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  1. Now hold it steady!!! Ladies this is how you stop other women from wearing white after MayDay!!
    Ladies Ladies!! Settle down!! Everyone will get the chance to “Shoot the Johnson off the Rapist”. Be patient!!

  2. YES!! Knowledge is power. Now, let’s get ALL the gun ignorant people to the range. FREE firearm safety classes for all !!!!!!!

  3. “Ralph? Is that one of your toe nail clippings on the end?”

    “No, Dear. That’s the front sight.”

  4. “I love your daughter,” he had told Mrs. Simpson, “and we’re going to be married”, and it had all gone quite smoothly until he mentioned his work with the Brady Campaign.

  5. Ma’am, you buy one o’ dees, and I guarantee you ain’t gonna have no problems with no more cock-a-roaches.

  6. Ma’m, I’m from the future. If you don’t shoot and kill your TV now, it’ll spend the next 45 years trying to control you.

  7. “That’s right, when he threatens to punch you in the OTHER eye, just give this lever here a little squeeze.”

  8. “Shrink it and Pink it” my ass, I want the biggest, baddest damn gun they make for when that sumbitch comes back through my doorway!

  9. “OK, look through the sights. Do you see that over there? That’s the kitchen. Now get in there and cook me dinner”

  10. Ok now this is the stance and grip you will need when the sales lady tells you that the dress and hat you want is no longer on sale!!!
    It really says you mean business!!

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