Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar RKBA says:

    “Do you want sprinkles on yours?”

  2. avatar CinSC says:

    “A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights, and yeah, they’re loaded, what’s it to you!?!”

    1. avatar aaronw says:

      >A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights

      Intentional reference to the Robert Earl Keene song?

  3. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    Hold my beer and Watch this!! I bet we get one hell of a discount on our stuff!!!!!!

    1. avatar SD3 says:

      Guns welcome in the Class 6!

  4. avatar Mr. Grimm says:

    No caption, but I’ve seen this photo before. Ya gotta love the Israelis.

    1. avatar Mr. Grimm says:

      Thought of one:

      “No, no, I was looking at the rifles! I swear!”

      1. avatar RobertM says:

        LOL my faviorit so far.


  5. Man behind counter: “my gun is loaded, yours is not, I win.”

    1. avatar Sanchanim says:

      Notice the dual clips in their belts?

  6. avatar jwm says:

    “why do we always seem to be dateless on friday night?”

  7. avatar bontai Joe says:

    “Do these pants make my butt look big?

  8. avatar anonymous says:

    “No, I wasn’t checking out their asses. I was looking at their ARses”

    “Does my butt stock make this rifle look big?”

  9. avatar ST says:

    Thanks for shopping your local Tel Aviv Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms franchise!

  10. avatar Sam Wright says:

    “Why didn’t I get the memo that we were supposed to wear boots and a rifle today?”, says the girl on the left.

    1. avatar JJ Swiontek says:

      Hey Sam, there is one there. Look closely.

  11. avatar SD3 says:

    Flip flops? After Labor Day?!?

  12. avatar Aharon says:

    Can I trade in these FMJs for HPs? Oh and I’d like a diet Tab too please. Good Shabbos 😉

  13. avatar Johnny says:

    They have female armed robbers now?

  14. avatar Daniel says:

    Meanwhile, at the US ambassador to Egypt’s embassy ice cream shop…

  15. avatar Sanchanim says:

    Ah I know this picture all to well.
    Thank you Dan for this nice Friday surprise.
    My caption is: מזרן צבא

    1. avatar JustSayin says:

      Dinah learned their lesson Gen 34

  16. avatar Daniel says:

    “Sorry girls, this is an ice cream machine, not an armorer. Magazines and 5.56 are out the door and a couple doors down.”

  17. avatar Sammy says:

    Just give us the estrogen and nobody gets hurt.

  18. avatar macgearailt says:

    What’s a nice girl like you …

  19. avatar NH says:

    If he says he’s out of chocolate again, this is getting ugly…

    1. avatar Bruce W. Krafft says:


  20. avatar Brad says:

    IDF reservists. And those are the women, the guys are all outside smoking or sleeping.

    1. avatar tdiinva says:

      Heah Mr. Farago, can you tell me where we can find this guy Matt from The Truth About Guns?

      /Edit/ oops meant as independent thread.

      1. avatar Matt in FL says:

        I swear, ladies, the breakup was amicable, no matter what she told you.

      2. avatar Matt says:

        Lowercase matt, not me.

    2. avatar Sanchanim says:

      Actually the women don’t do reserves, except in rare instances.
      So those are all active duty.

      1. avatar Brad says:

        I stand corrected. They’re regulars doing their mandatory service. The problem with mandatory conscription is you get these results. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Israel doesn’t have much choice in this matter, being surrounded and all.

        1. avatar Sanchanim says:

          Actually I quite enjoyed my time in the army. Made friends for life, and had a lot of fun. Some scary times too, but honestly it makes kids grow up.
          I was 21 when I went into Givati.
          I was in the 424th “Shaked”/”Almond” Infantry Battalion
          So many kids could tie their own damn shoes, but we whipped them into shape. A lot of kids had no idea what they wanted to do in life, and afterwards went on to collage or what have you, but at least they learned to get out of bed in the morning and carry responsibility.

  21. avatar EATENG says:

    “Wait, BYOB meant Bring Your Own Black-rifle, not backpack??”

  22. avatar Qajaqon says:

    Nice clubs. Or, are those pencil holders?

  23. avatar bill says:

    Does this gun make my butt look big?

  24. avatar OHgunner says:

    What do a feminist and an unloaded rifle have in common?

    They’re both useless!

  25. avatar Mike S says:

    Every time I see this pic, I consider conversion to Judaism.

    Is it conversion if you start out an agnostic? Ah, nevermind.

  26. avatar Jason says:

    I like big butts and I can’t not lie.
    You other brothers can’t deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a barrel in your face…

    What? I meant the butt of the rifle. Geez.

    1. avatar speedracer5050 says:

      @Jason…..sure sure you meant the rifle butt!!! Not the first guy to claim that!!! LOL!!!
      Hi Mr. Storekeeper!!! We are looking for trolls from TTAG!!! Have you seen any?? We just want to talk to them we promise!!!
      What about the guns?! Oh we are going hunting wabbits later!! Heheheheehe!!

  27. avatar Mecutio says:

    Hopefully they’re not buying Midol.

  28. avatar إبليس says:

    Guarding TTAG’s servers can really make ya thirsty.

  29. avatar إبليس says:

    Question to all the Israelis here: how difficult is it to purchase a firearm there as a civilian?

    1. avatar Sanchanim says:

      If you are active military, no paper work, and you get approval.
      If you are old, it could be an issue, I beleive over 55 or something along those lines. Then again if you own one, you aren’t giving it back.
      If you know someone, it isn’t hard.
      If you are a teacher, security guard, police, live in the territories it is basically required.
      You have to pay a fee and take an annual qual course.
      Of course it means you CCW everywhere, including airports, and malls, hospitals etc.
      Open carry for security and military no paperwork required.
      Like many things in Israel, if you know someone it will get done.

      1. avatar إبليس says:

        Is there a limit to type and quantity one may own? Do you have a version of the NFA there? Can the average Joe Schlomo purchase a Kalatch with a giggle switch? Basically, how comparable is it to the United States?

        1. avatar Sanchanim says:

          Much less. Private citizens don’t really own AR’s or anything, but if you live on Kibbutz or in the territories then you might. Glocks, S&W pistols are prevalent. Smaller wheel guns too for CC. There is a limit I believe. Most wouldn’t own more than one or two. If you re male you are in the army every year for a couple of weeks, so you get to play with bigger stuff then.
          So think of it more like California, except for all the army folks carrying M-16s everywhere.
          Having an arsenal at home is not really what Israeli’s think about. They do have guns, but not 50.

  30. avatar TR says:

    “They say these contraceptives have a 99% success rate, but remember, a pill won’t stop a rapist. That’s what rifles are for, and they have a 100% success rate when used as directed.”

  31. avatar ST says:

    Girl on the left:

    “OMG, this beyotch did *NOT* just say an AK74 is hawt.”

  32. avatar Berdo Blues says:

    How can you tell this is not New York? They’re buying Big Gulps.

    1. avatar Mr. Lion says:

      Store isn’t being robbed. For some unfathomable reason.

    2. avatar Sanchanim says:

      This is why dropping by a kiosk like this on the way home in the middle of the night is never an issue. Either a soldier is there getting something or at least one person is CCW. Gun crime is extremely low in Israel.

  33. avatar LeftShooter says:

    The NEW Girl Scouts of America under the Farago/Zimmerman White House Administration.

  34. avatar Terry says:

    Did you see the latest NCIS? Ziva should totally go after Dinozo.

  35. avatar Sebudei says:

    Huh. A six-pack.

  36. avatar RIGHT! says:

    The Brunette

  37. avatar Kelly in GA says:

    “Do you want anything, Tabitha?”
    “Do they have those American M4 barrels that are M203 compatible?”
    “Seriously? This is a convenience store, not an armory. What’s been your problem lately, anyway?”
    “I already told you, Amanda. I’m over the giggle switch. I want a guffaw launcher.”

  38. avatar Kevin says:

    That is a photo by Rachel Papo, it’s the cover art to her book Serial No. 3817131.

    Is that REALLY in the public domain? Do you have it in writing?

  39. avatar aaronw says:

    “Suspicion spread slowly throughout the group of patrolling IDF girls… the blonde on the left reported for duty late, wearing a backpack and clad in non-issue sandals.”

    1. avatar Sanchanim says:

      LMAO hahaha

  40. avatar David Hapney says:

    One of these things is not like the other…

  41. avatar Shark says:

    I wonder why your Dad never worries about where we are going, doesn’t he care?

  42. avatar Mark says:

    The fourth girl from the left moved her weapon in front of her when she realized that farting on the plastic buttstock made it echo really loud and the plastic seemed to hold the aroma in for a loooong time!!!!!

  43. avatar DJ says:

    1 in 6 Amazon warriors knows how to properly sling a rifle.

  44. avatar Chad says:

    Safest business in town!

  45. avatar BuddhaKat says:

    Why is it so hard for us to get laid?

  46. avatar Will says:

    Do you got any bricks of 5.56 Ammo? What about .308?

  47. avatar Bill Costlow says:

    Girls just wanna have guns

  48. avatar aaronw says:

    Let this serve as a warning: if you sell non-Kosher produce as certified Kosher… this is who shows up at your deli.

  49. avatar Mike123 says:

    Israel is not what is wrong about the Middle East. Israel is what is right about the Middle East.

    1. avatar Will says:

      + infinity.

  50. avatar James St. John says:

    Hubba, Hubba, Hubba.

  51. avatar dave says:

    Meanwhile, in Israel…

  52. avatar Double A.D. says:

    Mahmood was suddenly gripped with terror when he noticed he had just run out of chocolate and salty snacks.

  53. avatar aaronw says:

    Just killin’ time before the next J-date meetup….

  54. avatar DaveW says:

    “We need fresh targets. Give me 3 Obama, a couple of Pelosi, a Reid, 5 Hillary, a Feinstein and anything else you have that requires me to adjust for the far left breaking wind.”

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