Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - May 4, 2012 36 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: A Shot At Kimber Edition Gun Meme of the Day: A Shot At Budget AR-15s Edition Gun Meme of the Day: They’re Five ARs Safer Edition 36 COMMENTS Attention Eric, Attention Eric!! We found one! Reply This, sir, is not a weapon, it’s a new oral hygiene tool. The handcuffs? My wife said she would only warn me twice to keep my mouth shut, I didn’t obey the first time. Reply Here, hold this for a second. Reply Don’t put your gun in there! You don’t know where it’s been! Reply Instant wisdom teeth removal. Reply “‘Are you flossing?’ ‘You sure you’re flossing?’ Every visit he asks that, this’ll show him.” Reply “All I said to the guy was that I thought bullpup designs were silly!” Reply Irresponsible Gun Owner / Oral Hygene of the Day Reply The range safety demonstration wasn’t going well… Reply MSAR magazines are so unreliable that your only option at close range is a muzzle strike… Reply New from Harris: “The Human Bipod” Reply Body piercing by Styrer Reply Now open up and say, “AUG”. Reply “It’s a toaster.” (Any “Young Ones” fans?) Reply Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! I remember. I’ll have to dig out the DVDs. Reply “When enough force is applied, this new muzzle device can double as a bayonet. Just make sure to point the barrel down afterwards to give the blood and guts a chance to drain out before firing.” Reply Oops… Reply the kids of tomorrow, neither satisfied with their Che’ tee-shirts or body piercings, have decided to combine the two. [it’s two (snap), two (snap), two ways to piss-off-your-parents in one] Reply I heard the AUG was modular but this is ridiculous! Reply Also, Kung-fu bayonet! Reply The BATF’s “Fishing for Narcoterrorists” program may not be as catchy sounding as the “Fast and the Furious” operation, but as it has already captured one suspect, it has been wildly more effective. Or would have been, until A.G Eric Holder announced that the operation is strictly “catch and release”. Reply Are you sure this is manufactured by SKOAL? Reply Fred’s cheek piercing was an eye-opener, but his “Prince Albert” was truly shocking. Reply Q: “What kind of tool do you use to pierce human flesh?” A: “an AUGer” Reply Gave me a good chuckle and has my vote. Reply Coming this summer: Malaysia’s Got Talent. Reply “Run your mouth again, Go ahead!!” Reply This is your head. This is your head on TTAG lol Reply And you thought the Rodney King beating was bad. Reply Tastes like chicken! Reply AKA: muzzle mouth gun grill carbine kisser pistol puss bullet breath lead lips heater head magazine mush firearm face scope skull Reply Water pics are for sissys Reply “Hey you weak Yankee dogs, this is how we floss in North Korea!” At least his finger is off the trigger. Reply “Why is everybody steyring at me?” Reply Stop steyring at me! Reply I’m sorry sir, you can’t board the airplane with handcuffs. They’ll have to be in checked baggage. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.