“A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights, and yeah, they’re loaded, what’s it to you!?!”
>A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights
Intentional reference to the Robert Earl Keene song?
Hold my beer and Watch this!! I bet we get one hell of a discount on our stuff!!!!!!
Guns welcome in the Class 6!
No caption, but I’ve seen this photo before. Ya gotta love the Israelis.
Thought of one:
“No, no, I was looking at the rifles! I swear!”
LOL my faviorit so far.
Thanks
Robert
Man behind counter: “my gun is loaded, yours is not, I win.”
Notice the dual clips in their belts?
“why do we always seem to be dateless on friday night?”
“Do these pants make my butt look big?
“No, I wasn’t checking out their asses. I was looking at their ARses”
“Does my butt stock make this rifle look big?”
Thanks for shopping your local Tel Aviv Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms franchise!
“Why didn’t I get the memo that we were supposed to wear boots and a rifle today?”, says the girl on the left.
Hey Sam, there is one there. Look closely.
Flip flops? After Labor Day?!?
Can I trade in these FMJs for HPs? Oh and I’d like a diet Tab too please. Good Shabbos 😉
They have female armed robbers now?
Meanwhile, at the US ambassador to Egypt’s embassy ice cream shop…
Ah I know this picture all to well.
Thank you Dan for this nice Friday surprise.
My caption is: מזרן צבא
Dinah learned their lesson Gen 34
“Sorry girls, this is an ice cream machine, not an armorer. Magazines and 5.56 are out the door and a couple doors down.”
Just give us the estrogen and nobody gets hurt.
What’s a nice girl like you …
If he says he’s out of chocolate again, this is getting ugly…
+100
+1
IDF reservists. And those are the women, the guys are all outside smoking or sleeping.
Heah Mr. Farago, can you tell me where we can find this guy Matt from The Truth About Guns?
/Edit/ oops meant as independent thread.
I swear, ladies, the breakup was amicable, no matter what she told you.
Lowercase matt, not me.
Actually the women don’t do reserves, except in rare instances.
So those are all active duty.
I stand corrected. They’re regulars doing their mandatory service. The problem with mandatory conscription is you get these results. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Israel doesn’t have much choice in this matter, being surrounded and all.
Actually I quite enjoyed my time in the army. Made friends for life, and had a lot of fun. Some scary times too, but honestly it makes kids grow up.
I was 21 when I went into Givati. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Givati_Brigade
I was in the 424th “Shaked”/”Almond” Infantry Battalion
So many kids could tie their own damn shoes, but we whipped them into shape. A lot of kids had no idea what they wanted to do in life, and afterwards went on to collage or what have you, but at least they learned to get out of bed in the morning and carry responsibility.
“Wait, BYOB meant Bring Your Own Black-rifle, not backpack??”
Nice clubs. Or, are those pencil holders?
Does this gun make my butt look big?
What do a feminist and an unloaded rifle have in common?
They’re both useless!
Every time I see this pic, I consider conversion to Judaism.
Is it conversion if you start out an agnostic? Ah, nevermind.
I like big butts and I can’t not lie.
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a barrel in your face…
What? I meant the butt of the rifle. Geez.
@Jason…..sure sure you meant the rifle butt!!! Not the first guy to claim that!!! LOL!!!
Hi Mr. Storekeeper!!! We are looking for trolls from TTAG!!! Have you seen any?? We just want to talk to them we promise!!!
What about the guns?! Oh we are going hunting wabbits later!! Heheheheehe!!
Hopefully they’re not buying Midol.
Guarding TTAG’s servers can really make ya thirsty.
Question to all the Israelis here: how difficult is it to purchase a firearm there as a civilian?
Depends…
If you are active military, no paper work, and you get approval.
If you are old, it could be an issue, I beleive over 55 or something along those lines. Then again if you own one, you aren’t giving it back.
If you know someone, it isn’t hard.
If you are a teacher, security guard, police, live in the territories it is basically required.
You have to pay a fee and take an annual qual course.
Of course it means you CCW everywhere, including airports, and malls, hospitals etc.
Open carry for security and military no paperwork required.
Like many things in Israel, if you know someone it will get done.
Is there a limit to type and quantity one may own? Do you have a version of the NFA there? Can the average Joe Schlomo purchase a Kalatch with a giggle switch? Basically, how comparable is it to the United States?
Much less. Private citizens don’t really own AR’s or anything, but if you live on Kibbutz or in the territories then you might. Glocks, S&W pistols are prevalent. Smaller wheel guns too for CC. There is a limit I believe. Most wouldn’t own more than one or two. If you re male you are in the army every year for a couple of weeks, so you get to play with bigger stuff then.
So think of it more like California, except for all the army folks carrying M-16s everywhere.
Having an arsenal at home is not really what Israeli’s think about. They do have guns, but not 50.
“They say these contraceptives have a 99% success rate, but remember, a pill won’t stop a rapist. That’s what rifles are for, and they have a 100% success rate when used as directed.”
Girl on the left:
“OMG, this beyotch did *NOT* just say an AK74 is hawt.”
How can you tell this is not New York? They’re buying Big Gulps.
Store isn’t being robbed. For some unfathomable reason.
This is why dropping by a kiosk like this on the way home in the middle of the night is never an issue. Either a soldier is there getting something or at least one person is CCW. Gun crime is extremely low in Israel.
The NEW Girl Scouts of America under the Farago/Zimmerman White House Administration.
Did you see the latest NCIS? Ziva should totally go after Dinozo.
Huh. A six-pack.
The Brunette
“Do you want anything, Tabitha?”
“Do they have those American M4 barrels that are M203 compatible?”
“Seriously? This is a convenience store, not an armory. What’s been your problem lately, anyway?”
“I already told you, Amanda. I’m over the giggle switch. I want a guffaw launcher.”
Is that REALLY in the public domain? Do you have it in writing?
“Suspicion spread slowly throughout the group of patrolling IDF girls… the blonde on the left reported for duty late, wearing a backpack and clad in non-issue sandals.”
LMAO hahaha
One of these things is not like the other…
I wonder why your Dad never worries about where we are going, doesn’t he care?
The fourth girl from the left moved her weapon in front of her when she realized that farting on the plastic buttstock made it echo really loud and the plastic seemed to hold the aroma in for a loooong time!!!!!
1 in 6 Amazon warriors knows how to properly sling a rifle.
Safest business in town!
Why is it so hard for us to get laid?
Do you got any bricks of 5.56 Ammo? What about .308?
Girls just wanna have guns
Let this serve as a warning: if you sell non-Kosher produce as certified Kosher… this is who shows up at your deli.
Israel is not what is wrong about the Middle East. Israel is what is right about the Middle East.
+ infinity.
Hubba, Hubba, Hubba.
Meanwhile, in Israel…
Mahmood was suddenly gripped with terror when he noticed he had just run out of chocolate and salty snacks.
Just killin’ time before the next J-date meetup….
“We need fresh targets. Give me 3 Obama, a couple of Pelosi, a Reid, 5 Hillary, a Feinstein and anything else you have that requires me to adjust for the far left breaking wind.”
“Do you want sprinkles on yours?”
“A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights, and yeah, they’re loaded, what’s it to you!?!”
>A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights
Intentional reference to the Robert Earl Keene song?
Hold my beer and Watch this!! I bet we get one hell of a discount on our stuff!!!!!!
Guns welcome in the Class 6!
No caption, but I’ve seen this photo before. Ya gotta love the Israelis.
Thought of one:
“No, no, I was looking at the rifles! I swear!”
LOL my faviorit so far.
Thanks
Robert
Man behind counter: “my gun is loaded, yours is not, I win.”
Notice the dual clips in their belts?
“why do we always seem to be dateless on friday night?”
“Do these pants make my butt look big?
“No, I wasn’t checking out their asses. I was looking at their ARses”
“Does my butt stock make this rifle look big?”
Thanks for shopping your local Tel Aviv Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms franchise!
“Why didn’t I get the memo that we were supposed to wear boots and a rifle today?”, says the girl on the left.
Hey Sam, there is one there. Look closely.
Flip flops? After Labor Day?!?
Can I trade in these FMJs for HPs? Oh and I’d like a diet Tab too please. Good Shabbos 😉
They have female armed robbers now?
Meanwhile, at the US ambassador to Egypt’s embassy ice cream shop…
Ah I know this picture all to well.
Thank you Dan for this nice Friday surprise.
My caption is: מזרן צבא
Dinah learned their lesson Gen 34
“Sorry girls, this is an ice cream machine, not an armorer. Magazines and 5.56 are out the door and a couple doors down.”
Just give us the estrogen and nobody gets hurt.
What’s a nice girl like you …
If he says he’s out of chocolate again, this is getting ugly…
+100
+1
IDF reservists. And those are the women, the guys are all outside smoking or sleeping.
Heah Mr. Farago, can you tell me where we can find this guy Matt from The Truth About Guns?
/Edit/ oops meant as independent thread.
I swear, ladies, the breakup was amicable, no matter what she told you.
Lowercase matt, not me.
Actually the women don’t do reserves, except in rare instances.
So those are all active duty.
I stand corrected. They’re regulars doing their mandatory service. The problem with mandatory conscription is you get these results. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Israel doesn’t have much choice in this matter, being surrounded and all.
Actually I quite enjoyed my time in the army. Made friends for life, and had a lot of fun. Some scary times too, but honestly it makes kids grow up.
I was 21 when I went into Givati.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Givati_Brigade
I was in the 424th “Shaked”/”Almond” Infantry Battalion
So many kids could tie their own damn shoes, but we whipped them into shape. A lot of kids had no idea what they wanted to do in life, and afterwards went on to collage or what have you, but at least they learned to get out of bed in the morning and carry responsibility.
“Wait, BYOB meant Bring Your Own Black-rifle, not backpack??”
Nice clubs. Or, are those pencil holders?
Does this gun make my butt look big?
What do a feminist and an unloaded rifle have in common?
They’re both useless!
Every time I see this pic, I consider conversion to Judaism.
Is it conversion if you start out an agnostic? Ah, nevermind.
I like big butts and I can’t not lie.
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a barrel in your face…
What? I meant the butt of the rifle. Geez.
@Jason…..sure sure you meant the rifle butt!!! Not the first guy to claim that!!! LOL!!!
Hi Mr. Storekeeper!!! We are looking for trolls from TTAG!!! Have you seen any?? We just want to talk to them we promise!!!
What about the guns?! Oh we are going hunting wabbits later!! Heheheheehe!!
Hopefully they’re not buying Midol.
Guarding TTAG’s servers can really make ya thirsty.
Question to all the Israelis here: how difficult is it to purchase a firearm there as a civilian?
Depends…
If you are active military, no paper work, and you get approval.
If you are old, it could be an issue, I beleive over 55 or something along those lines. Then again if you own one, you aren’t giving it back.
If you know someone, it isn’t hard.
If you are a teacher, security guard, police, live in the territories it is basically required.
You have to pay a fee and take an annual qual course.
Of course it means you CCW everywhere, including airports, and malls, hospitals etc.
Open carry for security and military no paperwork required.
Like many things in Israel, if you know someone it will get done.
Is there a limit to type and quantity one may own? Do you have a version of the NFA there? Can the average Joe Schlomo purchase a Kalatch with a giggle switch? Basically, how comparable is it to the United States?
Much less. Private citizens don’t really own AR’s or anything, but if you live on Kibbutz or in the territories then you might. Glocks, S&W pistols are prevalent. Smaller wheel guns too for CC. There is a limit I believe. Most wouldn’t own more than one or two. If you re male you are in the army every year for a couple of weeks, so you get to play with bigger stuff then.
So think of it more like California, except for all the army folks carrying M-16s everywhere.
Having an arsenal at home is not really what Israeli’s think about. They do have guns, but not 50.
“They say these contraceptives have a 99% success rate, but remember, a pill won’t stop a rapist. That’s what rifles are for, and they have a 100% success rate when used as directed.”
Girl on the left:
“OMG, this beyotch did *NOT* just say an AK74 is hawt.”
How can you tell this is not New York? They’re buying Big Gulps.
Store isn’t being robbed. For some unfathomable reason.
This is why dropping by a kiosk like this on the way home in the middle of the night is never an issue. Either a soldier is there getting something or at least one person is CCW. Gun crime is extremely low in Israel.
The NEW Girl Scouts of America under the Farago/Zimmerman White House Administration.
Did you see the latest NCIS? Ziva should totally go after Dinozo.
Huh. A six-pack.
The Brunette
“Do you want anything, Tabitha?”
“Do they have those American M4 barrels that are M203 compatible?”
“Seriously? This is a convenience store, not an armory. What’s been your problem lately, anyway?”
“I already told you, Amanda. I’m over the giggle switch. I want a guffaw launcher.”
That is a photo by Rachel Papo, it’s the cover art to her book Serial No. 3817131.
http://www.serialno3817131.com/
Is that REALLY in the public domain? Do you have it in writing?
“Suspicion spread slowly throughout the group of patrolling IDF girls… the blonde on the left reported for duty late, wearing a backpack and clad in non-issue sandals.”
LMAO hahaha
One of these things is not like the other…
I wonder why your Dad never worries about where we are going, doesn’t he care?
The fourth girl from the left moved her weapon in front of her when she realized that farting on the plastic buttstock made it echo really loud and the plastic seemed to hold the aroma in for a loooong time!!!!!
1 in 6 Amazon warriors knows how to properly sling a rifle.
Safest business in town!
Why is it so hard for us to get laid?
Do you got any bricks of 5.56 Ammo? What about .308?
Girls just wanna have guns
Let this serve as a warning: if you sell non-Kosher produce as certified Kosher… this is who shows up at your deli.
Israel is not what is wrong about the Middle East. Israel is what is right about the Middle East.
+ infinity.
Hubba, Hubba, Hubba.
Meanwhile, in Israel…
Mahmood was suddenly gripped with terror when he noticed he had just run out of chocolate and salty snacks.
Just killin’ time before the next J-date meetup….
“We need fresh targets. Give me 3 Obama, a couple of Pelosi, a Reid, 5 Hillary, a Feinstein and anything else you have that requires me to adjust for the far left breaking wind.”
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