Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar jwm says:

    “We really need a woman.”

    1. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

      hope they don’t use it as a sex toy OUCH…

  2. avatar Will says:

    Brokeback Mountain 2 — The Pioneer days.

  3. avatar Brennan says:

    Sharing is caring.

  4. avatar barnslayer says:

    Though not as famous as Chang and Eng, siamese twins Wilbert and Delman made a comfortable living competing in the sporting clays circuit.

  5. “My what a Long Rifle you have Johnson!”

  6. avatar Mike S says:

    “……and the new city of San Francisco was founded……”

  7. avatar loub says:

    Does this rifle make us look gay?

    1. avatar ready,fire,aim says:


  8. avatar ensitu says:

    ARGH! You beat me too it!

  9. avatar imrambi says:

    You mean we have to share?

  10. avatar Hammy Hamster says:

    “Two Yankees, one gun”

  11. avatar إبليس says:

    Remember when gay men used to be men? Pepperidge farm remembers.

    Pre-Stonewall, post Stonewall Jackson.

    1. avatar barnslayer says:

      What’s with the moslem/ satan name?

  12. avatar إبليس says:

    Lefty needs a beard.

    1. Lefty has a beard – her name is Sarah.

      1. avatar Human Being says:


  13. And now we meet Ron Swanson’s 2 dads.

  14. avatar Wiebelhaus says:

    Don’t like gays aye? frankly, we don’t give a damn.

  15. avatar Moonshine says:

    Please, do go on about how our marriage cheapens your marriage.

  16. avatar AaronW says:

    Obvious proof that “smile, wait for flash” carried a different meaning back in the mid-19th century.

  17. avatar 16V says:

    Cover Photo

    Fifty Shades of Sepia

    1. avatar Kelly in GA says:

      ^This^ is what Charlie Sheen was referring to when he came out as a coke fiend.

  18. avatar Paul M says:

    Daryl and his brother Daryl were the first to embrace same sex marriage in the mountains. Note that it’s a single barrel gun signifying a formal ceremony.

    1. avatar barnslayer says:

      Sorry, that’s a side by side shotgun.

  19. avatar Aharon says:

    The dude on the left expresses early NYC street gang affinity sign language with the strategic placement of his fingers over the shotgun’s receiver.

    In other news, everyone worries where Dan Zimmerman spends his time on the Internet.

  20. avatar Steve in MA says:

    But i don’t wanna be the little spoon again

  21. avatar Pat Carver says:

    Photographic proof of how difficult it is for the idiot at the range with the bad rifle handling habits to hurt you if you just get close enough to him.

  22. avatar ensitu says:

    Bobby: Fargo
    Fargo: Bobby
    now dress like Hipsters before PPL start to talk

  23. avatar Matt in SD says:

    The first party to like gays and guns wins!!!

    1. avatar Carrymagnum says:


  24. avatar Johnny says:

    “Photo Taken on October 23rd, 2012 by two hipsters”

  25. avatar Phil H says:

    Like we could not see the theme of these responses coming. I never cease to be amazed by the speed with which guys will run to homophobia, given the slightest provocation. What’s more interesting to me as an amateur historian is the greater allowance for affection between men in the 19th century that photographs like this one reflect, and which can also be found in the journals and letters of the time (and I’m talking about simple affection here – not sex and not being gay, as the latter word did not exist then, nor was the concept of gayness understood or even discussed). Sorry, I know, I’m supposed to be writing a funny caption… I’m feeling academic this morning, I guess.

      1. avatar Carrymagnum says:

        I don’t think anyone here is trying to be mean. Laugh a little.

  26. avatar Sergio says:

    And the conjoined twins go shooting…

  27. avatar Tarrou says:

    Phil, I don’t see a lot of homophobia on display. Referencing gays is not homophobic. Grow a set of humor, “Pre-Stonewall, Post Stonewall Jackson” is fucking gold. A significant proportion of the jokes referencing sexuality are explicitly pro-gay, and even the ones that aren’t are mostly ambiguous. But kudos to you for having your period panties on this morning and running directly to offense. You see what I did there? I could have gone homophobic, but went misogynistic instead. Feel free to make assumptions about my character and politics now, it’s that season.

    1. avatar Skyler says:

      I think you misunderstood him, Tarrou. He’s saying the emphasis on homosexuality in our society nowadays (there’s a quota for them on every tv show, it seems) that we no longer can look at such a picture and understand that these were likely two friends and nothing more. The times have changed.

      1. avatar Phil H says:

        Thank you.

        1. avatar 11-B.2O/B4 says:

          So when he said “I never cease to be amazed by the speed with which guys will run to homophobia, given the slightest provocation”, he wasn’t talking about homophobia. Got it.

  28. avatar Culpeper Kid says:

    Till death do us part

  29. avatar jxhygsd says:

    The origins of the gun rights movement in the Democratic Party.

  30. avatar Don says:

    Log cabin republicans!


  31. avatar EMiddy11 says:

    “Isn’t sharing supposed to make us care?”

  32. avatar Dawn Smith says:

    “If my gun don’t scare ’em, maybe yer hairdoo will!”

  33. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    Roger(on right) and his brother/sister Jim Darla were last seen when this photo was taken Oct 23 2012 at the newly opened “Smile You Hussies” photography studio in downtown San Francisco Ca.
    Anyone with any information as to their whereabouts is asked to keep it to themselves!!!!

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