Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Wilson Combat 2018 Calendar

TTAG weekend photo caption contest

courtesy vintag.es

“Sir, is that your Studebaker blocking our Mom’s driveway?”

We have a stack of 2018 calendars thanks to the good people at Wilson Combat. Last week’s winner was Alan Esworthy. This week’s champ will get one, too. All you have to do is get your caption in the comments for this photo by midnight Sunday.

Wilson Combat 2018 calendar.


  1. avatar Joe R. says:

    Yankee, Doodle, and Lucky Strike, circa 1952

  2. avatar Ken says:

    I smoke Camels or nothing at all

  3. avatar ATFAgentBob says:

    You can have my Radio Flyer when you pull it from my cold dead hands!!

  4. avatar Gregolas says:

    Be the first kid on your block to form a Militia Unit !

  5. avatar frmrdave says:

    THIS is what a well regulated militia looks like.

  6. avatar TheStoic says:


    1. avatar Gunwrites says:


  7. avatar ATFAgentBob says:

    if you look very closely at this picture and the wind is just right you can hear Gunny Hartman’s aneurism exploding.

    1. avatar TheStoic says:

      Well, the timing on those was eerie…

      1. avatar ATFAgentBob says:

        well the big one does kinda look like a young Pyle….

  8. avatar DrewR says:

    That popping sound you hear is liberal heads exploding.

  9. avatar jwm says:

    One of these items is not the same. Can you spot the difference?

  10. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    “Mama makes me wear this helmet on account of me bein’ dull, HYUK HYUK.”

  11. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    So smoking DOES stunt your growth.

  12. avatar Larry Goldfinger says:

    Nobody lit the smoking lamp – get back to your posts.

  13. avatar Silentbrick says:

    After that night, the professional scarer James P. “Sulley” Sullivan was never heard from again. His last door was destroyed to ensure no others were lost to the Melody Lane Three.

  14. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    The Little Rascals took security very seriously during the McCarthy Era.

  15. avatar skrobie says:

    They take neighbor hood watch duty really serious!

  16. avatar Mr.Savage says:

    this is my rifle, this is my gun! this is for shooting…..

  17. avatar BLAMMO says:

    Mikey (in the middle) gets to be the platoon leader because he has a milk mustache.

  18. avatar OmnivorousBeorn says:

    Come any closer and we’ll spit these straws at you.

  19. avatar Rick Brummett says:

    Sleep tight tonight, your safe in our hands.

  20. avatar Hal J. says:

    You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.

  21. avatar Imayeti says:

    “A well regulated militia…”

  22. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    Yes sir, we’re ready for those Ruskies!

  23. avatar Dave in WI says:

    Original Homeland Security

  24. avatar Kapeltam says:

    Little known fact: The three stooges, before their comedy career, tried to start their own militia.

  25. avatar Model 31 says:

    The fruits of US / Cuba normalization of relations.

  26. avatar former water walker says:

    Wow this looks remarkably similar to MY neighborhood. Mine was a few years later circa 1960-1964. Good times. Don’t care about a calendar…

  27. avatar AFGus says:

    Who says that the militia can only be comprised of military aged males? Let us at ’em…Let us at ’em! Hooya!

  28. avatar BLoving says:

    “Don’t worry, Momma. That stray dog three doors down behind us won’t be gettin’ that apple pie on the window.”

  29. avatar Mark Truchon says:

    Regardless of age, the greatest generation was willing and able to serve.

  30. avatar Bob says:

    Yuz pays da toll, or yuz aint gettin in. Got it?

  31. avatar Republic if you can keep it says:

    Lucky Strikes and guns for everyone! Its the great World War II and son you are not too old to fight!

  32. avatar AaronW says:

    Guarding the rear echelon motor pool is child’s play.

  33. avatar Conan Bolonan says:

    Goober, Barney, and Gomer in the days before Mayberry.

  34. avatar Gunwrites says:

    Citizens Unite!

  35. avatar Neal says:

    Years later when Rudy was told “you’re 5 foot nothing, 100 and nothing, and you have barely a speck of atlethic ability…..” – it did not faze him. He’d heard it all his life. Every team or squad should be blessed have a Rudy.

  36. avatar Joe says:

    In the early days of the alliance, standardization was a serious problem.

  37. avatar Connecticut Buckeye says:

    “Take five, men. Smoke ’em if you got ’em. Wait, where did you got ’em? I mean get ’em. Mom’s gonna be pissed. If she finds out she won’t let us watch ‘Combat’ tonight.”

  38. avatar Andrew Faulkner says:

    Shall not be infringed

  39. avatar Von says:

    When boys wanted to like dad.

  40. avatar DocHendo says:

    After successfully invading France, the boys “smoke ’em ’cause they got ’em” to celebrate.

  41. avatar M says:

    Back when free range kids, playing war, and running around 5e neighborhood was cool… and your parents were cool enough to imitate.

  42. avatar Darkman says:

    None Shall Pass…

  43. avatar BD says:

    “Are you our dad?”

  44. avatar Robert Carrasco says:

    …….Behind every blade of grass.

  45. avatar Gerard Hayes says:

    Neighborhood Watch

  46. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “you here for the iphone x?”

  47. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “give us all your marbles.”

  48. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “pot and guns are no problem. do you know where we could get some books?”

  49. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “boys, i need a volunteer to go indoors and play parlor games with your fragile cousin agnes.” (2nd and 3rd kids from left each take one step back).

  50. avatar Andrew in TX says:

    Before Malheur… before the Nevada standoff… the Bundy brothers formed their first militia to protect their toy wagon from the bureaucratic bullies who roamed the neighborhood unchecked

  51. avatar Andrew in TX says:

    This time, that menace named Dennis went too far. Now he is going to pay!

  52. avatar DJL says:

    Sir, is that your Studebaker blocking our Mom’s driveway?

  53. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    “All your base are belong to us”

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