Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - August 12, 2011 44 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Don your protective gear and let fly. ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: New Friends Edition Gun Meme of the Day: AR vs AK Edition Gun Meme of the Day: In The Dreams of Tyrants Edition 44 COMMENTS Time for some Whiffleball. Extreme Whiffleball ! Reply What’s she doing out of the kitchen? Reply Mwahaha Reply Haha that’s exactly why she’s fully loaded. Dangerous world out there (well out of the kitchen) Reply Does anyone actually win these contests? Reply I think it’s more a “share with the group” thing than an official trophy and prize. We’re still running a little gun-shy (no pun or irony intended) around TTAG HQ, when we read about the woman that sued a radio station after winning a contest. She thought she had won a TOYOTA. Turns out she won a Toy Yoda. So you can see why we’re a little reluctant to play for “keepsies.” Reply Even if the stakes were a TTAG t-shirt? Reply You could always follow in the footsteps of a true master of self-promotion http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No-Prize Reply I heard it was her own employer that had this “Toy Yoda” contest. Reply I recall hearing that that was at a Hooters, and the woman had worked her butt off to win a sales contest, only to have that trick pulled on her. She won the suit, I believe. Reply I warned him, just one more joke about my mother and I was going to get angry. Reply Welcome to my Tupperware party. How many pieces can I put you down for? Reply We can do this the hard way, or we can do this the easy way. Your choice. Reply Poor, young, naive Tim found himself back at the cougar’s lair with some tough choices to make. Reply Van, am I right that you’re a huge fan of Edward Gorey and Gary Larson? Reply Pick a hand…(note the nails in the end of the bat.) Reply Death Wish part 6. Reply Whoop ass for dinner again? Reply the groin protector is my favorite part Reply Now there’s a woman who really knows how to clean house. Reply When Bob’s friends called him pu**y whipped, they had no idea of the extent of the problem. Reply HA Reply Everyone agreed Sally should seek treatment for her PMS. Reply Nice one Van! I have no doubt that the late, great Edward Gorey would approve. Seriously though, is she totally hot, or what? Reply “They said Miss Johanson was heavy handed when it came to enforcing ‘quiet time’ at the elementary school library” Reply Anti-Riot Kit #3C Contents: 1 Compact UZI, 1 Set body armor (Small), 1 Spiked Louisville Slugger (Large) Reply Martha Stewart places her fingers in a few more homemaker pies… Reply 1. OK… enough screwing around… you WILL sit down and listen to my presentation about network marketing products. 2. Always wear your body armor label side OUT 3. If looks could kill… hers would slay an army. Reply My husband Barney used to work at Black Mesa Research Facility, before that little accident. (Okay, not everyone will get that one.) Reply lol Reply Honey, it’s time for sex! Reply You WILL join the Timotheans, whether you want to or not. Reply Bridge club: Beyond Thunderdome Edition Reply The Prime Minister’s wife had her own method for quelling the riots. Reply “In my right hand, I have the available option for self defense in the good ole U.S of A. In my left, England…” Reply YES, I’m a real blonde! Go ahead and try to check! Reply “NO! You make ME a sandwich! Reply Do these make my ass look fat? Ironically, Mary’s idea of safe sex prevented her from getting laid. Reply “Molon Labe!” Reply I have PMS and a gun, you will remember to put the toilet seat down or you will feel what giving birth to a porcupine backwards feels like. Reply Honey, I’m home. Reply And here is an ensemble from Zom-Tec’s Spring 1983 defense catalog. *Blouse also available in turquoise and hot pink* Reply Louise was ready for her first day as a LA public school principal. Reply Susie decided to show us her extreme Calvinball outfit. http://www.bartel.org/calvinball/ Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.