Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win Hoppe’s 9 Gun Medic Cleaner & Lube

Last week’s winner (well, two weeks ago) was Paul Stillings. This week’s champ will get a can of Hoppe’s 9 Gun Medic Cleaner & Lube courtesy Hoppe’s and Vista Outdoor. Just enter your best work in the comments by Sunday midnight to be eligible.


  1. avatar That Jason says:

    After bagging enough animals to clothe the men-folk, the family finally shot a bolt of cloth big enough to dress Ma.

    1. avatar Guns n Hoses says:

      You do not have permission to use my family photo for your promotion.

    2. avatar Rattlerjake says:

      The day “Butch” became a man – got laid and got a gun!

  2. avatar 300BlackoutFan says:

    Dad always did prefer the Short Barrel Kentucky Rifle


    Morticia Addams wears white in ‘Not your typical Addams Family Photo’ (notice ‘Thing’ on the far right, holding the curtain)

  3. avatar James Pesnell says:

    Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild frontier…and cousins.

    1. avatar tmm says:

      Nice; I was thinking more Daniel Boone, though.

  4. avatar Tony B says:

    ANTIPA (anti-possum) protesters form up at Berkeley, circa 1812.

  5. avatar Mas Cool Arrow says:

    Shannon hates it when a photo comes up of her kin.

    1. avatar Rattlerjake says:

      All in the Family!

  6. avatar Nanashi says:

    One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn’t belong. Can you tell which thing is not like the others. By the time I finish my song?

  7. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    Interestingly enough, grandma was apposed to sporting beaver fur.

  8. avatar jwm says:

    What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

    1. avatar Rattlerjake says:

      Does size really matter?

  9. avatar jwm says:

    There’s a missing left hand and a missing right hand. Are they holding her or each other?

    1. avatar Ing says:

      Brokeback Mountain took the movie world by storm. Now get ready for its epic prequel — Flintlock Peak.

      1. avatar jwm says:

        Actually, that’s a pretty good stand alone comment.

        1. avatar Ing says:

          *blush* I’d feel like a cheater if I divorced it from its inspiration. I wonder if being a reply disqualifies you from the prize…

      2. avatar Weskyvet says:

        Oh speaking of they are also doing a prequel of Flintlock Peak called Matchlock Marsh.

  10. avatar Ed says:

    Alright boys, time to kill your mom some clothes!

  11. avatar Mark N. says:

    Our American Cousins: Portraits From the New World

    (This may not sound like much, but there is an embedded joke for American history buffs.)

  12. avatar No one of consequence says:

    No gun, no hat.

    Them’s the rules, folks.

  13. avatar Huntmaster says:

    When we get you boy’s home, these stinky clothes aren’t coming past the garage door.

  14. avatar Huntmaster says:

    I don’t know whose hand that is but ya better not get anything on my dress.

  15. avatar Carl Saiga says:

    The Jensen family was determined to get to the voting booth even if the black panthers were trying to suppress the turnout.

  16. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    “Brother Papa, Brother Uncle, I’m afeared that the camera gon steal muh soul!”

  17. avatar BLoving says:

    When asked about the bizarre outfit, Mother simply replied, “My buckskins are still at the dry cleaners.”

  18. avatar CCDWGUY says:

    An early version of Game of Thrones, you just have to figure out the specific characters. I already identified Cersi!!

  19. avatar JDH says:

    The Bodine family, where family reunions is datin’ opportunities….

  20. avatar Sam Wright says:

    Davie Crockett Hair Club for Men.

  21. avatar Professor Can't say yet says:

    We are on beaver protection duty, Yes! My sister’s beaver!!!

  22. avatar Sir Tri says:

    Constance and the Three Musketeers.

    Whosoever hand that is below my corset, may I remind you that you’re standing on plastic…

  23. avatar Larry C says:

    Hey Virgil, quick come see, there’s our family, the Robert E Lees!

  24. avatar 5spot says:

    Come on mom, we already did this years Christmas card photo!

  25. avatar Chief Master says:

    Father: “You see, son, when I was growing up, we all wore beavers on our heads.”
    Son: “Where’s Gramma’s beaver?”
    Father: (Facepalm)

  26. avatar AaronW says:

    “Close your eyes and wait for flash”

  27. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “umm, excuse me- y’all are standing on my spinnaker.”

  28. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “i don’t mind indulging his ‘punkin’ puss and mushmouse’ fascination, but we’re going straight to the corn palace after this.”

    1. avatar Button Gwinnett says:

      Hey! I like the Corn Palace!

  29. avatar James Ivy says:

    “Dad I’m gonna keep my eyes shut until we get a cinnabun from the food court!!! And this hat smells if elderberries!”

  30. avatar Hank says:

    Preppers: The Kentucky edition.

  31. avatar Blaine Ballard says:

    My therapist says my irrational fear of Raccoons is caused by the fact that Dad, in all of our family portraits, would make us wear these stupid ‘Coon skin hats. I’d have other kids over and they’d make fun of me when they saw the photos.

  32. avatar Jeff Zenker says:

    Squirrels tremble in fear at the mention of their name.

  33. avatar Jackson Dismukes says:

    Why does the shortest one have the tallest gun?

  34. avatar il Padrino says:

    Why Kate….. you’re not wearing a bustle. How lewd.

    Just couldn’t help myself on this one. Props to Doc Holiday

  35. avatar Brian Woods says:

    Hurry up with the Pic. Lewis and Clark are waiting!

  36. Just more proof that “Wear your Sunday best” doesn’t mean the same thing to everyone.

  37. avatar Higgs says:

    Washington DC –

    Picture of the last family able to exercise their second amendment rights in our nations capital.

  38. avatar Robert Hutchinson says:

    I think this hat has fleas.

  39. avatar Willard Walker says:

    And the rest of the family and wonders why We have a therapist!

  40. avatar Weskyvet says:

    Here we see a young Jerry Miculek. The furs his family are wearing were all harvested within 5 minutes.

  41. avatar Weskyvet says:

    Here we have a photo of a young Jerry Miculek after his first hunting trip. He bagged his limit in 5 minutes using a surplus Brown Bess.

  42. avatar paddy. p says:

    Does this fur make me look fat?

  43. avatar Wzrd says:

    First annual meeting of the Davy Crockett Fan Club, 1837.

  44. avatar M. Atkinson says:

    Ma overdressed again!

  45. avatar Terry says:

    Y’all ain’t frum around here are ya?

  46. avatar Terry says:


  47. avatar Stan G says:

    Only time mom didn’t say it was a bad hair day, for her.

  48. avatar ACEn8s says:

    We kill it and she cooks it.

  49. avatar AdamTA1 says:

    Now ma, you need a rifle so you can have a coonskin cap too!

  50. avatar Rich says:

    Kill ’em, Skin em, Wear ’em. Fuzzy Hats R Us.

  51. avatar Soggy says:

    Mom why are you making us wear these hats again?

  52. avatar Jim Macklin says:

    One of these doesn’t belong, can you tell which one doesn’t belong?

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