Weekend Photo Caption Contest

Don your protective gear and let fly.


  1. avatar James Felix says:

    Time for some Whiffleball.

    Extreme Whiffleball !

  2. avatar Slick Nick says:

    What’s she doing out of the kitchen?

    1. avatar IndyEric says:


    2. avatar Vinnie says:

      Haha that’s exactly why she’s fully loaded. Dangerous world out there (well out of the kitchen)

  3. avatar Van says:

    Does anyone actually win these contests?

    1. avatar Brad Kozak says:

      I think it’s more a “share with the group” thing than an official trophy and prize. We’re still running a little gun-shy (no pun or irony intended) around TTAG HQ, when we read about the woman that sued a radio station after winning a contest. She thought she had won a TOYOTA.

      Turns out she won a Toy Yoda.

      So you can see why we’re a little reluctant to play for “keepsies.”

      1. avatar Van says:

        Even if the stakes were a TTAG t-shirt?

      2. avatar James Felix says:

        You could always follow in the footsteps of a true master of self-promotion


      3. avatar Aaron says:

        I heard it was her own employer that had this “Toy Yoda” contest.

      4. I recall hearing that that was at a Hooters, and the woman had worked her butt off to win a sales contest, only to have that trick pulled on her. She won the suit, I believe.

  4. avatar TL671 says:

    I warned him, just one more joke about my mother and I was going to get angry.

  5. avatar Van says:

    Welcome to my Tupperware party. How many pieces can I put you down for?

  6. avatar Brad Kozak says:

    We can do this the hard way, or we can do this the easy way. Your choice.

  7. avatar Van says:

    Poor, young, naive Tim found himself back at the cougar’s lair with some tough choices to make.

    1. avatar Greg in Allston says:

      Van, am I right that you’re a huge fan of Edward Gorey and
      Gary Larson?

  8. avatar wade says:

    Pick a hand…(note the nails in the end of the bat.)

  9. avatar Gary says:

    Death Wish part 6.

  10. avatar Van says:

    Whoop ass for dinner again?

  11. avatar sdog says:

    the groin protector is my favorite part

  12. avatar Van says:

    Now there’s a woman who really knows how to clean house.

  13. avatar Van says:

    When Bob’s friends called him pu**y whipped, they had no idea of the extent of the problem.

    1. avatar Slick Nick says:


  14. avatar Van says:

    Everyone agreed Sally should seek treatment for her PMS.

    1. avatar Greg in Allston says:

      Nice one Van! I have no doubt that the late, great Edward Gorey would approve.

      Seriously though, is she totally hot, or what?

  15. avatar Kirk says:

    “They said Miss Johanson was heavy handed when it came to enforcing ‘quiet time’ at the elementary school library”

  16. avatar Gabriel says:

    Anti-Riot Kit #3C
    Contents: 1 Compact UZI, 1 Set body armor (Small), 1 Spiked Louisville Slugger (Large)

  17. avatar Mark says:

    Martha Stewart places her fingers in a few more homemaker pies…

  18. avatar Aaron says:

    1. OK… enough screwing around… you WILL sit down and listen to my presentation about network marketing products.

    2. Always wear your body armor label side OUT

    3. If looks could kill… hers would slay an army.

  19. avatar Chris Dumm says:

    My husband Barney used to work at Black Mesa Research Facility, before that little accident.

    (Okay, not everyone will get that one.)

  20. avatar freeport56 says:

    Honey, it’s time for sex!

  21. avatar Ralph says:

    You WILL join the Timotheans, whether you want to or not.

  22. avatar Gossven says:

    Bridge club: Beyond Thunderdome Edition

  23. avatar Bob H says:

    The Prime Minister’s wife had her own method for quelling the riots.

  24. avatar Nemesis says:

    “In my right hand, I have the available option for self defense in the good ole U.S of A. In my left, England…”

  25. avatar racer88 says:

    YES, I’m a real blonde! Go ahead and try to check!

  26. avatar Ben Eli says:

    “NO! You make ME a sandwich!

  27. avatar Van says:

    Do these make my ass look fat?

    Ironically, Mary’s idea of safe sex prevented her from getting laid.

  28. avatar Mr. G says:

    “Molon Labe!”

  29. avatar Walrusleather says:

    I have PMS and a gun, you will remember to put the toilet seat down or you will feel what giving birth to a porcupine backwards feels like.

  30. avatar DonWorsham says:

    Honey, I’m home.

  31. avatar Jason R. says:

    And here is an ensemble from Zom-Tec’s Spring 1983 defense catalog.
    *Blouse also available in turquoise and hot pink*

  32. avatar Silver says:

    Louise was ready for her first day as a LA public school principal.

  33. avatar Pat Carver says:

    Susie decided to show us her extreme Calvinball outfit.


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