Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - February 24, 2012 46 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Gender Fluid Rifle Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Do What To Your Guns? Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Show Me Where The Sign Hurt You Edition 46 COMMENTS What gun? Reply Our agent called. Your life insurance was approved Reply You only have one shot at this… make it count! Reply And the most bizarre challenge yet on Top Shot is up next… Reply +1! Reply “Marriage is a duel to the death, which no man of honour should decline.” -G.K. Chesterton, Manalive Reply Stand right there until I get up the aisle! Reply This is my special day. You’re gonna marry me, and you’re gonna like it. I’ll show you why to buy the cow when the milk’s free. Reply “Til death do us part. Reply ‘Til Death Do Us Part. Reply Ah…he beat me to it. Reply Does this dress make me look fat? SAY IT! SAY IT! Reply It’s your honeymoon, no going off half cocked! Reply Sorry, dear, but you really should have insisted I sign that pre-nup. Reply Cold feet? I’ll give you hot lead if you don’t get out there mister! Reply I spent good money on that bridesmaid dress and you WILL wear it! Reply The couple chose to exchange their own vows…. Reply “I don’t care if you have a softball game to go to!” Reply “Four rules? What four rules, dear? I *fully intend* on shooting you!” Reply “I demand satisfaction. No one says my wedding dress looks cheap. NO ONE!” Reply Before the wedding, the bride had a heart-to-heart talk with the ladies who wanted the groom to marry them instead. -or, as Loretta Lynn said: “You ain’t woman enough to take my man.” Reply What part of “No Prenup” dont you understand… Reply What part of “There will be no crying” did you not understand? or Do they speak english is ‘what?’ huh, do they? Reply Do I look fat in the dress? Do I? Do I? Reply “You slept with my bride’s maid last night?!” Reply “Repeat after me – I do.” Reply remember that prenup you made me sign? Reply Mine can still go pop. Reply “What do you mean, ‘The wedding is off.’? We are getting married and now, Mister!” Reply Someone spoke now and she pulled her piece. I’ve always wondered why I’ve never heard anyone object when the pastor said that. Reply “Keep that thing away from me” Reply For some reason, when the minister asked if anyone objected, no one did. Reply The father of the bride forgot his gun, but, the bride brought a backup. Reply I told you not to smear that cake on me and I MEAN IT! Reply When the moron in the Incendiary Image of the Day post chickened out, his bride took over. Reply You want me to suck what???? Oh no sir, we are MARRIED now! Reply A FREE wedding dress for your daughter with the purchase of a $500 black powder pistol. Just imagine all the money you’ll save (and actually keep) when it’s time to marry her off and you have to pay for a bridal gown costing thou$ands. Such a deal! Reply “I really do love you, James, but my country must come first.” Reply “If anyone has any objections, speak now and forever rest in peace.” or “I DON’T” Reply …Until death do us part. Reply Why yes, I do know what wearing white implies. Now stand still while I show you for what exactly you were being “groomed.” Reply “You listen to me mister , now that w’ere married , I AM in charge , and I don’t want your damn mother over here telling me how and what to make as your favorite meals ,GOT IT ?! Reply “Pre-nup this!” Reply What do you mean, you didn’t put film in the [email protected]?? Reply Nice Guns! Reply After a recent same-sex marriage in Boston a woman turned to her new spouse and said “No, I changed my mind. You are going to be the bottom and I’ll be the Top”. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.