Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar AaronW says:

    Even on the playground, “You use a pistol to fight your way to a rifle” still applies.

  2. avatar William says:

    Pol Pot displayed extraordinary leadership abilities at a very young age.

    1. avatar Kory says:

      I was thinking of something just as sinister, it had to do with Hitler because the photo looks to be about that time when the devil was once a child.

  3. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

    I said that normal capacity flash light is illegal, now hand it over!

  4. avatar racer88 says:

    A lesson in perspective. 🙂

    1. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:


    2. avatar BLAMMO says:

      Yeah, clearly the kid on the right is further from the camera than the kid with the gun. Still, he’s beyond the red line.

    3. avatar humpty says:

      And a little lens shift.

  5. avatar AaronW says:

    “Your sister and her friends saved you last week. But now it’s just you, me and the gun.”

  6. avatar AlphaGeek says:

    Shortly after Billy’s return from Young Republicans camp, he overheard his parents speculating that his sister was a Democrat and possibly a Communist.

  7. avatar My Name Is Bob says:

    Say what just one more time!!!

  8. avatar Davis Thompson says:

    Look out! There’s a liberal behind you!

  9. avatar Cliff says:

    “Support mental health or I’ll blow your brains out!”

    1. avatar My Name Is Bob says:


  10. avatar Voice of Reason says:

    “Okay, great. So when we’re grown up, in the Sixties, we can go to Vietnam and pose for an even better photo like this one!”

  11. avatar joe says:

    How about really poor taste?

  12. avatar Oddux says:

    Tonight at 10: FEMA Corps involvement in youth training.

  13. avatar Steve in MA says:

    “Vhere are your papers!”

  14. avatar imrambi says:

    You will be voting for gun control, right?

  15. avatar eugene says:

    molon la…… blah blah

  16. avatar scooter says:

    “Tag? TAG? Who is it NOW? That’s what I thought. Keep moving…”

  17. avatar JAS says:

    Militia practice drills….

  18. avatar 16V says:

    Today, little Timmy learns what his school’s “zero tolerance” policy really means.

    1. avatar Ing says:

      Ba-zing! Winner right here. No further attempts necessary.

  19. avatar EagleScout87 says:

    Children wanting to be heroes

  20. avatar RockThisTown says:

    First was registration, then confiscation. Now comes extermination.

    The penalty for wearing that hideous hat is death!

    Please, Spanky, don’t shoot Porky! It was all Darla’s fault!

    Dick Cheney on his first hunting trip.

  21. avatar Roscoe says:

    I’m gonna be famous, one day!

    – Nguyễn Ngọc Loan

    1. avatar Herb says:

      Wow! How do you do diacritical marks? And I like your “How about a nice cup of …”.

      Vietnam vet here, FWIW.

  22. avatar Bluliner says:

    I point it and take all your candy…that’s how the IRS works. Tomorrow we’ll build a shed and I’ll bring my Red Ryder to explain how FEMA works.

  23. avatar Run4 says:

    “Don’t worry, Carl, I safety checked it before we started recording!”

  24. avatar 60+ & Dan Wesson Rules says:

    For the life of me, with everything going on in Southern California, I can’t see the humor in this. I know I’m probably in the minority, but this is not responsible or safe gun handling at any age. Not funny.

    1. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

      See “A Lesson in Perspective” above.

      1. avatar 60+ & Dan Wesson Rules says:

        But that’s the point. Perspective is an editorial tool, and this was apparently made and presented to look like it mimics the age of Vietnam and Pol Pot. To what useful end?

        1. avatar GeneralTso says:

          Um, it was taken in 1943, so how could it “mimic” Vietnam and Pol Pot?

        2. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:


          As in: the child that the gun is apparently aimed at is *not* standing in front of the gun.

    2. avatar humpty says:

      Click through on the picture. Twice for a large size. It was taken in 1943, probably with a Speed Graphic that has a bellows allowing the lens to shift to bring them both in focus (as if the guns is pointed at the other boy’s head), even though they’re nearly standing next to each other.

      It’s also a cap gun.

  25. avatar Aharon says:

    Old-time America when kids could be kids and grown-ups had common-sense.

  26. avatar Billy says:

    “I’ll show YOU trigger discipline !”

  27. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

    “Psha. Yea, right, you’re going to disarm all of America someday. How ya gonna do that Bloomie?”

    “Like this.”

  28. avatar SGC says:

    And finally we see the reason Feinstien is such a gun control nut…a tragic childhood trauma on the playground!

  29. avatar Gyufygy says:

    The Mutant Extermination Squads started young.

    Some powers are better than others.

  30. avatar schizuki says:

    Once you’re in The Little Rascals, there’s only one way out.

  31. avatar Upstater says:

    Nobody understood just how serious Billy was when he told his parents he wasn’t going to school anymore. After serving his 32 year suspension from Michael Bloomberg Elementary School he returned just in time for recess…

  32. avatar Silver says:

    A proud future leftist practices his tolerance on a child with a differing view.

  33. avatar Bryan says:

    Now you said you liked my swastika drawing, didn’t you?
    Yes Adolf.

  34. avatar Rabbit says:

    “At a young age, Diane Feinstein learns the gun safety techniques that she will adhere to for the rest of her life.”

  35. avatar Bob says:

    Kids imitate adults.

  36. avatar ensitu says:

    The Harvard/Yale Day Care Facility:
    “Training Today’s Young Progressives for Leadership Positions In Tommorow’s World”

  37. avatar Mike the Hops Farmer says:

    A young Eddie Adams practices his photo style for future infamy.

    If you don’t know who Eddie Adams is, please look it up.

  38. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    Michael Bloomberg and Piers Morgan test the new 1943 Kevlar Dunce Cap!!!
    Unfortunately it worked!!!

  39. avatar In Memphis says:

    Little Billy was sadly mistaken for a dark gray Nissan Titan

  40. avatar pat says:

    Young Chuck Heston taking care of a future problem (Dianne Feinstein) before it begins.

  41. avatar jwm says:

    Great Lenin’s Ghost playing rehabilitate the capitilist.

  42. avatar Lone Ranger says:

    Don’t get me wrong, I truly like this web site a lot, however, I think poor judgment was used in selecting this particular picture for a game contest and is in bad taste right now.

    The world and media are watching things very closely, and the last thing we need is to look insensitive or foolish with this type of inflammatory display.

    Please consider selecting a different image and removing this ASAP. My 2-cents.

    1. avatar ensitu says:

      Your a shotgun owner arn’t you?

      You actually think that the media will be swayed by your ‘sensitivity’ to their Top Down supression of ‘1st A’ rights?
      Man, You have alot of Learning to catch-up on!
      A war is being waged against America by Progressives in persuit of the total destruction of America.
      Look around you, how many allies do you see comming to the aid of the American PPL?
      Why? Because they have already been enslaved by Progressive Opressors and they are scared witless that Big Brother will ‘disappear’ them.
      America is in a fight for survival!

      1. avatar TJ says:

        “Man, You have alot of Learning to catch-up on!”

        Says the guy with the most atrocious spelling and grammar on this post.

  43. avatar Skeev says:

    Even in grade school Major General Nguyen Ngoc Loan had an interest in execution.

  44. avatar TJ says:

    When Billy saw Timmy floating 4 inches above the ground, he knew it was time to take him out before this little Anti-Christ could destroy everything Billy loved.

  45. avatar Nick says:

    Damn! If I lived in America this kid would have been suspended and learned his lesson.

  46. avatar Ralph says:

    FPSRussia started his career at an early age.

  47. avatar Vioshi says:

    When they banned cowboys and Indians from the play ground, kids had to find a new game … Nazis and Jews seemed like a logical choice.

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