women prefer to bag their own furs.

  10. avatar jwm says:

    Badges. we don’t need no stinking badges.

    1. avatar Sammy says:

      Badgers! We don’t wear no stinking Badgers!

      1. avatar Bob Wall says:

        Nicely done, sir!

      2. avatar jwm says:

        They must bath their badgers regular to keep them from stinking.

  11. avatar Marty the Lett says:

    It’s the only long and hard thing we could get our hands on.

    1. LMAO. So many good ones this weekend. Glad we don’t have a prize…I wouldn’t want to have to choose the best one.

  12. avatar Naz says:

    What do you mean “We can’t vote.”?

  13. avatar Jesus says:

    “We’re watching “The View” and that’s final.”

  14. avatar KCK says:

    Here representing the future graduating class of 1938 at UW Madison, is the organizing committee for the first annual “Take Back the Night” rally. Although that was the official name, among the “girls” it was affectionately known as “We Own the Night”.

  15. avatar BLAMMO says:

    We’re armed but we’re not dangerous.

    Unless you want us to be dangerous.

  16. avatar Al W says:

    Early 30’s neighborhood watch…..Where is George when you need him?

  17. avatar StPatrick_TN says:

    “They don’t make ’em like they used to…and be thankful for that.”

  18. avatar Bob Wall says:

    Do these guns go with these shoes?

  19. avatar 505markf says:

    For the last time, were the WOMEN’S Rifle Team.

  20. avatar Zahooee says:

    …and the fine ladies of the town waited patiently for their husbands to return from a night on the town.

  21. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    bitchez ?

  22. avatar Stilicho says:

    Modeling the 1922 Fall line and accessories available from the Sears Roebuck catalog…

  23. avatar Dm says:

    No, no, no, maybe after a few beers, no, yes, no

  24. avatar Mick says:

    The Ukrainians have nothing on this bunch!

  25. avatar Nine says:

    Bringin’ home the bacon~

  26. avatar Blehtastic says:

    A few Buckeye coeds prepare for the big Michigan game.

  27. avatar vioshi says:

    The first rule of book club… Don’t talk about book club.

    1. avatar 505markf says:


  28. avatar Paul53 says:

    Yeah, Marilyn may be a “blonde bombshell,” but that doesn’t mean us brunettes are harmless!

  29. avatar A-Rod says:

    Patty Herst got her inspiration from these ladies.

  30. avatar John F says:

    As soon as WE GET the right TO VOTE, we are going to repeal the 2nd Amendment..

  31. avatar William Burke says:

    “Early candid photo from in back of Big Pink.”

  32. avatar Joel says:

    Tiring of the traditional Mah Jongg and Chinese auctions, the ladies of the Temple Beth Israel Sisterhood have branched out in an entirely new direction.

  33. These ladies are obviously making $80 per hour on the internet, I wonder if they know Janet’s best friend’s mom?

    1. avatar scottlac says:

      +1 You beat me to it.

    2. avatar JoshtheViking says:

      Good one.

  34. avatar Fyrewerx says:

    No really. Our husbands “wanted” us to turn these in for pairs of Nikes.

  35. avatar blahpony says:

    Moms Demand Bolt Action.

  36. avatar Crunkleross says:

    Hookers at the point were damn sure getting paid back in the day.

  37. avatar flboots says:

    We support Monica’s x-boyfriends wife for President.

  38. avatar jwm says:

    The women recruits said they’d go into combat and do their part. But they’d be damned if they did it wearing those tacky BDU’s and combat boots.

  39. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    Sigmund Freud’s cousins terrorized him at an early age, clearly demonstrating commonsense methods for dealing with ‘penis envy’….

  40. avatar Mike Crognale says:

    lots of funny captions here but what I want to know is: what are the rifles they are holding?

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Mike, they look like Springfield training .22s. Single shot bolt actions made at Springfield armory for training troops with when the issue rifle was the 1903 Springfield.

      Back in the day the government used to surplus things like this out to the DCM. I wouldn’t be surprised that these were donated to the school at no cost.

      We had one on the farm for general pest control duty. Dead accurate and built to a larger scale than most .22s. Great hog killer and beef killer.

      Girl on far right and the 3rd girl from the right look like they have some type of falling block rifle.

      1. avatar Herb says:

        I see a Springfield M1922 or two, a Winchester model 52, and a Winchester high wall .22. If I recall correctly, the M1922 was produced for basic marksmanship training following the Great War where accuracy in combat was sorely lacking. The availability of these rifles to the women suggests the photo dates from about 1928 or so.

    2. avatar troutbum5 says:

      Judging by the bolts and front sights, they look like “sporterized” ’03 Springfields.

      1. avatar jwm says:

        TB5, I’m not an expert on school rifle teams but I’ve never heard of one using 03 springfields, which are .30-06, for target practice. All the school teams I’ve heard of used either .22s or air rifles.

    3. avatar Ike says:

      Two early Winchester 52 rifles, two Springfield M1922 MII (probably), and two Winchester Windner style Muskets. Low wall Army surplus Windners were in .22 short, but the commercial versions could be bought in either short or long rifle.

  41. avatar Paul53 says:

    With the men folk fighting in Europe, the ladies tea club were ready should Hitler try to invade Ottumwa Iowa.

  42. avatar Eric says:

    Its that time of month and you came home 5 minutes late… Sucks to be you.

  43. avatar Esteve says:

    Only head shots girls. We don’t want holes in our fur.

  44. avatar Gregolas says:

    Our motto: ” Kill it, Grill it, Wear it to Church!”.

    1. avatar Chris says:

      LOL! Very nice.

  45. avatar Chris says:

    “This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.”

  46. avatar Guess says:

    Fat girls aren’t welcome round here…

  47. avatar gemalo says:

    I realize you had to stop with the links to hot Israeli swimsuit models, but this is entirely too far in the wrong direction.

  48. avatar Bob says:

    We’re looking for some husbands. There’s a good prospect over there!

  49. avatar jirdesteva says:

    To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything!

  50. avatar Tom says:

    The Lizzies
    The chicks are packed! The chicks are packed!

    1. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

      Warriors! Come out and plaaayyyiiiiaaayyyy!

  51. avatar tmm says:

    Forget the fathers…look out for the daughters with shotguns

  52. avatar Ric Allan says:

    No, it’s NOT a Saddie Hawkins type thing…

  53. avatar Avid Reader says:

    I think I see my grandmother. . .

  54. avatar 5spot says:

    Where’d y’all boys say that shine isat?

  55. avatar A. C. says:

    “The Newport Red Hat Society target shooting team awaiting for more red hats. After deciding that the red dot in the bullseye of their paper targets were too small, they pinned up their hats. This resulted in more bullseyes but, alas, after shooting the hats literally into shreds they must pause their practice until the local hatter comes through.” — Red Hat Society Northeastern Region News.

  56. avatar sbk510 says:

    After buying coats at the thrift store, we all got haircuts – buy one, get six free – on our way to the gun range.

  57. avatar Ely says:

    Guyss, I thought we agreed on a lingerie calendar shoot this year!

  58. avatar TheSav says:

    The women pictured prefer to conceal long guns under their long coats. As one woman said, “30.06 wins the 9mm vs 45 ACP debate every time.”

  59. avatar zora says:

    The furs aren’t going to kill themselves.

  60. avatar Steve D. says:

    1) You better not let these fugly ladies hear you call them “hags” – or it’ll be the last thing you say.

    2) There isn’t a bag in the world that’s thick enough to hide this amount of ugly.

    3) I wouldn’t let any of them hold my barrel!

    1. avatar Derrick says:

      I don’t think you’d have a choice, they’d take you by force.

  61. avatar MojoRonin says:

    Flappers and bolt actions, good times…well except for that pesky prohibition thing.

  62. avatar Conrad says:

    The one in the middle is the ring leader… and the hair stylist…

  63. avatar Paul says:

    Okay. Just where did you say that PETA meeting is?

  64. avatar Seek1234 says:

    PETA spokesperson: Ladies, lay down your furs!!
    [a bullet flies out and impacts him between the eyes, and he falls, dead]
    Queen Leonetta: PETA! Come and get them!

  65. avatar AaronW says:

    Clearly they’re getting ready for the buyback, as evidenced by the rifle with the crude taping job. The ladies will be quite pleased to know that for each rifle turned in, they will receive a Five Dollar Gift Card to the local secondhand thrift shop.

  66. avatar Steve Ramsey says:

    Would you like a blindfold mayor Filner?

    1. avatar Matt in FL says:

      I like this one.

  67. avatar Al says:

    Duck season!

    Wabbit season!

    MAN season!

  68. avatar TheSav says:

    Women’s suffrage from the rooftops!

  69. avatar Justin says:

    ” Yeah it’s real fur, what of it? “

  70. avatar Justin says:

    Their coats serve a multi-purpose role. Once flipped inside out they function as a ghillie suit.

  71. avatar Justin says:

    I’ve heard they hunt like a velociraptor, it’s the two you don’t see that’ll get you.

  72. avatar Pat says:

    The unofficial NRA Cheerleader squad met today for practice and were peeved that no one could find any ammo to bring to the session. They complained that their “new” uniforms wouldn’t allow for concealed carry (or conceal anything else) and refused to wear them. Heads will roll.

  73. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    Annie and pals, get your guns!

  74. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    Every wallflower has its thorns.

  75. avatar Mike says:

    “On this week’s episode of cheaters..”

  76. avatar Brad says:

    Badass Broads with Boltguns

  77. avatar Paul53 says:

    The school committee wasn’t taking any chances when they met with the parents of the young James Bond to discuss his antics in 8th grade.

  78. avatar Jeff Pederson says:

    Yargh, not a looker in the bunch…

  79. avatar TR says:

    In Soviet Russia, you make wife sammich.

  80. avatar Joseph B Campbell says:

    Home Guard?

  81. avatar Rodeo Jones says:

    Chicks with bang sticks will blow off your damn dicks.

  82. avatar AJ says:

    “Ethel” on the right there is packing another gun, you just can’t see it.

  83. avatar mig says:

    Bonnie and Brides

  84. avatar Mike says:

    7 The Hard Way!

  85. avatar Brum says:

    Chechian women begin self-beheading by rifle.

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