Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - November 2, 2012 34 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Birth Control Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Gun Vote Edition Gun Meme of the Day: House Husband Edition 34 COMMENTS So, they finally built a .46! Reply Restraining order my ass. Reply Dude is thinking….”Damn she has a tight grip.” Reply Now hold it steady!!! Ladies this is how you stop other women from wearing white after MayDay!! OR Ladies Ladies!! Settle down!! Everyone will get the chance to “Shoot the Johnson off the Rapist”. Be patient!! Reply Now that’s hysterical !! Reply It’s just like a Tupperware party, except with more awesome. Reply YES!! Knowledge is power. Now, let’s get ALL the gun ignorant people to the range. FREE firearm safety classes for all !!!!!!! Reply That’ll teach Elvis to reject my advances! Reply Who says there is no cure for PMS. Reply “Has your wife always had balls the size of Cue Balls?” Reply Mrs. Jeff Cooper showing her friends what her husband has been teaching her. Reply “don’t forget to stroke the slide” Reply New photographic evidence comes to light that the transition from the cup-and-saucer hold to Weaver was a bit awkward… Reply Is that Sarah Brady when she was young?! Reply “…and that is how you shoot a Zombie Melody!” Reply “Ralph? Is that one of your toe nail clippings on the end?” “No, Dear. That’s the front sight.” Reply “I love your daughter,” he had told Mrs. Simpson, “and we’re going to be married”, and it had all gone quite smoothly until he mentioned his work with the Brady Campaign. Reply good breathing, now wait until you can see the white of their eyes, squeezzzzz. Reply Ma’am, you buy one o’ dees, and I guarantee you ain’t gonna have no problems with no more cock-a-roaches. Reply Double jointed vampires admire the Amerikanski 1911! Reply Ma’m, I’m from the future. If you don’t shoot and kill your TV now, it’ll spend the next 45 years trying to control you. Reply “That’s right, when he threatens to punch you in the OTHER eye, just give this lever here a little squeeze.” Reply “Look, toots, there ain’t no bullets in this thing. Ain’t no way I’m letting a dame near a loaded gun” Reply Bill…put your other hand in your pocket! Reply “Make your own damn sammich!” Reply Agnes and her friends make their annual preparations for the Black Friday sale at Walmart. Reply lol Reply If he don’t get his hand off my ass, I’m going to use him as a target. Reply “Shrink it and Pink it” my ass, I want the biggest, baddest damn gun they make for when that sumbitch comes back through my doorway! Reply Prepping for Sandy II Reply I don’t know Marge…A 4″ barrel? Looks more like 6″ to me. Reply And here kid’s we have an example of Life in New York City before the communist occupation. Reply “OK, look through the sights. Do you see that over there? That’s the kitchen. Now get in there and cook me dinner” Reply Ok now this is the stance and grip you will need when the sales lady tells you that the dress and hat you want is no longer on sale!!! It really says you mean business!! Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.