Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Boxer Tactical Key Whip Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Boxer Tactical Key Whip By Dan Zimmerman - March 25, 2016 67 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Enter the best caption in the comments by Sunday midnight and win a wonderfully over-engineered Boxer Tactical Key Whip. ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: And Your Point Is? Edition Gun Meme of the Day: The Truth About GLOCKs Edition Gun Meme of the Day: There’s Always a “Loophole” Edition 67 COMMENTS You must stop iPhone pop ups! Reply ^^^^THIS^^^^ Please Reply That’s not his caption? Reply Hold real still, honey. There’s a fly on your hair. Reply Thank you choosing Tactical Response for your training needs. Now, I’m going to show you the importance of following Cooper’s 4 rules…. Reply Want to flick my bic? Reply “Now you listen here. If you think my SUIT is loud…!” Reply “Seeing as how your pistol has Replica written on it’s side and mine says Desert Eagle point Fivo Oh………….” Reply … it should precipitate your balls into shrinking, and you along with their presence. Reply See this?!? It’s what we call “trigger discipline”. Reply “You tell anyone I’m bald, I’ll shoot you and rape your dog” Reply What, open carry scares you? Reply Did you guys buy some key whips that turned out to not be to your liking? lol Reply They been ba-ad boys. Next they’ll be giving away village people videos. Reply Reply OK Sophia- Just go down on the pepperoni.. Reply You know what they say about men with tiny guns. Reply Big hands? *snicker* Reply Does this gun make my hands look small? Reply “Roses are red, violets are green, my cylinder revolver goes around like a washing machine”. Reply I may have inadvertently made a key whip when I made a lanyard out of paracord and put a larue Dillo at the end of it. The biggest issue I’ve faced is the little key ring on mine beginning to stretch open through repeated swings. I question the effectiveness of a “key whip” but hey, whatever helps sell your lanyard. Reply Key Whip Execution Reply Now, you best start voting Democrat, if you know what’s good for you. Reply Don’t be scared, honey… the big one is still holstered. Reply You call me “Lefty” again, I shoot-a you face! Reply Another Trump tweet. Reply Relax baby, I’m a registered sperm donor. Reply what do you mean that you replaced my bullets with blanks? Reply Damn it, stop making fun of my stupid, I mean stop with the stupid hat jokes! Reply “If you’ll be good to me, then i’ll be good to you, and we’ll both ride home in my automobile.. 😉 Reply “Notice, my dear, how I am undercompensating in comparison to my, ahem, other gun. I promise. Capisce?” Reply Hey, Camp Fire Girl! It’s Marcello…MARCELLO! Stop with the Marshmallow jokes! Reply A “snubby”? I thought you were packing MORE than THAT, now take me home. Reply “WHO F**KIN’ FARTED?” Reply Tom Selleck disagrees with his wife. Reply Make-a some manicotti and nobody gets-a hurt. Reply This is an .11 anemic, the least effective handgun in the world…. Reply No, that title goes to the .9mm. CALIBER WARS, MOFO! 🙂 Reply lmao. Got my vote Reply Nice hat. I bet you get a free bowl of soup with that. Reply “This is a .9mm the most power…, no wait” Reply For the last time, WE ARE NOT STOPPING AT ULTA!!!!!!!! Reply Go ahead. Do 99 bottles of beer one more time. I dare you. Reply I told you…LEAVE the gun…take the CANNOLI Reply You put my Model 29 in the dryer and shrunk it ! Reply Dear, why is your booger hook on the bang switch, sweetie. Reply One more comment about my porno ‘stash or mutton chops and I’ll fill you fulla lead. Reply See?! I’ll put my finger on the trigger if I want to see!? Reply Oh, so you wanted to see my OTHER snubby, eh? Reply “I thought you were just happy to see me.” Reply Donald Trumps first date. “I really know how to treat a woman. All the women love me!” Reply Last week the milkman.now this!!! Who’s gun is this? Reply “you call that a windsor?” Reply “For the last time… I’m not shaving my sideburns off!”. Reply Just one more holdup and we’ll finally have enough cash to start that little pizza place we’ve always wanted. We’ll call it Rocky Rococco. Reply Leave your keys in your pocket and put a heavy padlock on the whip and you might have something. Reply Say “YOLO” one more time! I dare ya. Reply For every drop dead gorgeous woman in the world there is a man that is tired of putting up with her shit. Meet Mr. Tired. Reply I said Miracle Whip! Reply I tryed the suicide prevention hot line, they put me on hold. Reply “No! 50 lira for around the world, it’sa too much! “ Reply “Gun discipline, I don’t need any gun discipline!” Reply “Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I told you it was ‘hard as steel’ but don’t blame me because I didn’t tell you ‘it’ was ‘black’ and by the way recoiling in horror proves you’re ‘racist'” Reply “For the last time… I DO NOT know Roberto Begnini!” Reply And this, my dear, is the starter pistol you will use in today’s track meet. Reply Due to a childhood trauma Ralphie developed into an adult with an unheathy obsession with guns and eyes. Reply But, but……Cosmo says, Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.