Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - November 11, 2011 27 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Kitty Flap Edition There’s Plenty of Time to Make Sure You’re Not on Santa’s Naughty List Gun Meme of the Day: Happy Thanksgiving Edition 27 COMMENTS No means no! Reply This is way better than my personal massager! omg omg omg …. yeee haaaaaaa! Reply Does it come in pink? Those prairie dogs don’t stand a chance. Where is that shoulder thingy that goes up? This is how to celebrate Veterans Day. If only Richard Gatling could see me now. Reply As a matter of fact, it IS my ‘time of the month.’ How could you tell? Reply Sarah Brady: The Early Years Reply AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reply WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Looks like she’s having a blast (pun intended) Reply The new Trojan mini, it’ll blow your hair back. Reply Every school girl’s dream… So, you are going to the dance with Sally Brown? Washington High students explore alternate birth control methods. Chastity belt, I don’t need no stinking chastity belt!!! Reply from the makers of girls gone wild……..yep you guessed it….. school girls gone wild Reply The latest reports on Operation Fast and Furious indicate that some arms were sold to St. Augustine Middle School. The ATF has not returned any calls, but St. Augustine has reportedly thrown away their rulers. Reply The hills are alive with The Sound of Music! Reply Since Maria was armed, the Von Traap family didn’t have had to flee Austria after all. Reply Gardasil was not my choice, Rick Perry! Reply Sensing their vulnerability, Voldemort sprung his trap and, too late, Harry Potter realized that he’d left their wands in the Hogwarts’ library. Quick-thinking Hermione grabbed the schools’ chain gun and unloaded on Valdemort shrieking “Magic!!?? We don’t need no steenkin’ Magic!!!” Reply The first (and last) “Take your daughter to work day” at the base. Reply The modern sporting hair dryer! Reply Every school girl’s dream come true. Reply The scenic vistas, the wind in your hair, the brass at your feet. Father daughter bonding priceless. Reply Shoot a bad guy, protect your daughter for a day. Teach her to shoot, protect her for her lifetime. Reply I warned you not to tell her you were related to Nancy Pelosi. Reply Mom and I are so glad you like your birthday present. How’s hubby doing? Reply “Oh, daddy! It’s *so* much better than a pony!” Seriously, though, where did you find this photo? Is it a ‘shop? Short of being Major Malfunction’s progeny, what circumstances could possibly lead to a schoolgirl gleefully burping a mini gun? I don’t remember school field trips being anywhere near that fun. Reply No words. Just “The Ride of the Valkyries” from “Die Walküre”. Song from Apocalypse Now during the helo assault. Reply Sister Mary told me never to touch it, but she never told me it would be this much fun and make me feel so excited. Reply There is nothing more dangerous than a 14 year old girl with PMS. Scratch that….There is nothing more dangerous than a 14 year old girl with PMS and a mini gun! Reply I am little girl, HEAR ME ROAR. Alternatively, the girlscouts are VERY protective of their turf. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.