Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Remington Knife

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Courtesy awkwardfamilyphotos.com

Jim Bob’s first attempt at creating a hip-hop persona was not as successful as he’d hoped.

We took a week off for the Thanksgiving holiday, but we’re back and ready to roll again. The winner of our 11/17 contest was BLoving. For a chance at this week’s prize — a Remington assisted opening knife — put your entry in the comments below before Sunday midnight. Good luck!


  1. avatar Button Gwinnett says:

    You’ll not be takin’ me Lucky Charms!

  2. avatar Madcapp says:

    If you know what you got, you ain’t got much.

    1. avatar OmnivorousBeorn says:

      That’s what Bunker Hunt said to some Senator when the Senator asked Hunt how much he was worth, right? Burn . . .

  3. avatar AaronW says:

    The s*** has hit the fan, and I only have two out of three.

  4. avatar Mr.Savage says:

    my work related injury lawyer got me $25k, a few handguns, and this super kick-ass fedora!

    1. avatar Rick the Bear says:

      It looks like a trilby, not a fedora. The brim’s too narrow.

      1. avatar Chimney says:

        Definitely a trilby.

        1. avatar BLAMMO says:

          A pork pie would be more him.

  5. avatar jwm says:

    If you want to take advantage of the Gun Show loophole, bring cash.

  6. avatar Noishkel says:

    Sadly I think a Remington knife is about the only Remington worth having anymore. :/

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Betcha its got ‘China” stamped on it.

      1. avatar Noishkel says:

        Heh, I actually got curious about that and looked into it… the answer is that it’s mixed. Some are made in the US, but most are made in China including most of these. But one things for certain none of them are actually made by Remington, they just contract it out and sell a branded item. Just like those incredibly over priced double stack 1911s.

        Once again, that’s a hard pass on another product from Remington I don’t want.

  7. avatar jwm says:

    Low rent Tony Soprano.

  8. avatar JasonM says:

    Jim Bob’s first attempt at creating a hip-hop persona was not as successful as he’d hoped.

  9. avatar JAY GODDING says:

    This guy can almost afford to buy a glock in Massachusetts

    1. avatar Jack Crow says:

      This is it… Ladies and gentlemen, the bidding is closed. I laughed out loud at this one.

  10. avatar ed says:

    iv’e fallen, and I can’t get up

  11. avatar jwm says:

    Dude so ugly he couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse with hundred dollar bills hanging out of his pockets and threatening the girls with not 1, but 3 guns.

  12. avatar Phil LA says:

    Showin’ a little leg?

    Whatever it takes.

  13. avatar High tek redneck says:

    Money…… check
    Guns ……..check
    Now where are all the women because I KNOW I’m sexy!

  14. avatar Mark says:

    “Ey babe, like what you see here”

  15. avatar ATFAgentBob says:

    Aight Robert we don’t wanna see your bad dating profile pics.

  16. avatar Todd says:

    See all this. It’s yours if you catch that guy that kicked me in the shin!

  17. avatar Gunwrites says:

    Guns: Check
    Money: Check
    Looks: Well, two out of three ain’t bad!

  18. avatar Alan Esworthy says:


  19. avatar Boludo says:

    Look ma, I’m the schiznitz!!

  20. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    I’m Robert Farago. And I own The Truth About Making Money.

  21. avatar Nine says:

    “And now for my next trick, the Money Shot.”

  22. avatar AlanInFL says:

    I got it from a box of Cracker Jack’s.

  23. avatar BLoving says:

    “And then the grino sez to me, ‘Okay, $100,000 for the Smith, the Rossi, and the Walther… but joo gotta throw in those bellisimo socks o’yours!’. I told him, ‘No way!”

  24. avatar David T says:

    Harvey Weinstein’s new strategy for love.

  25. avatar pieslapper says:

    What kind of pocket dump is that? He’s got no field notes!

  26. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    That’s some serious FUPA.

  27. avatar Gregolas says:

    Once again it’s proven you can get more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.

  28. avatar pieslapper says:

    Shannon Watts before Bloomie paid for the operation.

  29. avatar Cadeyrn says:

    Won’t stand, won’t deliver.

  30. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    Fat, Hairy Single Dads over 50 in your area, want to party and have a “Negligent Discharge”. Click here.

  31. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    Mo’ money, mo’ diabetes.

  32. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    “Guns! Guns and money over here!! See, nobody cares.”

  33. avatar Wandering ninja says:

    Be like this man, who was able to buy gats and save money by switching to Geico.

  34. avatar BigDaveinVT says:

    I don’t get a lot of dates so…yeah….

  35. avatar Mr Lizard says:

    All that cash, yet I could only afford a Ruger

  36. avatar pieslapper says:

    When Freddie tried out for the Chippendale’s… they paid him to keep his clothes on.

  37. avatar Chimney says:

    Drink it in ladies!

  38. avatar peirsonb says:

    If I take all this to the gun store I can ALMOST buy that Cabot…

  39. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!”

  40. avatar MattG says:

    Harvey Weinstein at rock bottom

  41. avatar pieslapper says:

    With Hollywood onto him, Harvey had to stoop to dateadouche.com to find a companion.

  42. avatar 5Spot says:

    Bathing suit or shirt off only?

  43. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    “I wanna be just like Dan Bilzerian”

  44. avatar Macofjack says:

    Cash and stash!

  45. avatar James69 says:

    Chuck Norris showing us his payday from Expendables 3.

    1. avatar BLoving says:

      Ohmygawd, he does kinda look like Chuck… after a few seasons of eating only chicken-fried steaks and watching life go by…

  46. avatar Coffee Addict says:

    lawyers, guns and money.

  47. avatar ironicatbest says:

    LOL oh my, I thot that was a picture of Bloving, lol I thot he won so you pictured him.

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      That seriously cracked me up.

  48. avatar jwm says:

    Somebody needs to roll up a newspaper and smack the dog on the nose. Look what he done on the carpet.

  49. avatar Roymond says:

    What a poker game! I won their money and their guns, and they got the furniture!

  50. avatar Andrew in TX says:

    Affordable healthcare…
    Thanks Obama!

  51. avatar Stonehenge says:

    Stop wasting my time.
    You know what I want.
    You know what I need.
    Or maybe you don’t…

  52. avatar Joe R. says:

    NJ Hunter bags trophy (D)NC donor on opening day of handgun season.

  53. avatar CamelCase says:

    Unfortunately, the mayor had already scheduled a press conference to show off what was captured in the drug bust before the police chief informed him that the suspect’s legal name was acually “Ronald P. Druggs”.

  54. avatar Paul C says:

    Jeff G. demonstrates his tactical tourniquette built into his slacks as part of his every day carry system.

  55. avatar rt66paul says:

    See, no ankle holster!

  56. avatar tmm says:

    Listen, I don’t want to win any contest if it has anything to do with this photo.

  57. avatar Leopoldstotch says:

    First you get the guns….then you get the money…. then you get the women!

  58. avatar Leopoldstotch says:

    I’m too sexy for my pants…too sexy for my pants…

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      I heard that song as I read this.

  59. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    I used to be a suburban pimp-daddy, then I took a .357 to the knee.

  60. avatar Eu says:

    Wait until you see what is hidden up my trousers…

    1. avatar Eu says:

      You’re about to learn that the guns and money are not compensating for anything.

  61. avatar Eu says:

    Argh!? This happens every time I have to pull up my socks!

  62. avatar Eu says:

    Wait, you haven’t seen my new tattoo yet!

  63. avatar That Jason says:

    We been spending most our lives
    Living in an Amish paradise

  64. avatar Somebody Special says:

    So, I Googled the definition of “a$$hat” and guess what showed up in the results?

  65. avatar Joe Casty says:

    Vinny wins big in 3-gun competition.

  66. avatar Joey C says:

    Call your 20 grand and raise you 2 wheelguns and a Hi-Point.

  67. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “Even with all these guns and all this money, I still can’t find a tailor worth a damn. Look at these pants! I told him one inseam was 23″ and the other was 21″. And he made it with 21″ and 23″.”

  68. avatar Keltex78 says:

    “Everyday Carry Pocket Dump of the Day – Ballin Grandpa”

  69. avatar Jay Costa says:

    Tony offers cash, guns, and even an arm and a leg for a new Python but he’s still short.

  70. avatar Andrew Lias says:

    how do you like my sexy pose m’lady?

  71. avatar Paul53 says:

    This cash just arrived from the Nigerian Prince! Who knew?

  72. avatar David says:

    That’s right! I’m gangsta as duck! No, I mean puck! Chuck? Muck? Yuck? Puck? Oh, screw it! I got $ and guns! 😉

  73. avatar st381183 says:

    Do you-a-think I’m-a-sexy now? What if I-a lay in a-provacative pose…on-a my side? (Said in best cheesy Italian accent you can muster)

  74. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “i’m back in the game thanks to my new compression socks!”

  75. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “you’re not really drunk if if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”


  76. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “on this weeks episode of ‘couch flipping’…”

  77. avatar TonySnark says:

    “After my holster malfunctioned, 1-800-ATTORNEY got me the settlement I deserved! ” – Derek “Tex” Grebner

  78. avatar Adam says:

    Can I please be cool now?

  79. avatar Mr. Right says:

    Step right up step right up.
    Spin the dwarf and win cash and gun prizes

  80. avatar Christopher Jacobs says:

    In Hollywood news today, “A” list actor Tom Cruise suffered a mild hamstring injury during dance rehearsals for his upcoming “Les Grossman Gangster Rap” video.

  81. avatar Foobar says:

    Police recovered an arsenal of weapons, piles of cash, and an American tourist.

  82. avatar Eric Scott Alderson says:

    Draw me like one of your French girls Jack….

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