Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar Sammy says:

    ..or you can marry me.

  2. avatar Gregolas says:

    Allright! Tell me how you lost so much weight, or else!

  3. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

    “Mr potter come with me” Mrs McGonagall is the head mistress of this new Harry Potter series set in the American West.

  4. avatar Paris Hilton says:

    The Fashion Police are always on the look-out for those “Illegally wearing floods with out a permit”

    1. avatar IdahoPete says:

      Or striped pants with a fedora ….

  5. avatar Bryan says:

    Bloomberg’s mother. Or how I met your father, from the Bloomberg family album!

  6. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

    Don’t make me call your mother!

  7. avatar Sammy says:

    I’m a Mom and this is a single action.

  8. avatar Paul G. says:

    “Does this uniform make my butt look big?”

  9. avatar Mark B says:

    This Shrubbery will just not do…it’s too tall!

  10. avatar ADC USN/Ret says:

    “Go ahead and try to grab this one, you puke!”

  11. avatar Grindstone says:

    This mom demands action or else.

  12. avatar David B says:

    “Give a woman the 2nd Amendment and then she thinks she deserves the right to vote.”
    ~from the book “Suffragettes Demand Action” by Coris Line

  13. avatar jug says:

    Elenore Roosevelt, at her part time job!
    (Just to break the boredom of her marriage.)

  14. avatar Winterborne says:

    Waggle your eyebrows at ME, will you!?! I think not, sirrah!

  15. avatar Marty the Lett says:

    Don’t ever again ask me why I have louvers in my dress. That’s between me and Agent Ness.

  16. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    Fortunately the concept of ‘police women’ didn’t catch on for another 6 decades.

  17. avatar Anonymous says:

    That shot you just heard? That was your dog. I know you just saw us doing this deal up here on the roof. If you know what’s best for you – you’ll keep your mouth shut or it will be more than just your dog dying. Who are they going to believe? Me or you? Think about it, take your homeless riff-raff self, and scram. If I see you around here again – i’ll add you to the dog pile.

  18. avatar aaronw says:

    “Pardon me, sir, but your hat is riding suspiciously low on your head.”

  19. avatar Richard says:

    Now go make me a sammich

  20. avatar John Galt says:

    “It was nothing to her, that an innocent man was to die for the sins of his forefathers; she saw, not him, but them. It was nothing to her, that his wife was to be made a widow and his daughter an orphan; that was insufficient punishment, because they were her natural enemies and her prey, and as such had no right to live.”

    A Tale of Two Cities
    – Charles Dickens

    1. avatar Gregolas says:

      Inspired connection with Mdm. DeFarge!

    2. avatar ropingdown says:

      Very nice. A sort of philosophical harbinger of the war on drugs.

  21. avatar Bigred2989 says:


  22. avatar Ted says:

    So it was just a gun and you were not glad to see me.

  23. avatar Another Robert says:

    Susan B. Anthony didn’t give women equality, Messrs. Smith and Wesson did!

  24. avatar Javier says:

    Ma Bloomberg. This is why Mike hates guns.

  25. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    What? You don’t believe in equal pay?

  26. avatar John Galt says:

    “I don’t mean to disbelieve you, but that’s hardly a Navy uniform.”

  27. avatar Chadwick P. says:

    “Keystette cops crack down on illegal immigration”

  28. avatar Misnomer says:

    Inspector Gidget demonstrates poor trigger control.

  29. avatar John Galt says:

    Early 20th century living statue performance.

  30. avatar Al says:

    Sam Colt made ’em equal.

    1. avatar Chadwick P. says:


  31. avatar Jwestham2 says:

    How ISIS would be if women ruled it instead of men

  32. avatar TheBear says:

    “Follow them size 5’s!”

  33. avatar Gunr says:

    What do you mean, show you my drivers license? Cars wont be invented for another 20 years mam!

  34. avatar dave says:

    You say you got them sissy stripey britches in New York City??? You march you butt over to the mechantile and get some Levi’s..

  35. avatar Gary Schulze says:

    “Exterminate! Exterminate!”

    1. avatar Bob says:

      Bad reference to Dr. Who’s Dalleks. (How is it spelled?)

  36. avatar Rebecca says:

    You old fool!! Just you wait until I get home and then I’ll give you a piece of my mind. Don’t you give me any backtalk, now git!!!

  37. avatar John L. says:


  38. avatar Don says:

    “I Demand Action. And I’m backing that demand up with this handgun.”

  39. avatar tmm says:

    Hand over that rifle with the shoulder thingy that goes up….

  40. avatar mrlyle says:

    Honest officer Feinstein, That’s not a gun in my pocket. I am happy to see you!!

  41. avatar S.CROCK says:

    If you say one more sandwich joke…

  42. avatar John Galt says:

    Police Officer: Well?

    Kirk: You’re a police officer. I recognize the traditional accoutrements.

  43. avatar waldengr says:

    smile when you say that, mister

  44. avatar Phil COV says:

    “HE is a yunick!”

  45. avatar Ing says:

    No more hatchet jobs. Carrie Nation got an upgrade.

  46. avatar brentm3 says:

    “Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.” – Stupid Laws, compliments of Cleveland, Ohio

  47. avatar ropingdown says:

    “Yeah, well the short guy around the corner says you stole his pants.”

  48. avatar Piet Padkos says:

    ‘Ello love, fancy a knee trembler?!

  49. avatar Joel says:

    Listen carefully Ralph. I’m bloated, I’m cranky, and I’m armed, so think real carefully before you answer. Whattaya think of this hat?

  50. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    Hey buddy, my eyes are up here.

  51. avatar One If By Land says:

    “They put one of yours in the hospital, you put one of theirs in the morgue – THAT’s the Chicago way….” (and it still is)…

    ~Elenor Ness, 1908

  52. avatar JohnF says:

    “The passing years have slowed you on the draw…” – WC Fields in “Tillie and Gus” (1933)

  53. avatar FFTug says:

    I swear, I just called you Bobby because it’s British slang for a constable. I never meant for it to mean that you were…well…slightly…man…ish.

  54. avatar Tom Jefferson says:


  55. avatar Chip Bennett says:

    Is that Diane Feinstein’s great grandmother?

  56. avatar jim says:

    “Look, I don’t have a holster with this git-up, so I’m just gonna hold it like this while we discuss the local loitering ordnance.”

  57. avatar MrVigs says:

    …you see, I need a date…

    1. avatar Paul G. says:

      “to the policemen’s ball”.

  58. The good old days when women were women and men loved it.

  59. avatar Werechicken says:

    When Quentin Tarantino re-booted “The Grapes of Wrath,” he decided to off Tom Joad’s character before that insufferable “Whenever you see a…” monologue at the end.

  60. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    Nice enough fake period picture – window AC units like the one to the right of his head were somewhat unavailable in that time period.

    1. avatar JohnF says:

      According to the source cited by the photo, it is from the Bain Collection in the Smithsonian and it is dated 1909. It is a picture of a suffragette illustrating the concept of a female police officer. I don’t think that is an A/C unit in the picture.

      1. avatar Paul G. says:

        Gotta wonder what they are doing up on that roof top.

    2. avatar KCK says:

      water flow swamp cooler.

  61. avatar engineear says:

    “Roll those pants down NOW! And, no, you can’t touch my badge!”

  62. avatar KCK says:

    Lady’s Auxiliary Officer Miss Abigail Snodgrass has been know to inform potential arrestees, as in this case, that she does not have enough room on her revolver handle for notches and that she uses button trimmed pleats on her skirt to keep count.

  63. avatar pirateye says:

    drag queen leo

  64. avatar rogerthat says:

    Say…. You look kinda cute.

  65. avatar bontai Joe says:

    The “tacti-cool” look sure has evolved over the years. In my opinion, that has to be the poorest design of a police officer’s uniform I have ever seen.

  66. avatar archangel187 says:

    Is that a prototype MOLLY vest?

  67. avatar Kecia Parran says:

    How ’bout now . . . still against the right to bare arms?

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