Weekend Photo Caption Contest

Come on, get creative. Unless you’re just too cool for school.


  1. avatar Patrick B. says:

    Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!

  2. avatar James Felix says:

    Say hello to my littler friend !

  3. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    tony montana’s son

    1. avatar sdog says:

      ha i was thinking the same thing, “I told you Don’t f*** with me!, you F*** with the best!

      now he just needs a shoulder harness to complete the outfit.

  4. avatar Silver says:

    Smith and Wesson’s new “My First Magnum.”

    OshKosh Safariland Jr. holster not included.

  5. avatar James Felix says:

    Pictured: average child in Ralph’s conception of an ideal society

    Just kidding Ralph… I know in your world he’d have better trigger discipline 🙂

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      No shit, but he looks like young Ralph.

  6. What? I have a thyroid problem.

  7. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    They are digging up anybody to bring back the 70’s rogue detective shows.

  8. avatar Jason R. says:

    Even at a very early age, Carlos’ parents knew it was a bad idea to nickname their son “The Jackal,” no matter how awesome it sounded.

  9. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    Johnny Depp’s illegitimate son just couldn’t stay out of trouble.

  10. avatar sdog says:

    “don’t make me finish dropping this hammer sucka”!

  11. avatar VA Pete says:

    Massad Ayoob in one of his earlier competitions.

    1. avatar Terry4Strokes says:


  12. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    What! You don’t remember the show Starsky and Hutch and Pee Wee?

    1. avatar sdog says:

      ha, starsky and “mini hutch”

  13. avatar Ralph says:

    “Okay, which one of you tall guys farted?”

  14. avatar Terry4Strokes says:

    Sing that Short People song again, I dare you!

  15. avatar David says:

    “This photo of the perpetrator was snapped shortly before the gunfight erupted. Upwards of 130 rounds were required from the SWAT team before the deviant was finally taken down. After repeatedly waving the assault pistol in the air, screaming “No” and “Mine” and stomping his feet when the police asked him for it, the scoundrel was deemed to be too great a threat. Due to his masterful disguise, police have yet to identify the criminal.”

  16. avatar Aaron says:

    1. Webster ran away from his adoptive parents in the late 1980s, turning white with fear even as he pulled the trigger on his .38 Police Special.

    2. “Wearing a drawn-on beard, flannel shirt and suspenders while awkwardly shooting a .38 is no way to go through life, son.”

  17. avatar BobG says:

    “I’m not going to tell you again: DON’T CALL ME KID!”

  18. avatar Sid says:

    Eenie, meanie, miney, hey mo!

  19. avatar Javier E says:

    Is this what became of “Baby Face” Finster?

    Cameras always make me short. But , this is ridiculous.

  20. avatar GS650G says:

    I said get me an ice cream from the man in the truck!

  21. avatar racer88 says:

    This is a new technology in firearms. This revolver can shoot around corners. Here’s how it works…

  22. avatar Freeport56 says:

    EL Brad Pitt !

  23. avatar Sam Wright says:

    I said ¨it´s my birthday.¨:

  24. avatar Redfish says:

    Yet another sicario for Los Zetas armed by the ATF.

  25. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    Eric Cartman: “Step out of the car please…”

  26. avatar sdog says:


  27. avatar Bruce says:

    “Boy – you picked the wrong town to haul ass through.”

  28. avatar Jason says:

    “I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.”

  29. avatar Bob H says:

    No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.

  30. avatar dan says:

    The ATF claims great success in its new “School to work Program” in Mexico City.

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