Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win Dirty Bore Gun Cleaner

Last week’s winner was Ed. This week’s winner will receive a bottle of Advance Warrior Solutions Dirty Bore Gun Cleaner. Just enter your caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday midnight to be eligible.


  1. avatar Alfonso Alfredo Rodriguez says:

    Dinner is ready and is getting cold, hurry up.

    1. avatar Phil LA says:


  2. avatar Bandit1 says:

    Hang on a sec, my Tweet is going viral.

  3. avatar Danny says:


  4. avatar Lost Down South says:

    Download authorization app to operate?

  5. avatar Defens says:

    WTF, Q? That Fireclean you issued actually ate the bore of my carbine?

  6. avatar Jay says:

    If my god damn uber makes one more wrong turn….

  7. avatar ed greiert says:

    order the wine, I’ll be there in 20

  8. avatar Weskyvet says:

    #gunselfie #rangelife #steelwaiting #III% #rangeday

  9. avatar racer88 says:

    ****ing Bluetooth won’t pair up with my rifle!

  10. avatar Waydownsouth says:

    Let me take a selfie.

  11. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    No home button? WTF!

  12. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    Damn, Logan Lucky is certified rotten.

  13. avatar MadeInUSA says:

    Damn smart gun apps…theres always an update at the worst time.

  14. avatar rt66paul says:

    Another 2 minutes and my ammo is half price.

  15. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    And people laughed when I went armed to stand in line for this thing.

  16. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    Whait they make this thing in 45 Auto? Dammit, Q!

  17. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “…milk, bread and eggs…”

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      (Checking earlier TTAG comment on iPhone while holding MSR)


      I’ll show *you* “FLAME DELETED”!


      1. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

        notify me of follow up comments by email.


  18. avatar Ed says:

    Tinder match, I hope she is 2A friendly.

  19. avatar Bob says:

    Tenth floor , third window from the right. When that sniper pops up again I’ve got him.

    1. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

      well done.

  20. avatar Rick says:

    Is that anti-gun Craig with good trigger finger discipline ??? I’m shocked .

  21. avatar ColdNorth says:

    Message from M:
    “No, you can’t have your Beretta back”

  22. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    Let’s see how the snowflakes at Baguette et Chocolat react to a UMP.

  23. avatar Weskyvet says:

    Sweet just ordered my Maxim50! Oh wait shit!!! Illegal in Britain.

    1. avatar Mike says:

      I wonder if it is legal. Lots of guns have suppressors attached in the UK

  24. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “a clean hit, a dramatic plummet from the balcony and a resounding splat in front of a moving bus. and i forgot to format the sd card.”

  25. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    Uh oh, Money Penny found those photos of Pussy Galore on my old phone.

    1. avatar Phil LA says:

      No no Money Penny! Pussy Galore is just a friend…

  26. avatar El Duderino says:

    “What kind of pizza topping am I? *tap tap tap* Of course…anchovies. Glad we cleared that up, Facebook. Cheers!”

  27. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “this dvorak trigger app has made killing cerebral again.”

  28. avatar Larry Goldfinger says:

    Damn it! The fingerprint reader worked yesterday.

  29. avatar Thomas S. says:

    Ooooh, that’s a nice offer, too bad I’m on my way to kill the contractor.

  30. avatar Travis says:

    Left, left, left……left, left…

  31. avatar Mark says:

    I’m going to continue the mission
    But first let me take a selfie.

  32. avatar Mr.Savage says:

    how the hell do I reload this damn thing…… thank God for YouTube

    1. avatar Kevin C says:

      Haha–gets my vote.

  33. avatar Other Tom in Oregon says:

    Hold on, right here it says TTAG only gave this gun 4 stars. Who does Q think he is sending me out with a 4 star gun?

  34. avatar Sodak1192 says:

    Q, What do you mean you are out of AP incendiary .45 ACP rounds?

  35. avatar No one of consequence says:

    “Comments fixed by Thursday,” they said. Time to have that conversation.

  36. avatar Rick the Bear says:

    Hey, look at me! I’m anti-gun AND I’m showing good finger discipline.

  37. avatar Darrell KS says:

    Hold on a moment while I tweet some career ending anti-gun drivel.

  38. avatar Skinnedknuckles says:

    While holding down the “Alt” key, simultaneously press the “f”, “I”, “r”, and “e” buttons to release the safety

  39. avatar Kevin C says:

    What the hell? H&K won’t deliver the kit I specced for that little side job in Israel!

  40. avatar Ironhead says:

    Shit. You texted me the wrong address!

  41. avatar navillus says:

    “Facebook friend request from George Lazenby? Who the f*ck is George Lazenby?”

  42. avatar Leopoldstotch says:

    “Oh snap…Dan must have finally ran out of Star Trek photos…”

  43. avatar CCDWGUY says:

    It took me this long to get here and “I’m still half cocked”, but ready to shoot.

  44. avatar Foster says:

    Oh good, the Beretta sold on gunbroker!

  45. avatar Danny says:

    When you operate but Bae sends dat a**

  46. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “this one’s got teet tris.”

  47. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “you have found the scarab of ra. this item has no use.”

  48. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “some of these comments are unnecessary. this is my every day carry.”

  49. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “it shouldn’t be this difficult to get a cake baked…”

  50. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “i hate lincoln towing…”

  51. avatar Mike Oregon says:

    Q, why are there adds on my tracking point app?

  52. avatar Nick G says:

    *Checks Chase mobile app*

    The mags for this UMP were HOW MUCH?!?!

  53. avatar tmm says:

    Where the bloody ‘ell is the red dot app?

  54. avatar Andrew in CO says:

    Hmmm, Shannon says this is a gun free zone.

  55. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Dammit! Stupid auto play videos, I thought they fixed that!”

  56. avatar scottlac says:

    I am still in a contract for this phone and they are coming out with the iPhones 8, 8+, and the X all at the same time? I’m going to need a bigger magazine.

  57. avatar Ian says:

    Damn Freedom Munitions is out of .45ACP Again.

  58. avatar Bitchnuts says:

    007: ready 4 nxt job
    HQ: elimin8 SPECTER boss
    007: k, omw 2 Soros

  59. avatar Michigunner says:

    Goddammit Siri, helicopter! HEL-I-COP-TER!

  60. avatar MLee says:

    What do you mean my rifle is pointed at you, who is this?

    1. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:


  61. avatar JDH says:

    OK. I got the magazine in….what next?

  62. avatar Joe R. says:

    iPhone 10, now with carbine security.

  63. avatar Nicholas Chopp says:

    Siri, what does the R in “SPORTS” stand for again?

  64. avatar BC says:

    The target is Usuk Ihaychoo? Who the hell is…oh M, you clever bitch.

  65. avatar BC says:

    Magpul is making HK gear???

    Where’s that Futurama meme?

  66. avatar BC says:

    Huh, Q was right. Internet says there isn’t a British made firearm worth a damn since the SMLE. No wonder I’m always using these Kraut guns.

  67. avatar AFGus says:

    What do you mean I can’t use this rifle here unless it’s got a bullet button?! C’mon M!

  68. avatar Scott says:

    Now where is that complete field strip and clean YouTube video?

  69. avatar Scott says:

    Connery had Pussy Galore and I get stuck with Jams Galore…

  70. avatar Jason says:

    Where is that bad guy app…

  71. avatar Weskyvet says:

    If I have to enter my username and email one mo’ ‘gain just to comment on a TTAG article I swear…..

  72. avatar TRUBRIT says:

    Moneypenny, you have to stop sexting me at work!

  73. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

    Rifle, check.
    Three piece suit, check.
    Castle in the background, check.


  74. avatar Mas Cool Arrow says:

    Damnit Sean, you had your turn now let me do it my way!

  75. avatar Mike says:

    “I thought I was supposed to be carrying a PPK”

  76. avatar Mansfield Lovell says:

    “Bitch, I said i want my Purple Drank shaken, not stirred!”

  77. avatar Ronn says:

    Bring home the scraps for the dog!

  78. avatar Jon Campi says:


  79. avatar Jerry says:

    Now where is that ballistic app?

  80. avatar Darkman says:

    YES Mom! I put on clean underwear this morning GEEZ!!!

  81. avatar CD Carpeti says:

    I hope Shannon Watts likes this selfie.

  82. avatar John Grimes says:

    Let’s see, what are they telling me now? “Keep your finger outside that trigger guard, Dan, or you’ll show up in every gun mag on the planet tomorrow as the gun-totting fraud they already suspect you are!”

  83. avatar Nanashi says:

    “It says ‘Always keep the gun pointed in a safe direction’. What’s a safe direction in this job?”

  84. avatar Jesse Qualls says:

    Sir Roger died! Hmm, that should move me up to 4th best.

  85. avatar That Jason says:

    OK, this week its a pistol, and I CAN’T shoulder it.

  86. avatar Hank says:

    Google “Can a British citizen legally possess this gun?” DAMN, foiled again!

  87. avatar Chaplain Ed says:

    Took care of the “flue shot”, put a round in the chimney!

  88. avatar American Patriot says:

    If I was Sean Connery I’d be smarter then this phone, and have a nice little PPK in my vest pocket!

  89. avatar Josh says:

    Siri: Ok from now on I’ll call you Daddy Pew Pew!

  90. avatar Larry Lucas says:

    Does this tie make me look fat?

  91. avatar Larry Lucas says:

    I think the pocket handkerchief may be too much for this selfie.

  92. avatar Navillus says:

    Text from Moneypenny- “James, my period is three weeks late. You need to contact me ASAP!”
    007- “New phone, who dis?”

  93. avatar OldARcher says:

    So THAT’S what a safety is! Now what do I do?

  94. avatar Rebecca says:

    Don’t forget the milk, bacon, butter and bread. Oh yes, you can get some Perrier if you wish. luv.

  95. avatar anderson says:

    “What would Jack Bauer do? Probably call Chloe…”

  96. avatar Jim Macklin says:

    PPK is for wimps

  97. avatar CK says:

    All right! I just won a bottle of Dirty Bore Gun Cleaner! I’m going to need it!

  98. avatar Terry W says:

    VibraBrrrrrrr….don’t forget the bread, beer, and a bottle of dirty bore. And hurry. Luv ya, Bae

  99. avatar Meatball says:

    Leave the Gun,take the cannoli

  100. avatar Jeff82 says:

    Yeah, I’m a hypocritical bad ass, making money off of the tools I condemn.

  101. avatar Brandi Roberts says:

    Damn that Q, I can’t remember if this shoots bullets and the gun takes calls or vice versa.

  102. avatar Ian Shaw says:

    Via text:
    M- “this is the location Bond.”
    Bond- “where the white women at?”

  103. avatar Jim VanWyk says:

    Bullets….. right there on my shopping list. How did I miss that?!!!!

  104. avatar PRK543 says:

    Good, my live stream is making a killing… Speaking of which where did that henchman go?

  105. avatar Derringer Dave says:

    Seventeen tweets from America’s President about NFL football!
    When will those silly Americans stop obsessing about their sports and start handling real problems around the world?

  106. avatar Robert says:

    That’s a bit forward MoneyPenny don’t you think?

  107. avatar Ryan says:

    Strip and show me how dirty yours is.

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