Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - June 24, 2011 15 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email Come on, pardner. Show us what you got. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR New From X Products: X-1 Stand Alone Launcher (NOT a Firearm) The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Merry Christmas! Tell Us About Your Holiday and What You Are Packing! 15 COMMENTS If you keep talking down to me you’ll never have kids. Reply Take yer fingers out of yer ears. She ain’t even cocked em yet! Reply Hey buddy, you better be careful, those guns she has are louder than my pants. Reply “Alright! Alright! i’ll stop with the shirley temple bit!” Reply Do you know where I could get some grits, Sir? Reply “NO!…. YOU dance, bi*ch!” Reply The winner by a mile. Nobody else came close. Reply Apologizes, but are you actually making fun of MY shoes? I haven’t seen high heels like those since Queen Elizabeth’s reign. And don’t get me started on my associate’s vertically-challanged king of the dead’s pant selection…. Reply (or) “Kevin Costner called; he wants his Wyatt Earp costume back…” Reply Miss, you have to believe me. I never touched your brother! Reply The glass box routine? Fail. I’d shoot you, but a mime is a terrible thing to waste. Reply “I knew Rooster Cogburn once… and fella… you’re no Rooster Cogburn.” Reply You think her guns are loud? Try not taking out the garbage. THEN you’ll know what loud is! Reply Midget street gangs flourished in the 1920’s and 30’s. Reply Magoo swiftly weighed his options once confronted by the flash mob. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.
Apologizes, but are you actually making fun of MY shoes? I haven’t seen high heels like those since Queen Elizabeth’s reign. And don’t get me started on my associate’s vertically-challanged king of the dead’s pant selection…. Reply
If you keep talking down to me you’ll never have kids.
Take yer fingers out of yer ears. She ain’t even cocked em yet!
Hey buddy, you better be careful, those guns she has are louder than my pants.
“Alright! Alright! i’ll stop with the shirley temple bit!”
Do you know where I could get some grits, Sir?
“NO!…. YOU dance, bi*ch!”
The winner by a mile. Nobody else came close.
Apologizes, but are you actually making fun of MY shoes? I haven’t seen high heels like those since Queen Elizabeth’s reign. And don’t get me started on my associate’s vertically-challanged king of the dead’s pant selection….
(or)
“Kevin Costner called; he wants his Wyatt Earp costume back…”
Miss, you have to believe me. I never touched your brother!
The glass box routine? Fail. I’d shoot you, but a mime is a terrible thing to waste.
“I knew Rooster Cogburn once… and fella… you’re no Rooster Cogburn.”
You think her guns are loud? Try not taking out the garbage. THEN you’ll know what loud is!
Midget street gangs flourished in the 1920’s and 30’s.
Magoo swiftly weighed his options once confronted by the flash mob.