Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar liquidflorian says:

    “You see Rover, I can get a whole SAPI plate into my Granny Panties!”

  2. avatar jwm says:

    ” I’ll teach that bastard to call them, Grannie Panties.”

  3. avatar Sanchanim says:

    Julie London’s career before starring on Emergency!

    God I feel old lol

    1. avatar 16V says:

      Married to Jack Webb and then Bobby Troup.

      I hear ya…

    2. avatar Ralph says:

      You get a lot to like with a Marlboro.

      1. avatar 16V says:

        I’d forgotten all about that.

        Ahh Marlboros. The “feminine cigarette” that was “Mild as May”.
        Red ended non-filters that didn’t show the lipstick – “Beauty Tips to Keep the Paper From your Lips” .

        Anybody that says most people aren’t easily brainwashed by ads has no idea about history…

        1. avatar jwm says:

          “Have a Lark, Have a Lark, Have a Lark Today……”

        2. avatar Bryan says:

          Hmmm, I never smoked but I remember Marlboro’s being the rugged cowboy on a horse cigarette’s. With Virginia Slims as the feminine be all of the day. Of course now a day’s I never rule out Alzheimer’s as a logical explanation.

  4. avatar Todd94590 says:

    is she South African?

  5. avatar JoshinGA says:

    “Hold my dog and watch this!”

  6. avatar 16V says:

    Is this now the Truth About Russ Meyer?

  7. avatar Roll says:

    “I dont always vote from the roof tops…but when I do: I’m in my SEXY underwear” (think Dos equis commercial in case some of you didnt get it)

  8. avatar val says:

    “Get off my lawn”

  9. avatar scooter says:

    Sunbathing on the roof with Rover and SPF .30 protection.

  10. avatar Rambeast says:

    “Rover, you remember that raccoon that mauled you last year?” *Aim a little low, lead 4 inches, deep breath* /pop

  11. avatar Bob says:

    What do you mean, “That swimsuit is so 1960s”? Take it back!

  12. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    the dogs got the best view………

  13. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    Crap!!! I would have to be reincarnated as a dog!!! What did I ever do to deserve this punishment???

  14. avatar Matt says:

    “The Duchess of Cambridge prepares for the next time the paparazzi try to take topless photos of her…”

  15. avatar Shane from Kanuckistan says:

    poor muzzle control. her shadow is totally lasering that poor pooch

  16. avatar Guy22 says:

    Anybody identified the gun? Looks like a Winchester .22 to me!

    1. avatar Larry says:

      It’s a pump .22. I don’t remember what gun maker.

  17. avatar LeftShooter says:

    Actress Charlene Heston, Miss NRA 1955, before the gender reassignment process and the breakout “Ten Commandments” role. (Later she/he was known to insiders as Ben-“Hur”).

  18. avatar Adam says:

    “It’s not a diaper!! You son of a bitch!!!!”

  19. avatar Ing says:


    Sorry…had to be done. The stress was killing me.

  20. avatar AaronW says:

    OK, I have a few:

    “Her shooting is but a shadow of what it used to be.”

    “Our gun rights are but a shadow of what they used to be.”

    “Charles Whitman takes a sight picture, while dressed in drag”

  21. avatar Gherkin says:

    “tell me I look bloated again.. SAY IT!”

  22. avatar Jamie in ND says:

    Granny panties!!!!

  23. avatar snap1415 says:

    Muffin was shocked when her mistress began shooting out the Christmas lights next door that were still up in August.

  24. avatar Hay Yawl says:

    Before doing nature scenes, Ansel Adams worked for Hollywood Confidential ..

  25. avatar Aharon says:

    “Rover, get ready to fetch the little rabbit. He’s our dinner.”

  26. avatar Southampton says:

    Well, it’s time. I’ve put on my big-girl panties and now I’m going to kill that S.O.B. that shrank your fire hydrant!

  27. avatar 16V says:

    The funny part is how utterly SI-swimsuit-sexy she’d look with a current swimsuit.

    (Go ahead. Picture one third the top and one fourth the bottoms. Pooch is gone and those 34/35Cs look mahvelous.)

    1. avatar bontai Joe says:

      I agree! Who ever this is, was quite a babe, even in granny panites.

  28. avatar Kory says:

    Gun P0rn, circa 1953

  29. avatar Shankbone says:

    “He ain’t much for birds, but he’ll sniff out a beaver from a mile away!”

  30. avatar plizkin says:

    aw man, it don’t get ANY better than this… , yeah it does. Grrr-

  31. avatar إبليس says:

    Oleg Volk’s mother, ladies and gentlemen.

  32. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    Emma, a local gun rights activist, has vowed to live on the billboard until the nation finally takes notice of the plight of gun owners.

  33. avatar soccerchainsaw says:

    “Lean forward a bit, Miss. A little more, a little more…”

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