Home Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win Hoppe’s 9 Gun Medic Cleaner & Lube Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win Hoppe’s 9 Gun Medic Cleaner & Lube By Dan Zimmerman - September 15, 2017 62 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email Last week’s winner (well, two weeks ago) was Paul Stillings. This week’s champ will get a can of Hoppe’s 9 Gun Medic Cleaner & Lube courtesy Hoppe’s and Vista Outdoor. Just enter your best work in the comments by Sunday midnight to be eligible. Post Views: 8 RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR The Gun Collective is Giving Away a Barrett .50 Cal The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Two Silencer Shop Halloween Contests: Win a Free Suppressor (and Tax Stamp) 62 COMMENTS After bagging enough animals to clothe the men-folk, the family finally shot a bolt of cloth big enough to dress Ma. Reply You do not have permission to use my family photo for your promotion. Reply The day “Butch” became a man – got laid and got a gun! Reply Dad always did prefer the Short Barrel Kentucky Rifle Or Morticia Addams wears white in ‘Not your typical Addams Family Photo’ (notice ‘Thing’ on the far right, holding the curtain) Reply Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild frontier…and cousins. Reply Nice; I was thinking more Daniel Boone, though. Reply ANTIPA (anti-possum) protesters form up at Berkeley, circa 1812. Reply Shannon hates it when a photo comes up of her kin. Reply All in the Family! Reply One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn’t belong. Can you tell which thing is not like the others. By the time I finish my song? Reply Interestingly enough, grandma was apposed to sporting beaver fur. Reply What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Reply Does size really matter? Reply There’s a missing left hand and a missing right hand. Are they holding her or each other? Reply Brokeback Mountain took the movie world by storm. Now get ready for its epic prequel — Flintlock Peak. Reply Actually, that’s a pretty good stand alone comment. Reply *blush* I’d feel like a cheater if I divorced it from its inspiration. I wonder if being a reply disqualifies you from the prize… Oh speaking of they are also doing a prequel of Flintlock Peak called Matchlock Marsh. Reply Alright boys, time to kill your mom some clothes! Reply Our American Cousins: Portraits From the New World (This may not sound like much, but there is an embedded joke for American history buffs.) Reply No gun, no hat. Them’s the rules, folks. Reply When we get you boy’s home, these stinky clothes aren’t coming past the garage door. Reply I don’t know whose hand that is but ya better not get anything on my dress. Reply The Jensen family was determined to get to the voting booth even if the black panthers were trying to suppress the turnout. Reply “Brother Papa, Brother Uncle, I’m afeared that the camera gon steal muh soul!” Reply When asked about the bizarre outfit, Mother simply replied, “My buckskins are still at the dry cleaners.” Reply An early version of Game of Thrones, you just have to figure out the specific characters. I already identified Cersi!! Reply The Bodine family, where family reunions is datin’ opportunities…. Reply Davie Crockett Hair Club for Men. Reply We are on beaver protection duty, Yes! My sister’s beaver!!! Reply Constance and the Three Musketeers. Whosoever hand that is below my corset, may I remind you that you’re standing on plastic… Reply Hey Virgil, quick come see, there’s our family, the Robert E Lees! Reply Come on mom, we already did this years Christmas card photo! Reply Father: “You see, son, when I was growing up, we all wore beavers on our heads.” Son: “Where’s Gramma’s beaver?” Father: (Facepalm) Reply “Close your eyes and wait for flash” Reply “umm, excuse me- y’all are standing on my spinnaker.” Reply “i don’t mind indulging his ‘punkin’ puss and mushmouse’ fascination, but we’re going straight to the corn palace after this.” Reply Hey! I like the Corn Palace! Reply “Dad I’m gonna keep my eyes shut until we get a cinnabun from the food court!!! And this hat smells if elderberries!” Reply Preppers: The Kentucky edition. Reply My therapist says my irrational fear of Raccoons is caused by the fact that Dad, in all of our family portraits, would make us wear these stupid ‘Coon skin hats. I’d have other kids over and they’d make fun of me when they saw the photos. Reply Squirrels tremble in fear at the mention of their name. Reply Why does the shortest one have the tallest gun? Reply Why Kate….. you’re not wearing a bustle. How lewd. Just couldn’t help myself on this one. Props to Doc Holiday Reply Hurry up with the Pic. Lewis and Clark are waiting! Reply Just more proof that “Wear your Sunday best” doesn’t mean the same thing to everyone. Reply Washington DC – Picture of the last family able to exercise their second amendment rights in our nations capital. Reply I think this hat has fleas. Reply And the rest of the family and wonders why We have a therapist! Reply Here we see a young Jerry Miculek. The furs his family are wearing were all harvested within 5 minutes. Reply Here we have a photo of a young Jerry Miculek after his first hunting trip. He bagged his limit in 5 minutes using a surplus Brown Bess. Reply Does this fur make me look fat? Reply First annual meeting of the Davy Crockett Fan Club, 1837. Reply Ma overdressed again! Reply Y’all ain’t frum around here are ya? Reply “Posers” Reply Only time mom didn’t say it was a bad hair day, for her. Reply We kill it and she cooks it. Reply Now ma, you need a rifle so you can have a coonskin cap too! Reply Kill ’em, Skin em, Wear ’em. Fuzzy Hats R Us. Reply Mom why are you making us wear these hats again? Reply One of these doesn’t belong, can you tell which one doesn’t belong? Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.