Home Law and Order Weekend Photo Caption Contest Law and Order Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - October 21, 2011 45 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Video From Monday’s Charlotte Massacre of Law Enforcement Officers in Charlotte, NC [VIDEO] Alabama Strip Club Remains Open Despite Shooting, Declares They Will Call in Marines Before Closing UMPOSSIBLE! Mass Stabbing Attack in Australia Leaves At Least Six Dead, 9-Month-Old Critical 45 COMMENTS Talk about a shotgun wedding! that a shotgun wedding A couple that shoots together, stays together. Some receptions serve chicken or beef. We’re serving squirel. It’s a nice day for a WHITE WEDDING! in door skeet shooting….. Trap and Skeet are becoming much more formal Best wedding gifts ever! Now we are off to the honeymoon hunt. His and Hers shotguns….the perfect wedding gift The Macy’s Bridal Gift Registry expands its selection. We were registered at Cabelas Does she have a sister? The woman in the photo, on the lower right, is not wearing a wedding ring. Just be sure to get a prenuptial. When the minister said “speak now or forever hold your piece,” he didn’t mean “grab your shotgun.” Over-unders – my preferred type of shotgun. What I want to know is did they give out 9mm’s at every place setting? Upon reflection, the ex-boyfriend decided he had no hard feelings toward either of them. Shouldn’t her parents be holding those? …. and they lived happily ever after. I see no problem with this photo whatsoever. Gabe knew Allie’s Texas roots ran deep, but up until the wedding he had no idea just how deep they truly were. “Till death do we part” or even better “Pull!” HER: “Shhhh … only mine is loaded!” “Welcome to skeet team, baby!” …and they lived HAPPILY ever after!!! Mr. Disk Jockey, when we say no “Rap”, we mean NO Rap, you get our drift? We’re both pregnant. ALL marriages end badly: Either in divorce, or in the death of one or both spouses. So, why wait ’til the honeymoon’s over? Ten paces, turn and fire. … and later on that night his concealed weapon discharged. “I hope this ends our parent’s objections.” “No drunken, critical speeches at our wedding.” I would hate to see the prenup. Release the doves! He got me a Stoeger! This gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding”. “If there be any objection to this marriage, let him speak now or forever hold your peace.” “Is everyone having fun? Anybody not enjoying the reception?” Shotgun wedding: You’re doing it wrong. “If there be any objection to this marriage, let him speak now or forever hold your peace.” Or forever hold your “piece?” The bride’s daddy soon recognized his objections to her beau were very minor in the overall scheme of things… The couple that slays together, stays together. Not a caption, but I must make note of the bride’s very painful smile. What’s that about??? The night ended with a “accidental discharge” …Hiyooooo! Please hurry, dad, I really need to go to the powder room! She slips off the garter belt and flips it over the guests. “PULL!” This is my shotgun, this is my gun. This is for shooting, this is for my new wife. Wait that did not rhyme…. So many zombies, so little time. Now THIS is the definition of a “Shotgun Wedding” Okay, someone get the plates out!! Grandma …seated to the brides right….realizing she forgot her hearing protection wisely plugs her ears just prior to the two gun wedding salute…. Comments are closed.
The woman in the photo, on the lower right, is not wearing a wedding ring. Just be sure to get a prenuptial.
Over-unders – my preferred type of shotgun. What I want to know is did they give out 9mm’s at every place setting?
Gabe knew Allie’s Texas roots ran deep, but up until the wedding he had no idea just how deep they truly were.
ALL marriages end badly: Either in divorce, or in the death of one or both spouses. So, why wait ’til the honeymoon’s over? Ten paces, turn and fire.
This gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding”. “If there be any objection to this marriage, let him speak now or forever hold your peace.” “Is everyone having fun? Anybody not enjoying the reception?”
“If there be any objection to this marriage, let him speak now or forever hold your peace.” Or forever hold your “piece?”
The bride’s daddy soon recognized his objections to her beau were very minor in the overall scheme of things…
This is my shotgun, this is my gun. This is for shooting, this is for my new wife. Wait that did not rhyme….
Grandma …seated to the brides right….realizing she forgot her hearing protection wisely plugs her ears just prior to the two gun wedding salute….
Talk about a shotgun wedding!
that a shotgun wedding
A couple that shoots together, stays together.
Some receptions serve chicken or beef. We’re serving squirel.
It’s a nice day for a WHITE WEDDING!
in door skeet shooting…..
Trap and Skeet are becoming much more formal
Best wedding gifts ever! Now we are off to the honeymoon hunt.
His and Hers shotguns….the perfect wedding gift
The Macy’s Bridal Gift Registry expands its selection.
We were registered at Cabelas
Does she have a sister?
The woman in the photo, on the lower right, is not wearing a wedding ring. Just be sure to get a prenuptial.
When the minister said “speak now or forever hold your piece,” he didn’t mean “grab your shotgun.”
Over-unders – my preferred type of shotgun. What I want to know is did they give out 9mm’s at every place setting?
Upon reflection, the ex-boyfriend decided he had no hard feelings toward either of them.
Shouldn’t her parents be holding those?
…. and they lived happily ever after.
I see no problem with this photo whatsoever.
Gabe knew Allie’s Texas roots ran deep, but up until the wedding he had no idea just how deep they truly were.
“Till death do we part”
or even better
“Pull!”
HER: “Shhhh … only mine is loaded!”
“Welcome to skeet team, baby!”
…and they lived HAPPILY ever after!!!
Mr. Disk Jockey, when we say no “Rap”, we mean NO Rap, you get our drift?
We’re both pregnant.
ALL marriages end badly: Either in divorce, or in the death of one or both spouses. So, why wait ’til the honeymoon’s over? Ten paces, turn and fire.
… and later on that night his concealed weapon discharged.
“I hope this ends our parent’s objections.”
“No drunken, critical speeches at our wedding.”
I would hate to see the prenup.
Release the doves!
He got me a Stoeger!
This gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding”.
“If there be any objection to this marriage, let him speak now or forever hold your peace.”
“Is everyone having fun? Anybody not enjoying the reception?”
Shotgun wedding: You’re doing it wrong.
“If there be any objection to this marriage, let him speak now or forever hold your peace.”
Or forever hold your “piece?”
The bride’s daddy soon recognized his objections to her beau were very minor in the overall scheme of things…
The couple that slays together, stays together.
Not a caption, but I must make note of the bride’s very painful smile. What’s that about???
The night ended with a “accidental discharge” …Hiyooooo!
Please hurry, dad, I really need to go to the powder room!
She slips off the garter belt and flips it over the guests.
“PULL!”
This is my shotgun, this is my gun. This is for shooting, this is for my new wife. Wait that did not rhyme….
So many zombies, so little time.
Now THIS is the definition of a “Shotgun Wedding”
Okay, someone get the plates out!!
Grandma …seated to the brides right….realizing she forgot her hearing protection wisely plugs her ears just prior to the two gun wedding salute….
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