Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - December 7, 2012 76 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Case of the Mondays Edition Gun Meme of the Day: I’m Not Mad I’m Disappointed Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Your Next Task Edition 76 COMMENTS From Russia with Love Reply Gee it’s great being GAY, and playing with one’s gun. Reply Why Dear God Why? Reply I’m sorry I clicked on this link….now I will have nightmares tonight Reply 1000++++++ Reply Is that a high-capacity magazine you’ve got in there? Reply Leopold and Loeb as hipsters. Reply Mom said we could invade Moscow as long as we didn’t get our clothes dirty! Reply FPS Russia has taken his videos in a new direction. Reply And still no hearing and eye protection! Reply “Does this gun make my ass look big?” Reply This is low drag, but are we high speed? Reply Metrosexual this! Reply I’m compensating for having a deathly pale, scrawny body. Reply WTF? Imagery I didn’t need. Reply The possible captions are endless…….and none of them can end well. Reply Breaking out of a Death camp. Reply Let me do it Yuri, you’ve been shootin’ blanks lately Reply “Hey dude, wanna see my muzzle brake?” Reply Bring back the Israeli supermodels. Please. Reply Forcibly demanding a refund for fake steroids. Reply Forcibly demanding a refund for fake steroids. This one gets my vote. Reply The militant entry into the gay pride parade. Reply Now THIS is a vacation!! *Note – I actually saw this movie! It’s about the present day mafia in Sicily, and these two kids ripped their guns off and decided to shoot them into water in their underpants for some reason. Reply not Sicily; it’s about Camorra types in Naples Reply Ah, my mistake. It’s been a while. Reply So what is the name of the movie? 🙂 Reply http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gomorrah_%28film%29 I had to Google it. It was decent. So, it’s NOT true that if we got wet our guns would shrink. But, our underwear did! And, DAMN, that water was COLD! Reply Pee Wee Herman and his live in lover, blast their loads together. Reply Jesus H, Dan. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. . . Reply Hurry Ivan! Mermaid will get away! Reply Don’t go to gomorrah Reply Is that a magazine in your Underoos or are you just happy to see me? Reply After all the budget cuts here is the new type of camo: natural skin color!!! LOL Reply Apparently run and gun was the new hot thing at the nudist colony. Most however thought it was a sexual reference, boy were they wrong! Reply The first valid argument against open carry. Reply Convinced their Underoos give them super-human strength, Yevgeny and Boris attempt the feared Spetznaz “Hell Week.” Reply How REAL men shoot their guns Reply ghey Reply Raised on Michele Obama’s Smart Foods Program Reply “Once upon a time in former Soviet Russia” Reply The Eastern Bloc’s “Douchebag Clothes for Guns” program has taken many Ed Hardy and Couture items safely off the streets, where they can no longer hurt anyone. Reply This has promise Reply Is that a spare magazine I see in your shorts?????? Reply “Tonight on TMZ, rejected plots for ‘Big Bang Theory’……” Reply Say hello to my little friend…..um….not that one. Reply “See. I told you this SEAL stuff isn’t as hard as they make it look.” Reply When did they say we get uniforms? I’m cold. Reply In Soviet Russia, tightey whities wear you! Reply This image is from a really good Italian gangster movie called “Gomorrah”. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0929425/ Reply +1 Reply Aye, great flick about Corruption in Naples, Italy. Reply Portlandia goes on location and plays nerf shooter Reply Leave it to Europeans to make shooting guns look gay. Reply The Blue Oyster Bar is having a Beer, Guns and Buns lakeside cookout this weekend. Yuri and Josef test their equipment before the show starts!! Reply And cue the Blue Oyster theme as Proctor or Coplan and Blanks bust through the door! Reply “Call me a gay bitch now you little dyke. I’ve got my Comrade Carlinski in his Captain America Underoos here for back up”!!!!! “What….Nothing to say now???!!!” Reply The Skipper and Gilligan before they bought the SS Minnow!! Reply Bob Costas and Bill O’Rielly enjoy their newly formed friendship on their first weekend away from work!!!!!! Reply “The less famous victims of Scott Tenorman exact their revenge.” Reply Is Russian Spetznaz training, comrade! Reply Borat’s Army? Reply Hymmmn, i guess, Even “Gays”, have the Right, to carry Weapons!…[But, isn’t it a “Fashion”, faux Pas; not to have you “Gun”, matching your Shoes, and “Bag”?…]. Reply Lady GaGas fashionable body guards. Certainly these guys wont stand out when the boss is wearing a dress made of raw bacon. Reply Thanks for the nightmare I’m going to have now……… Reply After years of vacuous arguments, the gun-control lobby finally found an emotional appeal that worked: “assault rifle” owners look like dorks. Reply Once into adulthood, the victims of Jerry Sandusky decided to KEEP IT REAL… Reply In an effort to demonstrate his support for the 2nd Amendment, Mayor Bloomberg launches the first city sponsored gun show during N.Y. fashion week. Reply These two gentlemen grew tired of insults about their Speedos and decided to instill the proper respect. Reply Will cold water shrinkage turn this into a AUG? Reply FTW Reply I didn’t know Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory liked to shoot guns in his undies. Reply Gomorrah was a hell of a movie. Really unsettling, but a must watch. Reply “Italian gun culture, 4.0. Not approved by Bob Costas because he is a bigot.” Reply Russia develops invisibility suit. Bugs remain a problem. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.