Weekend Photo Caption Contest by Dan Zimmerman | Oct 21, 2011 | 45 comments facebook twitter linkedin email comments Andrew Snyder says: October 21, 2011 at 12:04 Talk about a shotgun wedding! Reply ready,fire,aim says: October 21, 2011 at 12:04 that a shotgun wedding Reply Dirk Diggler says: October 21, 2011 at 12:04 A couple that shoots together, stays together. Reply DrewR55 says: October 21, 2011 at 12:18 Some receptions serve chicken or beef. We’re serving squirel. Reply kalel666 says: October 21, 2011 at 12:20 It’s a nice day for a WHITE WEDDING! Reply ready,fire,aim says: October 21, 2011 at 12:22 in door skeet shooting….. Reply CA says: October 21, 2011 at 12:25 Trap and Skeet are becoming much more formal Reply Sam Wright says: October 21, 2011 at 12:26 Best wedding gifts ever! Now we are off to the honeymoon hunt. Reply Buddy says: October 21, 2011 at 12:48 His and Hers shotguns….the perfect wedding gift Reply Aharon says: October 21, 2011 at 12:51 The Macy’s Bridal Gift Registry expands its selection. Reply Rich T says: October 21, 2011 at 13:00 We were registered at Cabelas Reply Jeff O. says: October 21, 2011 at 13:06 Does she have a sister? Reply Aharon says: October 21, 2011 at 13:25 The woman in the photo, on the lower right, is not wearing a wedding ring. Just be sure to get a prenuptial. Reply Ralph says: October 21, 2011 at 13:24 When the minister said “speak now or forever hold your piece,” he didn’t mean “grab your shotgun.” Reply Totenglocke says: October 21, 2011 at 13:31 Over-unders – my preferred type of shotgun. What I want to know is did they give out 9mm’s at every place setting? Reply Graybeard says: October 21, 2011 at 14:12 Upon reflection, the ex-boyfriend decided he had no hard feelings toward either of them. Reply anon says: October 21, 2011 at 14:40 Shouldn’t her parents be holding those? Reply Dave_toyota says: October 21, 2011 at 14:57 …. and they lived happily ever after. I see no problem with this photo whatsoever. Reply Jason R. says: October 21, 2011 at 15:10 Gabe knew Allie’s Texas roots ran deep, but up until the wedding he had no idea just how deep they truly were. Reply Sam says: October 21, 2011 at 15:30 “Till death do we part” or even better “Pull!” Reply Mr. Weebles says: October 21, 2011 at 15:56 HER: “Shhhh … only mine is loaded!” Reply Ordine Nuovo says: October 21, 2011 at 16:28 “Welcome to skeet team, baby!” Reply Andrew Wood says: October 21, 2011 at 16:37 …and they lived HAPPILY ever after!!! Reply RKflorida says: October 21, 2011 at 17:28 Mr. Disk Jockey, when we say no “Rap”, we mean NO Rap, you get our drift? Reply Gerard says: October 21, 2011 at 17:41 We’re both pregnant. Reply BLAMMO says: October 21, 2011 at 17:57 ALL marriages end badly: Either in divorce, or in the death of one or both spouses. So, why wait ’til the honeymoon’s over? Ten paces, turn and fire. Reply Glokelwal says: October 21, 2011 at 18:34 … and later on that night his concealed weapon discharged. Reply Andrew_M_Garland says: October 21, 2011 at 18:49 “I hope this ends our parent’s objections.” “No drunken, critical speeches at our wedding.” Reply Van says: October 21, 2011 at 19:10 I would hate to see the prenup. Reply Jeff says: October 21, 2011 at 19:48 Release the doves! Reply DonWorsham says: October 21, 2011 at 20:03 He got me a Stoeger! Reply Bob says: October 21, 2011 at 20:17 This gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding”. “If there be any objection to this marriage, let him speak now or forever hold your peace.” “Is everyone having fun? Anybody not enjoying the reception?” Reply HSR47 says: October 21, 2011 at 21:32 Shotgun wedding: You’re doing it wrong. Reply Aaron says: October 21, 2011 at 22:20 “If there be any objection to this marriage, let him speak now or forever hold your peace.” Or forever hold your “piece?” Reply Mark says: October 21, 2011 at 22:50 The bride’s daddy soon recognized his objections to her beau were very minor in the overall scheme of things… Reply Bruce W. Krafft says: October 21, 2011 at 23:22 The couple that slays together, stays together. Reply Varmint Hunter says: October 21, 2011 at 23:41 Not a caption, but I must make note of the bride’s very painful smile. What’s that about??? Reply Nemesis says: October 22, 2011 at 00:11 The night ended with a “accidental discharge” …Hiyooooo! Reply Wellington says: October 22, 2011 at 00:44 Please hurry, dad, I really need to go to the powder room! Reply JGlanton says: October 22, 2011 at 02:03 She slips off the garter belt and flips it over the guests. “PULL!” Reply mmasse says: October 22, 2011 at 09:51 This is my shotgun, this is my gun. This is for shooting, this is for my new wife. Wait that did not rhyme…. Reply Bat Sh*t Crazy says: October 22, 2011 at 10:20 So many zombies, so little time. Reply Eric says: October 22, 2011 at 10:22 Now THIS is the definition of a “Shotgun Wedding” Reply Joe Z. says: October 22, 2011 at 19:29 Okay, someone get the plates out!! Reply Dave J says: October 24, 2011 at 10:12 Grandma …seated to the brides right….realizing she forgot her hearing protection wisely plugs her ears just prior to the two gun wedding salute…. Reply Write a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.
Talk about a shotgun wedding!
that a shotgun wedding
A couple that shoots together, stays together.
Some receptions serve chicken or beef. We’re serving squirel.
It’s a nice day for a WHITE WEDDING!
in door skeet shooting…..
Trap and Skeet are becoming much more formal
Best wedding gifts ever! Now we are off to the honeymoon hunt.
His and Hers shotguns….the perfect wedding gift
The Macy’s Bridal Gift Registry expands its selection.
We were registered at Cabelas
Does she have a sister?
The woman in the photo, on the lower right, is not wearing a wedding ring. Just be sure to get a prenuptial.
When the minister said “speak now or forever hold your piece,” he didn’t mean “grab your shotgun.”
Over-unders – my preferred type of shotgun. What I want to know is did they give out 9mm’s at every place setting?
Upon reflection, the ex-boyfriend decided he had no hard feelings toward either of them.
Shouldn’t her parents be holding those?
…. and they lived happily ever after.
I see no problem with this photo whatsoever.
Gabe knew Allie’s Texas roots ran deep, but up until the wedding he had no idea just how deep they truly were.
“Till death do we part”
or even better
“Pull!”
HER: “Shhhh … only mine is loaded!”
“Welcome to skeet team, baby!”
…and they lived HAPPILY ever after!!!
Mr. Disk Jockey, when we say no “Rap”, we mean NO Rap, you get our drift?
We’re both pregnant.
ALL marriages end badly: Either in divorce, or in the death of one or both spouses. So, why wait ’til the honeymoon’s over? Ten paces, turn and fire.
… and later on that night his concealed weapon discharged.
“I hope this ends our parent’s objections.”
“No drunken, critical speeches at our wedding.”
I would hate to see the prenup.
Release the doves!
He got me a Stoeger!
This gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding”.
“If there be any objection to this marriage, let him speak now or forever hold your peace.”
“Is everyone having fun? Anybody not enjoying the reception?”
Shotgun wedding: You’re doing it wrong.
“If there be any objection to this marriage, let him speak now or forever hold your peace.”
Or forever hold your “piece?”
The bride’s daddy soon recognized his objections to her beau were very minor in the overall scheme of things…
The couple that slays together, stays together.
Not a caption, but I must make note of the bride’s very painful smile. What’s that about???
The night ended with a “accidental discharge” …Hiyooooo!
Please hurry, dad, I really need to go to the powder room!
She slips off the garter belt and flips it over the guests.
“PULL!”
This is my shotgun, this is my gun. This is for shooting, this is for my new wife. Wait that did not rhyme….
So many zombies, so little time.
Now THIS is the definition of a “Shotgun Wedding”
Okay, someone get the plates out!!
Grandma …seated to the brides right….realizing she forgot her hearing protection wisely plugs her ears just prior to the two gun wedding salute….