Weekend Photo Caption Contest

Come on, pardner. Show us what you got.


  1. avatar Javier E says:

    If you keep talking down to me you’ll never have kids.

  2. avatar Esteve says:

    Take yer fingers out of yer ears. She ain’t even cocked em yet!

  3. avatar MikeJ says:

    Hey buddy, you better be careful, those guns she has are louder than my pants.

  4. avatar FourGuysGuns says:

    “Alright! Alright! i’ll stop with the shirley temple bit!”

  5. avatar Buuurr says:

    Do you know where I could get some grits, Sir?

  6. avatar Patrick Carrube says:

    “NO!…. YOU dance, bi*ch!”

    1. avatar Magoo says:

      The winner by a mile. Nobody else came close.

  7. avatar Kevin McArthur says:

    Apologizes, but are you actually making fun of MY shoes? I haven’t seen high heels like those since Queen Elizabeth’s reign. And don’t get me started on my associate’s vertically-challanged king of the dead’s pant selection….

  8. avatar Kevin McArthur says:


    “Kevin Costner called; he wants his Wyatt Earp costume back…”

  9. avatar Bob H says:

    Miss, you have to believe me. I never touched your brother!

  10. avatar Brad Kozak says:

    The glass box routine? Fail. I’d shoot you, but a mime is a terrible thing to waste.

  11. avatar Aaron says:

    “I knew Rooster Cogburn once… and fella… you’re no Rooster Cogburn.”

  12. avatar racer88 says:

    You think her guns are loud? Try not taking out the garbage. THEN you’ll know what loud is!

  13. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    Midget street gangs flourished in the 1920’s and 30’s.

    1. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

      Magoo swiftly weighed his options once confronted by the flash mob.

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