Home Law and Order Weekend Photo Caption Contest Law and Order Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - October 21, 2011 45 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Kentucky AG: Cities Can’t Prevent Employees From Carrying Firearms on the Job Seattle Businesses Discover the Real Costs of Woke Politics and Defunded Law Enforcement This is What Happens to a Disarmed Populace: ‘Vicious’ Robbers Hit NYC Diners, Grab High-End Jewelry 45 COMMENTS Talk about a shotgun wedding! Reply that a shotgun wedding Reply A couple that shoots together, stays together. Reply Some receptions serve chicken or beef. We’re serving squirel. Reply It’s a nice day for a WHITE WEDDING! Reply in door skeet shooting….. Reply Trap and Skeet are becoming much more formal Reply Best wedding gifts ever! Now we are off to the honeymoon hunt. Reply His and Hers shotguns….the perfect wedding gift Reply The Macy’s Bridal Gift Registry expands its selection. Reply We were registered at Cabelas Reply Does she have a sister? Reply The woman in the photo, on the lower right, is not wearing a wedding ring. Just be sure to get a prenuptial. Reply When the minister said “speak now or forever hold your piece,” he didn’t mean “grab your shotgun.” Reply Over-unders – my preferred type of shotgun. What I want to know is did they give out 9mm’s at every place setting? Reply Upon reflection, the ex-boyfriend decided he had no hard feelings toward either of them. Reply Shouldn’t her parents be holding those? Reply …. and they lived happily ever after. I see no problem with this photo whatsoever. Reply Gabe knew Allie’s Texas roots ran deep, but up until the wedding he had no idea just how deep they truly were. Reply “Till death do we part” or even better “Pull!” Reply HER: “Shhhh … only mine is loaded!” Reply “Welcome to skeet team, baby!” Reply …and they lived HAPPILY ever after!!! Reply Mr. Disk Jockey, when we say no “Rap”, we mean NO Rap, you get our drift? Reply We’re both pregnant. Reply ALL marriages end badly: Either in divorce, or in the death of one or both spouses. So, why wait ’til the honeymoon’s over? Ten paces, turn and fire. Reply … and later on that night his concealed weapon discharged. Reply “I hope this ends our parent’s objections.” “No drunken, critical speeches at our wedding.” Reply I would hate to see the prenup. Reply Release the doves! Reply He got me a Stoeger! Reply This gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding”. “If there be any objection to this marriage, let him speak now or forever hold your peace.” “Is everyone having fun? Anybody not enjoying the reception?” Reply Shotgun wedding: You’re doing it wrong. Reply “If there be any objection to this marriage, let him speak now or forever hold your peace.” Or forever hold your “piece?” Reply The bride’s daddy soon recognized his objections to her beau were very minor in the overall scheme of things… Reply The couple that slays together, stays together. Reply Not a caption, but I must make note of the bride’s very painful smile. What’s that about??? Reply The night ended with a “accidental discharge” …Hiyooooo! Reply Please hurry, dad, I really need to go to the powder room! Reply She slips off the garter belt and flips it over the guests. “PULL!” Reply This is my shotgun, this is my gun. This is for shooting, this is for my new wife. Wait that did not rhyme…. Reply So many zombies, so little time. Reply Now THIS is the definition of a “Shotgun Wedding” Reply Okay, someone get the plates out!! Reply Grandma …seated to the brides right….realizing she forgot her hearing protection wisely plugs her ears just prior to the two gun wedding salute…. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.