Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - July 26, 2013 93 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Best Case Scenario Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Thanksgiving Party Game Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Get Outta Here With That Noise Edition 93 COMMENTS Hold still, there’s a fly right about… Reply Alright now stand still this is gonna hurt Reply “I’ll get that itch for ya, pally!” “Thanks, chum!” Reply “Do you know how to use that thing?” “Yes, the pointy end goes in the other man” Reply Nice Zorro reference! Reply The force is strong with you young Jedi. Reply I told you I could cure that heart burn. Reply You put your right Krag in, and your right foot out, that’s what it’s all about! Reply Bulletproof this! Reply “lets add a button hole right about…..” Further proof that bayonet lugs are an evil feature. What happens when you run out of bayonet target dummies? Start using, um, bayonet target DUMMIES. “Of course it’s a rubber bayonet Senator Gun-Grabber. Now hold still….” Reply You may feel a little prick. Yeah? So what else is new? Reply Yeah, I did bring a knife to a gunfight. Got a problem with that, Sarge? Reply Dear Sarge, see what had happened was…. Reply When the sergeants are away, the boots will play. Reply Photo showing a 1917 Darwin Award finalist a split second before clinching first prize… Reply Hey bubba, hold me beer and watch this….. Reply Come at me, Bro! Reply yes! ^ Reply Winner. Reply Ding! Nailed it Reply The Captains who Teddy Roosevelt replaced famous words to his commander: Hay Colonel, Did I sharpen this enough??? Reply Its a Krag. That’s all that needs to be said. Reply Are you sure this “bullet button” is California legal? Reply They called him Chesty Puller for a reason. Reply I like this!!!!! Reply The sergeant depicted here took his job of “testing his men’s intestinal fortitude” a bit too literally. Reply After Phil posted this picture to Facebook someone saw it and reported it to police, bayonets and bayonet lugs are illegal in the state of New York. He was then sentence to 10 years because of its awful massacre possibilities. Reply I wanted to make a Trayvon Martin & George Zimmerman joke but both guys are white and no one is wearing a hoodie. Reply Bayonet 101: Stick em with the pointy end! Reply Obama care supporter. Reply “I think it says ‘S. A. 1912″. And there’s a flaming bomb or something on it”. lol Charlie Reply Get the point Marty? Get the point? Heehee……….uh oh! Reply “The Sequester had taken quite a toll on military medicine…” Reply hahaha! best one yet!! Reply Meet Mr. Pointy Reply Photoshopped! Reply No ammo around here either! Reply What I wouldn’t do for a Klondike bar Reply Manliest way to button a shirt Reply So THIS is why bayonet lugs are illegal in NJ… Reply Army tattoo removal procedure. Reply This will teach you to speedwalk in my neighborhood. Reply The surgeon said, one stab, twist and out come the cyst. Reply Achtung! Class you just don’t get it, so one last time and I will let Adolf show us what total gun control and a gun grabber looks like. Reply Little did the corporal know, this is GIJoe with his first (and last) generation body armor. Reply Damn, it’s NOT loaded!!! Reply Do your worst, it will only bounce off. Reply Pro-Gun v. Anti-Gun Reply What did you say about my momma, again? Reply They had invented the rifle, but hadn’t invented the bullet yet! Reply “Trust me, Joe, it really is rubber”. Those Germans sucker for it every time! Reply Your bayonet cannot hurt me, I am French… Oh, merde! Reply Honest, Sarge, I was just cleaning my bayonet and it went off! Reply Civilize ’em with the Krag . . . . 😉 Reply Cause a bayonet has more penetration power than a 30-40 Krag. Reply Superman, The Early Years Reply It’s ok, the Safety is on. Reply “Sarge says my bayonet needs to be sharp enough to shave chest hairs. Can I practice on your sternum bush?” Reply The early Obamacare death panels lacked a certain finesse. Reply I ‘m Johnny Knoxville – and welcome to Jackass! Reply After the tragic training accident it would be another 70 years before local police departments would once again issue bayonets. Reply A demonstration of the US Armed Forces new “green” ammo Reply In 90 odd years soldiers will whine about getting injured if they had to do this. Reply WW1: just another war millions of commoners were slaughtered in so their elitist masters could placate huge egos seeking glory and profits. Reply Lighten up, francis. It’s happy time. Reply Now one of us is supposed to lean into it… I don’t remember which one though. Reply gives a whole new meaning to stand your ground now doesn’t it. Reply Stick it to me Bro !!!!!!! Reply Seargent: There’s dirt on that front sight boy! Private: Huh, where? Reply Go on your front porch and make two thrusts in to the air! Reply lets see if your body armor is cut resistant. Reply Just hold still. I saw this on an episode of Tom And Jerry one time. Reply Are you sure it wasnt an episode of Itchy ans Scratchy? Reply “The brass insisted that weapons-testing be as realistic as possible.” Reply This will only hurt for a little while. . . Reply I’ll only put the [end] of it in… Reply “And the last step for the Army physical: does it hurt when I press here?” Reply common doc i can take it Reply Don’t bring a chest to a bayonet fight. Reply I think my front sight looks crooked, what do you think? Reply Just the tip?! Reply “I’ll cover your prick with my leaf” Reply “We’ve designed our Bayonet 101 class to be easy, and still only half of our students graduate. I just don’t get it.” Reply “Then you jab it like this, see, and…d’oh!…NEXT VOLUNTEER!….Then you jab it like…d’oh!…NEXT!” Reply Frigging D2 tool steel! Do you see that rust spot Steve? Reply It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye… or liver…. Reply Sarge demonstrates using dog tags as a bayonet shield. Reply Ok. You go first, then we’ll switch… Reply Unlike the Four Rules for guns, there is really only One Rule for bayonettes Reply When Marines play Mumble Peg… Reply The drill instructor, having provoked the conscientious objector that his mother had serviced the entire 2nd Marine Regiment, discovered, surprisingly enough, that even resolute pacifists have their limits. Reply Bro, do you even lift? Reply “No, you CAN’T have my gun … get the point?” Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! 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