Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar Andrew Snyder says:

    Talk about a shotgun wedding!

  2. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    that a shotgun wedding

  3. avatar Dirk Diggler says:

    A couple that shoots together, stays together.

  4. avatar DrewR55 says:

    Some receptions serve chicken or beef. We’re serving squirel.

  5. avatar kalel666 says:

    It’s a nice day for a WHITE WEDDING!

  6. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    in door skeet shooting…..

  7. avatar CA says:

    Trap and Skeet are becoming much more formal

  8. avatar Sam Wright says:

    Best wedding gifts ever! Now we are off to the honeymoon hunt.

  9. avatar Buddy says:

    His and Hers shotguns….the perfect wedding gift

  10. avatar Aharon says:

    The Macy’s Bridal Gift Registry expands its selection.

  11. avatar Rich T says:

    We were registered at Cabelas

  12. avatar Jeff O. says:

    Does she have a sister?

    1. avatar Aharon says:

      The woman in the photo, on the lower right, is not wearing a wedding ring. Just be sure to get a prenuptial.

  13. avatar Ralph says:

    When the minister said “speak now or forever hold your piece,” he didn’t mean “grab your shotgun.”

  14. avatar Totenglocke says:

    Over-unders – my preferred type of shotgun. What I want to know is did they give out 9mm’s at every place setting?

  15. avatar Graybeard says:

    Upon reflection, the ex-boyfriend decided he had no hard feelings toward either of them.

  16. avatar anon says:

    Shouldn’t her parents be holding those?

  17. avatar Dave_toyota says:

    …. and they lived happily ever after.

    I see no problem with this photo whatsoever.

  18. avatar Jason R. says:

    Gabe knew Allie’s Texas roots ran deep, but up until the wedding he had no idea just how deep they truly were.

  19. avatar Sam says:

    “Till death do we part”

    or even better


  20. avatar Mr. Weebles says:

    HER: “Shhhh … only mine is loaded!”

  21. avatar Ordine Nuovo says:

    “Welcome to skeet team, baby!”

  22. avatar Andrew Wood says:

    …and they lived HAPPILY ever after!!!

  23. avatar RKflorida says:

    Mr. Disk Jockey, when we say no “Rap”, we mean NO Rap, you get our drift?

  24. avatar Gerard says:

    We’re both pregnant.

  25. avatar BLAMMO says:

    ALL marriages end badly: Either in divorce, or in the death of one or both spouses. So, why wait ’til the honeymoon’s over? Ten paces, turn and fire.

  26. avatar Glokelwal says:

    … and later on that night his concealed weapon discharged.

  27. “I hope this ends our parent’s objections.”

    “No drunken, critical speeches at our wedding.”

  28. avatar Van says:

    I would hate to see the prenup.

  29. avatar Jeff says:

    Release the doves!

  30. avatar DonWorsham says:

    He got me a Stoeger!

  31. avatar Bob says:

    This gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding”.

    “If there be any objection to this marriage, let him speak now or forever hold your peace.”

    “Is everyone having fun? Anybody not enjoying the reception?”

  32. avatar HSR47 says:

    Shotgun wedding: You’re doing it wrong.

  33. avatar Aaron says:

    “If there be any objection to this marriage, let him speak now or forever hold your peace.”

    Or forever hold your “piece?”

  34. avatar Mark says:

    The bride’s daddy soon recognized his objections to her beau were very minor in the overall scheme of things…

  35. avatar Bruce W. Krafft says:

    The couple that slays together, stays together.

  36. avatar Varmint Hunter says:

    Not a caption, but I must make note of the bride’s very painful smile. What’s that about???

  37. avatar Nemesis says:

    The night ended with a “accidental discharge” …Hiyooooo!

  38. avatar Wellington says:

    Please hurry, dad, I really need to go to the powder room!

  39. avatar JGlanton says:

    She slips off the garter belt and flips it over the guests.

  40. avatar mmasse says:

    This is my shotgun, this is my gun. This is for shooting, this is for my new wife. Wait that did not rhyme….

  41. avatar Bat Sh*t Crazy says:

    So many zombies, so little time.

  42. avatar Eric says:

    Now THIS is the definition of a “Shotgun Wedding”

  43. avatar Joe Z. says:

    Okay, someone get the plates out!!

  44. avatar Dave J says:

    Grandma …seated to the brides right….realizing she forgot her hearing protection wisely plugs her ears just prior to the two gun wedding salute….

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