Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - October 3, 2014 76 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR New From X Products: X-1 Stand Alone Launcher (NOT a Firearm) The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Merry Christmas! Tell Us About Your Holiday and What You Are Packing! 76 COMMENTS ..or you can marry me. Reply Allright! Tell me how you lost so much weight, or else! Reply “Mr potter come with me” Mrs McGonagall is the head mistress of this new Harry Potter series set in the American West. Reply The Fashion Police are always on the look-out for those “Illegally wearing floods with out a permit” Reply Or striped pants with a fedora …. Reply Bloomberg’s mother. Or how I met your father, from the Bloomberg family album! Reply Don’t make me call your mother! Reply I’m a Mom and this is a single action. Reply “Does this uniform make my butt look big?” Reply This Shrubbery will just not do…it’s too tall! Reply “Go ahead and try to grab this one, you puke!” Reply This mom demands action or else. Reply “Give a woman the 2nd Amendment and then she thinks she deserves the right to vote.” ~from the book “Suffragettes Demand Action” by Coris Line Reply Elenore Roosevelt, at her part time job! (Just to break the boredom of her marriage.) Reply Waggle your eyebrows at ME, will you!?! I think not, sirrah! Reply Don’t ever again ask me why I have louvers in my dress. That’s between me and Agent Ness. Reply Fortunately the concept of ‘police women’ didn’t catch on for another 6 decades. Reply HOW IT WENT DOWN BEFORE IPHONES: That shot you just heard? That was your dog. I know you just saw us doing this deal up here on the roof. If you know what’s best for you – you’ll keep your mouth shut or it will be more than just your dog dying. Who are they going to believe? Me or you? Think about it, take your homeless riff-raff self, and scram. If I see you around here again – i’ll add you to the dog pile. Reply “Pardon me, sir, but your hat is riding suspiciously low on your head.” Reply Now go make me a sammich Reply “It was nothing to her, that an innocent man was to die for the sins of his forefathers; she saw, not him, but them. It was nothing to her, that his wife was to be made a widow and his daughter an orphan; that was insufficient punishment, because they were her natural enemies and her prey, and as such had no right to live.” A Tale of Two Cities – Charles Dickens Reply Inspired connection with Mdm. DeFarge! Reply Very nice. A sort of philosophical harbinger of the war on drugs. Reply STOP… IN THE NAME OF LOOOVE…. Reply So it was just a gun and you were not glad to see me. Reply Susan B. Anthony didn’t give women equality, Messrs. Smith and Wesson did! Reply Ma Bloomberg. This is why Mike hates guns. Reply What? You don’t believe in equal pay? Reply “I don’t mean to disbelieve you, but that’s hardly a Navy uniform.” Reply “Keystette cops crack down on illegal immigration” Reply Inspector Gidget demonstrates poor trigger control. Reply Early 20th century living statue performance. Reply Sam Colt made ’em equal. Reply Ha! Reply How ISIS would be if women ruled it instead of men Reply “Follow them size 5’s!” Reply What do you mean, show you my drivers license? Cars wont be invented for another 20 years mam! Reply You say you got them sissy stripey britches in New York City??? You march you butt over to the mechantile and get some Levi’s.. Reply “Exterminate! Exterminate!” Reply Bad reference to Dr. Who’s Dalleks. (How is it spelled?) Reply You old fool!! Just you wait until I get home and then I’ll give you a piece of my mind. Don’t you give me any backtalk, now git!!! Reply Gotcha! Reply “I Demand Action. And I’m backing that demand up with this handgun.” Reply Hand over that rifle with the shoulder thingy that goes up…. Reply Honest officer Feinstein, That’s not a gun in my pocket. I am happy to see you!! Reply If you say one more sandwich joke… Reply Police Officer: Well? Kirk: You’re a police officer. I recognize the traditional accoutrements. Reply smile when you say that, mister Reply “HE is a yunick!” Reply No more hatchet jobs. Carrie Nation got an upgrade. Reply “Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.” – Stupid Laws, compliments of Cleveland, Ohio Reply “Yeah, well the short guy around the corner says you stole his pants.” Reply ‘Ello love, fancy a knee trembler?! Reply Listen carefully Ralph. I’m bloated, I’m cranky, and I’m armed, so think real carefully before you answer. Whattaya think of this hat? Reply Hey buddy, my eyes are up here. Reply “They put one of yours in the hospital, you put one of theirs in the morgue – THAT’s the Chicago way….” (and it still is)… ~Elenor Ness, 1908 Reply “The passing years have slowed you on the draw…” – WC Fields in “Tillie and Gus” (1933) Reply I swear, I just called you Bobby because it’s British slang for a constable. I never meant for it to mean that you were…well…slightly…man…ish. Reply “YES! I AM A CIA AGENT, AND YOU POSITIVELY CAN’T COME INTO THE WHITE HOUSE!” Reply Is that Diane Feinstein’s great grandmother? Reply “Look, I don’t have a holster with this git-up, so I’m just gonna hold it like this while we discuss the local loitering ordnance.” Reply …you see, I need a date… Reply “to the policemen’s ball”. Reply The good old days when women were women and men loved it. Reply When Quentin Tarantino re-booted “The Grapes of Wrath,” he decided to off Tom Joad’s character before that insufferable “Whenever you see a…” monologue at the end. Reply Nice enough fake period picture – window AC units like the one to the right of his head were somewhat unavailable in that time period. Reply According to the source cited by the photo, it is from the Bain Collection in the Smithsonian and it is dated 1909. It is a picture of a suffragette illustrating the concept of a female police officer. I don’t think that is an A/C unit in the picture. Reply Gotta wonder what they are doing up on that roof top. Reply water flow swamp cooler. Reply “Roll those pants down NOW! And, no, you can’t touch my badge!” Reply Lady’s Auxiliary Officer Miss Abigail Snodgrass has been know to inform potential arrestees, as in this case, that she does not have enough room on her revolver handle for notches and that she uses button trimmed pleats on her skirt to keep count. Reply drag queen leo Reply Say…. You look kinda cute. Reply The “tacti-cool” look sure has evolved over the years. In my opinion, that has to be the poorest design of a police officer’s uniform I have ever seen. Reply Is that a prototype MOLLY vest? Reply How ’bout now . . . still against the right to bare arms? Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.