Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar kalel666 says:

    No means no!

  2. avatar Paul in 6-no-None WA says:

    This is way better than my personal massager! omg omg omg …. yeee haaaaaaa!

  3. avatar Sam Wright says:

    Does it come in pink?
    Those prairie dogs don’t stand a chance.
    Where is that shoulder thingy that goes up?
    This is how to celebrate Veterans Day.
    If only Richard Gatling could see me now.

  4. avatar Brad Kozak says:

    As a matter of fact, it IS my ‘time of the month.’ How could you tell?

  5. avatar Aaron says:

    Sarah Brady: The Early Years

  6. avatar Gabe says:


  7. avatar Corey says:

    Looks like she’s having a blast (pun intended)

  8. avatar J in MS says:

    The new Trojan mini, it’ll blow your hair back.

  9. avatar 4strokes says:

    Every school girl’s dream…
    So, you are going to the dance with Sally Brown?
    Washington High students explore alternate birth control methods.

    Chastity belt, I don’t need no stinking chastity belt!!!

  10. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    from the makers of girls gone wild……..yep you guessed it….. school girls gone wild

  11. avatar Ben Eli says:

    The latest reports on Operation Fast and Furious indicate that some arms were sold to St. Augustine Middle School. The ATF has not returned any calls, but St. Augustine has reportedly thrown away their rulers.

  12. avatar Jay W. says:

    The hills are alive with The Sound of Music!

    1. avatar VA Pete says:

      Since Maria was armed, the Von Traap family didn’t have had to flee Austria after all.

  13. avatar Ordine Nuovo says:

    Gardasil was not my choice, Rick Perry!

  14. avatar Del says:

    Sensing their vulnerability, Voldemort sprung his trap and, too late, Harry Potter realized that he’d left their wands in the Hogwarts’ library. Quick-thinking Hermione grabbed the schools’ chain gun and unloaded on Valdemort shrieking “Magic!!?? We don’t need no steenkin’ Magic!!!”

  15. avatar Wiscosotan says:

    The first (and last) “Take your daughter to work day” at the base.

  16. avatar Javier E says:

    The modern sporting hair dryer!

  17. avatar Tom says:

    Every school girl’s dream come true.

  18. avatar Walrusleather says:

    The scenic vistas, the wind in your hair, the brass at your feet.

    Father daughter bonding priceless.

  19. avatar TR says:

    Shoot a bad guy, protect your daughter for a day. Teach her to shoot, protect her for her lifetime.

  20. avatar Bob H says:

    I warned you not to tell her you were related to Nancy Pelosi.

  21. avatar HAVEGUN says:

    Mom and I are so glad you like your birthday present.

    How’s hubby doing?

  22. avatar Vorpalis says:

    “Oh, daddy! It’s *so* much better than a pony!”

    Seriously, though, where did you find this photo? Is it a ‘shop? Short of being Major Malfunction’s progeny, what circumstances could possibly lead to a schoolgirl gleefully burping a mini gun? I don’t remember school field trips being anywhere near that fun.

  23. avatar Rich T says:

    No words. Just “The Ride of the Valkyries” from “Die Walküre”.

    Song from Apocalypse Now during the helo assault.

  24. avatar michael says:

    Sister Mary told me never to touch it, but she never told me it would be this much fun and make me feel so excited.

  25. avatar GetSome says:

    There is nothing more dangerous than a 14 year old girl with PMS. Scratch that….There is nothing more dangerous than a 14 year old girl with PMS and a mini gun!

  26. avatar Gunuck says:

    I am little girl, HEAR ME ROAR.
    the girlscouts are VERY protective of their turf.

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