Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a 2018 Wilson Combat Calendar

TTAG weekend photo caption contest

courtesy ace.mu.nu

“The ABC Bunny is Brian Ross?! That’s not funny.”

Last week’s big winner was Jason M. This week’s witty captioneer will get a 2018 calendar courtesy of Wilson Combat featuring lots of photos of some very drool-worthy guns. Just get your caption entered by midnight Sunday to be eligible. Good luck.


  1. avatar ATFAgentBob says:

    I don’t know much about ABCs but that bunny made fer good eatin and one fine hat!

  2. avatar Higgs says:

    HR 38 after the Senate is done with it.

  3. avatar MadMedic says:

    ‘All these dang gun laws, and I thought the Second Ammendment only had a few sentences…’

  4. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Little Jerry’s skills were not yet what they would become with time and practice, but he was pretty sure he could put a cap in Mrs. McGillicuddy from across the room, if she ever put him in the corner again.”

  5. avatar Aaronw says:

    Elmer Fudd got an early start on hunting wabbits

    1. avatar JasonM says:

      It is vewy, vewy quiet in the library.

  6. avatar That Jason says:

    Hmm. Aim, Blast, Clean… then I get that bunny dinner?

  7. avatar jwm says:

    ‘It’s a library. Quiet means quiet. So shut your pie hole.’

  8. avatar jwm says:

    ‘Go ahead. Make my day.’

  9. avatar jwm says:

    John Smith senior had such a rough time in the war that John Smith junior was born with a thousand yard stare.

  10. avatar AFGus says:

    Tell me that the ABC Bunny is gay just one more time! Go on! I dare ya!

  11. avatar James69 says:

    Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?

  12. avatar Randbo says:

    Well, Pilgrim, as soon as I get done a readin’ and tap dancin’ we’re gonna have us a little talk.

    1. avatar ironicatbest says:

      We drove the teachers nuts with them taps, I’d forgotten about them

  13. avatar MDH says:

    I’m reading, goddammit….

  14. avatar ironicatbest says:


  15. avatar Bcb says:

    Tell me library times over again. Go ahead, be my huckleberry.

    1. avatar MDH says:

      Haha! Love it…. but abbreviated version, short and sweet : “I’m your Huckleberry…..”

  16. avatar The Rookie says:

    A young Hume Cronyn reads his first script.

  17. avatar Rikwick says:

    “The Ammo, Ballistics, and Caliber Bunny”
    (What every cowboy needs to know)

  18. avatar Somebody Special says:

    Gettin wheddy fowh wabbit season…

  19. avatar Mr.Savage says:

    hmm, maybe THIS book tells me how to win the photo caption contest on TTAG?!?!?

  20. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    “The ABC Bunny is Brian Ross?! That’s not funny.”

  21. avatar Mark says:

    Man I want books about guns not kids stuff.

  22. avatar TruthTellers says:

    Someday, I’m gonna be a police officer to prop up my frail ego and abuse my authority to murder people without justification because I’m a schizo and have an inferiority complex due to having a tiny prick.

  23. avatar JasonM says:

    Whaddaya mean, “overdue book fees?”

  24. avatar Huntmaster says:

    Little Billy took his duties as the Children’s Library Monitor very seriously.

  25. avatar CCDWGUY says:

    How can something so simple as the Second Amendment end up being so complicated to people who don’t obviously can’t read?

  26. avatar Andrew in TX says:

    A is for ammunition.
    B is for bunny.
    C is for Colt Peacemaker.
    D is for dinner…

  27. avatar Gregolas says:

    “Just let me finish this book on basics so’s I can read Jeff Cooper’s collected works or yer dead where ya sit, Pilgrim!”

  28. avatar Rick the Bear says:

    “Someone interrupted my reading once. Once!”

  29. avatar UnPC Aussie says:

    Be vewy vewy quiet I’m hunting bunny wabbits…

  30. avatar Nanashi says:

    “A is for Automatic, with high rates of fire
    B is for Brake, which slows down the muzzle climbing higher
    C is Cartridge, containing bullet, primer and powder
    D is for Democrat, who when proven wrong scream louder”

  31. avatar IdahoBoy says:

    Nobody puts baby in a corner.

  32. avatar Von says:

    I’m going to look up that word you called me… as soon as I learn to read, but until then, I got my eye on you.

  33. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Little Leonard Lawrence would grow up to be big Leonard Lawrence, snap during boot camp, shoot his DI then commit suicide.

  34. avatar Tim says:

    It’s just not fair how Susie always gets to go shooting guns with mommy!

  35. avatar BLoving says:

    (*You told me we were going to see the cowboy show. You told me so, you wretched harridan… And then… you brought me… HERE…*)

    “Excuse me, Mrs Watts? Your son seems a bit upset… why is he staring at you like that?”

  36. avatar Curtis Barrow says:

    “I’ll teach that Sheriff to put ME in timeout!”

  37. avatar tmm says:

    Little Neddy is sitting on his Dusty Bottom thinking it’s his Lucky Day

  38. avatar TyrannyOfEvilMen says:

    “N” is for “Never try to draw on a drawn gun!”

  39. avatar Neal says:

    Young law officer determined to do things by the book.

  40. avatar LHW says:

    You can pry this book from my cold, dead hands.

    1. avatar uncommon_sense says:

      Dang it, you beat me to it!

  41. avatar Leopoldstotch says:

    Ma’am, what the hell is a “gun free zone”?

  42. avatar Leopoldstotch says:

    Who you callin’ “Snowflake”?

  43. avatar That Jason says:

    The First relies on the Second

  44. avatar Andrew Lias says:

    Elmer Fudd at an early age researching about that “wascally wabbit.”

  45. avatar notguiltfree says:

    Well, yes, I did crap my pants. What’s it to you?

  46. avatar B Pizz says:

    That bunny will be D-E-D dead after I get outta detention!

  47. avatar EddieS says:

    It says here, its pronounced: “carBINE”

  48. avatar jwm says:

    ‘Next one says I look like the milk man gets shot.’

  49. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “they didn’t think to check under my hat.”

  50. avatar jim brownlee says:

    Who do I have to kill to get a new pair of shoes?

  51. avatar borg says:

    He is preparing to go bunny hunting

  52. avatar borg says:

    He is going to give bunny hunting his best shot

  53. avatar borg says:

    Giving bunny hunting a shot

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