45 COMMENTS

    • The woman in the photo, on the lower right, is not wearing a wedding ring. Just be sure to get a prenuptial.

  1. When the minister said “speak now or forever hold your piece,” he didn’t mean “grab your shotgun.”

  2. Over-unders – my preferred type of shotgun. What I want to know is did they give out 9mm’s at every place setting?

  3. Gabe knew Allie’s Texas roots ran deep, but up until the wedding he had no idea just how deep they truly were.

  4. ALL marriages end badly: Either in divorce, or in the death of one or both spouses. So, why wait ’til the honeymoon’s over? Ten paces, turn and fire.

  5. This gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding”.

    “If there be any objection to this marriage, let him speak now or forever hold your peace.”

    “Is everyone having fun? Anybody not enjoying the reception?”

  6. “If there be any objection to this marriage, let him speak now or forever hold your peace.”

    Or forever hold your “piece?”

  7. The bride’s daddy soon recognized his objections to her beau were very minor in the overall scheme of things…

  8. Not a caption, but I must make note of the bride’s very painful smile. What’s that about???

  9. This is my shotgun, this is my gun. This is for shooting, this is for my new wife. Wait that did not rhyme….

  10. Grandma …seated to the brides right….realizing she forgot her hearing protection wisely plugs her ears just prior to the two gun wedding salute….

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