Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar Mark says:

    So, they finally built a .46!

  2. avatar jwm says:

    Restraining order my ass.

  3. avatar James says:

    Dude is thinking….”Damn she has a tight grip.”

  4. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    Now hold it steady!!! Ladies this is how you stop other women from wearing white after MayDay!!
    Ladies Ladies!! Settle down!! Everyone will get the chance to “Shoot the Johnson off the Rapist”. Be patient!!

    1. avatar JPD says:

      Now that’s hysterical !!

  5. avatar Armchair Command'oh says:

    It’s just like a Tupperware party, except with more awesome.

  6. avatar JPD says:

    YES!! Knowledge is power. Now, let’s get ALL the gun ignorant people to the range. FREE firearm safety classes for all !!!!!!!

  7. avatar إبليس says:

    That’ll teach Elvis to reject my advances!

  8. avatar jake says:

    Who says there is no cure for PMS.

  9. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

    “Has your wife always had balls the size of Cue Balls?”

  10. avatar bontai Joe says:

    Mrs. Jeff Cooper showing her friends what her husband has been teaching her.

  11. avatar Steve in MA says:

    “don’t forget to stroke the slide”

  12. avatar AaronW says:

    New photographic evidence comes to light that the transition from the cup-and-saucer hold to Weaver was a bit awkward…

  13. avatar Diorama says:

    Is that Sarah Brady when she was young?!

  14. avatar freeport56 says:

    “…and that is how you shoot a Zombie Melody!”

  15. avatar Liberty2Alpha says:

    “Ralph? Is that one of your toe nail clippings on the end?”

    “No, Dear. That’s the front sight.”

  16. avatar bobby b says:

    “I love your daughter,” he had told Mrs. Simpson, “and we’re going to be married”, and it had all gone quite smoothly until he mentioned his work with the Brady Campaign.

  17. avatar wolfpack 46 says:

    good breathing, now wait until you can see the white of their eyes, squeezzzzz.

  18. avatar VSN says:

    Ma’am, you buy one o’ dees, and I guarantee you ain’t gonna have no problems with no more cock-a-roaches.

  19. avatar Snarko says:

    Double jointed vampires admire the Amerikanski 1911!

  20. avatar 16V says:

    Ma’m, I’m from the future. If you don’t shoot and kill your TV now, it’ll spend the next 45 years trying to control you.

  21. avatar Brick says:

    “That’s right, when he threatens to punch you in the OTHER eye, just give this lever here a little squeeze.”

  22. avatar JBeechel says:

    “Look, toots, there ain’t no bullets in this thing. Ain’t no way I’m letting a dame near a loaded gun”

  23. avatar brant says:

    Bill…put your other hand in your pocket!

  24. avatar AZRon says:

    “Make your own damn sammich!”

  25. avatar Frank Williams says:

    Agnes and her friends make their annual preparations for the Black Friday sale at Walmart.

  26. avatar flboots says:

    If he don’t get his hand off my ass, I’m going to use him as a target.

  27. avatar Don Curton says:

    “Shrink it and Pink it” my ass, I want the biggest, baddest damn gun they make for when that sumbitch comes back through my doorway!

  28. avatar ensitu says:

    Prepping for Sandy II

  29. I don’t know Marge…A 4″ barrel? Looks more like 6″ to me.

  30. avatar JDB says:

    And here kid’s we have an example of Life in New York City before the communist occupation.

  31. avatar Mike says:

    “OK, look through the sights. Do you see that over there? That’s the kitchen. Now get in there and cook me dinner”

  32. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    Ok now this is the stance and grip you will need when the sales lady tells you that the dress and hat you want is no longer on sale!!!
    It really says you mean business!!

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