Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar imrambi says:

    From Russia with Love

    1. avatar Paul says:

      Gee it’s great being GAY, and playing with one’s gun.

  2. avatar Stant says:

    Why Dear God Why?

  3. avatar Jon says:

    I’m sorry I clicked on this link….now I will have nightmares tonight

    1. avatar wolfpack 46 says:


  4. avatar Ing says:

    Is that a high-capacity magazine you’ve got in there?

  5. avatar إبليس says:

    Leopold and Loeb as hipsters.

  6. avatar bobby b says:

    Mom said we could invade Moscow as long as we didn’t get our clothes dirty!

  7. avatar racer88 says:

    FPS Russia has taken his videos in a new direction.

    1. avatar In Memphis says:

      And still no hearing and eye protection!

  8. avatar racer88 says:

    “Does this gun make my ass look big?”

  9. avatar QWL says:

    This is low drag, but are we high speed?

  10. avatar keepingitsimple4you says:

    Metrosexual this!

  11. avatar Slayer1am says:

    I’m compensating for having a deathly pale, scrawny body.

  12. avatar MotoJB says:

    WTF? Imagery I didn’t need.

  13. avatar pat says:

    The possible captions are endless…….and none of them can end well.

  14. avatar pat says:

    Breaking out of a Death camp.

  15. avatar Bryan says:

    Let me do it Yuri, you’ve been shootin’ blanks lately

  16. avatar JC says:

    “Hey dude, wanna see my muzzle brake?”

  17. avatar GS650G says:

    Bring back the Israeli supermodels. Please.

  18. avatar pat says:

    Forcibly demanding a refund for fake steroids.

    1. avatar Matt in FL says:

      Forcibly demanding a refund for fake steroids.

      This one gets my vote.

  19. avatar jwm says:

    The militant entry into the gay pride parade.

  20. avatar Blinky Pete says:

    Now THIS is a vacation!!

    *Note – I actually saw this movie! It’s about the present day mafia in Sicily, and these two kids ripped their guns off and decided to shoot them into water in their underpants for some reason.

    1. avatar janklow says:

      not Sicily; it’s about Camorra types in Naples

      1. avatar Blinky Pete says:

        Ah, my mistake. It’s been a while.

      2. avatar Patrick says:

        So what is the name of the movie? 🙂

        1. avatar BlinkyPete says:


          I had to Google it. It was decent.

  21. avatar racer88 says:

    So, it’s NOT true that if we got wet our guns would shrink. But, our underwear did! And, DAMN, that water was COLD!

  22. avatar SDFreeman says:

    Pee Wee Herman and his live in lover, blast their loads together.

  23. avatar Avid Reader says:

    Jesus H, Dan. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. . .

  24. avatar okto says:

    Hurry Ivan! Mermaid will get away!

  25. avatar Steve in MA says:

    Don’t go to gomorrah

  26. avatar FPS Luxembourg says:

    Is that a magazine in your Underoos or are you just happy to see me?

  27. avatar Lance says:

    After all the budget cuts here is the new type of camo: natural skin color!!! LOL

  28. avatar sanchanim says:

    Apparently run and gun was the new hot thing at the nudist colony. Most however thought it was a sexual reference, boy were they wrong!

  29. avatar The smiling swordsman says:

    The first valid argument against open carry.

  30. avatar KY1911 says:

    Convinced their Underoos give them super-human strength, Yevgeny and Boris attempt the feared Spetznaz “Hell Week.”

  31. avatar SAXYLAZY says:

    How REAL men shoot their guns

  32. avatar ensitu says:

    Raised on Michele Obama’s Smart Foods Program

  33. avatar Zack says:

    “Once upon a time in former Soviet Russia”

  34. avatar DisThunder says:

    The Eastern Bloc’s “Douchebag Clothes for Guns” program has taken many Ed Hardy and Couture items safely off the streets, where they can no longer hurt anyone.

    1. avatar ensitu says:

      This has promise

  35. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    Is that a spare magazine I see in your shorts??????

  36. avatar Gregolas says:

    “Tonight on TMZ, rejected plots for ‘Big Bang Theory’……”

  37. avatar I_Like_Pie says:

    Say hello to my little friend…..um….not that one.

  38. avatar Robin says:

    “See. I told you this SEAL stuff isn’t as hard as they make it look.”

  39. avatar Bob says:

    When did they say we get uniforms? I’m cold.

  40. avatar In Memphis says:

    In Soviet Russia, tightey whities wear you!

  41. avatar Henrik says:

    This image is from a really good Italian gangster movie called “Gomorrah”.


    1. Aye, great flick about Corruption in Naples, Italy.

  42. avatar ensitu says:

    Portlandia goes on location and plays nerf shooter

  43. avatar Average_Casey says:

    Leave it to Europeans to make shooting guns look gay.

  44. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    The Blue Oyster Bar is having a Beer, Guns and Buns lakeside cookout this weekend.
    Yuri and Josef test their equipment before the show starts!!

    1. avatar In Memphis says:

      And cue the Blue Oyster theme as Proctor or Coplan and Blanks bust through the door!

  45. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    “Call me a gay bitch now you little dyke. I’ve got my Comrade Carlinski in his Captain America Underoos here for back up”!!!!!
    “What….Nothing to say now???!!!”

  46. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    The Skipper and Gilligan before they bought the SS Minnow!!

  47. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    Bob Costas and Bill O’Rielly enjoy their newly formed friendship on their first weekend away from work!!!!!!

  48. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

    “The less famous victims of Scott Tenorman exact their revenge.”

  49. avatar Abraham says:

    Is Russian Spetznaz training, comrade!

  50. Hymmmn, i guess, Even “Gays”, have the Right, to carry Weapons!…[But, isn’t it a “Fashion”, faux Pas; not to have you “Gun”, matching your Shoes, and “Bag”?…].

  51. avatar In Memphis says:

    Lady GaGas fashionable body guards.

    Certainly these guys wont stand out when the boss is wearing a dress made of raw bacon.

  52. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    Thanks for the nightmare I’m going to have now………

  53. avatar karlb says:

    After years of vacuous arguments, the gun-control lobby finally found an emotional appeal that worked: “assault rifle” owners look like dorks.

  54. avatar Hal says:

    Once into adulthood, the victims of Jerry Sandusky decided to KEEP IT REAL…

  55. avatar Jon B says:

    In an effort to demonstrate his support for the 2nd Amendment, Mayor Bloomberg launches the first city sponsored gun show during N.Y. fashion week.

  56. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    These two gentlemen grew tired of insults about their Speedos and decided to instill the proper respect.

  57. avatar John says:

    Will cold water shrinkage turn this into a AUG?

  58. avatar Leo338 says:

    I didn’t know Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory liked to shoot guns in his undies.

  59. avatar Sam says:

    Gomorrah was a hell of a movie. Really unsettling, but a must watch.

  60. avatar Steve says:

    “Italian gun culture, 4.0. Not approved by Bob Costas because he is a bigot.”

  61. avatar Sammy says:

    Russia develops invisibility suit. Bugs remain a problem.

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