Last week’s winner (well, two weeks ago) was Paul Stillings. This week’s champ will get a can of Hoppe’s 9 Gun Medic Cleaner & Lube courtesy Hoppe’s and Vista Outdoor. Just enter your best work in the comments by Sunday midnight to be eligible.
Last week’s winner (well, two weeks ago) was Paul Stillings. This week’s champ will get a can of Hoppe’s 9 Gun Medic Cleaner & Lube courtesy Hoppe’s and Vista Outdoor. Just enter your best work in the comments by Sunday midnight to be eligible.
After bagging enough animals to clothe the men-folk, the family finally shot a bolt of cloth big enough to dress Ma.
You do not have permission to use my family photo for your promotion.
The day “Butch” became a man – got laid and got a gun!
Dad always did prefer the Short Barrel Kentucky Rifle
Or
Morticia Addams wears white in ‘Not your typical Addams Family Photo’ (notice ‘Thing’ on the far right, holding the curtain)
Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild frontier…and cousins.
Nice; I was thinking more Daniel Boone, though.
ANTIPA (anti-possum) protesters form up at Berkeley, circa 1812.
Shannon hates it when a photo comes up of her kin.
All in the Family!
One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn’t belong. Can you tell which thing is not like the others. By the time I finish my song?
Interestingly enough, grandma was apposed to sporting beaver fur.
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Does size really matter?
There’s a missing left hand and a missing right hand. Are they holding her or each other?
Brokeback Mountain took the movie world by storm. Now get ready for its epic prequel — Flintlock Peak.
Actually, that’s a pretty good stand alone comment.
*blush* I’d feel like a cheater if I divorced it from its inspiration. I wonder if being a reply disqualifies you from the prize…
Oh speaking of they are also doing a prequel of Flintlock Peak called Matchlock Marsh.
Alright boys, time to kill your mom some clothes!
Our American Cousins: Portraits From the New World
(This may not sound like much, but there is an embedded joke for American history buffs.)
No gun, no hat.
Them’s the rules, folks.
When we get you boy’s home, these stinky clothes aren’t coming past the garage door.
I don’t know whose hand that is but ya better not get anything on my dress.
The Jensen family was determined to get to the voting booth even if the black panthers were trying to suppress the turnout.
“Brother Papa, Brother Uncle, I’m afeared that the camera gon steal muh soul!”
When asked about the bizarre outfit, Mother simply replied, “My buckskins are still at the dry cleaners.”
An early version of Game of Thrones, you just have to figure out the specific characters. I already identified Cersi!!
The Bodine family, where family reunions is datin’ opportunities….
Davie Crockett Hair Club for Men.
We are on beaver protection duty, Yes! My sister’s beaver!!!
Constance and the Three Musketeers.
Whosoever hand that is below my corset, may I remind you that you’re standing on plastic…
Hey Virgil, quick come see, there’s our family, the Robert E Lees!
Come on mom, we already did this years Christmas card photo!
Father: “You see, son, when I was growing up, we all wore beavers on our heads.”
Son: “Where’s Gramma’s beaver?”
Father: (Facepalm)
“Close your eyes and wait for flash”
“umm, excuse me- y’all are standing on my spinnaker.”
“i don’t mind indulging his ‘punkin’ puss and mushmouse’ fascination, but we’re going straight to the corn palace after this.”
Hey! I like the Corn Palace!
“Dad I’m gonna keep my eyes shut until we get a cinnabun from the food court!!! And this hat smells if elderberries!”
Preppers: The Kentucky edition.
My therapist says my irrational fear of Raccoons is caused by the fact that Dad, in all of our family portraits, would make us wear these stupid ‘Coon skin hats. I’d have other kids over and they’d make fun of me when they saw the photos.
Squirrels tremble in fear at the mention of their name.
Why does the shortest one have the tallest gun?
Why Kate….. you’re not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
Just couldn’t help myself on this one. Props to Doc Holiday
Hurry up with the Pic. Lewis and Clark are waiting!
Just more proof that “Wear your Sunday best” doesn’t mean the same thing to everyone.
Washington DC –
Picture of the last family able to exercise their second amendment rights in our nations capital.
I think this hat has fleas.
And the rest of the family and wonders why We have a therapist!
Here we see a young Jerry Miculek. The furs his family are wearing were all harvested within 5 minutes.
Here we have a photo of a young Jerry Miculek after his first hunting trip. He bagged his limit in 5 minutes using a surplus Brown Bess.
Does this fur make me look fat?
First annual meeting of the Davy Crockett Fan Club, 1837.
Ma overdressed again!
Y’all ain’t frum around here are ya?
“Posers”
Only time mom didn’t say it was a bad hair day, for her.
We kill it and she cooks it.
Now ma, you need a rifle so you can have a coonskin cap too!
Kill ’em, Skin em, Wear ’em. Fuzzy Hats R Us.
Mom why are you making us wear these hats again?
One of these doesn’t belong, can you tell which one doesn’t belong?
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