Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    I love you bonnie more the clyde .. now lets go…..or…….ok ok i’ll put a dime in the meter already… don’t shoot the meter reader

  2. avatar Accur81 says:

    No, Bonnie!!! This isn’t an open carry state!!!

  3. avatar Anthon says:

    “No, baby…you gotta roll your wrist to the INside to shoot gangster-style!”

  4. avatar Jason says:

    Y’know, it’s generally polite to link back to your source. I thought it looked familiar, and it turns out it’s a still from one of my favorite little noir movies, “Gun Crazy”.

    1. Put your cursor over the photo for the credit.

  5. avatar NeonCat says:

    “Nobody says my beret looks stupid and gets away with it. NOBODY!

  6. avatar killer99 says:

    I’m more interested in what the actual story is behind this photo.

  7. avatar SRMC says:

    No, he didn’t say that skirt makes your ass look fat!

    1. avatar RKflorida says:

      He said your ass makes your ass look fat.

  8. avatar bontai Joe says:

    OK baby, when I grab your butt, you shoot, ok?

    1. avatar The Pit Boxer says:

      Had to scroll back up to see the picture again after reading this. Then laughed out loud. This is the winner.

  9. avatar Gerard says:

    No! Spread your feet and use your sights!

  10. avatar spymyeyes says:



    this picture should be in: FAIL.COM for being the epitome of F-A-K-E

    1. avatar Matt G. says:

      I’m confused. Are you saying it’s not a picture? Is it a hallucination? is it actually a black space that my mind is filling in with false information do to a deep seated subconscious fear that I have of blank spaces?

  11. avatar racer88 says:

    “Look! I told you he wasn’t happy to see me. It WAS a gun in his pocket!”

  12. avatar Silver says:

    “Help! She’s stealing my murse!”

  13. avatar Tyler Reidhead says:

    “Thelma, wait! She’s my sister, not a lover!”

  14. avatar pair-o-dee says:

    “I’ll put a couple of aspirins between Limbaugh’s knees and see how he likes it!”

    1. avatar Gerard says:

      Good one.

  15. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    I know she’s wearing white shoes before May but you’re way out of line!!!

  16. avatar Charlie says:

    “Honey, aim for the head, that’s a banker.”

    1. avatar Gerard says:

      Also a good one.

  17. avatar CJ says:

    “Just ignore them honey. They’re liberals. Nobody takes them serious anymore. They learned their lesson on gun control in the Clinton administration.”

  18. avatar Aaron says:

    “Take it easy, Honey… he said ‘I like your .38’ not… ‘you look 38!”

    1. avatar Aharon says:

      ‘was that 38dd?’

    2. avatar MadDawg J says:

      Ha ha

  19. avatar Aharon says:

    We have to leave now for your mother’s home or you’ll miss out again on lighting the candles, and you know how much you like doing that, right sweetie?

  20. avatar TexanHawk says:

    He can have the car Harry, but damnit, we just filled the tank!!

  21. avatar Mr. Lion says:

    “The public reaction to New Coke has been… mixed.”

    (See background)

  22. avatar Joseph Bush says:

    “Please dear don’t shoot her, she didn’t mean to call you a slut.”

  23. avatar pastubbs says:

    “honey it was only one time”

    the classic

  24. avatar NCG says:

    That is a great photo. Beautiful.

  25. avatar David says:

    Honey, I know she beat you to those Manolo Blahnik’s you wanted but you can’t shoot her!

  26. “No, miss! You’re supposed to just wait until after the assault and then call the police!”

  27. avatar Ralph says:

    Sue found a surefire way to get a cab in New York, even in the rain.

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