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  1. June 27, 1916. Springfield, Massachusetts.
    “Street gang, corner Margaret and Water streets — 4:30 p.m.”
    No, really.
    Oh… the days when thugs dressed for dinner, otherwise their mother would whip their butts.
    Obviously, “Smitty” in the middle, didn’t have a mom.

    BTW, is that a Daisy pump. (.177)

  2. “OK guys, we gotta get organized. If we’re gonna have an Open Carry Rally, we gotta have more than one guy show up with somethin’ more than a BB gun!”

    • Great idea but we have to get the NRA & USCCA to back and organize it. They can with the least amount of effort and people will show.

  3. Look here, “Gun Free Zones Kill, ya know.

    “Therefor, lawmakers enacting those laws are killing us.

    “Therefor, the gun-grabbers who knowingly vote for them, kill everyone.

    “Is there more than that?

    “YOU gun-grabbers are the problem!

  4. One of these behaviors is banned within 50 feet of public buildings.

    Oh wait…that would be the winning caption at the MDA site (winning because there would only be one visitor to the site).

  5. One of the girls in the photo is Shannon Watts who will later create a pro gun group called Moms Demand Action for Guns in Every Home….No wait, I got that wrong somewhere along the line she fell on the sidewalk and changed her position. No guns in Kroger.

  6. In an effort to combat underage smoking. Bloomberg funded groups are demanding a ban on the sale and manufacture of all .22lr ammunition. A mom demanding traction had this to say-“This is really for the kids. The large lines of people waiting outside their local sporting goods store is a serious problem. Something must be done to save the children from lung cancer and it’s a conversation we need to have but the NRA won’t even try. It’s obvious the bullies at the NRA don’t care about children”.
    Huff-L-Puff Post

  7. New Jersey State Legislators meet at local restaurant to discuss how to restrict everyone but them to only “smart guns”.

  8. “I don’t think this stuff is doing anything” “nah man it’s legit, you grabbed your little brothers gun instead of your cane”. “Oh man he’s going to be in so much trouble when he gets to school and can’t take his marksmanship test”

  9. The fourth kid from the left became violently ill upon learning that his peers were queued up for the “Hillary, Diane and Nancy burlesque show.”

  10. “Now, I know all you folks are the right kinda parents.
    I’m gonna be perfectly frank.
    Would ya like to know what kinda conversation goes
    On while they’re loafin’ around that Hall?
    They’re tryin’ out Bevo, tryin’ out cubebs,
    Tryin’ out Tailor Mades like Cigarette Feends!”

    Yes, we got Trouble with a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for POOL!
    I say, first, medicinal wine from a teaspoon,
    Then beer from a bottle.
    An’ the next thing ya know,
    Your son is playin’ for money
    In a pinch-back suit.
    And list’nin to some big out-a-town Jasper
    Hearin’ him tell about horse-race gamblin’.
    Not a wholesome trottin’ race, no!
    But a race where they set down right on the horse!

    Friends, lemme tell you what I mean.
    Ya got one, two, three, four, five, six pockets in a table.
    Pockets that mark the diff’rence
    Between a gentlemen and a bum,
    With a capital “B,”
    And that rhymes with “P” and that stands for pool!

    I’m thinkin’ of the kids in the knickerbockers,
    Shirt-tail young ones, peekin’ in the pool
    Hall window after school, look, folks!
    Right here in River City.
    Trouble with a capital “T”
    And that rhymes with “P” and that stands for pool!

    (Salesman Harold Hill, from “The Music Man”)

    • “Brevity is the soul of wit”

      (Polonius, from Hamlet)

      “Do showtune lyrics work as jokes? Because they certainly didn’t when Family Guy tried to use them that way.”

      (Me, from about ten seconds ago)

      • “If you have no critics you’ll likely have no success.” – Malcolm X

        “The world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and have imagined them men of much greater profundity than they really are.” – Henry Fielding

  11. The guy on the left leaning forward, “Norton you are one funny bastard.” Norton says, ” wait you ain’t even heard the rest, Ralphy said, ‘hey Norton when I bend over you start Fu&*ing”

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